CHAPTER XXIII.

MRS. CHAPMAN GIVES A BALL.

It was a cold, dark night in December. The wind was blowing fresh from

the northeast, the tall trees on the Battery were in commotion, and the

ships in the harbor, seen through a pale mist, were straining at their

anchors. A thin, pale mist hung over the sombre old fort on the Battery,

over the trees, over the ships, over everything within the eye's reach.

And the mist and the solemn beating sound of the sea-wail, in which the

sailor fancies he can read all his sorrows, gave a weird and mysterious

appearance to the scene. The Battery was nearly deserted that night, for

at the time we write of only two old men could be seen, leaning over the

railing on the sea-wall and watching in the direction of a ship at

anchor in the stream, and looking as if she was just in from sea.

Mrs. Chapman was to give her ball that night. The lady had for several

weeks given all her mind and energy to the preliminaries of this grand

affair. Who was to be invited, what sort of new dresses she and Mattie

would appear best in, who was to provide the supper, and what the whole

would cost, were subjects which so engaged the lady's attention that she

could think of nothing else. In vain did Chapman demur to the great

expense and the folly of keeping up appearances under such

circumstances. In vain did he insinuate the probable necessity of

inventing a new religion as a means of bringing his revenues up to his

necessities. A necklace of pearls and a diamond ring had been got for

Mattie, and now a demand was made for a new and expensive dress. If

there was anything in the world Chapman admired and submitted to it was

his wife. In his thoughts she was above everything else, and he would

surrender to her demands, no matter at what sacrifice. As for Mattie, he

never seemed to care much about her, nor indeed to regard her with

anything more than ordinary affection.

There was no getting along without the ball, Mrs. Chapman said. West

Bowling Green had given two or three balls, and had not condescended to

send her an invitation. It was very mortifying to get the cut direct in

this way. She must bring West Bowling Green down by showing that she

could give a ball of her own. And then it would be such a relief to her

pride. And, too, it would be just the thing to show Mattie off to the

best advantage. Mr. Gusher would shine brilliantly in a ball room, and

so would Mattie, and if the young people could be reconciled in that

way, why it would be money well spent.

Mrs. Topman was delighted at the prospect, and so was Gusher. And both

had been going about among their friends for a week sounding the trumpet

of Mrs. Chapman's ball, as well as telling their friends that the

Chapmans were rich and very distinguished people. Bowling Green, then,

was in a flutter that night. Chapman's house was brilliantly lighted,

and carriages began to arrive and set down their gaily-attired occupants

ere St. Paul's clock had struck nine. Then there was such a tripping of

delicately turned little feet, such a flashing of underskirts, such a

witching of perfumed silks and satins, such a display of white arms and

white shoulders, as each bevy of beauties vaulted up the steps and were

bowed into the house by the polite Mr. Bowles. Bowles felt himself an

important element in the dignity of the family that night. His mistress

had got him a new blue coat with large brass buttons, and a white

waistcoat that reached nearly to his knees, and gave him the appearance

of a huge ball of snow surmounted by an illuminated globe painted black.

Bowles had delivered most of the invitations, and firmly believed that

his mistress was indebted to him for the success of her ball, inasmuch

as he had solicited guests worthy of her favor. Nor was he sure that the

ball was not given by his mistress to show him off in his new clothes.

Bowles had a bow and a smile for each of the guests. "My missus is right

glad to sees you--she is. Be a heap o' dancin' did to-night," he would

say, as he bowed the guests into the hall.

At ten o'clock the brilliantly-lighted parlors were filled, and

presented the appearance of a garden of flowers variously colored. There

were merry, laughing voices, graceful forms, young and happy faces,

forming the light and shade of the picture presented to the eye. The

ponderous figure of Mrs. Chapman formed a sort of central object. The

lady was indeed got up in a gorgeous style of dress, for she wore all

the colors of the rainbow, without their blending, had flounces nearly

to her waist, giving her the appearance of an half-inflated balloon; and

she had made a very flower-basket of her head. In short, the lady had

made a bold attempt to improve on all known styles of dress, and at the

same time to show her contempt for what other people might call taste in

such matters. Thus elaborately arrayed she fancied herself as much a

lady of quality as any of your fine old West Bowling Green people.

A number of exquisitely dressed young men had gathered about the lady,

and although they paid her all manner of compliments, and said various

pretty things in admiration of her charming daughter, it was evident

that they regarded her as a rare curiosity, whose mental defects were

affording them a subject for amusement. There the lady stood, receiving

the congratulations of her friends and introducing her daughter Mattie,

who was dressed in a plain blue silk with white trimmings, a wreath of

orange blossoms on her head, and her golden hair hanging in simple curls

down her shoulders. Indeed, the lady suffered by comparison with her

daughter, whose charms were made more fascinating by the simplicity of

her dress and the quietness of her manners.

In truth, Mattie had no taste for the show and extravagance her mother

was so fond of indulging in. Nor could she see what object her mother

had, or what really was to be gained by giving this ball. She felt in

her heart that it was a piece of extravagance her father could not

afford as an honest man, and she saw prominent among the guests persons

she had long mistrusted of being his enemies. Gay as the scene was it

had nothing in it to interest her. Her thoughts were engaged in

something more real and true. They were wandering just then into a

distant ocean in search of the object dearest in her affections,

wondering how it fared with him. Then the picture of Hanz and Angeline,

in their humble little home, revealed itself to her, and her mind filled

with strange fancies as to the part she might have to perform in saving

them from the trouble she saw foreshadowed in her father's conversation

with Topman and Gusher. She little knew what sorrow had been brought

into Hanz's home since she left Nyack; nor did it occur to her that old

Father Hanz, as she playfully called him, might even then be within the

sound of her voice.

The company had all assembled, the musicians were beginning to tune

their instruments, and the time for dancing was drawing near. Mrs.

Chapman flattered herself that Bowling Green would wake up in the

morning to find that she had carried its outworks. But notwithstanding

all the pushing she had done, and all the pushing her friends had done

for her, she had not succeeded in catching the sort of people she had

thrown her net for. There was Topman and Mrs. Topman, moving here and

there in all the elegance of full dress. There were a number of others,

who were always ready to accept an invitation where there was dancing to

be done, or an opportunity afforded to show themselves in their best

clothes. They were second and third-rate people, after all--people who

get a cheap position in society through their proficiency in dancing,

which they accept as the highest object a man or woman has to live for.

Poor Chapman moved about here and there like a raven among birds of

brilliant plumage; and never did man look meeker or more submissive.

There had been a curious change in his worldly affairs since the time

when he preached humility and economy at Dogtown, and was ready to

quarrel with any man who did not agree with him that show and

extravagance were carrying the country to the devil.

"My wife, my dear wife, gives this ball," he would say, referring

timidly to the subject. "My dear wife enjoys these things. Mrs. Chapman

is very fond of young society, you see. I hope you are enjoying

yourselves. There will be dancing soon--I never dance--and supper at

twelve."

There was no man more elaborately got up that night than Gusher. Every

hair on his head was trained into exact position, and his tailoring was

faultless. In short, Gusher had got himself up with a view to making the

greatest destruction on the female heart. He whisked about here and

there, making himself useful as well as ornamental, for he felt that he

had got the Chapman family on his shoulders, and was responsible for its

reputation as very distinguished.

"Miz, you shall permit me ze pleazure, and ze 'onar, to open ze dance

wiz you," said Gusher, approaching Mattie with his right hand on his

heart, and making one of his extensive bows, "You shall do me ze 'onar,

I am sure," he continued, and as he raised his head with an air of

confidence, expecting to see her extend her hand, his eye fell on the

familiar face of a young man standing at her side, engaging her in

conversation. He paused suddenly, his face changed color from pale to

crimson, and his manner became nervous and agitated. His whole system,

mental and physical, seemed to have received a sudden and unexpected

shock.

"Yes, my daughter, you must open the ball with Mr. Gusher. How very kind

of you, Mr. Gusher," said Mrs. Chapman, with a courtesy. "It will be so

very appropriate, my daughter, for you and Mr. Gusher to lead off." Mrs.

Chapman had not noticed the singular change in Mr. Gusher's manner. He,

however, recovered himself in a minute, and affecting not to notice the

young man at Mattie's side, who still kept his eyes fixed on him, he

resumed:

"Do me ze 'onar, Miz, and you shall make me so happy."

"I am sure, mamma," returned Mattie, "Mr. Gusher will excuse me. It was

very kind of you to remember me," (turning to Mr. Gusher.) "But really I

should appear very awkward dancing with you, who are so good a dancer. I

am sure you will excuse me for the opening dance, Mr. Gusher, and I

shall have the pleasure, if you will condescend to honor me, of dancing

with you during the evening."

"My daughter, my daughter!" interrupted Mrs. Chapman, motioning with her

fan, "pray don't be eccentric to-night. Accept the honor Mr. Gusher

intended and please me--if only for once."

"I am sure, mamma, I always try to please you," returned Mattie, "and I

appreciate the honor Mr. Gusher would do me, knowing how much my dear

mamma admires him." Here Mattie paused for a moment and tapped her

fingers with her fan, as the young man who had stood by her side turned

and walked away for a moment. "It was very thoughtless of me, mother,"

resumed Mattie, ("you know I am only a thoughtless girl, after all)--but

the truth is I am already engaged for the first dance."

"Engaged, my daughter, engaged?" Mrs. Chapman rejoined. "Pray, who to?

It was very strange of you!" Here the young man returned to Mattie's

side.

"Allow me to introduce you to my mother, Mr. Romer," said Mattie. "Mr.

Romer, Mr. Gusher,--a friend of our family." Mrs. Chapman made a

courtesy, and the two gentlemen bowed formally and coldly.

"If I mistake not," said Mr. Romer, who was a young man of polished

manners, slender of form, with a frank, open countenance, and evidently

a gentleman, "we have met before." He kept his eyes fixed on Gusher, as

if resolved to read his thoughts in the changes that were going on in

his countenance.

"Pardon, pardon, monsieur," returned Mr. Gusher, affecting an air of

self-confidence supported by innocence. "I ne-var re-mem-bar as we has

meets before. You shall zee I shall make you my respects. We shall meet

again, I am sure of zat, zen we shall be such good friends. But I ne-var

re-mem-bar zat we meets before."

"You were living in a castle then," returned the young man, coolly, "and

I was only an outsider. People who live in castles at times don't

remember common people."

It was a strange and curious meeting. Mattie saw there was something

embarrassing between the two gentlemen, and came quickly to their

relief.

"I am Mr. Romer's partner for the first dance," she said, addressing Mr.

Gusher, with a bow. "It was very thoughtless of me. You were so very

kind. But I am sure you are too generous not to excuse me."

"It is my great misfortune, miz. But you shall zee as I ne-var intrude

myself. I shall have ze pleazure during ze evening." Gusher blushed and

withdrew to another part of the ball room, where he captured Mrs.

Topman, who was delighted at having such a partner for the first dance.

Mrs. Topman was indeed popular as a dancing lady, and nothing pleased

her better than to show her skill in the art in company with Gusher,

whom all the pretty young girls said moved so nice on his feet.

The music now struck up and fell softly and sweetly on the ear, and the

dancing began, and each figure seemed floating in the very poetry of

motion, until the bewitching scene carried the mind away captive in its

gyrations.

Mattie had never seen Mr. Romer, nor indeed heard of him before that

night. She knew nothing of the relations existing between him and

Gusher. She was equally a stranger to Mr. Gusher's antecedents. Her mind

had, however, for some time been engaged trying to solve the mysterious

agency that had brought him into business relations with her father.

Being a girl of fixed character and good common sense, it was only

natural that she should entertain an instinctive dislike for Gusher, in

whom she saw a nature, if not really bad, at least frivolous and

artificial.

The unexpected meeting between Romer and Gusher threw a shadow over the

entertainment, so far as it affected the latter. Here he had been for

weeks sounding the trumpet of Mrs. Chapman's ball, and looking forward

to it as the means of making a temple of triumph of himself, and

captivating no end of female hearts, Mattie's included; but how sadly he

was disappointed. It had suddenly thrown around him a chain of

difficulties that might blast his ambition, destroy all his hopes, and

cause the veil he supposed was forever drawn over his past life to be

lifted. The only way he saw of extricating himself from these

difficulties, of cutting through them as it were, was by the force and

skilful exercise of great coolness and impudence, and these he resolved

to use, and use quickly.

And while the dancing was progressing a number of young fellows, who

found more congenial enjoyment in their glasses and cigars, were seated

at a table in a room down stairs, which Mrs. Chapman had provided as a

sort of free-and-easy for such of her guests as were inclined to enjoy

themselves in their own way. Chapman had provided generously, both of

wines and cigars, which might have seemed strange to one of his Dogtown

acquaintances. He had, however, so modified his ideas as to what

constituted strict morality as to believe it would be nothing against a

man in the other world that he had drank a glass of wine and smoked a

cigar in this.

The young gentlemen were conducting themselves in a manner not

recognized in the rules of propriety. Indeed, they had smoked so many of

Chapman's cigars, and uncorked so many bottles of his wine, and drank

the health of the family such a number of times, that they were fast

losing their wits. When, then, Bowles made his appearance in the room,

to see if there was anything he could do for the gentlemen, he found

them talking so strangely of his mistress, and making so free with her

personal appearance, that he considered it an indignity he was bound to

defend by putting on the severest look he was capable of.

"Say, Charles," said one of the young men, addressing a comrade as he

raised his glass, "who did you get your card through? What sort of a

family is it, anyhow?"

"Got mine through Gusher. He's a kind of a spoon, you know. Don't know

anything of the fellow, particularly--met him outside, you know. He's

mighty sweet on the filly. She's pretty. Would'nt mind being sweet on

her myself. I'd be a little afraid the old one would want to throw

herself into the bargain. What a crusher of a mother-in-law she'd make,"

returned the young man.

"An odd-sized lot, anyhow," interrupted a third. "How frightfully the

old lady's got herself up, eh? What a melancholy little specimen of

humanity she's got for a husband, eh? Who are the Chapmans, anyhow?"

"Devilish new, devilish new," rejoined a fourth. "What a mixed lot they

have got for company."

"Fill up! fill up! gentlemen. Here's a bumper to the beautiful daughter.

Beauty and modesty carry us all captive in their charms. Let us drink to

the daughter." And they filled their glasses and drank Mattie's health.

"When my missus inwites pussons to de ball, my missus 'specs dem ar

gemmens what is inwited to presarve dar qualifications. If gemmen am

gemmen den dey don't cum'd to my missus's ball to suffocate her!" said

Bowles, expressing himself, and assuming an air of injured dignity.

Bowles had to pay dear for his speech in defence of the family, for the

young gentlemen surrounded him, and, getting him into a high chair at

the head of the table, compelled him to perform all sorts of antics for

their amusement, such as making speeches and singing songs. They also

made Bowles drink so many times to the lady whose livery he had the

honor to wear, that he lost his senses, and fancied himself fighting any

man who had said a word against the family. Indeed, it soon became

necessary to extinguish Mr. Bowles, and to that end the young gentlemen

rolled him up in the table-cover, and put him carefully away in a

corner, where he soon went into a sound sleep, and remained until his

master woke him up on the following morning.

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