CHAPTER XXIX

Literature—Extracts—Fine Arts—Education

The character of the American literature is, generally speaking, pretty

justly appreciated in Europe. The immense exhalation of periodical

trash, which penetrates into every cot and corner of the country, and

which is greedily sucked in by all ranks, is unquestionably one great

cause of its inferiority. Where newspapers are the principal vehicles

of the wit and wisdom of a people, the higher graces of composition can

hardly be looked for.

That there are many among them who can write well, is most certain; but

it is at least equally so, that they have little encouragement to

exercise the power in any manner more dignified than becoming the

editor of a newspaper or a magazine. As far as I could judge, their

best writers are far from being the most popular. The general taste is

decidedly bad; this is obvious, not only from the mass of slip-slop

poured forth by the daily and weekly press, but from the inflated tone

of eulogy in which their insect authors are lauded.

To an American writer, I should think it must be a flattering

distinction to escape the admiration of the newspapers. Few persons of

taste, I imagine, would like such notice as the following, which I

copied from a New York paper, where it followed the advertisement of a

partnership volume of poems by a Mr, and Mrs. Brooks; but of such, are

their literary notices chiefly composed.

“The lovers of impassioned and classical numbers may promise themselves

much gratification from the muse of Brooks, while the many-stringed

harp of his lady, the Norna of the Courier Harp, which none but she can

touch, has a chord for every heart.”

Another obvious cause of inferiority in the national literature, is the

very slight acquaintance with the best models of composition, which is

thought necessary for persons called well educated. There may be reason

for deprecating the lavish expense of time bestowed in England on the

acquirement of Latin and Greek, and it may be doubtful whether the

power of composing in these languages with correctness and facility, be

worth all the labour it costs; but as long as letters shall be left on

the earth, the utility of a perfect familiarity with the exquisite

models of antiquity, cannot be doubted. I think I run no risk of

contradiction, when I say that an extremely small proportion of the

higher classes in America possess this familiar acquaintance with the

classics. It is vain to suppose that translations may suffice. Noble as

are the thoughts the ancients have left us, their power of expression

is infinitely more important as a study to modern writers; and this no

translation can furnish. Nor did it appear to me that their intimacy

with modern literature was such as to assist them much in the formation

of style. What they class as modern literature seems to include little

beyond the English publications of the day.

To speak of Chaucer, or even Spenser, as a modern, appears to them

inexpressibly ridiculous; and all the rich and varied eloquence of

Italy, from Dante to Monti, is about as much known to them, as the

Welsh effusions of Urien and Modred, to us.

Rousseau, Voltaire, Diderot, &c., were read by the old federalists, but

now they seem known more as naughty words, than as great names. I am

much mistaken if a hundred untravelled Americans could be found, who

have read Boileau or Le Fontaine. Still fewer are acquainted with that

delightful host of French female writers, whose memoirs and letters

sparkle in every page with unequalled felicity of style. The literature

of Spain and Portugal is no better known, and as for “the wits of Queen

Anne’s day,” they are laid _en masse_ upon a shelf, in some score of

very old-fashioned houses, together with Sherlock and Taylor, as much

too antiquated to suit the immensely rapid progress of mind which

distinguishes America.

The most perfect examples of English writing, either of our own, or of

any former day, have assuredly not been produced by the imitation of

any particular style; but the Fairy Queen would hardly have been

written, if the Orlando had not; nor would Milton have been the perfect

poet he was, had Virgil and Tasso been unknown to him. It is not that

the scholar mimics in writing the phrases he has read, but that he can

neither think, feel, nor express himself as he might have done, had his

mental companionship been of a lower order.

They are great novel readers, but the market is chiefly furnished by

England. They have, however, a few very good native novels. Mr. Flint’s

Francis Berrian is delightful. There is a vigor and freshness in his

writing that is exactly in accordance with what one looks for, in the

literature of a new country; and yet, strange to say, it is exactly

what is most wanting in that of America. It appeared to me that the

style of their imaginative compositions was almost always affected, and

inflated. Even in treating their great national subject of romance, the

Indians, they are seldom either powerful or original. A few well known

general features, moral and physical, are presented over and over again

in all their Indian stories, till in reading them you lose all sense of

individual character. Mr. Flint’s History of the Mississippi Valley is

a work of great interest, and information, and will, I hope, in time

find its way to England, where I think it is much more likely to be

appreciated than in America.

Dr. Channing is a writer too well known in England to require my

testimony to his great ability. As a preacher he has, perhaps, hardly a

rival any where. This gentleman is an Unitarian, and I was informed by

several persons well acquainted with the literary character of the

country, that nearly all their distinguished men were of this

persuasion.

Mr. Pierpoint is a very eloquent preacher, and a sweet poet. His works

are not so well known among us as .they ought to be. Mr. Everett has

written some beautiful lines, and if I may judge from the specimens of

his speeches, as preserved in the volumes intitled “Eloquence of the

United States,” I should say that he shone more as a poet than an

orator. But American fame has decided otherwise.

Mr. M. Flint, of Louisiana, has published a volume of poems which ought

to be naturalised here. Mr. Hallock, of New York, has much facility of

versification, and is greatly in fashion as a drawing-room poet, but I

think he has somewhat too much respect for himself, and too little for

his readers.

It is, I think, Mr. Bryant who ranks highest as the poet of the Union.

This is too lofty an eminence for me to attack; besides, “I am of

another parish,” and therefore, perhaps, no very fair judge.

From miscellaneous poetry I made a great many extracts, but upon

returning to them for transcription I thought that ill-nature and

dulness, (‘oh ill-matched pair!’) would be more served by their

insertion, than wholesome criticism.

The massive Fredoniad of Dr. Emmons, in forty cantos, I never read; but

as I did not meet a single native who had, I hope this want of poetical

enterprise will be excused.

They have very few native tragedies; not more than half a dozen I

believe, and those of very recent date. It would be ungenerous to fall

heavily upon these; the attempt alone, nearly the most arduous a poet

can make, is of itself honourable: and the success at least equal to

that in any other department of literature.

Mr. Paulding is a popular writer of novels; some of his productions

have been recently republished in England. Miss Sedgwick is also well

known among us; her “Hope Leslie” is a beautiful story. Mr. Washington

Irving and Mr. Cooper have so decidedly chosen another field, whereon

to reap their laurels, that it is hardly necessary to name them here.

I am not, of course, competent to form any opinion of their scientific

works; but some papers which I read almost accidentally, appeared to me

to be written with great clearness, and neatness of definition.

It appears extraordinary that a people who loudly declare their respect

for science, should be entirely without observatories. Neither at their

seats of learning, nor in their cities, does any thing of the kind

exist; nor did I in any direction hear of individuals, given to the

study of astronomy.

I had not the pleasure of making any acquaintance with Mr. Bowditch, of

Boston, but I know that this gentleman ranks very high as a

mathematician in the estimation of the scientific world of Europe.

Jefferson’s posthumous works were very generally circulated whilst I

was in America. They are a mighty mass of mischief. He wrote with more

perspicuity than he thought, and his hot-headed democracy has done a

fearful injury to his country. Hollow and unsound as his doctrines are,

they are but too palatable to a people, each individual of whom would

rather derive his importance from believing that none are above him,

than from the consciousness that in his station he makes part of a

noble whole. The social system of Mr. Jefferson, if carried into

effect, would make of mankind an unamalgamated mass of grating atoms,

where the darling “I’m as good as you,” would soon take place of the

law and the Gospel. As it is, his principles, though happily not fully

put in action, have yet produced most lamentable results. The

assumption of equality, however empty, is sufficient to tincture the

manners of the poor with brutal insolence, and subjects the rich to the

paltry expediency of sanctioning the falsehood, however deep their

conviction that it is such. It cannot, I think, be denied that the

great men of America attain to power and to fame, by eternally uttering

what they know to be untrue. American citizens are not equal. Did

Washington feel them to be so, when his word outweighed (so happily for

them) the votes of thousands? Did Franklin think that all were equal

when he shouldered his way from the printing press to the cabinet?

True, he looked back in high good humour, and with his kindest smile

told the poor devils whom he left behind, that they were all his

equals; but Franklin did not speak the truth, and he knew it. The

great, the immortal Jefferson himself, he who when past the three score

years and ten, still taught young females to obey his nod, and so

became the father of unnumbered generations of groaning slaves, what

was his matin and his vesper hymn? “All men are born free and equal.”

Did the venerable father of the gang believe it? Or did he too purchase

his immortality by a lie?

From the five heavy volumes of the “Eloquence of the United States,” I

made a few extracts, which I give more for the sake of their political

interest, than for any purpose of literary criticism.

Mr. Hancock (one of those venerated men who signed the act of

independence), in speaking of England, thus expresses himself: “But if

I was possessed of the gift of prophecy, I dare not (except by Divine

command) unfold the leaves on which the destiny of that once powerful

kingdom is inscribed.” It is impossible not to regret that Mr. Hancock

should thus have let “I dare not, wait upon I would.” It would have

been exceedingly edifying to have known beforehand all the terrible

things the republic was about to do for us.

This prophetic orator spoke the modest, yet awful words, above quoted,

nearly sixty years ago; in these latter days men are become bolder, for

in a modern 4th of July oration, Mr. Rush, without waiting, I think,

for Divine command, gives the following amiable portrait of the British

character.

“In looking at Britain, we see a harshness of individual character in

the general view of it, which is perceived and acknowledged by all

Europe; a spirit of unbecoming censure as regards all customs and

institutions not their own; a ferocity in some of their characteristics

of national manners, pervading their very pastimes, which no other

modern people are endued with the blunted sensibility to bear; an

universal self-assumed superiority, not innocently manifesting itself

in speculative sentiments among themselves, but unamiably indulged when

with foreigners, of whatever description, in their own country, or when

they themselves are the temporary sojourners in a foreign country; a

code of criminal law that forgets to feel for human frailty, that

sports with human misfortune, that has shed more blood in deliberate

judicial severity for two centuries past, constantly increasing, too,

in its sanguinary hue, than has ever been sanctioned by the

jurisprudence of any ancient or modern nation, civilized and refined

like herself; the merciless whippings in her army, peculiar to herself

alone, the conspicuous commission and freest acknowledgment of vice in

the upper classes; the overweening distinctions shown to opulence and

birth, so destructive of a sound moral sentiment in the nation, so

baffling to virtue. These are some of the traits that rise up to a

contemplation of the inhabitants of this isle.”

Where is the alchymy that can extract from Captain Hall’s work one

thousandth part of the ill-will contained in this one passage? Yet

America has resounded from shore to shore with execrations against his

barbarous calumnies.

But now we will listen to another tone. Let us see how Americans can

praise. Mr. Everett, in a recent 4th of July oration, speaks thus:—

“We are authorised to assert, that the era of our independence dates

the establishment of the only perfect organization of government.”

Again, “Our government is in its theory perfect, and in its operation

it is perfect also. Thus we have solved the great problem in human

affairs.” And again, “A frame of government perfect in its principles

has been brought down from the airy regions of Utopia, and has found a

local habitation and a name in our country.”

Among my miscellaneous reading, I got hold of an American publication

giving a detailed, and, indeed, an official account of the capture of

Washington by the British, in 1814. An event so long past, and of so

little ultimate importance, is, perhaps, hardly worth alluding to; but

there are some passages in the official documents which I thought very

amusing.

At the very moment of receiving the attack of the British on the

heights of Bladensburgh, there seems to have been a most curious puzzle

among the American generals, as to where they were to be stationed, and

what they were to do. It is stated that the British threw themselves

forward in open order, advancing singly. The American general (Winden)

goes on in his narrative to describe what followed, thus:

“Our advanced riflemen now began to fire, and continued it for half a

dozen rounds, when I observed them to run back to an orchard. They

halted there, and seemed for a moment about returning to their original

position, but in a few moments entirely broke and retired to the left

of Stansburg’s line. The advanced artillery immediately followed the

riflemen.

“The first three or four rockets fired by the enemy were much above the

heads of Stansburg’s line; but the rockets having taken a more

horizontal direction, an universal flight of the centre and left of

this brigade was the consequence. The 5th regiment and the artillery

still remained, and I hoped would prevent the enemy’s approach, but

they advancing singly, their fire annoyed the 5th considerably, when I

ordered it to retire, to put it out of the reach of the enemy. This

order was, however, immediately countermanded, from an aversion to

retire before the necessity became stronger, and from a hope that the

enemy would issue in a body, and enable us to act upon him on terms of

equality. But the enemy’s fire beginning to annoy the 5th still more,

by wounding several of them, and a strong column passing up the road,

and deploying on its left, I ordered them to retire; their retreat

became a flight of absolute and total disorder.”

Of Beall’s regiment, the general gives the following succinct

account—“It gave one or two ineffectual fires and fled.”

In another place he says, piteously,—“The cavalry would do any thing

but charge.”

General Armstrong’s gentle and metaphysical account of the business

was, that—“Without all doubt the determining cause of our disasters is

to be found in the love of life.”

This affair at Washington, which in its result was certainly

advantageous to America, inasmuch as it caused the present beautiful

capitol to be built in the place of the one we burnt, was,

nevertheless, considered as a national calamity at the time. In a

volume of miscellaneous poems I met with one, written with the

patriotic purpose of cheering the country under it; one triplet struck

me as rather alarming for us, however soothing to America.

“Supposing George’s house at Kew

Were burnt, as we intend to do,

Would that be burning England too?”

I think I have before mentioned that no work of mere pleasantry has

hitherto been found to answer; but a recent attempt of the kind as been

made, with what success cannot as yet be decided. The editors are

comedians belonging to the Boston company, and it is entitled “The

American Comic Annual.” It is accompanied by etchings, somewhat in the

manner, but by no means with the spirit of Cruikshank’s. Among the

pleasantries of this lively volume are some biting attacks upon us,

particularly upon our utter incapacity of speaking English. We really

must engage a few American professors, or we shall lose all trace of

classic purity in our language. As a specimen, and rather a favourable

one, of the work, I transcribed an extract from a little piece,

entitled, “Sayings and Doings, a Fragment of a Farce.” One of the

personages of this farce is an English gentleman, a Captain Mandaville,

and among many speeches of the same kind, I selected the following.

Collins’s Ode is the subject of conversation.

“A—r, A—a—a it stroiks me that that you manetion his the hode about

hangger and ope and orror and revenge you know. I’ve eard Mrs. Sitdowns

hencored in it at Common Garden and Doory Lane in the ight of her

poplarity you know. By the boye, hall the hactin in Amareka is werry

orrid. You’re honely in the hinfancy of the istoryonic hart you know;

your performers never haspirate the haitch in sich vords for instance

as hink and hoats, and leave out the _w_ in wice wanity you know; and

make nothink of homittin the _k_ in somethink.”

There is much more in the same style, but, perhaps, this may suffice. I

have given this passage chiefly because it affords an example of the

manner in which the generality of Americans are accustomed to speak of

English pronunciation and phraseology.

It must be remembered, however, here and every where, that this phrase,

“the Americans,” does not include the instructed and travelled portion

of the community.

It would be absurd to swell my little volumes with extracts in proof of

the veracity of their contents, but having spoken of the taste of their

lighter works, and also of the general tone of manners, I cannot

forbear inserting a page from an American annual (The Token), which

purports to give a scene from fashionable life. It is part of a

dialogue between a young lady of the “highest standing” and her

“tutor,” who is moreover her lover, though not yet acknowledged.

“And so you wo’nt tell me,” said she, “what has come over you, and why

you look as grave and sensible as a Dictionary, when, by general

consent, even mine, ‘motley’s the only wear?’”

‘“Am I so grave, Miss Blair?”

‘“Are you so grave, Miss Blair? One would think I had not got my lesson

today. Pray, sir, has the black ox trod upon your toe since we parted?”

‘Philip tried to laugh, but he did not succeed; he bit his lip and was

silent.

‘“I am under orders to entertain you, Mr. Blondel, and if my poor brain

can be made to gird this fairy isle, I shall certainly be obedient. So

I begin with playing the leech. What ails you, sir?”

‘“Miss Blair!” he was going to remonstrate.

‘“Miss Blair! Now, pity. I’m a quack! for whip me, if I know whether

Miss Blair is a fever or an ague. How did you catch it, sir?”

‘“Really, Miss Blair—”

‘“Nay, I see you don’t like doctoring; I give over, and now I’ll be

sensible. It’s a fine day, Mr. Blondel.”

‘“Very.”

‘“A pleasant lane, this, to walk in, if one’s company were agreeable.”

‘“Does Mr. Skefton stay long?” asked Philip, abruptly.

‘“No one knows,”

‘“Indeed! are you so ignorant?”

‘“And why does your wisdom ask that question?”’

In no society in the world can the advantage of travel be so

conspicuous as in America, in other countries a tone of unpretending

simplicity can more than compensate for the absence of enlarged views

or accurate observation; but this tone is not to be found in America,

or if it be, it is only among those who, having looked at that

insignificant portion of the world not included in the Union, have

learnt to know how much is still unknown within the mighty part which

is. For the rest, they all declare, and do in truth believe, that they

only, among the sons of men, have wit and wisdom, and that one of their

exclusive privileges is that of speaking English _elegantly_. There are

two reasons for this latter persuasion; the one is, that the great

majority have never heard any English but their own, except from the

very lowest of the Irish; and the other, that those who have chanced to

find themselves in the society of the few educated English who have

visited America, have discovered that there is a marked difference

between their phrases and accents and those to which they have been

accustomed, whereupon they have, of course, decided that no Englishman

can speak English.

The reviews of America contain some good clear-headed articles; but I

sought in vain for the playful vivacity and the keenly-cutting satire,

whose sharp edge, however painful to the patient, is of such high

utility in lopping off the excrescences of bad taste, and levelling to

its native clay the heavy growth of dulness. Still less could I find

any trace of that graceful familiarity of learned allusion and general

knowledge which mark the best European reviews, and which make one feel

in such perfectly good company while perusing them. But this is a tone

not to be found either in the writings or conversation of Americans; as

distant from pedantry as from ignorance, it is not learning itself, but

the effect of it; and so pervading and subtle is its influence that it

may be traced in the festive halls and gay drawing-rooms of Europe as

certainly as in the cloistered library or student’s closet; it is,

perhaps, the last finish of highly-finished society.

A late American Quarterly has an article on a work of Dr. Von Schmidt

Phiseldek, from which I made an extract, as a curious sample of the

dreams they love to batten on.

Dr. Von Phiseldek (not Fiddlestick), who is not only a doctor of

philosophy, but a knight of Dannebrog to boot, has never been in

America, but he has written a prophecy, showing that the United States

must and will govern the whole world, because they are so very big, and

have so much uncultivated territory; he prophesies that an union will

take place between North and South America, which will give a

death-blow to Europe, at no distant period; though he modestly adds

that he does not pretend to designate the precise period at which this

will take place. This Danish prophecy, as may be imagined, enchants the

reviewer. He exhorts all people to read Dr. Phiseldek’s book, because

“nothing but good can come of such contemplations of the future, and

because it is eminently calculated to awaken the most lofty

anticipations of the destiny which awaits them, and will serve to

impress upon the nation the necessity of being prepared for such high

destiny.” In another place the reviewer bursts out, “America, young as

she is, has become already the beacon, the patriarch of the struggling

nations of the world;” and afterwards adds, It would be departing from

the natural order of things, and the ordinary operations of the great

scheme of Providence, it would be shutting our ears to the voice of

experience, and our eyes to the inevitable connexion of causes and

their effects, were we to reject the extreme probability, not to say

_moral certainty_, that the old world is destined to receive its

influences in future from the new.” There are twenty pages of this

article, but I will only give one passage more; it is an instance of

the sort of reasoning by which American citizens persuade themselves

that the glory of Europe is, in reality, her reproach. “Wrapped up in a

sense of his superiority, the European reclines at home, shining in his

borrowed plumes, derived from the product of every corner of the earth,

and the industry of every portion of its inhabitants, with which his

own natural resources would never have invested him, he continues

revelling in enjoyments which nature has denied him.”

The American Quarterly deservedly holds the highest place in their

periodical literature, and, therefore, may be fairly quoted as striking

the keynote for the chorus of public opinion. Surely it is nationality

rather than patriotism which leads it thus to speak in scorn of the

successful efforts of enlightened nations to win from every corner of

the earth the riches which nature has scattered over it.

The incorrectness of the press is very great; they make strange work in

the reprints of French and Italian; and the Latin, I suspect, does not

fare much better: I believe they do not often meddle with Greek.

With regard to the fine arts, their paintings, I think, are quite as

good, or rather better, than might be expected from the patronage they

receive; the wonder is that any man can be found with courage enough to

devote himself to a profession in which he has so little chance of

finding a maintenance. The trade of a carpenter opens an infinitely

better prospect; and this is so well known, that nothing but a genuine

passion for the art could beguile any one to pursue it. The entire

absence of every means of improvement, and effectual study, is

unquestionably the cause why those who manifest this devotion cannot

advance farther. I heard of one young artist, whose circumstances did

not permit his going to Europe, but who being nevertheless determined

that his studies should, as nearly as possible, resemble those of the

European academies, was about to commence drawing the human figure, for

which purpose he had provided himself with a thin silk dress, in which

to clothe his models, as no one of any station, he said, could be found

who would submit to sit as a model without clothing.

It was at Alexandria that I saw what I consider as the best picture by

an American artist that I met with. The subject was Hagar and Ishmael.

It had recently arrived from Rome, where the painter, a young man of

the name of Chapman, had been studying for three years. His mother told

me that he was twenty-two years of age, and passionately devoted to the

art; should he, on returning to his country, receive sufficient

encouragement to keep his ardour and his industry alive, I think I

shall hear of him again.

Much is said about the universal diffusion of education in America, and

a vast deal of genuine admiration is felt and expressed at the progress

of mind throughout the Union. They believe themselves in all sincerity

to have surpassed, to be surpassing, and to be about to surpass, the

whole earth in the intellectual race. I am aware that not a single word

can be said, hinting a different opinion, which will not bring down a

transatlantic anathema on my head; yet the subject is too interesting

to be omitted. Before I left England I remember listening, with much

admiration, to an eloquent friend, who deprecated our system of public

education, as confining the various and excursive faculties of our

children to one beaten path, paying little or no attention to the

peculiar powers of the individual.

This objection is extremely plausible, but doubts of its intrinsic

value must, I think, occur to every one who has marked the result of a

different system throughout the United States.

From every enquiry I could make, and I took much pains to obtain

accurate information, it appeared that much is attempted, but very

little beyond reading, writing, and bookkeeping, is thoroughly

acquired. Were we to read a prospectus of the system pursued in any of

our public schools and that of a first-rate seminary in America, we

should be struck by the confined scholastic routine of the former, when

compared to the varied and expansive scope of the latter; but let the

examination go a little farther, and I believe it will be found that

the old fashioned school discipline of England has produced something

higher, and deeper too, than that which roars so loud, and thunders in

the index.

They will not afford to let their young men study till two or three and

twenty, and it is therefore declared, _ex cathedra Americana_, to be

unnecessary. At sixteen, often much earlier, education ends, and

money-making begins; the idea that more learning is necessary than can

be acquired by that time, is generally ridiculed as obsolete monkish

bigotry; added to which, if the seniors willed a more prolonged

discipline, the juniors would refuse submission. When the money-getting

begins, leisure ceases, and all of lore which can be acquired

afterwards, is picked up from novels, magazines, and newspapers.

At what time can the taste be formed? How can a correct and polished

style, even of speaking, be acquired? or when can the fruit of the two

thousand years of past thinking be added to the native growth of

American intellect? These are the tools, if I may so express myself,

which our elaborate system of school discipline puts into the hands of

our scholars; possessed of these, they may use them in whatever

direction they please afterwards, they can never be an incumbrance.

No people appear more anxious to excite admiration and receive applause

than the Americans, yet none take so little trouble, or make so few

sacrifices to obtain it. This may answer among themselves, but it will

not with the rest of the world; individual sacrifices must be made, and

national economy enlarged, before America can compete with the old

world in taste, learning, and liberality.

The reception of General Lafayette is the one single instance in which

the national pride has overcome the national thrift; and this was

clearly referrible to the one single feeling of enthusiasm of which

they appear capable, namely, the triumph of their successful struggle

for national independence. But though this feeling will be universally

acknowledged as a worthy and lawful source of triumph and of pride, it

will not serve to trade upon for ever, as a fund of glory and high

station among the nations. Their fathers were colonists; they fought

stoutly, and became an independent people. Success and admiration, even

the admiration of those whose yoke they had broken, cheered them while

living, still sheds a glory round their remote and untitled sepulchres,

and will illumine the page of their history for ever.

Their children inherit the independence; they inherit too the honour of

being the sons of brave fathers; but this will not give them the

reputation at which they aim, of being scholars and gentlemen, nor will

it enable them to sit down for evermore to talk of their glory, while

they drink mint julap and chew tobacco, swearing by the beard of

Jupiter (or some other oath) that they are very graceful, and

agreeable, and, moreover abusing every body who does not cry out Amen!

To doubt that talent and mental power of every kind exist in America

would be absurd; why should it not? But in taste and learning they are

woefully deficient; and it is this which renders them incapable of

graduating a scale by which to measure themselves. Hence arises that

over weening complacency and self-esteem, both national and individual,

which at once renders them so extremely obnoxious to ridicule, and so

peculiarly restive under it.

If they will scorn the process by which other nations have become what

they avowedly intend to be, they must rest satisfied with the praise

and admiration they receive from each other; and turning a deaf ear to

the criticism of the old world, consent to be their own prodigious

great reward.”

Alexandria has its churches, chapels, and conventicles as abundantly,

in proportion to its size, as any city in the Union. I visited most of

them, and in the Episcopal and Catholic heard the services performed

quietly and reverently.

The best sermon, however, that I listened to, was in a Methodist

church, from the mouth of a Piquot Indian. It was impossible not be

touched by the simple sincerity of this poor man. He gave a picture

frightfully eloquent of the decay of his people under the united

influence of the avarice and intemperance of the white men. He

described the effect of the religious feeling which had recently found

its way among them as most salutary. The purity of his moral feeling,

and the sincerity of his sympathy with his forest brethren, made it

unquestionable that he must be the most valuable priest who could

officiate for them. His English was very correct, and his pronunciation

but slightly tinctured by native accent.

While we were still in the neighbourhood of Washington, a most violent

and unprecedented schism occurred in the cabinet. The four secretaries

of State all resigned, leaving General Jackson to manage the queer

little state barge alone.

Innumerable contradictory statements appeared upon this occasion in the

papers, and many a cigar was thrown aside, ere half consumed, that the

disinterested politician might give breath to his cogitations on this

extraordinary event; but not all the eloquence of all the smokers, nor

even the ultradiplomatic expositions which appeared from the seceding

secretaries themselves, could throw any light on the mysterious

business. It produced, however, the only tolerable caricature I ever

saw in the country. It represents the President seated alone in his

cabinet, wearing a look of much discomfiture, and making great

exertions to detain one of four rats, who are running off, by placing

his foot on the tail. The rats’ heads bear a very sufficient

resemblance to the four ex-ministers. General Jackson, it seems, had

requested Mr. Van Buren, the Secretary of State, to remain in office

till his place was supplied; this gave occasion to a _bon mot_ from his

son, who, being asked when his father would be in New York, replied,

“When the President takes off his foot.”

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