CHURCHYARDS, ETC.

I cannot leave Meerut without taking the reader to the churchyard of

that station.

An Indian churchyard presents a very different aspect to a churchyard

in England or elsewhere. The tombs for the most part are very much

larger. When first erected or newly done up they are as white as snow,

formed, as they are generally, of chunam (plaster), which somewhat

resembles Roman cement; but after exposure to only one rainy season

and one hot weather, they become begrimed and almost black. The birds

flying from structure to structure carry with them the seeds of various

plants and herbs, and these if not speedily removed take root and

grow apace. A stranger wandering in the churchyard of Meerut might

fancy that he is amidst ruins of stupendous antiquity, if he were not

aware of the fact that fifty years have scarcely elapsed since the

first Christian corpse was deposited within those walls which now

encircle some five acres of ground, literally covered with tombs, in

every stage of preservation and decay. I was conducted in my ramble

through the Meerut churchyard by an old and very intelligent pensioner,

who had originally been a private in a regiment of Light Dragoons.

This old man lived by the churchyard, that is to say, he derived a

very comfortable income from looking after and keeping in repair the

tombs of those whose friends are now far away; but whose thoughts

nevertheless still turn occasionally to that Christian enclosure in the

land of heathens and idolaters.

"I get, sir, for this business," said the old man, pointing with his

stick to a very magnificent edifice, "two pounds a year. It is not

much, but it is what I asked, and it pays me very well, sir. And if you

should go back to England, and ever come across any of her family, I

hope, sir, you will tell them that I do my duty by the grave; not that

I think they have any doubt of it, for they must know--or, leastways,

they have been told by them they can believe--that if I never received

a farthing from them I would always keep it in repair, as it is now.

God bless her, and rest her soul! She was as good and as beautiful a

woman as ever trod this earth."

"Who was she?"

"The wife of an officer in my old regiment, sir. I was in her husband's

troop. He's been out twice since the regiment went home, only to visit

this grave; for he has long since sold out of the service, and is a

rich gentleman. The last time he came was about five years ago. He

comes what you call _incog._; nobody knows who he is, and he never

calls on anybody. All that he now does in this country is to come

here, stop for three days and nights, putting up at the dâk bungalow,

and spending his time here, crying. It is there that he stands, where

you stand now, fixing his eyes on the tablet, and sometimes laying his

head down on the stone, and calling out her name: 'Ellen! Ellen! My own

dear Ellen!' He did love her, sure_ly_, sir."

"Judging from the age of the lady, twenty-three, and the date of her

death, he must be rather an old man now."

"Yes, sir. He must be more than sixty; but his love for her memory

is just as strong as ever. She died of a fever, poor thing. And for

that business," he again pointed with his stick to a tomb admirably

preserved, "I used to get two pounds ten shillings a-year. That is the

tomb of a little girl of five years old, the daughter of a civilian.

The parents are now dead. They must be, for I have not heard of 'em or

received anything from 'em for more than six years past."

"Then who keeps the tomb in repair?"

"I do, sir. When I am here, with my trowel and mortar, and whitewash,

why shouldn't I make the outside of the little lady's last home on

earth as bright and as fair as those of her friends and neighbours?

I have a nursery of 'em, as I call it, over in yonder corner--the

children's corner. Some of 'em are paid for, others not; but when I'm

there doing what's needful, I touch 'em up all alike, bless their

dear little souls. And somehow or other every good action meets its

own reward, and often when we least expect it. Now, for instance, sir,

about three years and a half ago, I was over there putting the nursery

in good order, when up comes a grey-headed gentleman, and looks about

the graves. Suddenly he stopped opposite to one and began to read, and

presently he took out his pocket handkerchief and put it to his eyes.

"'Did you know that little child, sir?' said I, when it was not

improper to speak. 'Know it?' said he, 'yes. It was my own little

boy.' 'Dear me, sir!' I answered him. 'And you are, then, Lieutenant

Statterleigh?' 'I was,' said he; 'but I am now the colonel of a

regiment that has just come to India, and is now stationed at Dinapore.

But tell me, who keeps this grave in order?' 'I do, sir,' says I.

'At whose expense?' says he. 'At nobody's, sir,' says I. 'It is kept

in order by the dictates of my own conscience. Your little boy is in

good company here; and while I am whitening the tombs of the other

little dears, I have it not in my heart to pass by his without giving

it a touch also.' Blest if he didn't take me to the house where he

was staying, and give me five hundred rupees! That sort of thing has

happened to me more than five or six times in my life, not that I ever

hope or think of being paid for such work and labour when I am about

it."

"That must have been a magnificent affair," said I, pointing to a heap

of red stone and marble. "But how comes it in ruins?"

"It is just as it was left, sir. The lady died. Her husband, a judge

here, took on terribly; and ordered that tomb for her. Some of the

stone was brought from Agra, some from Delhi; but before it was put

together and properly erected, he married again, and the work was

stopped. I was present at the funeral. There was no getting him away

after the service was over, and at last they had to resort to force and

violence--in fact, to carry him out of the yard. But the shallowest

waters, as the proverb says, sir, always make the most noise, while

those are the deepest that flow on silently. Yonder is a funny tomb,

sir," continued the old man, again pointing with his stick. "There!

close to the tomb of the lady which I first showed you."

"How do you mean funny?" I asked, observing nothing particular in the

structure.

"Well, sir, it is funny only on account of the history of the two

gentlemen whose remains it covers," replied the old man, leading me

to the tomb. "One of these young gentlemen, sir, was an officer--a

lieutenant--in the Bengal Horse Artillery; the other was an ensign in a

Royal Regiment of the Line. There was a ball, and by some accident that

beautiful lady of our regiment had engaged herself to both of them for

the same dance. When the time came, both went up and claimed her hand.

Neither of them would give way, and the lady not wishing to offend

either by showing a preference, and finding herself in a dilemma,

declined to dance with either. Not satisfied with this, they retired

to the verandah, where they had some high words, and the next morning

they met, behind the church there, and fought a duel, in which both of

them fell, mortally wounded. They had scarcely time to shake hands with

one another when they died. In those days matters of the kind were very

easily hushed up; and it was given out, though everybody knew to the

contrary, that one had died of fever and the other of cholera, and they

were both buried side by side in one grave; and this tomb was erected

over them at the joint expense of the two regiments to which they

belonged. I get ten rupees a year for keeping this grave in order."

"Who pays you?"

"A gentleman in Calcutta, a relation of one of them. I'll tell you

what it is, sir. This foolish affair, which ended so fatally, sowed

the seeds of the fever that carried off that beautiful and good woman

yonder. She was maddened by the thought of being the cause of the

quarrel in which they lost their lives. I knew them both, sir, from

seeing them so often on the parade ground and at the band-stand; very

fine young men they were, sir. Yes; here they sleep in peace."

"Whose tombs are those?" I asked, pointing to some two or three

hundred which were all exactly alike, and in three straight lines; in

other words, three deep.

"Those are the tombs of the men of the Cameronians, sir. These graves

are all uniform, as you observe. Fever made sad havoc with that

regiment. They lost some three companies in all. Behind them are the

tombs of the men of the Buffs, and behind them the tombs of the men of

other Royal Regiments of Infantry--all uniform you see, sir; but those

of each regiment rather differently shaped. To the right, flanking the

Infantry tombs, are the tombs of the men of the Cavalry, 8th and 11th

Dragoons, and 16th Lancers. In the rear of the Cavalry are the tombs

of the Horse and Foot Artillerymen--all uniform you see, sir. Egad! if

they could rise just now, what a pretty little army they would form, of

all ranks, some thousands of 'em, and well officered, too, they would

be; and here a man to lead them. This is the tomb of Major-General

Considine, one of the most distinguished men in the British army. He

was the officer that the Duke of Wellington fixed upon to bring the

53rd Foot into good order, when they ran riot in Gibraltar some years

ago. This is the tomb of General Considine, rotting and going rapidly

to decay, though it was only built in the year 1845. A great deal of

money is squandered in the churchyards in India. Tombs are erected,

and at a great expense frequently. After they are once put up it is

very seldom that they are visited or heeded. Tens of thousands of

pounds have been thrown away on the vast pile of bricks and mortar and

stone that you now see within this enclosure, and with the exception

of a few all are crumbling away. A Hindoo--a sweeper--said to me the

other day in this graveyard, 'Why don't you English burn your dead as

we do, instead of leaving their graves here, to tell us how much you

can neglect them and how little you care for them? What is the use

of whitening a few sepulchres amidst this mass of black ruin?' I had

no answer to give the fellow, sir; indeed the same thought had often

occurred to me while at work in this wilderness. Do you not think,

sir, that the government, through its own executive officers, ought

to expend a few hundred pounds every year on these yards, in order to

avert such a scandal and disgrace? I do not speak interestedly. I have

as much already on my hands as I can perform, if not more; but I do

often think that there is really some reason in the remarks of that

sweeper. All these graves that you see here so blackened and left to go

to ruin, are the graves of men who have served their country and died

in its service. Very little money would keep the yard free from this

grass and these rank weeds, and very little more would make all these

tombs fit to be seen; for neither labour nor whitewash is expensive in

this part of the world. One would hardly suppose, on looking about him

just now, that the sons and daughters of some of the best families

in England are buried here, and that in a very short time no one will

be able to distinguish the spot where each is lying; so defaced and

so much alike will all the ruins become. What, sir, I repeat, is the

use of throwing away money in building tombs, if they are not kept in

repair? Instead of laying out fifty or a hundred pounds on a thing like

this, why not lay out only five pounds on a single head-stone, and put

the rest out at interest to keep it up?"

"Or a small slab with an iron railing round it?"

"Ah, sir; but then you would require an European to remain here, and a

couple of native watchmen to see that the railings were not carried off

by the villagers. As it is, they never allow an iron railing to remain

longer than a week, or so long as that. They watch for an opportunity,

jump over this low wall, and tear them down, or wrench them off and

away with them."

"But surely there is some one to watch the yard?"

"Yes, two sweepers--men of the lowest caste of Hindoos. And when it

is found out that a grave has been plundered of its railings, or that

the little marble tablet, which some have, has been taken away, they

deny all knowledge of the matter, and are simply discharged, and two

others of the same caste are put into their places. It would not be

much to build a comfortable little bungalow for an European--a man

like myself, for instance--and give the yard into his charge, holding

him responsible for any damage done, and requiring him to see that

the grave of every Christian--man, woman, and child--is kept in good

order. But horrible as is the condition of this churchyard--looking

as it does, for the most part, more like a receptacle for the bodies

of felons than those of good and brave soldiers and civilians, and

their wives and children--it is really nothing when compared with the

graveyard of Kernaul. Kernaul, you know, sir, was our great frontier

station some twenty years ago. It was, in fact, as large a station

as Umballah now is. It had its church, its play-house, its barracks

for cavalry, infantry, and artillery, its mess-houses, magnificent

bungalows, and all the rest of it. For some reason or other--but

what that reason was I could, never discover, nor anybody else to my

knowledge--the station was abandoned with all its buildings, which

cost the government and private individuals lacs and lacs of rupees.

You may be pretty sure that the villagers were not long in plundering

every house that was unprotected. Away went the doors and windows,

the venetians, and every bar, bolt, nail, or bit of iron upon which

they could lay their fingers; not content with this, the brutes set

fire to many or nearly all of the thatched bungalows, in the hope of

picking up something amongst the ruins. The church--the largest and

best in the Upper Provinces, with no one to take care of it--was one

of the first places that suffered. Like the other buildings, it was

despoiled of its doors, windows, benches, bolts, nails, &c., and

they carried away every marble tablet therein erected, and removeable

without much difficulty. And the same kind of havoc was made in

the burial-ground--the tombs were smashed, some of the graves, and

especially the vaults, opened; and plainly enough was it to be seen,

that the low caste men had broken open the coffins and examined their

contents, in the hope of finding a ring, or an ear-ring, or some other

ornament on the person of the dead. I went there a year ago on some

business connected with the grave of a lady, whose husband wished her

remains to be removed to Meerut, and placed in the same vault with

those of his sister, who died here about eighteen months since. I was

not successful, however. There was no trace of her tomb. It was of

stone, and had been taken away bodily, to pave the elephant shed or

camel yard, perhaps, of some rich native in the neighbourhood. Looking

around me, as I did, and remembering Kernaul when it was crowded with

Europeans, it seemed to me as though the British had been turned out

of the country by the natives, and that the most sacred spot in the

cantonment had been desecrated out of spite or revenge. And it is just

what they would do if ever they got the upper hand."

[Whilst I write, it has just occurred to me that this old soldier and

his family perished in the massacre at Meerut on the 10th of May.

He was in some way related to, or connected by marriage with, Mrs.

Courtenay, the keeper of the hotel, who, with her nieces, was so

barbarously murdered on that disastrous occasion.]

"Why, bless my soul!" exclaimed the old man, stooping down and picking

up something, "if the old gentleman hasn't shed his skin again! This

is the skin of a very large snake, a cobra capella, that I have known

for the last thirteen years. He must be precious old from his size, the

slowness of his movements, and the bad cough he has had for the last

four or five years. Last winter he was very bad indeed, and I thought

he was going to die. He was then living in the ruins of old General

Webster's vault and coughing continually, just like a man with the

asthma. However, I strewed a lot of fine ashes and some bits of wool

in the ruin to keep him warm by night, and some fine white sand at the

entrance, upon which he used to crawl out and bask, when the sun had

made it hot enough; and when the warm weather set in he got all right

again."

"Rather a strange fancy of yours, to live upon such amicable terms with

the great enemy of the human race?"

"Well, perhaps it is. But he once bit and killed a thief who came

here to rob a child's grave of the iron railings, which its parents,

contrary to my advice, had placed round it, and ever since then I have

liked the snake, and have never thought of molesting him. I have had

many an opportunity of killing him (if I had wished to do it) when I

have caught him asleep on the tombstones, in the winter's sun. I could

kill him this very day--this very hour--if I liked, for I know where

he is at this very moment. He is in a hole, close to the Ochterlony

monument there, in that corner of the yard. But why should I hurt him?

He has never offered to do me any harm, and when I sing, as I sometimes

do, when I am alone here at work on some tomb or other, he will crawl

up, and listen for two or three hours together. One morning, while he

was listening, he came in for a good meal which lasted him some days."

"How was this?"

"I will tell you, sir. A minar was chased by a small hawk, and in

despair came and perched itself on the top of a most lofty tomb at

which I was at work. The hawk, with his eyes fixed intently on his

prey, did not, I fancy, see the snake lying motionless in the grass;

or if he did see him he did not think he was a snake, but something

else--my crowbar, perhaps. After a little while the hawk pounced down,

and was just about to give the minar a blow and a grip, when the snake

suddenly lifted his head, raised his hood, and hissed. The hawk gave

a shriek, fluttered, flapped his wings with all his might, and tried

very hard to fly away. But it would not do. Strong as the eye of the

hawk was, the eye of the snake was stronger. The hawk for a time seemed

suspended in the air; but at last he was obliged to come down, and

sit opposite to the old gentleman (the snake) who commenced, with his

forked tongue, and keeping his eyes upon him all the while, to slime

his victim all over. This occupied him for at least forty minutes, and

by the time the process was over the hawk was perfectly motionless. I

don't think he was dead. But he was very soon, however, for the old

gentleman put him into a coil or two, and crackled up every bone in

the hawk's body. He then gave him another sliming, made a big mouth,

distended his neck till it was as big round as the thickest part of my

arm, and down went the hawk like a shin of beef into a beggarman's bag."

"And what became of the minar?"

"He was off like a shot, sir, the moment his enemy was in trouble, and

no blame to him. What a funny thing nature is altogether, sir! I very

often think of that scene when I am at work here."

"But this place must be infested with snakes?"

"I have never seen but that one, sir, and I have been here for a long

time. Would you like to see the old gentleman, sir? As the sun is up,

and the morning rather warm, perhaps he will come out, if I pretend to

be at work and give him a ditty. If he does not, we will look in upon

him."

"Come along," said I.

I accompanied the old man to a tomb, close to the monument beneath

which the snake was said to have taken up his abode. I did not go very

near to the spot, but stood upon a tomb with a thick stick in my

hand, quite prepared to slay the monster if he approached me; for from

childhood I have always had an instinctive horror of reptiles of every

species, caste, and character.

The old man began to hammer away with his mallet and chisel, and to

sing a very quaint old song which I had never heard before, and have

never heard since. It was a dialogue or duet between the little finger

and the thumb, and began thus. The thumb said:

"Dear Rose Mary Green!

When I am king, little finger, you shall be queen."

The little finger replied:

"Who told you so, Thummy, Thummy? Who told you so?"

The thumb responded:

"It was my own heart, little finger, who told me so!"

The thumb then drew a very flattering picture of the life they would

lead when united in wedlock, and concluded, as nearly as I can

remember, thus:

THUMB.

"And when you are dead, little finger, as it may hap,

You shall be buried, little finger, under the tap."

LITTLE FINGER.

"Why, Thummy, Thummy? Why, Thummy, Thummy? Why, Thummy,

Thummy--_Why_?"

THUMB.

"That you may drink, little finger, when you are dry?"

But this ditty did not bring out the snake. I remarked this to the

old man, who replied: "He hasn't made his toilet yet--hasn't rubbed

his scales up, sir; but he'll be here presently. You will see. Keep

your eye on that hole, sir. I am now going to give him a livelier tune,

which is a great favourite of his"; and forthwith he struck up an old

song, beginning

"'Twas in the merry month of May,

When bees from flower to flower did hum."

Out came the snake before the song was half over! Before it was

concluded he had crawled slowly and (if I dare use such a word) rather

majestically, to within a few paces of the spot where the old man was

standing.

"Good morning to you, sir," said the old man to the snake. "I am happy

to see you in your new suit of clothes. I have picked up your old suit,

and I have got it in my pocket, and a very nice pair of slippers my old

wife will make out of it. The last pair that she made of your rejected

apparel were given as a present to Colonel Cureton, who, like myself,

very much resembled the great General Blücher in personal appearance.

Who will get the pair of which I have now the makings, Heaven only

knows. Perhaps old Brigadier White, who has also a Blücher cut about

him. What song would you like next? 'Kathleen Mavourneen?' Yes, I know

that is a pet song of yours; and you shall have it."

The old man sung the melody with a tenderness and feeling which quite

charmed me, as well as the snake, who coiled himself up and remained

perfectly still. Little reason as I had to doubt the truth of any of

the old man's statements, I certainly should have been sceptical as

to the story of the snake if I had not witnessed the scene I have

attempted to describe.

"Well, sir," said the old man, coming up to me, after he had made a

salaam to the snake and left him, "it is almost breakfast-time, and I

will, with your permission, bid you good morning."

I thanked him very much for his information, and suffered him to

depart; and then, alone, I wandered about that well-filled piece of

ground. I have always had a melancholy pleasure in strolling from

tombstone to tombstone, and reading the various epitaphs, and on that

morning, after all that I had heard from the old pensioner, I was just

in the humour for gratifying this morbid desire.

Some miles to the northward of Meerut is the station of Burnampore. No

troops are quartered here; it is what is called in India a purely civil

station, containing only a magistrate (who is also the collector of

the revenue), an assistant (a covenanted civilian), the establishment

of the office, and a small police force. To these two gentlemen and

their few subordinates were entrusted the care and the collections of a

district as large as Lancashire or Yorkshire, and containing, possibly,

as many inhabitants. The idea of two gentlemen keeping in order a

district of such dimensions was simply absurd; but they did their

best, and that was all that could be expected of them. I remained four

days and nights at Burnampore, and during that time was a guest of the

assistant magistrate, whose acquaintance I had made at Meerut. Anything

more monotonous and dreary than the existence of a gentleman stationed

at such a place it would be very difficult to imagine. My host assured

me that if it were not for an occasional visit paid by some traveller

on his way up or down the country, both himself and his superior

officer would have died of ennui. "If it were not for the shooting,

which is very good in this district," he added, "I would rather be a

permanent passenger on board ship, or the inmate of a debtors' prison

in London, or any other part of England--in either case, one would have

something like company, and one would have, at all events, a somewhat

cooler and more congenial climate."

In the district of Burnampore there are a great number of wolves, and

during my short stay, even, two were brought in, and the Government

reward (two rupees a-head) claimed upon them. These ferocious creatures

often carry off the young children of poor people and devour them.

It was in this district that "a wolf child," as the natives of India

express it, was found some years ago, and taken to Meerut, where it was

exhibited as a curiosity. "There can be no question," said my friend

and host, when I spoke to him one morning on this subject, "that the

male wolf, in all these cases, seizes and runs off with the infant, and

that when he has carried it alive to the den, the female, especially if

she happens to have cubs at the time, instead of killing and devouring,

suckles and fosters the little human being. So, after all, the story of

Romulus and Remus may not be a mere fable."

"No," said I. "But what is that Greek epigram from the Anthology of

Bland and Merivale? The she-goat that suckled the whelp of a wolf,

which wolf, when she had no more milk to give it, killed her and eat

her. Something about

'Be kind, be gentle, and do what you will,

A stubborn nature will be nature still.'"

"Yes," replied my host. "I do remember something about it; and by and

bye we will talk the matter over, and refer to the volume, which I have

amongst my books; but at present you must excuse me, for I have a duty

to perform. You may come with me and witness the operation, if you

like; but understand me, I shall not be offended if you decline to do

so."

"What operation?"

"That of hanging."

"What? Hanging! Hanging what?

"A man--a culprit--a murderer. Is is a part of my duty to see this

operation performed. Come," he added energetically, and slapping me on

the shoulder. "Come, be a sort of Selwyn for once in your life."

Whilst I was hesitating, the magistrate approached in his buggy. He

had been taking his morning drive, and had dropt in upon his assistant

to have some friendly conversation. He had forgotten all about the

forthcoming execution; and, on hearing that we were just about to start

for the spot, he very kindly offered to take us there--an offer which

was accepted by his assistant with many thanks. So, off we drove, three

in a gig, like so many men going to witness a pugilistic encounter in

England during the beginning of the present century.

When we had arrived at the place of execution, a field some distance

from the gaol, in which had been erected a temporary gallows, I

was surprised at not finding a mob. There was no one there but the

culprit--who was eating as much rice as he could, and as fast as he

could--a couple of native policemen with drawn swords guarding him;

the gaoler, who was a Mahommedan, and a Bengalee writer (clerk), who

stood with pen, ink, and paper in hand, ready to dot down the official

particulars of the scene, preparatory to their being forwarded to

Government, according to a certain regulation.

"Is everything ready?" said the assistant magistrate to the gaoler.

"Yes, Sahib," he replied; "but he has not yet finished his breakfast."

"In one minute, Sahib," cried the culprit, who overheard the

conversation; and hastily taking into his stomach the few grains of

rice that remained upon the dish, and drinking the remainder of his

half-gallon of milk, he sprang up, and called out the word "Tyear!"

signifying "I am ready." He was then led up to the scaffold, the most

primitive affair that I ever beheld. It was only a piece of woodwork

resembling a large crock or crate in which a dinner-service is packed

for exportation. Upon this crock, which was placed under the beam, he

was requested to stand. Having obeyed this order, the rope was adjusted

around his neck. The assistant magistrate then called out to him in

Hindostanee, "Have you anything to say?"

"Yes, Sahib," was the reply. And he began a long story, false from

beginning to end, but every word of which the Bengalee writer took

down. He spoke, and with vehemence, for about thirty-five minutes,

when, having stopped, either finally, or to take breath, the assistant

magistrate gave the signal to the gaoler, by waving his hand. The crock

was then pulled from under the culprit by the two policemen, and down

dangled the culprit's body, the feet not more than eighteen inches from

the ground.

They are not adepts in the art of hanging in India; it took the culprit

at least ten minutes to die. At times I feared, so desperate were his

struggles, that he would break the beam, snap the rope, or bring down

the whole apparatus. In the days of Henry Fielding, the vulgar used to

speak of hanging as "dancing on nothing," and this horrible idea the

Indian culprit on that morning amply realised. The reader must not,

however, sympathize with his sufferings. He had been justly convicted,

and was justly put to death for murdering, in that very field where he

expiated his offence, a little girl of seven years of age, in order to

possess himself of a single bangle she wore--a bangle valued at one

rupee four annas--half-a-crown of English money. I cannot accuse myself

of a cruel or brutal disposition; but, if the monster whom I saw hanged

had had a thousand lives instead of one, I could have witnessed the

taking of every one of them without a single atom of a desire to save

him.

The cutting down of the culprit, as soon as it was discovered that

life was extinct (for as there was no crowd of pickpockets and vendors

of cakes and ginger-beer to take a moral lesson, the prescribed hour

was unnecessary) was quite as primitive as the foregoing part of the

operation. One of the native policemen with his blunt sword, severed

the rope by sawing it just above the tie, and down came the corpse.

I was tempted to jump out of the buggy in which, sitting between the

magistrate and his assistant, I had witnessed the execution, and

examine, or rather look attentively at, the deceased. A finer head, in

a phrenological point of view, I had never seen, and across the naked

chest was suspended the sacred thread, indicating that the culprit was

a Brahmin.

"Is it not very odd," said I, on my return to the buggy, "that most

of the diabolical crimes committed in this country are committed by

Brahmins?"

"Not at all odd," replied my host. "Do you not know that they believe

nothing can hurt their pure souls after death; and hence their

comparative recklessness in this world? There was a Brahmin hanged

here, about a year ago, who, just before he was turned off, made a

speech such as that made by Napoleon on paper to Sir Hudson Lowe--'You

may convict me of what you please; you may make me a prisoner; you may,

if you like, shackle these limbs, and consign me to a dungeon; but you

will find that my soul will be just as free, just as proud, as when it

awed all Europe!'"

"Ah, but that was the emanation of ----"

"What the deuce is that?" cried the magistrate, who was driving us

rapidly towards home. "See! That thing in the road." And coming up to

it, he reined in the horse.

The syce (groom), who was running behind the buggy, picked up the

object, at his master's bidding. It was a cloak--a lady's cloak--made

of most costly materials--satin and silk, and wadded throughout. It

had evidently fallen, unobserved, from some palanquin during the night,

and an examination of the footprints showed that the last traveller

who had moved along the road was journeying upward, and was then most

probably staying at the dâk bungalow, at Deobund, a halting-place

some twelve miles distant. The assistant magistrate, after we had

breakfasted, proposed that he and I should drive to Deobund, and make

inquiries. I was nothing loth, and a swift mare having been harnessed

and put to the buggy, off we started, two sowars (native horsemen or

mounted police) cantering behind us.

About two miles from the bungalow to which we were proceeding, we

overtook a tribe of large monkeys. I should say there were as many as

four hundred, and each carried a stick of uniform length and shape.

They, moved along in ranks or companies, just, in short, as though

they were imitating a wing of a regiment of infantry. At the head of

this tribe was an old and very powerful monkey, who was no doubt the

chief. It was a very odd sight, and I became greatly interested in

the movements of the creatures. There could be no question that they

had either some business or some pleasure on hand, and the fact of

each carrying a stick led us to conclude that it was the former upon

which they were bent. Their destination was, like ours, evidently

Deobund, where there are some hundreds of monkeys fed by a number of

Brahmins, who live near a Hindoo temple there, and perform religious

ceremonies. They (this monkey regiment) would not get out of the road

on our account, nor disturb themselves in any way, and my friend was

afraid to drive through their ranks, or over any of them, for when

assailed they are most ferocious brutes, and armed as they were, and in

such numbers, they could have annihilated us with the greatest ease.

There was no help for us, therefore, but to let the mare proceed at a

walk in the rear of the tribe, the members of which, now that we were

nearing Deobund, began to chatter frightfully. Just before we came to

the bungalow, they left the road, and took the direction of the temple.

Fain would we have followed them; but to do so in the buggy would have

been impossible, for they crossed over some very rough ground and two

ditches. My friend, therefore, requested the sowars to follow them, and

report all they might observe of their actions. Meanwhile we moved off

to the bungalow, in search of the owner of the cloak. The first person

whom we saw was an ayah, who was sitting in the verandah, playing with

a child of about five years of age.

"Whose child is that?" asked the assistant-magistrate of the ayah.

"The mem-Sahib's."

"What is the mem's name?"

"I don't know," she replied, with a smile which seemed to say that

she was not warranted in being communicative. While travelling, few

servants who know their business will tell strangers the name of their

master or mistress.

"What is _your_ name?" he then inquired of the boy, in English.

"I don't understand you," was the reply, in Hindostanee, accompanied

by a shake of the head. It is wonderful how rapidly the children of

Europeans in India take a cue from a native servant of either sex. Not

always, but in very many cases, it is in deceit and falsehood that

children are first schooled by the servants. The reader must understand

that deceit and falsehood are not regarded as immoralities in the eyes

of Asiatics. A man or woman who, by fraud and perjury wins a cause, or

gains any other point, is not looked down upon as a rogue, but up to as

a very clever fellow. Several other experiments were made in order to

extract from the ayah the name of her mistress, but to no purpose. The

only information we could learn was, that the lady was much fatigued,

and was sleeping. We said nothing about the cloak, by the way.

The servants of the bungalow, and at Deobund (there were four of them)

now came up to make their most respectful salaam to one of the lords

of the district, the assistant-magistrate, on questioning them in

private as to the name of the lady, we were in no way successful. All

that the ayah would tell them, they said, was, that she had come from

Calcutta, and was going to Simlah. "She is a burra beebee, however,

Sahib," added the Khansamah; "for all along the road, after she left

the steamer at Allahabad, until she arrived at Meerut, she was escorted

by two sowars; and when she reaches the Saharunpore bungalow, she will

find sowars ready. This is the only district in which she has had no

escort."

This was a mystery that my friend could not unravel: why, if other

magistrates had been indented upon (as magistrates very frequently

were, when ladies were nervous and travelling with only an ayah), he

should be omitted; especially as his district was as dangerous to

pass through as any other (not that there was much or any danger in

those days), was more than he could understand; and he very naturally

became all the more curious (apart from the ownership of the cloak) to

know the name of the lady who had broken the link of her escort when

she came into his district. "Perhaps," said he to me, "either I have

or my chief has given her husband some offence, and, possibly, he is

small-minded enough to decline asking me to do what after all is only a

matter of duty, or of civility and compliment, which amounts to pretty

much the same thing. However, we shall see."

My friend now mentioned to the Khansamah, a very old but very active

and intelligent man, the sight we had seen on the road--the regiment of

monkeys.

"Ah!" exclaimed the old man, "it is about the time."

"What time?"

"Well, Sahib, about every five years that tribe comes up the country to

pay a visit to this place; and another tribe comes about the same time

from the up-country--the hills. They meet in a jungle behind the old

Hindoo temple, and there embrace each other as though they were human

beings and old friends who had been parted for a length of time. I have

seen in that jungle as many as four or five thousand. The Brahmins say

that one large tribe comes all the way from Ajmere, and another from

the southern side of the country, and from Nepal and Tirhoot. There

were hundreds of monkeys here this morning, but now I do not see one. I

suppose they have gone to welcome their friends."

The sowars who had been deputed to follow the tribe now rode up, and

reported that in the vicinity of the old temple there was an army of

apes--an army of forty thousand! One of the sowars, in the true spirit

of Oriental exaggeration, expressed himself to the effect that it

would be easier to count the hairs of one's head than the number there

assembled.

"Let us go and look at them," I suggested, "and by the time we return

the lady may be stirring."

"But we will not go on foot," said my friend; "we will ride the sowars'

horses. In the first place, I have an instinctive horror of apes, and

should like to have the means of getting away from them speedily, if

they became too familiar or offensive. In the second place, I do not

wish to fatigue myself by taking so long a walk in the heat of the day."

We mounted the horses, and were soon at the spot indicated by the

sowars. There were not so many as had been represented; but I am

speaking very far within bounds when I state that there could not

have been fewer than eight thousand, and some of them of an enormous

size. I could scarcely have believed that there were so many monkeys

in the world if I had not visited Benares, and heard of the tribes at

Gibraltar. Their sticks, which were thrown together in a heap, formed a

very large stack of wood.

"What is this?" my friend said to one of the Brahmins; for since his

appointment he had never heard of this gathering of apes.

"It is a festival of theirs, Sahib," was the reply. "Just as Hindoos

at stated times go to Hurdwar, Hajipore, and other places, so do these

monkeys come to this holy place."

"And how long do they stay?"

"Two or three days; then they go away to their homes in different parts

of the country; then attend to their business for four or five years;

then come again and do festival, and so on, sir, to the end of all

time. You see that very tall monkey there, with two smaller ones on

either side of him?"

"Yes."

"Well, sir, that is a very old monkey. His age is more than twenty

years, I think. I first saw him fifteen years ago. He was then

full-grown. His native place is Meerut. He lives with the Brahmins at

the Soorj Khan, near Meerut. The smaller ones are his sons, sir. They

have never been here before; and you see he is showing them all about

the place, like a very good father."

Having seen enough of these "sacred animals," we returned to the

bungalow; we were only just in time, for the lady was about to depart,

albeit the sun was very high in the heavens, and the day, for the time

of year, was extremely hot. We caught sight of her in the verandah. My

friend became deadly pale, and exclaimed: "Is it possible!"

"What?" I asked him.

"I will tell you on our way home. I must see her--speak to her--painful

as our meeting must be. Only fancy, if that cloak should be hers!"

The lady, who must have learnt from the servants at the bungalow

the name of my friend, the official, evidently desired to avoid

an interview with him; for upon our approach she retired from the

palanquin, which she was arranging, and entered hastily the room she

had occupied. We (my friend and myself) went into the other room of the

bungalow, which happened to be vacant. Presently we heard the voice

of the ayah. She was very angry and was accusing the servants of the

bungalow of being thieves. She had now, for the first time since they

were lost, missed several articles, and amongst them the cloak of her

mistress. She was perfectly ready to swear that she had seen them all

since their arrival at the bungalow; that she had removed them from

the palkees with her own hands; and if the servants had not stolen

them who had?--who could have done so? Distinctly did we hear the lady

command the ayah to be silent--to say nothing of the loss, and enter

her palanquin; but the ayah, too much enraged to hear or to heed the

command, repeated her accusation; whereupon the servants in a body

rushed into the apartment in which we were standing listening, and

after protesting their perfect innocence of the theft, referred to the

character for honesty which every one of them had borne for many years.

Strange to say, frequent as are the opportunities which the servants at

these bungalows have of pilfering from travellers, they rarely or never

avail themselves of such opportunities; and, whenever it has happened

that a lady or gentleman has died in one of them, the money and effects

have always been forthcoming, with nothing whatever missing.

The lady now forced the ayah to depart, and enter her palanquin, in

which the little boy was sitting; she was about to follow, when my

friend rushed into the verandah, and, seizing her by the hand, detained

her. She was as agitated as he was; and quite as pale. He held her

hand in his with a firm but withal a gentle grasp, and looked into her

face, which must have been beautiful when she was a few years younger.

As it was, she had still a charming profile and countenance, and a

skin as white as snow. From the window, or rather looking through the

Venetians, I beheld the scene, which reminded me of that exquisite

picture of Mr. Frank Stone--_The Last Appeal_. There was a look of

agony and despair in the face of the man; while the woman, who appeared

to sympathise with his sufferings, did not for awhile raise her eyes

from the ground. But at length she did so, and, looking mournfully into

my friend's face for a few seconds, burst into tears, and presently

her head, involuntarily as it were, rested on his shoulder. Suddenly

recollecting herself, she again attempted to take her departure; but

my friend, now grown desperate seemingly, placed her arm beneath his,

and walked with her to a clump of shade-giving mango trees, in front

of the bungalow, and there they held a conversation which lasted some

ten minutes. The lady then tore herself away from my friend, and after

bidding him farewell, she threw herself into her palanquin, which was

speedily lifted by the bearers and borne away, followed by the two

sowars, who were commanded to escort the fair traveller to the next

station. My friend, from the verandah of the bungalow, watched the

procession till it was out of sight, and then, seating himself on the

steps, covered his face with his hands, and wept like a child.

"Come!" I said, after a time, laying a hand on his shoulder. "I am not

very impatient to know your secret, but it is time that we thought of

returning. What about the cloak? You have not restored it to the owner."

"No, my dear fellow, and I never intend to do so. She has consented to

my retaining it. That cloak has warmed her dear limbs, and the sight of

it shall warm my heart till the last hour of my existence."

On the way home my friend (who was accidentally drowned in the river

Jumna, about two years ago) spoke as follows:

"Ten years have now elapsed since that lady and I were

fellow-passengers on board of a ship bound from London to Calcutta.

She was then seventeen years of age, and I twenty. On the voyage we

became very much attached to each other, and eventually loved each

other devotedly. And, what was more, we were betrothed. It was arranged

that as soon as practicable we should be married, I was compelled,

on arrival, to remain at the college at Fort William for a year, to

pass an examination; she was obliged to proceed to a large station

in Bengal, to join her family. Her father was a member of the civil

service; previous to her arrival he had promised Alice (that is her

name) to an old man, a judge, who had been twice married, and who

was then a widower. This old man was very rich, and had--as he still

has--a great influence with the government. A brother of his was one

of the lords of Leadenhall-street, and of this country. For some time

after our unhappy separation we corresponded regularly; but suddenly

the correspondence ceased. Her letters to me, and mine to her, were

intercepted. Meanwhile, the old judge, to whom she had been promised,

paid his addresses to her. She refused him. Many devices were resorted

to in order to wean her affections from me. They all failed. At length

they hit upon one which had the desired effect. They caused a paragraph

to be inserted in one of the Calcutta journals, to the effect that I

had married the daughter of a half-caste merchant. Alice was permitted

to see this paper, but none of those containing my indignant denial of

the truth of the announcement.

"In disgust at my imagined faithlessness, and in despair and

recklessness, Alice at length accepted the hand of the old judge. They

were married. When made acquainted with this horrible fact, I became

half-mad. I drank very hard, had an attack of _delirium tremens_, and

was sent home for change of air and scene, to recruit my health. On

my return to India, after an absence of eighteen months, I was sent

to Dacca, where there was not the slightest chance of my ever seeing

Alice. Subsequently, I was, at my own request, transferred to these

provinces, but sent to Banda--a sort of penal settlement for refractory

civilians; not that I ever committed any offence beyond that of loving

Alice and being beloved by her. You must understand that, owing to the

influence of his brother, her old husband, shortly after his marriage

with Alice, became the great man he now is; and he had only to express

a wish in this country, touching the appointment or _dis_appointment

of any junior in the service, to have such wish instantly realised. My

only surprise is, that when it became necessary for her to pass through

this district, I was not ordered away to Scinde, on some trumpery

business, alleged to be special. Had there been any idea that we should

meet--as by the merest chance we have met--again in this world, I

should certainly have been removed, and ordered to some other station

miles away. I have never seen her since we parted in Calcutta, now more

than nine years ago, until this very day. But, thank Heaven! she loves

me still!"

"I was afraid, when I saw you talking to her beneath that clump of

trees, that----" I was about to make some observations.

"Ah, no!" he interrupted me. "There is no danger. Great and lasting

as my love for her is, I could not bear the thought of taking the

slightest advantage of her feelings; or to see her fall from the sphere

in which she holds a lofty and proud position. She is not happy,

neither am I. But spirits will recognise each other, and be united for

ever and ever. Ours is not a solitary case; sometimes when ladies in

India fall they deserve far more of pity than of blame."

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