AFTER THE WORD. AMONG THE AUDIENCE.

_General Murmur_. What _can_ it be? Not _Turk_, I suppose, or

Magician?--Quarrelling?--Parnellite?--Impertinence? Shall we give it

up? No, they like us to guess, poor things; and besides, if we don't,

they'll do another; and it is getting _so_ late, and such a _long_

drive home. Oh, they're all coming back; then it is over. No, indeed,

we can't _imagine. "Familiar_!" To be sure--_how_ clever, and _how_

well you all acted it, to be sure--you must be quite tired after it

all. I am sure _we_--hem--are deeply indebted to you ... My dear Miss

ROSE, how wonderfully you disguised yourself. I never recognised you a

bit, nor _you_, Mr. NIGHTINGALE. What part did _you_ take?

_Mr. Nightingale_. I--er--didn't take any particular part--wasn't

wanted, you know.

_Miss Rose_. Not to _act_,--so we stayed outside and--and--arranged

things.

_An Old Lady_. Indeed? Then you had all the hard work, and none of the

pleasure, my dear, I'm afraid.

_Miss Rose_ (_sweetly_). Oh no. I mean yes!--but we didn't _mind_ it

much.

_The O.L._ And which of you settled what the Word was to be?

_Mr. N._ Well, I believe we settled that together.

[_Carriages are announced; departure of guests who are not

of the house-party. In the Smoking-room, Mr. PUSHINGTON

discovers that he does not seem exactly popular with the

other men, and puts it down to jealousy._

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