CHAPTER LXXX

Saturday, the 7th of September, was the day fixed for the first Bed of

Justice of the King (Louis XV.); but he caught a cold during the night,

and suffered a good deal. The Regent came alone to Paris. The

Parliament had assembled, and I went to a door of the palace, where I was

informed of the countermand which had just arrived. The Chief-President

and the King's people were at once sent for to the Palais Royal, and the

Parliament, which was about to adjourn, was continued for all the rest of

the month for general business. On the morrow, the Regent, who was

wearied with Versailles,--for he liked to live in Paris, where all his

pleasures were within easy reach,--and who met with opposition from the

Court doctors, all comfortably lodged at Versailles, to the removal of

the person of the King to Vincennes, under pretext of a slight cold,

fetched other doctors from Paris, who had been sent for to see the

deceased King. These practitioners, who had nothing to gain by

recommending Versailles, laughed at the Court doctors, and upon their

opinion it was resolved to take the King to Vincennes, where all was

ready for him on the morrow.

He set out, then, that day from Versailles, at about two o'clock in the

day, in company with the Regent, the Duchesse de Ventadour, the Duc du

Maine, and the Marechal de Villeroy, passed round the ramparts of Paris,

without entering the city, and arrived at Vincennes about five o'clock,

many people and carriages having come out along the road to see him.

On the day after the arrival of the King at Vincennes, the Regent worked

all the morning with all the Secretaries of State separately, whom he had

charged to bring him the list of all the 'lettres de cachet' issued from

their bureaux, and a statement of the reasons for which they were

delivered, as such oftentimes were slight. The majority of the 'lettres

de cachet' of exile and of imprisonment had been drawn up against

Jansenists, and people who had opposed the constitution; numbers the

reasons of which were known only to the deceased King, and to those who

had induced him to grant them; others were of the time of previous

ministers, and among them were many which had been long forgotten and

unknown. The Regent restored everybody to liberty, exiles and prisoners,

except those whom he knew to have been arrested for grave crimes, or

affairs of State; and brought down infinite benedictions upon himself by

this act of justice and humanity.

Many very singular and strange stories were then circulated, which showed

the tyranny of the last reign, and of its ministers, and caused the

misfortunes of the prisoners to be deplored. Among those in the Bastille

was a man who had been imprisoned thirty-five years. Arrested the day he

arrived in Paris, on a journey from Italy, to which country he belonged.

It has never been known why he was arrested, and he had never been

examined, as was the case with the majority of the others: people were

persuaded a mistake had been made. When his liberty was announced to

him, he sadly asked what it was expected he could do with it. He said he

had not a farthing; that he did not know a soul in Paris, not even a

single street, or a person in all France; that his relatives in Italy

had, doubtless, died since he left; that his property, doubtless, had

been divided, so many years having elapsed during which no news had been

received from him; that he knew not what to do. He asked to be allowed

to remain in the Bastille for the rest of his days, with food and

lodging. This was granted, with as much liberty as he wished.

As for those who were taken from the dungeons where the hatred of the

ministers; of the Jesuits; and of the Constitution chiefs, had cast them,

the horrible state they appeared in terrified everybody, and rendered

credible all the cruel stories which, as soon as they were fully at

liberty, they revealed.

The same day on which this merciful decision was come to, died Madame de

la Vieuville, not old, of a cancer in the breast, the existence of which

she had concealed until two days before her death, and thus deprived

herself of help.

A few days after, the finances being in such a bad state, the Regent made

Crosat treasurer of the order, in return for which he obtained from him a

loan of a million, in bars of silver, and the promise of another two

million. Previous to this, the hunting establishments of the King had

been much reduced. Now another retrenchment was made. There were seven

intendants of the finances, who, for six hundred thousand livres, which

their places had cost them, enjoyed eighty thousand livres each per

annum. They were all suppressed, and simply the interest of their

purchase-money paid to them; that is to say, thirty thousand livres each,

until that purchase-money could be paid. It was found that there were

sixteen hundred thousand francs owing to our ambassadors, and to our

agents in foreign countries, the majority of whom literally had not

enough to pay the postage of their letters, having spent all they

possessed. This was a cruel discredit to us, all over Europe. I might

fill a volume in treating upon the state and the arrangements of our

finances. But this labour is above my strength, and contrary to my

taste. I will simply say that as soon as money could be spared it was

sent to our ambassadors abroad. They were dying of hunger, were over

head and ears in debt, had fallen into utter contempt, and our affairs

were suffering accordingly.

The council of the regency, let me say here, was composed of the

following persons: M. le Duc d'Orleans, M. le Duc, the Duc du Maine, the

Comte de Toulouse, Voysin the Chancellor, myself--since I must name

myself,--Marechal de Villeroy, Marechal d'Harcourt, Marechal de Besons,

the Late Bishop of Troyes, and Torcy, with a right to vote; with La

Vrilliere, who kept the register, and Pontchartrain, both without the

right to vote.

I have already alluded to the presence of Lord Stair at this time in our

Court, as ambassador from England. By means of intrigues he had

succeeded in ingratiating himself into the favour of the Regent, and in

convincing him that the interests of France and England were identical.

One of the reasons--the main one--which he brought forward to show this,

was that King George was an usurper; and that if anything happened to our

King, M. le Duc d'Orleans would become, in mounting the throne of France,

an usurper also, the King of Spain being the real heir to the French

monarchy; that, in consequence of this, France and England ought to march

together, protect each other; France assisting England against the

Pretender, and England assisting France, if need be, against the King of

Spain. M. le Duc d'Orleans had too much penetration not to see this

snare; but, marvellous as it may seem, the crookedness of this policy,

and not the desire of reigning, seduced him. I am quite prepared, if

ever these memoirs see the day, to find that this statement will be

laughed at; that it will throw discredit on others, and cause me to be

regarded as a great ass, if I think to make my readers, believe it; or

for an idiot, if I have believed it myself. Nevertheless, such is the

pure truth, to which I sacrifice all, in despite of what my readers may

think of me. However incredible it may be, it is, as I say, the exact

verity; and I do not hesitate to advance, that there are many such facts,

unknown to history, which would much surprise if known; and which are

unknown, only because scarcely any history has been written at first

hand.

Stair wished, above all, to hinder the Regent from giving any assistance

to the Pretender, and to prevent him passing through the realm in order

to reach a seaport. Now the Regent was between two stools, for he had

promised the Pretender to wink at his doings, and to favour his passage

through France, if it were made secretly, and at the same time he had

assented to the demand of Stair. Things had arrived at this pass when

the troubles increased in England, and the Earl of Mar obtained some

success in Scotland. Soon after news came that the Pretender had

departed from Bar, and was making his way to the coast. Thereupon Stair

ran in hot haste to M. le Duc d'Orleans to ask him to keep his promise,

and hinder the Pretender's journey. The Regent immediately sent off

Contade, major in the guards, very intelligent, and in whom he could

trust, with his brother, a lieutenant in the same regiment, and two

sergeants of their choice, to go to Chateau-Thierry, and wait for the

Pretender, Stair having sure information that he would pass there.

Contade set out at night on the 9th of November, well resolved and

instructed to miss the person he was to seek. Stair, who expected as

much, took also his measures, which were within an inch of succeeding;

for this is what happened.

The Pretender set out disguised from Bar, accompanied by only three or

four persons, and came to Chaillot, where M. de Lauzun had a little

house, which he never visited, and which he had kept for mere fancy,

although he had a house at Passy, of which he made much use. It was in

this, Chaillot's house, that the Pretender put up, and where he saw the

Queen, his mother, who often stopped at the Convent of the Filles de

Sainte Marie-Therese. Thence he set out in a post-chaise of Torcy's, by

way of Alencon, for Brittany, where he meant to embark.

Stair discovered this scheme, and resolved to leave nothing undone in

order to deliver his party of this, the last of the Stuarts. He quietly

despatched different people by different roads, especially by that from

Paris to Alencon. He charged with this duty Colonel Douglas (who

belonged to the Irish (regiments) in the pay of France), who, under the

protection of his name, and by his wit and his intrigues, had insinuated

himself into many places in Paris since the commencement of the regency;

had placed himself on a footing of consideration and of familiarity with

the Regent; and often came to my house. He was good company; had married

upon the frontier of Metz; was very poor; had politeness and much

experience of the world; the reputation of distinguished valour; and

nothing which could render him suspected of being capable of a crime.

Douglas got into a post-chaise, accompanied by two horsemen; all three

were well armed, and posted leisurely along this road. Nonancourt is a

kind of little village upon this route, at nineteen leagues from Paris;

between Dreux, three leagues further, and Verneuil au Perche, four

leagues this side. It was at Nonancourt that he alighted, ate a morsel

at the post-house, inquired with extreme solicitude after a post-chaise

which he described, as well as the manner in which it would be

accompanied, expressed fear lest it had already passed, and lest he had

not been answered truly. After infinite inquiries, he left a third

horseman, who had just reached him, on guard, with orders to inform him

when the chaise he was in search of appeared; and added menaces and

promises of recompense to the post people, so as not to be deceived by

their negligence.

The post-master was named L'Hospital; he was absent, but his wife was in

the house, and she fortunately was a very honest woman, who had wit,

sense, and courage. Nonancourt is only five leagues from La Ferme, and

when, to save distance, you do not pass there, they send you relays upon

the road. Thus I knew very well this post-mistress, who mixed herself

more in the business than her husband, and who has herself related to me

this adventure more than once. She did all she could, uselessly, to

obtain some explanation upon these alarms. All that she could unravel

was that the strangers were Englishmen, and in a violent excitement about

something, that something very important was at stake,--and that they

meditated mischief. She fancied thereupon that the Pretender was in

question; resolved to save him; mentally arranged her plans, and

fortunately enough executed them.

In order to succeed she devoted herself to the service of these

gentlemen, refused them nothing, appeared quite satisfied, and promised

that they should infallibly be informed. She persuaded them of this so

thoroughly, that Douglas went away without saying where, except to this

third horseman just arrived, but it was close at hand; so that he might

be warned in time. He took one of his valets with him; the other

remained with the horseman to wait and watch.

Another man much embarrassed the post-mistress; nevertheless, she laid

her plans. She proposed to the horseman to drink something, because when

he arrived Douglas had left the table. She served him in her best

manner, and with her best wine, and kept him at table as long as she

could, anticipating all his orders. She had placed a valet, in whom she

could trust, as guard, with orders simply to appear, without a word, if

he saw a chaise; and her resolution was to lock up the Englishman and his

servant, and to give their horses to the chaise if it came. But it came

not, and the Englishman grew tired of stopping at table. Then she

manoeuvred so well that she persuaded him to go and lie down, and to

count upon her, her people, and upon the valet Douglas had left. The

Englishman told this valet not to quit the threshold of the house, and to

inform him as soon as the chaise appeared. He then suffered himself to

be led to the back of the house, in order to lie down. The post-

mistress, immediately after, goes to one of her friends in a by-street,

relates her adventure and her suspicions, makes the friend agree to

receive and secrete in her dwelling the person she expected, sends for an

ecclesiastic, a relative of them both, and in whom she could repose

confidence, who came and lent an Abbe's dress and wig to match. This

done, Madame L'Hospital returns to her home, finds the English valet at

the door, talks with him, pities his ennui, says he is a good fellow to

be so particular, says that from the door to the house there is but one

step, promises him that he shall be as well informed as by his own eyes,

presses him to drink something, and tips the wink to a trusty postilion,

who makes him drink until he rolls dead drunk under the table. During

this performance, the wary mistress listens at the door of the English

gentleman's room, gently turns the key and locks him in, and then

establishes herself upon the threshold of her door.

Half an hour after comes the trusty valet whom she had put on guard: it

was the expected chaise, which, as well as the three men who accompanied

it, were made, without knowing why, to slacken speed. It was King James.

Madame L'Hospital accosts him, says he is expected, and lost if he does

not take care; but that he may trust in her and follow her. At once they

both go to her friends. There he learns all that has happened, and they

hide him, and the three men of his suite as well as they could. Madame

L'Hospital returns home, sends for the officers of justice, and in

consequence of her suspicions she causes the English gentleman and the

English valet, the one drunk, the other asleep, locked in the room where

she had left him, to be arrested, and immediately after despatches a

postilion to Torcy. The officers of justice act, and send their

deposition to the Court.

The rage of the English gentleman on finding himself arrested, and unable

to execute the duty which led him there, and his fury against the valet

who had allowed himself to be intoxicated, cannot be expressed. As for

Madame L'Hospital he would have strangled her if he could; and she for a

long time was afraid of her life.

The Englishman could not be induced to confess what brought him there, or

where was Douglas, whom he named in order to show his importance. He

declared he had been sent by the English ambassador, though Stair had not

yet officially assumed that title, and exclaimed that that minister would

never suffer the affront he had received. They civilly replied to him,

that there were no proofs he came from the English ambassador,--none that

he was connected with the minister: that very suspicious designs against

public safety on the highway alone were visible; that no harm or

annoyance should be caused him, but that he must remain in safety until

orders came, and there upon he was civilly led to prison, as well as the

intoxicated valet.

What became of Douglas at that time was never known, except that he was

recognised in various places, running, inquiring, crying out with despair

that he had escaped, without mentioning any name. Apparently news came

to him, or he sought it, being tired of receiving none. The report of

what had occurred in such a little place as Nonancourt would easily have

reached him, close as he was to it; and perhaps it made him set out anew

to try and catch his prey.

But he journeyed in vain. King James had remained hidden at Nonancourt,

where, charmed with the attentions of his generous post-mistress, who had

saved him from his assassins, he admitted to her who he was, and gave her

a letter for the Queen, his mother. He remained there three days, to

allow the hubbub to pass, and rob those who sought him of all hope; then,

disguised as an Abbe, he jumped into a post-chaise that Madame L'Hospital

had borrowed in the neighbourhood--to confound all identity--and

continued his journey, during which he was always pursued, but happily

was never recognised, and embarked in Brittany for Scotland.

Douglas, tired of useless searches, returned to Paris, where Stair kicked

up a fine dust about the Nonancourt adventure. This he denominated

nothing less than an infraction of the law of nations, with an extreme

audacity and impudence, and Douglas, who could not be ignorant of what

was said about him, had the hardihood to go about everywhere as usual; to

show himself at the theatre; and to present himself before M. le Duc

d'Orleans.

This Prince ignored as much as he could a plot so cowardly and so

barbarous, and in respect to him so insolent. He kept silence, said to

Stair what he judged fitting to make him be silent likewise, but gave

liberty to his English assassins. Douglas, however, fell much in the

favour of the Regent, and many considerable people closed their doors to

him. He vainly tried to force mine. But as for me I was a perfect

Jacobite, and quite persuaded that it was the interest of France to give

England domestic occupation, which would long hinder her from thinking of

foreign matters. I then, as may be supposed, could not look upon the

odious enterprise with a favourable eye, or pardon its authors. Douglas

complained to me of my disregard for him, but to no purpose. Soon after

he disappeared from Paris. I know not what became of him afterwards.

His wife and his children remained there living by charity. A long time

after his death beyond the seas, the Abbe de Saint-Simon passed from

Noyan to Metz, where he found his widow in great misery.

The Queen of England sent for Madame L'Hospital to Saint-Germain, thanked

her, caressed her, as she deserved, and gave her her portrait. This was

all; the Regent gave her nothing; a long while after King James wrote to

her, and sent her also his portrait. Conclusion: she remained post-

mistress of Nonancourt as before, twenty or twenty-five years after, to

her death; and her son and her daughter-in-law keep the post now. She

was a true woman; estimated in her neighbourhood; not a single word that

she uttered concerning this history has been contradicted by any one.

What it cost her can never be said, but she never received a farthing.

She never complained, but spoke as she found things, with modesty, and

without seeking to speak. Such is the indigence of dethroned Kings, and

their complete forgetfulness of the greatest perils and the most signal

services.

Many honest people avoided Stair, whose insolent airs made others avoid

him. He filled the cup by the insupportable manner in which he spoke

upon that affair, never daring to admit he had directed it, or deigning

to disculpate himself. The only annoyance he showed was about his ill-

success.

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