THE UPPER PROVINCES.

Having seen Agra, its edifices, ruins, society, European and native,

and having visited Secundra, Futteypore, Sickri, and Muttra, I

journeyed upwards to Delhi, where I was received by Mr. Joseph Skinner,

the eldest son of the late Colonel Skinner, renowned as the founder and

commandant of the famous Skinner's Horse. Mr. Joseph Skinner's house

was, at all times, open to all travellers. He was without exception the

most hospitable man that I ever met in any part of the world. At his

board were to be met daily, either at luncheon or at dinner, civilians

and military men of every rank and grade in the service, as well as

native gentlemen of position in India--Hindoos and Mahommedans. Even

the young princes, sons of the King of Delhi and descendants of the

Great Moghul, used frequently to honour Mr. Skinner with their company.

The title by which they were usually greeted was Sahiban-i-Alum,

signifying "Lords of the World." But the most remarkable native that

I ever met at Mr. Skinner's hospitable board was the late Maharajah

Hindoo-Rao, a little, fat, round Mahratta chieftain, with small

twinkling eyes, and a countenance replete with fun and quiet humour.

He was a pensioner of the Gwalior State, and drew therefrom twelve

thousand pounds a year, which was guaranteed to him by the British

Government. Large as was this income, Hindoo-Rao contrived annually

to spend more than double the amount, trusting continually to fate

to relieve him from his pressing pecuniary difficulties; not that he

ever suffered them to prey upon his mind; on the contrary, he made

them a subject of jocularity. In addition to being as hospitable as

his friend Mr. Skinner, Hindoo-Rao was addicted to field sports on a

large scale, and kept up a very large establishment for the purpose of

gratifying this propensity. He was considered--and perhaps justly, by

those qualified to form an opinion--the best shot in all India, and

with his rifle he had destroyed several hundreds (some say thousands)

of tigers. Hindoo-Rao had another very expensive hobby. He desired

to possess himself of the Philosopher's Stone, by which he might

transmute metals--a mode by which he proposed to improve the state

of his finances and eventually pay his debts. On all other points,

Hindoo-Rao was sufficiently sensible and shrewd, but on this point he

was childish, if not insane. Thousands and thousands of pounds were

squandered by him in this absurd pursuit, for he was constantly the

victim of juggling forgers, swindlers, and rogues. His house was on

a hill immediately overhanging Delhi, and it has recently been made

famous throughout Europe as the position of one of our batteries.

Night after night in that house would furnaces blaze, while some

impostor, who pretended to have the secret, was at work with his

chemicals.

I ought to mention that this Mahratta chief was a near relation of the

royal family of Gwalior, and that he had been banished and pensioned

for having been engaged in some intrigues against the Gwalior State.

The Maharajah Hindoo-Rao was a great gourmand, and those who partook

of his dinners never forgot them. It was not often that the old chief

could be induced to discuss politics, but on the occasion of the 41st

Regiment of Infantry having mutinied at Delhi--a mutiny which, by the

way, was hushed up--I heard him very energetically exclaim: "Ah! if you

go on humouring your native soldiers in this way, they will never be

satisfied until they govern the country!"

The late Sir Charles James Napier visited Delhi while I was there. He

came, not as ordinary commanders-in-chief usually come, with a large

suite and an escort covering a square mile of encamping ground, but

attended only by two aides-de-camp and a military secretary. It was

on the morning of his Excellency's arrival that the mutiny in the

41st Regiment, to which I have just alluded, occurred. Sir Charles

reviewed the regiments then quartered at Delhi, including the 41st,

and complimented them _en masse_! The review over, Hindoo-Rao, who was

a great horseman, rode up to the commander-in-chief on his spirited

charger, and expressed the happiness it afforded him to see an officer

who had so distinguished himself in the military annals of his country.

Sir Charles appeared much pleased with the open, frank manner and

independent bearing of the old Mahratta chieftain, and accepted, on

behalf of himself and his staff, an invitation to dine with him that

evening. A large number of gentlemen, European and native, assembled

to meet his Excellency; and when Sir Charles returned thanks for the

honour that had been paid to him in drinking his health, he made

allusion to the pleasure that it afforded him in seeing Christians,

Hindoos, and Mussulmen on such good terms, and living together in such

amity and concord. What a change since that evening, which to me seems

but as yesterday! Several of our party, on that occasion, have become

chiefs of the recent rebellion, and were accessory to the massacre of

English gentlemen and ladies.

Hindoo-Rao died in eighteen hundred and fifty-four. His funeral was

thus described to me by a friend who witnessed it: "They dressed up the

old gentleman's corpse in his most magnificent costume, covered his

arms with jewelled bracelets of gold, with costly necklaces of pearls

and diamonds hanging down to his waist, placed him in a chair of state,

sat him bolt upright--just as he used to sit when alive--and thus,

attended by his relations, friends, and suite he was carried through

Delhi to the banks of the Jumna, where the body was burnt with the

usual rites, and the ashes thrown into the river."

Mr. Skinner also is dead. He died in eighteen hundred and fifty-five.

When I think of him I am rejoiced that he did not survive to be

brutally massacred, as his brothers have been; or to see his house

(near the Cashmere Gate) which was always the scene of good-fellowship

and good-feeling, turned into a battery by the rebels; or the church,

built by his father, burned and destroyed by the people who had for

years and years paid, or affected to pay, unqualified respect and

devotion to his family.

I made the acquaintance of another personage at Delhi, for whom I

had a very great liking and regard. This was Mirza Futteh Allee Shah

Bahadoor, the heir apparent to the throne of Delhi. He was a very

amiable and intelligent prince, and had an extraordinary thirst for

knowledge. Amongst other things that he was curious to learn was the

history of steam power, railroads, and the electric telegraph. For

hours together he would encourage me--nay, importune me, to talk with

him on these matters. _Apropos_ of this prince and his family--while

I was at Delhi the festival of the Eed came to pass, and there was an

omen which was variously interpreted. The King, in other words the

Great Moghul, sacrifices a camel. The King kills (or used to kill)

the camel with his own hand, by driving a spear into the breast of

the animal. On the occasion to which I now refer, the King, being

extremely old and feeble, was assisted by two attendants, and, in

attempting to drive the spear, it broke in two pieces. That was the

omen. The friends of Mirza Futteh Allee Shah Bahadoor interpreted

it as prognosticating the King's death and the speedy succession

of the heir apparent to the throne. Others, however, said that it

prognosticated the downfall of the King and of his throne for ever.

Mirza died about a year ago of an attack of cholera; and it may not be

premature perhaps to say that the throne of the Great Moghul will not

in future be recognised. There was another curious prophecy connected

with the throne of Delhi, and current for many years in the Punjab. It

was implicitly believed that the Sikh soldiery would one day or other,

and before long, sack Delhi; and, in eighteen hundred and forty-five,

when the Sikh army crossed our frontier, Delhi was its destination.

This prophecy has to some extent been fulfilled. The Sikh soldiers

have tasted of the plunder of Delhi. But who could ever have dreamed

that their entry into the city of the Great Moghul would be in company

with British soldiers? It is as though, and quite as incredible as

if, some one had predicted in eighteen hundred and sixteen that, in

eighteen hundred and fifty-five, the Queen of England, a grand-daughter

of George III., would be a guest at the Tuileries of an Emperor of the

French, and a nephew of Napoleon Bonaparte; and that such Queen would

be led upon the arm of such Emperor to visit the tomb of the Prisoner

of St. Helena.

After leaving Delhi I crossed over to Meerut, which was then, as it

always has been since its formation, the favourite station in the Upper

Provinces of India. In eighteen hundred and forty-six and forty-seven

there were as many as ten thousand troops quartered at Meerut,

including two regiments of British foot, a regiment of dragoons, and

three troops of horse (European) artillery. Until lately, it has always

been deemed prudent to keep a very large European force at Meerut in

order to keep Delhi (only forty miles distant) in check; for it was

stipulated in one of our treaties with the family of the Moghuls, that

no British infantry or cavalry, or other European troops, should ever

be quartered in the Imperial City or its immediate vicinity. When,

however, the Punjab was annexed, the European force at Meerut was

lessened to meet the exigencies of the times; and of late Meerut has

not been, in respect to the number of European troops, the station that

it was formerly.

There are no ancient buildings to be seen at Meerut. All is of European

structure. The church, the barracks, the court-houses, the treasury,

the theatre, the bungalows of the civilians and military officers,

as well as those of the merchants and "others," are all of brick and

mortar, lath and plaster; and they were for the most part thatched, so

that the Sepoys had very little trouble in setting fire to them. The

reason why houses are commonly thatched instead of tiled and shingled,

is that the thatch keeps the interior of the dwelling so very much

cooler.

While at Meerut I was a guest of the editor of the journal which used

to issue from that station, and as my stay extended over six weeks,

during which period I frequently assisted the editor in his work, I

gained some knowledge of the practical working of the press in the

Upper Provinces. I am authorized to make any use I please of this

knowledge.

In the first place I may mention that the order of Government

forbidding civilians or military men corresponding with the press, was,

to every intent and purpose, a perfect farce and a dead letter. On the

staff of the Meerut paper were several gentlemen belonging to each

branch of the service. These gentlemen not only wrote, but some of them

wrote for pay--for so much per column; while the correspondence columns

were filled with letters from covenanted civilians or commissioned

officers, judges, and magistrates, and their subordinates; brigadiers,

colonels, majors, captains, and subalterns contributed anonymously,

whenever the spirit moved them. Ay! and frequently the members of the

staff of the Governor-General and of the Commander-in-Chief would not

only send items of news, but comments thereon; and I have reason to

know that this practice was continued up to the date of the recent

outbreak, and is still continued. By the way, the late Major Thomas

was virtually the editor of the _Mofussilite_ at Agra at the time he

received his death wound in the field of battle. The Delhi newspaper

was also written for by civilians and military men of all grades.

It was the press that introduced to the notice of the Government many

clever and able men, who had no other interest to help them. I could

mention scores of instances, but two will suffice. Herbert Benjamin

Edwardes, of the Bengal Fusiliers, the "Brahminee Bull" of the _Delhi

Gazette_, and Mr. Campbell, of the Civil Service, who was "given up"

to Lord Dalhousie as the "Delator" of the _Mofussilite_, and promoted

to an office of great responsibility. In the last-mentioned paper

there also appeared, in eighteen hundred and forty-seven, forty-eight,

and forty nine, a series of leading articles on military reform and

other matters, some of which attracted the notice of Sir Charles

Napier. They came from the pen of General (then Major) Mansfield, of

the Fifty-third Foot, and at present chief of the staff of Sir Colin

Campbell. It was not to silence these men, who displayed their ability

in the newspapers, that they were placed in staff employ, or promoted.

On the contrary, I know that they were expected--and in some instances

requested--to use their pens in defence of certain Government measures;

and that, on several occasions, they did vigorous battle with their

former literary chief, the editor of the paper in which they first made

their appearance in print. I remember that on one occasion the editor,

on being beaten in an argument, headed his admission of the fact with

the following lines:--

Keen are our pangs; but keener far to feel

We nursed the pinion that impels the steel.

There are no newsmen in the Upper Provinces of India, nor, indeed,

in any of the Presidencies. Whoever wishes to take a journal must

subscribe for a certain period--year or half-year. The rates for the

_Mofussilite_, or _Delhi Gazette_, were three pounds twelve shillings

per annum, or two pounds per six months. The net profits of both these

papers, in eighteen hundred and forty-nine and fifty, were upwards

of five thousand pounds per annum. With the exception of the _Friend

in India_, when under the control of its original proprietor, these

journals of the North-West were by far the most remunerative of any in

the East.

There was a native newspaper published at Meerut, called the

_Jam-i-Jumsheed_, which title signifies a bowl or glass, into which if

you look, you will see what transpires in the whole world. The history

of this paper is very curious.

It was founded without the knowledge, privity, or consent of the

conductor of the European journal, by the head pressman, of his

establishment, who was a Brahmin. The editor of this native print,

which was lithographed in the Oordoo language, was the moonshee of the

English press at Meerut. He was well skilled in English, and his chief

employment was translating the native correspondence. Having constant

access to the desks of the compositors, this press moonshee acquired

a knowledge of every item of news furnished by European as well as

native correspondents, and of this knowledge he failed not to avail

himself. This, however, was but a small evil, comparatively. Unknown

to the conductor of the Meerut paper, a much greater evil arose from

the publication of the native print. Availing himself of such sources

of information, its editor seized the views of his employer--views

intended only for European eyes, and gave his own version of them

to his readers in the Hindoostanee language; and, what was equally

mischievous, he published quantities of matter which the conductor

of the Meerut paper thought proper to suppress after it was set up

in type. These were the morsels in which the native editor took most

delight. A single instance will suffice. The following appeared in the

leading columns of the _Jam-i-Jumsheed_, the facts having been kept out

of the columns of the Meerut paper, at the instance of the friends of

the gentleman who was guilty of the indiscretion:-

An act of retributive justice has just been committed by the

worthy magistrate of this district. It was supposed that an

escaped convict from the jail was secreted in a village about

four miles distant from this cantonment. In the dead of the

night, the magistrate, at the head of a large body of police,

visited the village, aroused the inhabitants from their

slumbers, and demanded the culprit. The villagers denied any

knowledge of him. The magistrate, with characteristic kindness

and consideration, gave them half-an-hour to make up their

minds. At the expiration of that time, as the culprit was not

produced, he set fire to the village. In those flames, which

illuminated the country for miles round, thirteen lives were

sacrificed; namely, those of three men, four women, and six

children. One of the unfortunate women was in labour at the

time. Some malicious natives in the neighbourhood of Meerut

give out that the Sahib has been notoriously mad for several

years past. Let us hope, however, that the Lieutenant-Governor

will not heed such insinuations, but after complimenting the

magistrate on his vigour and his zeal, appoint him to the first

judgeship that may become vacant. No less than six hundred

persons are, by this fire, rendered homeless beggars. But what

of that? Must justice be obstructed?

It remains for us to add that the escaped convict of whom

the magistrate was in search, has been in Oude for the past

month, and that no notice of this affair will appear in any of

the papers printed in English and edited by the Sahib Logue.

Those gentlemen are far too modest to make known the manifest

blessings which arise out of British rule in India.

For upwards of a year and a-half the native paper went on filching

news, and writing in the above strain. At length the conductor of the

Meerut journal was furnished with some information which led to his

discharging his employées, the head pressman and the moonshee, and

breaking up their journal, the _Jam-i-Jumsheed_. And more than this

was done. The danger of permitting native newspapers to be published

without any sort of supervision was elaborately, and from time to time

dwelt upon by the English editor, and at length the Government was

moved to call for a return of the journals printed in the Hindoostanee

language in the Upper Provinces of India, and for an account of the

number of copies that each issued. With this return and account the

Government was well satisfied; first, because the aggregate circulation

was so ridiculously small (comparatively), that it was quite clear that

the native press had no power or influence; and, secondly, that the

tone of the best conducted and most respectable journals of the native

press were loud in their praises of British rule, and firm supporters

of the Government. It was overlooked with reference to the first point,

that in no country, and in India especially, is the actual circulation

of a newspaper any criterion of the number of persons acquainted with

its contents, its chief items of intelligence, and its sentiments on

the most important questions of the day. Let us take for example, the

greatest paper in the world--the _Times_. Compare the number of copies

that are struck off daily with the number of hands into which that

paper passes, the number of eyes that read it, and the number of ears

that listen to hear it read. As to the second point, the praise of the

Government of India, it was laughable to hear it mentioned, albeit the

subject was of so serious a character. That praise was bestowed very

much in the same spirit that Jack Wilkes is said to have conveyed a

serious warning, with a humorous grin, to an election mob--"I hear

that it is your intention, gentlemen, to take that person (there!)

who is interrupting me, place him under that pump, and duck him! Now,

if you should do so, no matter how much it may be for his own good,

you will--I give you this emphatic warning--incur my most serious

displeasure, gentlemen!" They (the native editors) used to wrap up the

most bitter irony in the most complimentary phrases, and frequently

their allusions, if viewed abstractedly, were both humorous and witty.

A case in point. The late Lieutenant-Governor of the North-Western

Provinces, a few years ago, presided at an examination of the students

of a Government public school. Amongst other questions which his honour

put to the boys of the first class was this--"How does the world go

round?" The head boy, a very intelligent Hindoo, gave an admirable

reply--spoke, as the saying is, like a book. The editor of a native

paper, in a notice of the examination, predicted that this boy would

come to a bad end for giving such an answer to the Lieutenant-Governor

of the North-West Provinces. "He ought," said the native editor, "when

so questioned by so potent a ruler, as to the cause of the world's

going round, to have flung science into the gutter, and, having assumed

the most cringing attitude imaginable, he should have placed his hands

together, and then have responded meekly, 'By your honour's grace,

favour, and kindness, does this planet revolve upon its axis.'" This

same editor once wrote a notice of a ball given by the officers of

the Horse Artillery mess at Meerut to the ladies of the Twenty-ninth

Foot, on the occasion of that last-mentioned and distinguished regiment

coming to the station. When translated, literally, to an Englishman

this notice would seem the most flattering account possible; but, if

such Englishman took it in the sense in which Asiatics understood and

comprehended it, he would, without any sort of doubt, have admitted

that it was the most extraordinary and ingenious admixture of satire

and obscenity that ever was printed and published!

The same editor, during the second Sikh campaign, burlesqued the

despatches of Lord Gough; but so cleverly, that they were taken by

English people, who heard them translated, as genuine productions. This

was the man who never lost an opportunity of bringing British rule in

India into disgrace, ridicule, and contempt amongst his countrymen, and

who, eventually, by producing his writings, and having them translated

literally, succeeded in obtaining an appointment under the Government

worth one hundred and fifty rupees per mensem! The great article

on which his good fortune was based, was one descriptive of Lord

Dalhousie, on the back of an elephant, proceeding to a spot appointed

as the place of an interview between his Lordship and the late

Maharajah Goolab Singh. Neither the London nor the Paris _Charivari_

ever surpassed this squib, so far as its spirit of ridicule was

concerned, while in point of mischief those European journals of fun

would never have dreamed of going the lengths of the Asiatic writer.

"What became of this native editor?" may be reasonably asked. I hear

that he is now aide-de-camp and military secretary to Bahadoor Khan,

the rebel, who is at the head of a considerable army, and, according to

the latest accounts, in possession of the entire Bareilly district. He

(the native editor) is a Mahommedan, of very ancient and good family;

he has an extremely handsome person and plausible manners, and should

I again wander in India, it will not at all surprise me to find him

in the service of the British Government, and filling some office of

considerable dignity and emolument.

I have incidentally spoken of the theatre at Meerut. It was a building

about the size of the Adelphi Theatre, and was built by subscription,

some twenty-five years ago. The performers were, of course, amateurs,

officers in the civil and military services, and now and then an

interloper, possessed of histrionic abilities. The ladies were those

young gentlemen who could be best made up to imitate the gentler sex.

The scene-painters, scene-shifters, prompters, and so on, were men

belonging to the various European corps quartered in the station,

men who had been about, or connected with, London theatres, and who

understood their business thoroughly. On an average, there was a

performance once a fortnight. Tragedy was seldom or never attempted;

nothing but standard comedies and approved farces. It pains me to

think of the last performance I witnessed on the Meerut boards;

for, with the exception of myself and another gentleman, every one

who had a character assigned to him is now numbered with the dead.

The play was _The Lady of Lyons_. Claude Melnotte was an officer in

the Governor-General's Body-guard; his height was under five feet,

and his weight exactly eight stone. Pauline was the magistrate of

Bolund-Shahur, who was six feet three, and weighed twenty-one stone and

some pounds. In short, Claude was about the smallest, and Pauline about

the biggest man, in British India. These two died of natural causes

within the last three years. The rest have all been massacred or killed

in action. Some perished at Cawnpore, and other stations, and some have

fallen before Delhi and before Lucknow. And, alas! amongst the audience

of that night, how many have since been prematurely despatched from

this world--men, women, and children!

There are some matters connected with theatricals in India, in the

Upper Provinces, which would strike any gentleman or lady fresh from

Europe as very odd. Huge punkahs are suspended from the ceiling, and

pulled by natives during the performance. Without the punkahs the

heat in the house would be unbearable. Then, there are no boxes, and

there is no pit. One part of the house, that nearest to the stage, is

set apart for the officers civil and military, and their wives and

families. The rest of the house is generally filled by non-commissioned

officers and private soldiers. As a matter of course, the greatest

order prevails throughout the play, which is usually produced "under

the patronage of the officer commanding the station and his lady." The

actors are never hissed; but the applause, in which the men always

join, is loud, long, frequent, and encouraging.

In most of the large stations, where European troops are

quartered--such stations as Meerut, Agra, Umballah, Cawnpore,

Lahore--the non-commissioned officers and men of the regiments get

up theatrical performances, which are attended by the society, And

very creditably, too, do they perform. I have seen a sergeant of the

8th Foot (Colonel Greathead's regiment) play, at Agra, the character

of Doctor O'Toole, in _The Irish Tutor_, in a style and with a racy

humour which reminded me more of the late Mr. Power than any actor

on the metropolitan or provincial boards in England ever did. And at

Umballah, I have seen a corporal of the Third Dragoons act the part

of _The Stranger_ in a way that moved an audience, "unused, albeit to

the melting mood," in the literal sense of the phrase, to involuntary

tears. But by far the best actor (I am speaking of non-professionals)

that I ever listened to, considering the range of characters that he

played, was a private in the 9th Lancers. I would have gone night

after night, to see him in tragedy, comedy, or farce; or even to hear

him sing a sentimental or a comic song. He was a younger brother of

an intelligent, influential, rich, and deservedly respected London

tradesman, whose name is known in every quarter of the world where

the English language is spoken. It behoves me to say that these three

men (who, by the way, are all dead) were possessed of great general

ability, and had, respectively, received a good education.

It is not for a wanderer and an interloper like myself to make any

suggestions to an enlightened (I use the word advisedly) Government;

but I do hope that when order is restored throughout our Eastern

dominions, when the affairs of the country are a matter of local

consideration, the health, comfort, and recreation of the British

soldier in those hot plains will command more attention than has

hitherto been bestowed upon them. I hope to see barracks in which the

men can live in comparative comfort--barracks lofty and spacious, and

fitted with punkahs, and other conveniences such as are required for

the climate, and such as one always finds in the abodes of officers and

gentlemen. I hope to see separate sleeping apartments for the married

couples, and separate sleeping apartments for the mass of children

above seven and eight years of age. I hope never again to see men,

women, young girls, and boys, and infant children, so huddled together

that those who escaped demoralization ought to have been exhibited as

curiosities of the human species. I hope never again to behold white

children, girls of thirteen years of age, the offspring of British

soldiers, married, in order that they might remain in the regiment.

"Surely," I once remarked to the Colonel of a Royal regiment in India,

who made some remarks on the painful topic last alluded to--"Surely

this might be obviated?"

"Yes, my good sir," was his reply. "But it would cost this Government

an outlay of a few thousands of rupees. A little while ago I had a

battle with the Government. I insisted on having punkahs hung up in

the barracks, and I spoke in a tone so decided that even the frowsy

military board--composed of several very old and feeble Company's

officers of the last century--was frightened into something like

activity. Well, sir, the punkahs were suspended, and I fancied that I

had gained an immense triumph; but I was very much mistaken. It was a

case of 'There are your punkahs, and now let your men pull them, or

employ the natives to do so!' So that the punkahs, after all, instead

of promoting a current of fresh air, impeded it, and served only as

perches for the flies, and cobweb-booms for the spiders. The idea of

the poor men paying for punkah coolies!"

"What would it cost to punkah the whole regiment during the hot

season?" I asked.

"I can tell you exactly," said the colonel: "for I have made a correct

estimate. The cost for the five hot months would be under three hundred

pounds; and by laying out this sum the Government would save some three

thousand or four thousand pounds a-year, at the very least."

"How so?"

"Many men cannot bear the heat of these barrack rooms, crowded as they

are, and left without punkahs. The consequence is, that they become

ill, go into hospital and die there, or spend the greater part of their

time there. I should say that if the men had better accommodation,

and the same means as _we officers_ have of keeping their apartments

cool, we should save in every regiment fifty lives annually. Now,

every recruit who comes from home and joins a regiment in the Upper

Provinces, to fill up a death or casualty in the ranks, costs the

Indian Government a hundred and ten pounds sterling. I have pointed all

this out; but it is of no use."

"I would report it to the Horse Guards," said I.

"I did so, two years ago."

"And what did the Horse Guards say in reply to your statements?"

"Precisely what the learned world said of poor George Primrose's

paradoxes--they said nothing. They treated them with dignified silence,

and perhaps contempt. However, I did not stop there. I went further."

"You addressed the Throne, or Prince Albert?"

"No; I did not go so far as that. We had just got the Albert hat out,

and after a careful examination of it, I came to the conclusion that

his Royal Highness would hardly be disposed to give much ear to my

complaint touching the discomfort of the British troops in India. But

I wrote to an elder brother of mine, who represents a borough in

Parliament, and I begged of him to bring under the notice of the House

of Commons the condition of the British soldier in India, and move for

a report of the officers in command of the various regiments doing duty

in this country."

"And he did so, I hope?"

"Not he. He wrote to me to say that he had never spoken in the House,

and never intended doing so, as he had not the faintest ambition to

become a public orator; but that he had shown my letter to several

friends of his (members of Parliament), who would only be too glad of

an opportunity of bringing themselves into notice; and that they, one

and all, blew upon it, remarking that the condition of the British

soldier in any part of the world was a frightful bore; but that the

condition of the British soldier in the East was a bore utterly beyond

toleration. 'My dear George,' (he went on to say to me), 'your story

would only be received with an ironical hear, hear! followed by a

series of coughs, as though the subject had given the House a sudden

chill and a very bad cold. Even that garrulous goose, Jamsey, to whom

(in despair, and in order to oblige you) I showed your letter--even

Jamsey, who is always ready to talk for hours about everything or

anybody, shrugged his shoulders, shook his head, sighed, lifted up his

hands, groaned, _It won't do_, and left me. Find out some indigo-planter

who has been, or is supposed to be, guilty of some sort of oppression

towards a sable cultivator of the soil, and we will pretty soon grind

his bones to make our bread, my boy; but, for Heaven's sake, and the

sake of the House of Commons, don't inflict upon us your British

soldiers."

To leave the colonel, and express my further hopes--I hope to see

in every large station throughout India two Christian churches

erected--one for the Protestants and another for the Roman Catholics.

Both erected at the expense of the Government. I hope to see, also,

in every large station, a library to which every soldier, at stated

hours, shall have access. I hope to see soldiers' gardens--such as

the late Sir Henry Lawrence recommended--in which the men may, when

they feel disposed, work, or amuse themselves in the cold season. I

hope to see a theatre in every large station built and kept in repair,

not by subscription from the poor men, but at the cost of the State.

I hope, in fact to see the British soldier in the East--not petted,

pampered, and made a fuss of, but made as sensibly comfortable as the

climate in which he serves will admit of his being made. I hope, from

the bottom of my heart, never to see brave men put into such a barrack

as that at Loodianah, which fell in upon, and buried in its ruins,

the remnant of her Majesty's 50th Regiment of Foot: one of the most

gallant regiments in the Army List. They went into the field, during

the first Sikh campaign, nine hundred strong. Nine hundred bright

bayonets glittered in the sun as they marched away to give the foe (in

the words of Lord Gough) "a taste of cold stale." They were at Moodkee,

Ferozeshah, Aliwal, and Sobraon. Out of that nine hundred, only three

hundred returned to quarters in March, eighteen hundred and forty-six.

In three months, six hundred had fallen in battle! The campaign over,

they were quartered at Loodianah, and placed in barracks which had

been frequently reported rotten, unsound, and dangerous. But of this

report--though forwarded by the Commander-in-chief--the military board

took no notice. The consequence was, that in a dust-storm on the night

of the twenty-first of May, ten years ago, the barracks came down!

Beneath that mass of dust and smoke, and unburnt bricks, lay all the

men, women, and children, left to represent the glorious 50th Regiment

of Foot! Beneath that mass were the heroes who had escaped the carnage

of the battle-fields in which three to one of the Regiment had died!

Fifty-one men, eighteen women, and twenty-nine children, were killed by

the fall of those barracks; one hundred and twenty-six men, thirty-nine

women, and thirty-four children, were badly wounded--many maimed and

disfigured for life! Well might the Colonel of that regiment cry aloud,

"My God! there is no 50th left! The enemy did its worst; but it is the

Company Bahadoor that has given us the finishing blow!"

The English reader may possibly doubt the accuracy of these details;

but there is a huge grave at Loodianah containing the bones of those

men, women, and children of the 50th; and scores of officers still live

to bear testimony to the truth of my assertions in respect to this

horrible catastrophe.

The engineer at Loodianah was written to by the secretary of the

Military Board, and asked why he had not made a report of the state of

the barracks which had fallen in? He replied that he had written three

letters on the subject, and that his predecessor in office had written

seven; and the foolish man was stupid enough to ransack the records

of his office, and "had the honour to transmit for information of the

Board copies of these documents." For this absurd effort of memory, and

ridiculous attempt to clear himself of blame, he was removed from his

appointment, and sent to do duty with the Sappers and Miners--a sort of

very severe punishment in the East for any engineer officer guilty of

an indiscretion.

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