_How Guzman suddenly loses his Mistress’s favour, and is condemned
to the galleys._
No sooner had I found in any part of my life that I might swim in deep
water, than I was drowned. Finding that I was now beloved by my
mistress, and looked upon by the servants as one whose favour was of
consequence, I began to act quite a different character in the family,
and set myself up to be absolute lord of all. I bought the most
expensive clothes; spent money like a gentleman; and to crown all, took
an under steward to look after the business of the house. Madam herself
was not a wit more prudent, and consulting her love rather than her
reason, approved of every thing I did.
This was by no means the case with her relations, who, as they had an
eye to the succession, observed her steps most vigilantly. They had
conceived no great liking for me when I first entered the service, being
rather suspicious, and not without reason, of the very devout air I
assumed; but when they learnt that I carried all before me in the
family, they began to reflect seriously upon it. They knew who I was,
and not thinking that I was married, became very apprehensive lest the
too tender widow should eventually take me into the place of the defunct
governor, if she had not already done so; especially when they
recollected that she had some years before contracted marriage
clandestinely with one of my predecessors, who, fortunately for the
lady’s heirs, had thought proper to die shortly afterwards. This made
them very uneasy, and they had many meetings among themselves to
deliberate upon the most efficacious mode of ridding themselves of so
formidable a rival in the lady’s favour. All their endeavours, however,
would have been ineffectual, had I not ruined myself in my mistress’s
opinion by my imprudent conduct.
The tender connexion I had formed with the lovesick lady became daily
less lively on my part; for, to say the truth, she was far from
possessing qualities calculated long to attach the inclinations of a
gallant man. Unfortunately also for our amours, I had cast my eyes on a
young girl in the house, a pretty merry wench of about sixteen or
seventeen years of age. A man who had money unlimited at his command,
and the entire government of the family, was not a conquest to be
despised by a waiting-maid; so that I soon lured her to my purpose, and
we concerted measures so well, that we kept our correspondence secret
for a considerable time. There were, however, other women in the house,
and it was not possible, therefore, that we could remain long
undiscovered. Celia, which was the damsel’s name, soon began to dress
herself out in the jewels and ornaments I had given her, and to boast of
her money. Her companions, in consequence, became jealous of her, and
informed their mistress, who ordered them to watch her, and neglect
nothing to ascertain the source of all this finery. These directions
were punctually obeyed; and it was soon discovered that Celia had
nocturnal conversations with me for three or four hours in my chamber.
This news struck like a dagger to the lady’s heart, for she had hitherto
been confident of my fidelity. She could not think me guilty of such
perfidy, and determined to be thoroughly convinced herself before she
satisfied her vengeance.
I lay in a chamber which communicated with my mistress’s by a closet in
which there was a private door covered with tapestry. In addition to
this, there was an opening which I knew nothing of, directly against my
bed’s-head; so that a person listening might easily hear whatever was
said in my chamber, particularly when I was in bed. In this spot the
widow placed herself one night, and listening attentively to my
conversation with Celia, she overheard us distinctly speaking of
herself; and though we had frequently before amused ourselves at her
expence, yet, as the devil would have it, we had never before spoken so
ill of her. We communicated to each other without reserve the various
frailties and natural defects we had observed in her, and, in short,
pulled her to pieces from head to foot. You will readily imagine the
lady’s rage at hearing herself painted in such glowing colours. She was
at first tempted to enter my chamber and vent her fury on us
immediately; but after a little reflection, she very wisely thought it
more prudent to retire, and meditate her revenge more privately, than to
make all the servants in the house laugh at her expense.
No sooner had day arrived than she sent for her nearest relation, to
tell him that I was a complete rogue; that I had not been content with
robbing her and putting all her affairs into disorder, but had
dishonoured her house; in short, that she was determined no longer to
overlook my knaveries, and only wished that I might be punished
according to my deserts. She could not possibly have selected a more
fit person to promote her wishes in this respect than this relation of
her’s, who, hoping one day or other to be her heir, had more interest
than any one to remove me from the testatrix. He was, therefore, highly
delighted at so favourable an opportunity, and made haste to profit by
it, lest the lady should change her mind. He knew her well, and saw
plainly that she only acted this part out of some jealous pique; and
accordingly exerted himself with such effect that in less than two hours
he obtained a warrant against me, so that before I had risen from my
bed, an Alguazil entered my chamber, and led me off to prison.
I was at first inclined to consider this as a token of remembrance,
either from my relations at Genoa, or my creditors at Madrid; and it,
was upwards two hours before I learnt the real cause of my imprisonment.
At first I did but laugh at it, flattering myself that my mistress
loved me too well to leave me to the severity of the laws: and I
expected every moment to receive a message that she was no longer
irritated against me, and had obtained my pardon. Buoyed up with this
hope, I bore without impatience or complaint those fetters which I felt
convinced love would shortly break for me; and I considered myself more
like a lover punished for infidelity, than a steward imprisoned for
robbing his mistress. I was, however, most grievously mistaken, for I
was required forthwith to render an account of my administration, which
had lasted two years. I now began to grow uneasy, for the manner in
which I had dissipated the widow’s money to my own purposes left so
large a balance between the receipts and expenditure, that I would have
defied any steward in the most noble family to have filled up the gap.
It was in vain for me to puzzle my brain; for, to make the best of it, I
was four thousand crowns short. To complete my ruin, the honest man
whom I had employed as under-steward, while I thought of nothing but my
pleasure, no sooner saw me thrown into gaol, than, to save himself from
the same fate, which he knew he equally well deserved, he made off with
all the ready money he could lay his fingers on. Being answerable for
this man’s behaviour, the whole was laid at my door. How then was it
possible for me to escape with impunity? I had neither money nor credit;
while, on the contrary, my prosecutors were so powerful, that I could
entertain no hope of leaving prison, except _to serve the King upon the
seas_.
I was so convinced of this, that I made an attempt to escape from
prison, in the disguise of a woman, and had already penetrated as far as
the outer gate, when a cursed one-eyed door-keeper recognized me. I
carried a dagger in my breast, which I drew out to intimidate him; but
he roared out for help, which soon arrived, and I was led back to a
dark dungeon, which I was not permitted to leave until I was conducted
to the galleys, to which I was condemned for the remainder of my life.