An _Asse_, an _Ape_, and a _Mole_.
An _Asse_ and an _Ape_ were Conferring Grievances. The _Asse_ complain’d
mightily for want of _Horns_, and the _Ape_ was as much troubled for
want of a _Tail_. Hold your Tongues Both of ye, says the _Mole_, and be
Thankful for what you have, for the Poor _Moles_ are Stark Blind, and in
a Worse Condition then either of ye.