LITTLE GUZZY.

BOWERTON was a very quiet place. It had no factories, mills, or mines,

or other special inducements to offer people looking for new localities;

and as it was not on a railroad line, nor even on an important

post-road, it gained but few new inhabitants.

Even of travelers Bowerton saw very few. An occasional enterprising

peddler or venturesome thief found his way to the town, and took away

such cash as came in their way while pursuing their respective callings;

but peddlers were not considered exactly trustworthy as news-bearers,

while house-breakers, when detained long enough to be questioned, were

not in that communicative frame of mind which is essential to one who

would interest the general public.

When, therefore, the mail-coach one day brought to Bowerton an old lady

and a young one, who appeared to be mother and daughter, excitement ran

high.

The proprietor of the Bowerton House, who was his own clerk, hostler,

and table-waiter, was for a day or two the most popular man in town;

even the three pastors of the trio of churches of Bowerton did not

consider it beneath their dignity to join the little groups which were

continually to be seen about the person of the landlord, and listening

to the meagre intelligence he was able to give.

The old lady was quite feeble, he said, and the daughter was very

affectionate and very handsome. He didn’t know where they were going,

but they registered themselves from Boston. Name was Wyett—young lady’s

name was Helen. He hoped they wouldn’t leave for a long time—travelers

weren’t any too plenty at Bowerton, and landlords found it hard work to

scratch along. Talked about locating at Bowerton if they could find a

suitable cottage. Wished ’em well, but hoped they’d take their time, and

not be in a hurry to leave the Bowerton House, where—if _he_ did say it

as shouldn’t—they found good rooms and good board at the lowest living

price.

The Wyetts finally found a suitable cottage, and soon afterward they

began to receive heavy packages and boxes from the nearest railway

station.

Then it was that the responsible gossips of Bowerton were worked nearly

to death, but each one was sustained by a fine professional pride which

enabled them to pass creditably through the most exciting period.

For years they had skillfully pried into each other’s private affairs,

but then they had some starting-place, some clue; now, alas! there was

not in all Bowerton a single person who had emigrated from Boston, where

the Wyetts had lived. Worse still, there was not a single Bowertonian

who had a Boston correspondent.

To be sure, one of the Bowerton pastors had occasional letters from a

missionary board, whose headquarters were at the Hub, but not even the

most touching appeals from members of his flock could induce him to

write the board concerning the newcomers.

But Bowerton was not to be balked in its striving after accurate

intelligence.

From Squire Brown, who leased Mrs. Wyett a cottage, it was learned that

Mrs. Wyett had made payment by check on an excellent Boston bank. The

poor but respectable female who washed the floors of the cottage

informed the public that the whole first floor was to be carpeted with

Brussels.

The postmaster’s clerk ascertained and stated that Mrs. Wyett received

_two_ religious papers per week, whereas no one else in Bowerton took

more than one.

The grocer said that Mrs. Wyett was, by jingo, the sort of person _he_

liked to trade with—wouldn’t have anything that wasn’t the very best.

The man who helped to do the unpacking was willing to take oath that

among the books were a full set of Barnes, Notes, and two sets of

commentaries, while Mrs. Battle, who lived in the house next to the

cottage, and who was suddenly, on hearing the crashing of crockery next

door, moved to neighborly kindness to the extent of carrying in a nice

hot pie to the newcomers, declared that, as she hoped to be saved, there

wasn’t a bit of crockery in that house which wasn’t pure china.

Bowerton asked no more. Brussels carpets, religious tendencies, a bank

account, the ability to live on the best that the market afforded, and

to eat it from china, and china only—why, either one of these

qualifications was a voucher of respectability, and any two of them

constituted a patent of aristocracy of the Bowerton standard.

Bowerton opened its doors, and heartily welcomed Mrs. and Miss Wyett.

It is grievous to relate, but the coming of the estimable people was the

cause of considerable trouble in Bowerton.

Bowerton, like all other places, contained lovers, and some of the young

men were not so blinded by the charms of their own particular lady

friends as to be oblivious to the beauty of Miss Wyett.

She was extremely modest and retiring, but she was also unusually

handsome and graceful, and she had an expression which the young men of

Bowerton could not understand, but which they greatly admired.

It was useless for plain girls to say that they couldn’t see anything

remarkable about Miss Wyett; it was equally unavailing for good-looking

girls to caution their gallants against too much of friendly regard even

for a person of whose antecedents they really knew scarcely anything.

Even casting chilling looks at Miss Wyett when they met her failed to

make that unoffending young lady any less attractive to the young men of

Bowerton, and critical analysis of Miss Wyett’s style of dressing only

provoked manly comparisons, which were as exasperating as they were

unartistic.

Finally Jack Whiffer, who was of a first family, and was a store-clerk

besides, proposed to Miss Wyett and was declined; then the young ladies

of Bowerton thought that perhaps Helen Wyett had some sense after all.

Then young Baggs, son of a deceased Congressman, wished to make Miss

Wyett mistress of the Baggs mansion and sharer of the Baggs money, but

his offer was rejected.

Upon learning this fact, the maidens of Bowerton pronounced Helen a

noble-spirited girl to refuse to take Baggs away from the dear, abused

woman who had been engaged to him for a long time.

Several other young men had been seen approaching the Wyett cottage in

the full glory of broadcloth and hair-oil, and were noticeably depressed

in spirits for days afterward, and the native ladies of marriageable age

were correspondingly elated when they heard of it.

When at last the one unmarried minister of Bowerton, who had been the

desire of many hearts, manfully admitted that he had proposed and been

rejected, and that Miss Wyett had informed him that she was already

engaged, all the Bowerton girls declared that Helen Wyett was a darling

old thing, and that it was perfectly shameful that she couldn’t be let

alone.

After thus proving that their own hearts were in the right place, all

the Bowerton girls asked each other who the lucky man could be.

Of course he couldn’t be a Bowerton man, for Miss Wyett was seldom seen

in company with _any_ gentleman. He must be a Boston man—he was probably

very literary—Boston men always were.

Besides, if he was at all fit for her, he must certainly be very

handsome.

Suddenly Miss Wyett became the rage among the Bowerton girls. Blushingly

and gushingly they told her of their own loves, and they showed her

their lovers, or pictures of those gentlemen.

Miss Wyett listened, smiled and sympathized, but when they sat silently

expectant of similar confidences, they were disappointed, and when they

endeavored to learn even the slightest particular of Helen Wyett’s love,

she changed the subject of conversation so quickly and decidedly that

they had not the courage to renew the attempt.

But while most Bowertonians despaired of learning much more about the

Wyetts, and especially about Helen’s lover, there was one who had

resolved not only to know the favored man, but to do him some frightful

injury, and that was little Guzzy.

Though Guzzy’s frame was small, his soul was immense, and Helen’s

failure to comprehend Guzzy’s greatness when he laid it all at her feet

had made Guzzy extremely bilious and gloomy.

Many a night, when Guzzy’s soul and body should have been taking their

rest, they roamed in company up and down the quiet street on which the

Wyetts’ cottage was located, and Guzzy’s eyes, instead of being fixed on

sweet pictures in dreamland, gazed vigilantly in the direction of Mrs.

Wyett’s gate.

He did not meditate inflicting personal violence on the hated wretch who

had snatched away Helen from his hopes—no, personal violence could

produce suffering but feeble compared with that under which the victim

would writhe as Guzzy poured forth the torrent of scornful invective

which he had compiled from the memories of his bilious brain and the

pages of his “Webster Unabridged.”

At length there came a time when most men would have despaired.

Love is warm, but what warmth is proof against the chilling blasts and

pelting rains of the equinoctial storm?

But then it was that the fervor of little Guzzy’s soul showed itself;

for, wrapped in the folds of a waterproof overcoat, he paced his

accustomed beat with the calmness of a faithful policeman.

And he had his reward.

As one night he stood unseen against the black background of a high

wall, opposite the residence of Mrs. Wyett, he heard the gate—_her_

gate—creak on its hinges.

It could be no ordinary visitor, for it was after nine o’clock—it must

be _he_.

Ha! the lights were out! He would be disappointed, the villain! Now was

the time, while his heart would be bleeding with sorrow, to wither him

with reproaches. To be sure, he seemed a large man, while Guzzy was very

small, but Guzzy believed his own thin legs to be faithful in an

emergency.

The unknown man knocked softly at the front door, then he seemed to tap

at several of the windows.

Suddenly he raised one of the windows, and Guzzy, who had not until then

suspected that he had been watching a house-breaker, sped away like the

wind and alarmed the solitary constable of Bowerton.

That functionary requested Guzzy to notify Squire Jones, justice of the

peace, that there was business ahead, and then hastened away himself.

Guzzy labored industriously for some moments, for Squire Jones was very

old, and very cautious, and very stupid; but he was at last fully

aroused, and then Guzzy had an opportunity to reflect on the greatness

which would be his when Bowerton knew of his meritorious action.

And Helen Wyett—what would be her shame and contrition when she learned

that the man whose love she had rejected had become the preserver of her

peace of mind and her portable personal property?

He could not exult over _her_, for that would be unchivalrous; but would

not her own conscience reproach her bitterly?

Perhaps she would burst into tears in the court-room, and thank him

effusively and publicly! Guzzy’s soul swelled at the thought, and he

rapidly composed a reply appropriate to such an occasion. Suddenly Guzzy

heard footsteps approaching, and voices in earnest altercation.

Guzzy hastened into the squire’s office, and struck an attitude

befitting the importance of a principal witness.

An instant later the constable entered, followed by two smart-looking

men, who had between them a third man, securely handcuffed.

The prisoner was a very handsome, intelligent-looking young man, except

for a pair of restless, over-bright eyes.

“There’s a difference of opinion ’bout who the prisoner belongs to,”

said the constable, addressing the squire; “and we agreed to leave the

matter to you. When I reached the house, these gentlemen already had him

in hand, and they claim he’s an escaped convict, and that they’ve

tracked him from the prison right straight to Bowerton.”

The prisoner gave the officers a very wicked look, while these officials

produced their warrants and handed them to the justice for inspection.

Guzzy seemed to himself to grow big with accumulating importance.

“The officers seem to be duly authorized,” said the squire, after a long

and minute examination of their papers; “but they should identify the

prisoner as the escaped convict for whom they are searching.”

“Here’s a description,” said one of the officers, “in an advertisement:

‘Escaped from the Penitentiary, on the —th instant, William Beigh,

_alias_ Bay Billy, _alias_ Handsome; age, twenty-eight; height, five

feet ten; complexion dark, hair black, eyes dark brown, mole on left

cheek; general appearance handsome, manly, and intelligent. A skillful

and dangerous burglar. Sentenced in 1866 to five years’ imprisonment—two

years yet to serve.’ That,” continued the officer, “describes him to a

dot; and, if there’s any further doubt, look here!”

As he spoke, he unclasped a cloak which the prisoner wore, and disclosed

the striped uniform of the prison.

“There seems no reasonable doubt in this case; and the prisoner will

have to go back to prison,” said the justice. “But I must detain him

until I ascertain whether he has stolen anything from Mrs. Wyett’s

residence. In case he has done so, we can prosecute at the expiration of

his term.”

The prisoner seemed almost convulsed with rage, though of a sort which

one of the officers whispered to the other he did not exactly

understand.

Guzzy eyed him resentfully, and glared at the officers with considerable

disfavor.

Guzzy was a law-abiding man, but to have an expected triumph belittled

and postponed because of foreign interference was enough to blind almost

_any_ man’s judicial eyesight.

“Well,” said one of the officers, “put him in the lock-up’ and

investigate in the morning; we won’t want to start until then, after the

tramp he’s given us. Oh, Bay Billy, you’re a smart one—no mistake about

that. Why in thunder don’t you use your smartness in the right

way?—there’s more money in business than in cracking cribs.”

“Besides the moral advantage,” added the squire, who was deacon as well,

and who, now that he had concluded his official duties, was not adverse

to laying down the higher law.

“Just so,” exclaimed the officer; “and for his family’s sake, too. Why,

would you believe it, judge? they say Billy has one of the finest wives

in the commonwealth—handsome, well-educated, religious, rich, and of

good family. Of course she didn’t know what his profession was when she

married him.”

Again the prisoner seemed convulsed with that strange rage which the

officer did not understand. But the officers were tired, and they were

too familiar with the disapprobation of prisoners to be seriously

affected by it; so, after an appointment by the squire, and a final

glare of indignation from little Guzzy, they started, under the

constable’s guidance, to the lock-up.

Suddenly the door was thrown open, and there appeared, with uncovered

head, streaming hair, weeping yet eager eyes, and mud-splashed garments,

Helen Wyett.

[Illustration:

“WE MAY AS WELL FINISH THIS CASE TO-NIGHT, IF MISS WYETT IS PREPARED

TO TESTIFY,” SAID THE JUDGE.

]

Every one started, the officers stared, the squire looked a degree or

two less stupid, and hastened to button his dressing-gown; the restless

eyes of the convict fell on Helen’s beautiful face, and were restless no

longer; while little Guzzy assumed a dignified pose, which did not seem

at all consistent with his confused and shamefaced countenance.

“We may as well finish this case to-night, if Miss Wyett is prepared to

testify,” said the squire, at length. “Have you lost anything, Miss

Wyett?”

“No,” said Helen; “but I have found my dearest treasure—my own husband!”

And putting her arms around the convict’s neck, she kissed him, and

then, dropping her head upon his shoulder, she sobbed violently.

The squire was startled into complete wakefulness, and as the moral

aspect of the scene presented itself to him, he groaned:

“Onequally yoked with an onbeliever.”

The officers looked as if they were depraved yet remorseful convicts

themselves, while little Guzzy’s diminutive dimensions seemed to

contract perceptibly.

At length the convict quieted his wife, and persuaded her to return to

her home, with a promise from the officers that she should see him in

the morning.

Then the officers escorted the prisoner to the jail, and Guzzy sneaked

quietly out, while the squire retired to his slumbers, with the firm

conviction that if Solomon had been a justice of the peace at Bowerton,

his denial of the newness of anything under the sun would never have

been made.

Now, the jail at Bowerton, like everything else in the town, was

decidedly antiquated, and consisted simply of a thickly-walled room in a

building which contained several offices and living apartments.

It was as extensive a jail as Bowerton needed, and was fully strong

enough to hold the few drunken and quarrelsome people who were

occasionally lodged in it.

But Beigh, _alias_ Bay Billy, _alias_ Handsome, was no ordinary and

vulgar jail-bird, the officers told him, and, that he and they might

sleep securely, they considered it advisable to carefully iron his

hands.

A couple of hours rolled away, and left Beigh still sitting moody and

silent on the single bedstead in the Bowerton jail.

Suddenly the train of his thoughts was interrupted by a low “stt—stt”

from the one little, high, grated window of the jail.

The prisoner looked up quickly, and saw the shadow of a man’s head

outside the grating.

“Hello!” whispered Beigh, hurrying under the window.

“Are you alone?” inquired the shadow.

“Yes,” replied the prisoner.

“All right, then,” whispered the voice. “There _are_ secrets which no

vulgar ears should hear. My name is Guzzy. I have been in love with your

wife. I hadn’t any idea she was married; but I’ve brought you my

apology.”

“I’ll forgive you,” whispered the criminal; “but——”

“’Tain’t that kind of apology,” whispered Guzzy. “It’s a steel one—a

tool—one of those things that gunsmiths shorten gun-barrels with. If

they can saw a rifle-barrel in two in five minutes, you ought to get out

of here inside of an hour.”

“Not quite,” whispered Beigh. “My hands and feet are ironed.”

“Then I’ll do the job myself,” whispered Guzzy, as he applied the tool

to one of the bars; “for it will be daylight within two hours.”

The unaccustomed labor—for Guzzy was a bookkeeper—made his arms ache

severely, but still he sawed away.

He wondered what his employer would say should he be found out, but

still he sawed.

Visions of the uplifted hands and horror-struck countenances of his

brother Church-members came before his eyes, and the effect of his

example upon his Sunday-school class, should he be discovered, tormented

his soul; but neither of those influences affected his saw.

Bar after bar disappeared, and when Guzzy finally stopped to rest, Beigh

saw a small square of black sky, unobstructed by any bars whatever.

“Now,” whispered Guzzy, “I’ll drop in a small box you can stand on, so

you can put your hands out and let me file off your irons. I brought a

file or two, thinking they might come handy.”

Five minutes later the convict, his hands unbound, crawled through the

window, and was helped to the ground by Guzzy.

[Illustration]

Seizing the file from the little bookkeeper, Beigh commenced freeing his

feet. Suddenly he stopped and whispered:

“You’d better go now. I can take care of myself, but if those cursed

officers should take a notion to look around, it would go hard with

_you_. Run, God bless you, run!”

But little Guzzy straightened himself and folded his arms.

The convict rasped away rapidly, and finally dropped the file and the

fragments of the last fetter. Then he seized little Guzzy’s hand.

“My friend,” said he, “criminal though I am, I am man enough to

appreciate your manliness and honor. I think I am smart enough to keep

myself free, now I am out of jail. But, if ever you want a friend, tell

Helen, _she_ will know where I am, and I will serve you, no matter what

the risk and pain.”

“Thank you,” said Guzzy; “but the only favor I’ll ever ask of you might

as well be named now, and you ought to be able to do it without risk or

pain either. It’s only this: be an honest man, for Helen’s sake.”

Beigh dropped his head.

“There _are_ men who would die daily for the sake of making her happy,

but you’ve put it out of their power, seeing you’ve married her,”

continued Guzzy. “_I’m_ nothing to her, and can’t be, but for her sake

to-night I’ve broken open the gunsmith’s shop, broken a jail, and”—here

he stooped, and picked up a bundle—“robbed my own employer’s store of a

suit of clothes for you, so you mayn’t be caught again in those prison

stripes. If I’ve made myself a criminal for her sake: can’t her husband

be an honest man for the same reason?”

The convict wrung the hand of his preserver. He seemed to be trying to

speak, but to have some great obstruction in his throat.

Suddenly a bright light shone on the two men, and a voice was heard

exclaiming, in low but very ferocious tones:

“Do it, you scoundrel, or I’ll put a bullet through your head!”

Both men looked up to the window of the cell, and saw a bull’s-eye

lantern, the muzzle of a pistol, and the face of the Bowerton constable.

The constable’s right eye, the sights of his pistol and the breast of

the convict were on the same visual line.

Without altering his position or that of his weapon, the constable

whispered:

“I’ve had you covered for the last ten minutes. I only held in to find

out who was helping you; but I heard too much for _my_ credit as a

faithful officer. Now, what are you going to do?”

“Turn over a new leaf,” said the convict, bursting into tears.

“Then get out,” whispered the officer, “and be lively, too—it’s almost

daybreak.”

“I’ll tell you what to do,” said little Guzzy, when the constable

hurriedly whispered:

“Wait until _I_ get out of hearing.”

* * * * *

The excitement which possessed Bowerton the next morning, when the

events of the previous night were made public, was beyond the

descriptive powers of the best linguists in the village.

Helen Wyett a burglar’s wife!

At first the Bowertonians scarcely knew whether it would be proper to

recognize her at all, and before they were able to arrive at a

conclusion the intelligence of the convict’s escape, the breaking open

of the gunsmith’s shop, the finding of the front door of Cashing’s store

ajar, and the discovery by Cashing that at least one suit of valuable

clothing had been taken, came upon the astonished villagers and rendered

them incapable of reason, and of every other mental attribute except

wonder.

That the prisoner had an accomplice seemed certain, and some suspicious

souls suggested that the prisoner’s wife _might_ have been the person;

but as one of the officers declared he had watched her house all night

for fear of some such attempt, that theory was abandoned.

Under the guidance of the constable, who zealously assisted them in

every possible manner, the officers searched every house in Bowerton

that might seem likely to afford a hiding-place, and then departed on

what they considered the prisoner’s most likely route.

For some days Helen Wyett gave the Bowertonians no occasion to modify

their conduct toward her, for she kept herself constantly out of sight.

When, however, she did appear in the street again, she met only the

kindest looks and salutations, for the venerable Squire Jones had talked

incessantly in praise of her courage and affection, and the Squire’s

fellow-townsmen knew that when their principal magistrate was affected

to tenderness and mercy, it was from causes which would have simply

overwhelmed any ordinary mortal.

It was months before Bowerton gossip descended again to its normal

level; for a few weeks after the escape of Beigh, little Guzzy, who had

never been supposed to have unusual credit, and whose family certainly

hadn’t any money, left his employer and started an opposition store.

Next to small scandal, finance was the favorite burden of conversation

at Bowerton, so the source of Guzzy’s sudden prosperity was so

industriously sought and surmised that the gossips were soon at needles’

points about it.

Then it was suddenly noised abroad that Mrs. Baggs, Sr., who knew

everybody, had given Guzzy a letter of introduction to the Governor of

the State.

Bowerton was simply confounded. What _could_ he want? The Governor had

very few appointments at his disposal, and none of them were fit for

Guzzy, except those for which Guzzy was not fit.

Even the local politicians became excited, and both sides consulted

Guzzy.

Finally, when Guzzy started for the State capital, and Helen Wyett, as

people still called her, accompanied him, the people of Bowerton put on

countenances of hopeless resignation, and of a mute expectation which

nothing could astonish.

It might be an elopement—it might be that they were going as

missionaries; but no one expressed a positive opinion, and every one

expressed a perfect willingness to believe anything that was supported

by even a shadow of proof.

Their mute agony was suddenly ended, for within forty-eight hours Guzzy

and his traveling companion returned.

The latter seemed unusually happy for the wife of a convict, while the

former went straight to Squire Jones and the constable’s.

Half an hour later all Bowerton knew that William Beigh, _alias_ Bay

Billy, _alias_ Handsome, had received a full and free pardon from the

Governor.

The next day Bowerton saw a tall, handsome stranger, with downcast eyes,

walk rapidly through the principal street and disappear behind Mrs.

Wyett’s gate.

A day later, and Bowerton was electrified by the intelligence that the

ex-burglar had been installed as a clerk in Guzzy’s store.

People said that it was a shame—that nobody knew how soon Beigh might

take to his old tricks again. Nevertheless, they crowded to Guzzy’s

store, to look at him, until shrewd people began to wonder whether Guzzy

hadn’t really taken Beigh as a sort of advertisement to draw trade.

A few months later, however, they changed their opinions, for the

constable, after the expiration of his term of office, and while under

the influence of a glass too much, related the whole history of the

night of Beigh’s first arrival at Bowerton.

The Bowertonians were law-abiding people; but, somehow, Guzzy’s

customers increased from that very day, and his prosperity did not

decline even after “Guzzy & Beigh” was the sign over the door of the

store which had been built and stocked with Mrs. Wyett’s money.

[Illustration]

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