Our Paris Letter

A Jack Johnson burst over the shell hole into which Pat and Mike had

crawled. “Oi’ve been shot in the foot,” said Pat. Mike immediately placed

Pat on his shoulder and started for the hospital. On his way there

another shell took off Pat’s head. Arriving at the first aid station, the

sentry hailed Mike.

“No use bringing any dead men in here,” he said. “That fellow’s head has

been shot off.”

“Why, the son-of-a-gun,” exclaimed Mike, “he told me it was his foot.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 25, October, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 30 / 62 题