RULE 1.--We cash no checks drawn on Papa. He's a dead one.
RULE 2.--Eat all our booze you want to, but go elsewhere and select
your snakes.
RULE 3.--Don't call the waitress by her first name. She's liable to
spoil your appetite.
RULE 4.--Guests who desire to have nightmare will find the harness in
the restaurant, so back up!
RULE 5.--To prevent guests from carrying fruit from the table we'll
have no fruit. We're lucky to have the table.
RULE 6.--If you feel tired, go away back and sit down.
RULE 7.--In case of fire jump out the window and turn to the left.
RULE 8.--Breakfast from 4 to 3; dinner from hand to mouth, and supper
from what's left over.
RULE 9.--Hug as many high-balls as you please, but don't wave the red
flag in the office--you might disturb Harold Spotwood, the room
clerk. He was out late last night.
RULE 10.--If you don't like your room, kick the bell-boy. Apply at
the office for spiked shoes.
RULE 11.--If you don't see what you want ask for it and you'll get
it--good and hard!
RULE 12.--Ask the bar-keeper to let you have one of our justly
celebrated high tides. It will do you good.
RULE 13.--Try our boneless potato salad; apply to the night watchman.
RULE 14.--All the shines are not in the barber shop. Lie down, Fido.
RULE 15.--That will be about all from you.