A dispute arose in a coffee-house between him and a young man

on some trivial point, and the latter, losing his temper,

impertinently spat in the face of the veteran. Sir Walter,

instead of running him through the body, as many would have

done, or challenging him to mortal combat, coolly took out

his handkerchief, wiped his face, and said, "Young man, if I

could as easily wipe from my conscience the stain of killing

you, as I can this spittle from my face, you should not live

another minute." The young man immediately begged his

pardon.

Two of the most notorious duels of modern times had their origin in causes

no more worthy than the quarrel of a dog and the favour of a prostitute:

that between Macnamara and Montgomery arising from the former; and that

between Best and Lord Camelford from the latter. The dog of Montgomery

attacked a dog belonging to Macnamara, and each master interfering in

behalf of his own animal, high words ensued. The result was the giving and

accepting a challenge to mortal combat. The parties met on the following

day, when Montgomery was shot dead, and his antagonist severely wounded.

The affair created a great sensation at the time, and Heaviside, the

surgeon who attended at the fatal field to render his assistance if

necessary, was arrested as an accessory to the murder, and committed to

Newgate.

In the duel between Best and Lord Camelford, two pistols were used which

were considered to be the best in England. One of them was thought

slightly superior to the other, and it was agreed that the belligerents

should toss up a piece of money to decide the choice of weapons. Best

gained it, and at the first discharge, Lord Camelford fell mortally

wounded. But little sympathy was expressed for his fate; he was a

confirmed duellist, had been engaged in many meetings of the kind, and the

blood of more than one fellow-creature lay at his door. As he had sowed,

so did he reap; and the violent man met an appropriate death.

It now only remains to notice the means that have been taken to stay the

prevalence of this madness of false honour in the various countries of the

civilised world. The efforts of the governments of France and England have

already been mentioned, and their want of success is but too well known.

The same efforts have been attended with the same results elsewhere. In

despotic countries, where the will of the monarch has been strongly

expressed and vigorously supported, a diminution of the evil has for a

time resulted, but only to be increased again, when death relaxed the iron

grasp, and a successor appeared of less decided opinions on the subject.

This was the case in Prussia, under the great Frederick, of whose aversion

to duelling a popular anecdote is recorded. It is stated of him that he

permitted duelling in his army, but only upon the condition that the

combatants should fight in presence of a whole battalion of infantry,

drawn up on purpose to see fair play. The latter received strict orders,

when one of the belligerents fell, to shoot the other immediately. It is

added, that the known determination of the king effectually put a stop to

the practice.

The Emperor Joseph II. of Austria was as firm as Frederick, although the

measures he adopted were not so singular. The following letter explains

his views on the subject:

"TO GENERAL * * * * *

"MY GENERAL,

"You will immediately arrest the Count of K. and Captain W. The

count is young, passionate, and influenced by wrong notions of

birth and a false spirit of honour. Captain W. is an old soldier,

who will adjust every dispute with the sword and pistol, and who

has received the challenge of the young count with unbecoming

warmth.

"I will suffer no duelling in my army. I despise the principles of

those who attempt to justify the practice, and who would run each

other through the body in cold blood.

"When I have officers who bravely expose themselves to every

danger in facing the enemy--who at all times exhibit courage,

valour, and resolution in attack and defence, I esteem them

highly. The coolness with which they meet death on such occasions

is serviceable to their country, and at the same time redounds to

their own honour; but should there be men amongst them who are

ready to sacrifice every thing to their vengeance and hatred, I

despise them. I consider such a man as no better than a Roman

gladiator.

"Order a court-martial to try the two officers. Investigate the

subject of their dispute with that impartiality which I demand

from every judge; and he that is guilty, let him be a sacrifice to

his fate and the laws.

"Such a barbarous custom, which suits the age of the Tamerlanes

and Bajazets, and which has often had such melancholy effects on

single families, I will have suppressed and punished, even if it

should deprive me of one half of my officers. There are still men

who know how to unite the character of a hero with that of a good

subject; and he only can be so who respects the laws.

"_August, 1771._ JOSEPH."[69]

[69] Vide the Letters of Joseph II. to distinguished Princes and

Statesmen, published for the first time in England in _The

Pamphleteer_ for 1821. They were originally published in

Germany a few years previously, and throw a great light upon

the character of that monarch and the events of his reign.

In the United States of America the code varies considerably. In one or

two of the still wild and simple states of the far West, where no duel has

yet been fought, there is no specific law upon the subject beyond that in

the Decalogue, which says, "Thou shalt do no murder;" but duelling every

where follows the steps of modern civilisation; and by the time the

backwoodsman is transformed into the citizen, he has imbibed the false

notions of honour which are prevalent in Europe and around him, and is

ready, like his progenitors, to settle his differences with the pistol. In

the majority of the States the punishment for challenging, fighting, or

acting as second, is solitary imprisonment and hard labour for any period

less than a year, and disqualification for serving any public office for

twenty years. In Vermont the punishment is total disqualification for

office, deprivation of the rights of citizenship, and a fine; in fatal

cases, the same punishment as that of murderers. In Rhode Island, the

combatant, though death does not ensue, is liable to be carted to the

gallows, with a rope about his neck, and to sit in this trim for an hour

exposed to the peltings of the mob. He may be further imprisoned for a

year, at the option of the magistrate. In Connecticut the punishment is

total disqualification for office or employ, and a fine varying from one

hundred to a thousand dollars. The laws of Illinois require certain

officers of the state to make oath, previous to their instalment, that

they have never been, nor ever will be, concerned in a duel.[70]

[70] _Encyclopedia Americana_, art. Duelling.

Amongst the edicts against duelling, promulgated at various times in

Europe, may be mentioned that of Augustus King of Poland, in 1712, which

decreed the punishment of death against principals and seconds, and minor

punishments against the bearers of a challenge. An edict was also

published at Munich, in 1773, according to which both principals and

seconds, even in duels where no one was either killed or wounded, should

be hanged, and their bodies buried at the foot of the gallows.

The king of Naples issued an ordinance against duelling in 1838, in which

the punishment of death is decreed against all concerned in a fatal duel.

The bodies of those killed, and of those who may be executed in

consequence, are to be buried in unconsecrated ground, and without any

religious ceremony; nor is any monument to be erected on the spot. The

punishment for duels in which either, or both, are wounded, and for those

in which no damage whatever is done, varies according to the case, and

consists of fine, imprisonment, loss of rank and honours, and incapacity

for filling any public situation. Bearers of challenges may also be

punished with fine and imprisonment.

It might be imagined that enactments so severe all over the civilised

world would finally eradicate a custom, the prevalence of which every wise

and good man must deplore. But the frowns of the law never yet have

taught, and never will teach, men to desist from this practice, as long as

it is felt that the lawgiver sympathises with it in his heart. The stern

judge upon the bench may say to the unfortunate wight who has been called

a liar by some unmannerly opponent, "If you challenge him, you meditate

murder, and are guilty of murder!" but the same judge, divested of his

robes of state, and mixing in the world with other men, would say, "If you

do not challenge him, if you do not run the risk of making yourself a

murderer, you will be looked upon as a mean-spirited wretch, unfit to

associate with your fellows, and deserving nothing but their scorn and

their contempt!" It is society, and not the duellist, who is to blame.

Female influence too, which is so powerful in leading men either to good

or to evil, takes in this case the evil part. Mere animal bravery has,

unfortunately, such charms in the female eye, that a successful duellist

is but too often regarded as a sort of hero; and the man who refuses to

fight, though of truer courage, is thought a poltroon, who may be trampled

on. Mr. Graves, a member of the American legislature, who, early in 1838,

killed a Mr. Cilley in a duel, truly and eloquently said, on the floor of

the House of Representatives, when lamenting the unfortunate issue of that

encounter, that society was more to blame than he was. "Public opinion,"

said the repentant orator, "is practically the paramount law of the land.

Every other law, both human and divine, ceases to be observed; yea,

withers and perishes in contact with it. It was this paramount law of this

nation and of this House that forced me, under the penalty of dishonour,

to subject myself to the code, which impelled me unwillingly into this

tragical affair. Upon the heads of this nation, and at the doors of this

House, rests the blood with which my unfortunate hands have been stained!"

As long as society is in this mood; as long as it thinks that the man who

refuses to resent an insult, deserved that insult, and should be scouted

accordingly; so long, it is to be feared, will duelling exist, however

severe the laws may be. Men must have redress for injuries inflicted; and

when those injuries are of such a nature that no tribunal will take

cognisance of them, the injured will take the law into their own hands,

and right themselves in the opinion of their fellows, at the hazard of

their lives. Much as the sage may affect to despise the opinion of the

world, there are few who would not rather expose their lives a hundred

times than be condemned to live on, in society, but not of it--a by-word

of reproach to all who know their history, and a mark for scorn to point

his finger at.

The only practicable means for diminishing the force of a custom which is

the disgrace of civilisation, seems to be the establishment of a court of

honour, which should take cognisance of all those delicate and almost

intangible offences which yet wound so deeply. The court established by

Louis XIV. might be taken as a model. No man now fights a duel when a fit

apology has been offered; and it should be the duty of this court to weigh

dispassionately the complaint of every man injured in his honour, either

by word or deed, and to force the offender to make a public apology. If he

refused the apology, he would be the breaker of a second law; an offender

against a high court, as well as against the man he had injured, and might

be punished with fine and imprisonment, the latter to last until he saw

the error of his conduct, and made the concession which the court

demanded.

If, after the establishment of this tribunal, men should be found of a

nature so bloodthirsty as not to be satisfied with its peaceful decisions,

and should resort to the old and barbarous mode of an appeal to the

pistol, some means might be found of dealing with them. To hang them as

murderers would be of no avail; for to such men death would have few

terrors. Shame alone would bring them to reason. Transportation, the

tread-wheel, or a public whipping, would perhaps be sufficient.

RELICS.

A fouth o' auld knick-knackets,

Rusty airn caps and jinglin' jackets,

Wad hand the Lothians three, in tackets,

A towmond guid;

An' parritch pats, and auld saut backets,

Afore the flood.

BURNS.

[Illustration: T]

The love for relics is one which will never be eradicated as long as

feeling and affection are denizens of the heart. It is a love which is

most easily excited in the best and kindliest natures, and which few are

callous enough to scoff at. Who would not treasure the lock of hair that

once adorned the brow of the faithful wife now cold in death, or that hung

down the neck of a beloved infant now sleeping under the sward? Not one!

They are home-relics, whose sacred worth is intelligible to all: spoils

rescued from the devouring grave, which to the affectionate are beyond all

price. How dear to a forlorn survivor the book over whose pages he has

pored with one departed! How much greater its value, if that hand, now

cold, had written a thought, an opinion, or a name, upon the leaf! Besides

these sweet domestic relics, there are others which no one can condemn:

relics sanctified by that admiration of greatness and goodness which is

akin to love; such as the copy of Montaigne's _Florio_, with the name of

Shakspeare upon the leaf, written by the poet of all time himself; the

chair preserved at Antwerp, in which Rubens sat when he painted the

immortal Descent from the Cross; or the telescope, preserved in the Museum

of Florence, which aided Galileo in his sublime discoveries. Who would not

look with veneration upon the undoubted arrow of William Tell--the swords

of Wallace or of Hampden--or the Bible whose leaves were turned by some

stern old father of the faith?

Thus the principle of reliquism is hallowed and enshrined by love. But

from this germ of purity how numerous the progeny of errors and

superstitions! Men, in their admiration of the great, and of all that

appertained to them, have forgotten that goodness is a component part of

true greatness, and have made fools of themselves for the jawbone of a

saint, the toe-nail of an apostle, the handkerchief a king blew his nose

in, or the rope that hanged a criminal. Desiring to rescue some slight

token from the graves of their predecessors, they have confounded the

famous and the infamous, the renowned and the notorious. Great saints,

great sinners; great philosophers, great quacks; great conquerors, great

murderers; great ministers, great thieves; each and all have had their

admirers, ready to ransack earth, from the equator to either pole, to find

a relic of them.

The reliquism of modern times dates its origin from the centuries

immediately preceding the Crusades. The first pilgrims to the Holy Land

brought back to Europe thousands of apocryphal relics, in the purchase of

which they had expended all their store. The greatest favourite was the

wood of the true cross, which, like the oil of the widow, never

diminished. It is generally asserted, in the traditions of the Romish

Church, that the Empress Helen, the mother of Constantine the Great, first

discovered the veritable "_true cross_" in her pilgrimage to Jerusalem.

The Emperor Theodosius made a present of the greater part of it to St.

Ambrose, Bishop of Milan, by whom it was studded with precious stones, and

deposited in the principal church of that city. It was carried away by the

Huns, by whom it was burnt, after they had extracted the valuable jewels

it contained. Fragments, purporting to have been cut from it, were, in the

eleventh and twelfth centuries, to be found in almost every church in

Europe, and would, if collected together in one place, have been almost

sufficient to have built a cathedral. Happy was the sinner who could get a

sight of one of them; happier he who possessed one! To obtain them the

greatest dangers were cheerfully braved. They were thought to preserve

from all evils, and to cure the most inveterate diseases. Annual

pilgrimages were made to the shrines that contained them, and considerable

revenues collected from the devotees.

Next in renown were those precious relics, the tears of the Saviour. By

whom and in what manner they were preserved, the pilgrims did not inquire.

Their genuineness was vouched by the Christians of the Holy Land, and that

was sufficient. Tears of the Virgin Mary, and tears of St. Peter, were

also to be had, carefully enclosed in little caskets, which the pious

might wear in their bosoms. After the tears the next most precious relics

were drops of the blood of Jesus and the martyrs, and the milk of the

Virgin Mary. Hair and toe-nails were also in great repute, and were sold

at extravagant prices. Thousands of pilgrims annually visited Palestine in

the eleventh and twelfth centuries, to purchase pretended relics for the

home market. The majority of them had no other means of subsistence than

the profits thus obtained. Many a nail, cut from the filthy foot of some

unscrupulous ecclesiastic, was sold at a diamond's price, within six

months after its severance from its parent toe, upon the supposition that

it had once belonged to a saint or an apostle. Peter's toes were

uncommonly prolific, for there were nails enough in Europe, at the time of

the Council of Clermont, to have filled a sack, all of which were devoutly

believed to have grown on the sacred feet of that great apostle. Some of

them are still shewn in the cathedral of Aix-la-Chapelle. The pious come

from a distance of a hundred German miles to feast their eyes upon them.

At Port Royal, in Paris, is kept with great care a thorn, which the

priests of that seminary assert to be one of the identical thorns that

bound the holy head of the Son of God. How it came there, and by whom it

was preserved, has never been explained. This is the famous thorn,

celebrated in the long dissensions of the Jansenists and the Molenists,

and which worked the miraculous cure upon Mademoiselle Perrier: by merely

kissing it she was cured of a disease of the eyes of long standing.[71]

[71] Voltaire, _Siècle de Louis XIV_.

What traveller is unacquainted with the Santa Scala, or Holy Stairs, at

Rome? They were brought from Jerusalem along with the true cross, by the

Empress Helen, and were taken from the house which, according to popular

tradition, was inhabited by Pontius Pilate. They are said to be the steps

which Jesus ascended and descended when brought into the presence of the

Roman governor. They are held in the greatest veneration at Rome: it is

sacrilegious to walk upon them. The knees of the faithful must alone touch

them in ascending or descending, and that only after the pilgrims have

reverentially kissed them.

Europe still swarms with these religious relics. There is hardly a Roman

Catholic church in Spain, Portugal, Italy, France, or Belgium, without one

or more of them. Even the poorly endowed churches of the villages boast

the possession of miraculous thigh-bones of the innumerable saints of the

Romish calendar. Aix-la-Chapelle is proud of the veritable _châsse_, or

thigh-bone of Charlemagne, which cures lameness. Halle has a thigh-bone of

the Virgin Mary; Spain has seven or eight, all said to be undoubted

relics. Brussels at one time preserved, and perhaps does now, the teeth of

St. Gudule. The faithful, who suffered from the toothache, had only to

pray, look at them, and be cured. Some of these holy bones have been

buried in different parts of the Continent. After a certain lapse of time,

water is said to ooze from them, which soon forms a spring, and cures all

the diseases of the faithful.

It is curious to remark the avidity manifested in all ages, and in all

countries, to obtain possession of some relic of any persons who have been

much spoken of, even for their crimes. When William Longbeard, leader of

the populace of London in the reign of Richard I., was hanged at

Smithfield, the utmost eagerness was shewn to obtain a hair from his head,

or a shred from his garments. Women came from Essex, Kent, Suffolk,

Sussex, and all the surrounding counties, to collect the mould at the foot

of his gallows. A hair of his beard was believed to preserve from evil

spirits, and a piece of his clothes from aches and pains.

In more modern days, a similar avidity was shewn to obtain a relic of the

luckless Masaniello, the fisherman of Naples. After he had been raised by

mob favour to a height of power more despotic than monarch ever wielded,

he was shot by the same populace in the streets, as if he had been a mad

dog. His headless trunk was dragged through the mire for several hours,

and cast at night-fall into the city ditch. On the morrow the tide of

popular feeling turned once more in his favour. His corpse was sought,

arrayed in royal robes, and buried magnificently by torch-light in the

cathedral, ten thousand armed men, and as many mourners, attending at the

ceremony. The fisherman's dress which he had worn was rent into shreds by

the crowd, to be preserved as relics; the door of his hut was pulled off

its hinges by a mob of women, and eagerly cut up into small pieces, to be

made into images, caskets, and other mementos. The scanty furniture of his

poor abode became of more value than the adornments of a palace; the

ground he had walked upon was considered sacred, and, being collected in

small phials, was sold at its weight in gold, and worn in the bosom as an

amulet.

Almost as extraordinary was the frenzy manifested by the populace of Paris

on the execution of the atrocious Marchioness de Brinvilliers. There were

grounds for the popular wonder in the case of Masaniello, who was

unstained with personal crimes. But the career of Madame de Brinvilliers

was of a nature to excite no other feelings than disgust and abhorrence.

She was convicted of poisoning several persons, and sentenced to be burned

in the Place de Grève, and to have her ashes scattered to the winds. On

the day of her execution, the populace, struck by her gracefulness and

beauty, inveighed against the severity of her sentence. Their pity soon

increased to admiration, and, ere evening, she was considered a saint. Her

ashes were industriously collected; even the charred wood, which had aided

to consume her, was eagerly purchased by the populace. Her ashes were

thought to preserve from witchcraft.

In England many persons have a singular love for the relics of thieves and

murderers, or other great criminals. The ropes with which they have been

hanged are very often bought by collectors at a guinea per foot. Great

sums were paid for the rope which hanged Dr. Dodd, and for those more

recently which did justice upon Mr. Fauntleroy for forgery, and on

Thurtell for the murder of Mr. Weare. The murder of Maria Marten, by

Corder, in the year 1828, excited the greatest interest all over the

country. People came from Wales and Scotland, and even from Ireland, to

visit the barn where the body of the murdered woman was buried. Every one

of them was anxious to carry away some memorial of his visit. Pieces of

the barn-door, tiles from the roof, and, above all, the clothes of the

poor victim, were eagerly sought after. A lock of her hair was sold for

two guineas, and the purchaser thought himself fortunate in getting it so

cheaply.

So great was the concourse of people to visit the house in Camberwell

Lane, where Greenacre murdered Hannah Brown, in 1837, that it was found

necessary to station a strong detachment of police on the spot. The crowd

was so eager to obtain a relic of the house of this atrocious criminal,

that the police were obliged to employ force to prevent the tables and

chairs, and even the doors, from being carried away.

In earlier times, a singular superstition was attached to the hand of a

criminal who had suffered execution. It was thought that by merely rubbing

the dead hand on the body, the patient afflicted with the king's evil

would be instantly cured. The executioner at Newgate formerly derived no

inconsiderable revenue from this foolish practice. The possession of the

hand was thought to be of still greater efficacy in the cure of diseases

and the prevention of misfortunes. In the time of Charles II., as much as

ten guineas was thought a small price for one of these disgusting relics.

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