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Illustration:
_The following incident has been forwarded by the Special Constable
himself, but the Authorities will not permit the publication of his
actual portrait:--_
_Small Boy_ (_suddenly noticing Special Constable_). "LOOK AHT! COPPER!"
_Girl._ "WHERE?"
_Boy._ "THERE--AGIN FENCE."
_Girl_. "GARN, SILLY--FRIGHTENIN' ME!"
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