III

I never heard Mr. Jefferson make a recitation or, except in the singing of

a song before his voice began to break, make himself a part of any private

entertainment other than that of a spectator and guest.

He shrank from personal displays of every sort. Even in his younger days he

rarely "gagged," or interpolated, upon the stage. Yet he did not lack for

a ready wit. One time during the final act of Rip Van Winkle, a young

countryman in the gallery was so carried away that he quite lost his

bearings and seemed to be about to climb over the outer railing. The

audience, spellbound by the actor, nevertheless saw the rustic, and its

attention was being divided between the two when Jefferson reached that

point in the action of the piece where Rip is amazed by the docility of his

wife under the ill usage of her second husband. He took in the situation at

a glance.

Casting his eye directly upon the youth in the gallery, he uttered the

lines as if addressing them directly to him, "Well, I would never have

believed it if I had not seen it."

The poor fellow, startled, drew back from his perilous position, and the

audience broke into a storm of applause.

Joseph Jefferson was a Swedenborgian in his religious belief. At one

time too extreme a belief in spiritualism threatened to cloud his sound,

wholesome understanding. As he grew older and happier and passed out

from the shadow of his early tragedy he fell away from the more sinister

influence the supernatural had attained over his imagination. One time in

Washington I had him to breakfast to meet the Chief Justice and Mr. Justice

Matthews and Mr. Carlisle, the newly-elected Speaker of the House. It was a

rainy Sunday, and it was in my mind to warn him that our company was made

up of hard-headed lawyers not apt to be impressed by fairy tales and

ghost stories, and to suggest that he cut the spiritualism in case the

conversation fell, as was likely, into the speculative. I forgot, or

something hindered, and, sure enough, the question of second sight and mind

reading came up, and I said to myself: "Lord, now we'll have it." But it

was my kinsman, Stanley Matthews, who led off with a clairvoyant experience

in his law practice. I began to be reassured. Mr. Carlisle followed with a

most mathematical account of some hobgoblins he had encountered in his

law practice. Finally the Chief Justice, Mr. Waite, related a series of

incidents so fantastic and incredible, yet detailed with the precision and

lucidity of a master of plain statement, as fairly to stagger the most

believing ghostseer. Then I said to myself again: "Let her go, Joe, no

matter what you tell now you will fall below the standard set by these

professional perfecters of pure reason, and are safe to do your best, or

your worst." I think he held his own, however.

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