THE VICAR'S MISGIVINGS.
Mrs Steele, the Vicar's wife--a refined, shy little woman, somewhat
austere in self-discipline and her own devotional exercises, but
incapable of harsh judgment upon any other living soul--had spent
Bank Holiday in writing letters and addressing them (from a list
drawn up in long consultation with her husband) to "women-workers" of
all denominations in the parish, inviting them to meet in the
Vicarage drawing-room at 3.30 P.M. on Wednesday, to discuss "what
steps (if any) could be taken to form sewing-parties, ambulance
classes, &c.," and later to partake of afternoon tea.
The list was a depressing one, and not only because it included the
names of Mrs Polsue and Miss Oliver. "It makes my heart sink," Mrs
Steele confessed. "I hadn't realised till now, dear, how lonely we
are--after five years, too--in this parish. Three out of every four
are Nonconformists. It seems absurd, my taking the chair," she added
wistfully. "Most likely they will wonder--even if they don't ask
outright--what business I have to be showing the lead in this way."
The Vicar kissed his wife. "Let them wonder. And if they ask--but
they won't, being west-country and well-mannered--I shall be here to
answer."
"I wish you would answer them before they start to ask. That would
be running no risks. A few words from you, just to explain and put
them at their ease--"
He laughed. "Cunning woman!" said he, addressing an invisible
audience. "She means, 'to put _her_ at her ease,' by my taking over
the few well-chosen remarks expected of the chairwoman. . . .
My dear, I know you will be horribly nervous, and it would be easy
enough for me to do the talking. But I am not going to, and for two
reasons. To begin with, you will do it better--"
"My _dear_ Robert!"
"Twice as effectively--and all the more effectively if you contrive
to break down. _That_ would conciliate them at once; for it would be
evident proof that you disliked the job."
"I don't quite see."
"The religion of these good people very largely consists in shaping
their immortal souls against the grain: and I admire it, in a sense,
though on the whole it's not comparable with ours, which works
towards God by love through a natural felicity. Still, it is
disciplinary, and this country will have great use for it in the next
few months. To do everything you dislike, and to do it thoroughly,
will carry you quite a long way in war-time. The point at which
Protestantism becomes disreputable is when you so far yield to loving
your neighbour that you start chastising his sins to the neglect of
your own. I have never quite understood why charity should begin at
home, but I am sure that discipline ought to: and I sometimes think
it ought to stay there."
"That Mrs Polsue has such a disapproving face! . . . I wonder she
ever brought herself to marry."
"If you had only been following my argument, Agatha, you would see
that probably she had no time for repugnance, being preoccupied in
getting the poor fellow to do what he disliked. . . . Secondly--"
"Oh! A sermon!"
"Secondly," pursued the Vicar with firmness, "this War is so great a
business that, to my mind, it just swallows up--effaces--all scruples
and modesties and mock-modesties about precedence and the like.
If any one sees a job that wants doing, and a way to put it through,
he will simply have no time to be humble and let another man step
before him. The jealousies and the broken pieces of Etiquette can be
left to be picked up after the smoke has cleared away; and by that
time, belike, they will have cleared away with the smoke. Do you
remember that old story of Hans Andersen's, about the gale that
altered the signboards? Well, I prophesy that a good many signboards
will be altered by this blow, up and down England, perhaps even in
our little parish. If it teach us at all to see things as they are,
we shall all be known, the rest of our lives, for what we proved
ourselves to be in 1914."
"I saw in this morning's paper," said Mrs Steele, "that over at Troy
they have an inn called the King of Prussia, and the Mayor and
Corporation think of changing its name."
"Yes," said her husband gravely; "the Kaiser wrote to the Town Clerk
suggesting the Globe as more appropriate: but the Town Council, while
willing to make some alteration, is divided between the Blue Boar and
the Boot. . . . But that reminds me. If I am to attend your meeting,
let us call in the Wesleyan Minister as a set-off. There's nothing
makes a Woman's Meeting so womanly as a sprinkling of ministers of
religion."
"Robert, you are talking odiously, and you know it. I hate people to
be satirical or sarcastic. To begin with, I never understand what
they mean, so that I am helpless as well as uncomfortable."
The Vicar had taken a step or two to the bay-window, where, with
hands thrust within his trouser-pockets, he stood staring gloomily
out on the bright flower-beds that, next to the comeliness and order
of her ministering to the Church--garnishing of the altar, lustration
of the holy vessels, washing and mending of vestments,--were the
pride of Mrs Steele's life.
"See how the flowers, as at parade,
Under their colours stand display'd:
Each regiment in order grows,
That of the tulip, pink, and rose.--
O thou, that dear and happy Isle,
The garden of the world erstwhile,
Thou Paradise of the four seas
Which Heaven planted us to please,
But, to exclude the world, did guard
With wat'ry, if not flaming, sword;
Unhappy! shall we never more
That sweet militia restore?
When gardens only had their towers,
And all the garrisons were flowers. . . ."
He murmured Marvell's lines to himself and, with a shake of the
shoulders coming out of his brown study, swung round to the
writing-table again.
"Dear, I beg your pardon! . . . The truth is, I feel savage with
myself: and, being a condemned non-combatant, I vented it on the most
sensitive soul I could find, knowing it to be gentle, and taking care
(as you say) to catch and render it helpless." He groaned.
"Yes, yes--I am a brute! Even now I am using that same tone which
you detest. You do right to detest it. But will it comfort you a
little to know that when a man takes that tone, often enough it's
because he too feels helpless as well as angry? 'Mordant' is the
word, I believe: which means that the poor fool bites _you_ to get
his teeth into himself."
She rose from her writing-chair and touched him by the arm.
"Robert!" she appealed.
"Oh, yes--'What is the matter with me?' . . . Nothing--or, in other
words, Everything--that is to say, this War."
"It's terrible, of course; but I don't see--" She broke off.
"Is it the War itself that upsets you, or the little we can do to
help? If _that's_ your trouble, why, of course it was silly of me to
worry you just now about my being nervous of facing these people.
But we're only at the beginning--"
"Agatha!" The Vicar drew a hand from his pocket, laid it on his
wife's shoulder, and looked her in the eyes. "Don't I know that, if
the call came, you would face a platoon? It's I who am weak.
This War--" He stared out of the window again.
"It is a just War, if ever there was one. . . . Robert, you don't
doubt _that_, surely! Forced on us--Why, you yourself used to warn
me, when I little heeded, that the Germans were preparing it, that
'the Day' must come sooner or later: for they would have it so."
"That's true enough."
"So positive about it as you were then, proving to me that their
Naval Estimates could spell nothing else! . . . And now that it has
come, what is the matter with _us?_ Have _we_ provoked it? Have
_we_ torn up treaties? Had you, a week ago--had any one we know-the
smallest desire for it?"
"Before God, we had not. The English people--I will swear to it, in
this corner of the land--had no more quarrel with the Germans than I
have with you at this moment. Why, we saw how the first draft--the
Naval Reservists--went off last Sunday. In a kind of stupor, they
were. But wars are made by Governments, Agatha; never by peoples."
"And our Government--much as I detest them for their behaviour to the
Welsh Church--our Government worked for peace up to the last."
"I honestly believe they did. I am sure they did . . . up to the
last, as you say. The question is, _Were they glad or sorry when
they didn't bring it off?_"
"Robert!"
"I am trying--as we shall all have to try--to look at things as they
are. This trouble has been brewing ever since the South African War,
. . . and for ten years at least Germany has been shaping up for a
quarrel which we have hoped to decline. On a hundred points of
preparation they are ready and we are not; they have probably sown
this idle nation with their spies as they sowed France before 1870:
they make no more bones about a broken oath or two to-day than they
made about forging the Ems telegram. They are an unpleasant race,--
the North Germans, at least--and an uncivilised--"
"They make the most appalling noises with their soup. . . . Do you
remember that German baron at the _table d'hote_ at Genoa?"
"The point is that, with all their thoroughness in plotting, they
have no _savoir faire_; they are educated beyond the capacity of
their breeding; and the older, lazier, civilised nations have--as the
saying is--caught the barbarian stiff. It is--as you choose to look
at it--a tragedy of tactlessness or a triumph of tact; and for our
time, anyway, the last word upon the Church of Christ--call it
Eastern or Western, Roman, Lutheran, or Anglican."
Mrs Steele looked at her husband earnestly. "If you believe that--"
"But I do believe it," he interrupted.
"If you believe that," she persisted, "I can understand your
doubting, even despairing over a hundred things. . . . But below it
all I feel that you are angry with something deeper."
"Eh?"
"With something in yourself."
"Yes, you're right," he answered savagely. "You shall know what it
is," said he, on the instant correcting himself to tenderness, "when
I've taken hat and stick and gone out and wrestled with it."
As luck would have it, on his way down the hill he encountered Mr
Hambly, and delivered his message.
"The notion is that we form a small Emergency Committee. Here at
home, in the next few weeks or months, many things will want doing.
For the most important, we must keep an eye on the wives and families
whose breadwinners have gone off to fight; see that they get their
allotments of pay and separation allowances; and administer as wisely
as we can the relief funds that are already being started. Also the
ladies will desire, no doubt, to form working-parties, make hospital
shirts, knit socks, tear and roll lint for bandages. My wife even
suggests an ambulance class; and I have written to Mant, at St
Martin's, who may be willing to come over (say) once a week and teach
us the rudiments of 'First Aid' on the chance--a remote one, I own--
that one of these days we may get a boat-load of wounded at Polpier.
I'll admit, too, that all these preparations may well strike you as
petty, and even futile. But they may be good, anyhow, for our own
souls' health. They will give us a sense of helping."
Mr Hambly took off his spectacles and wiped them, for his eyes were
moist. "Do you know," said he, smiling, "that I was on my way to
visit you with a very similar proposal? . . . Now, as you are a good
thirty years younger than I, and, moreover, have been springing
downhill while I have been toiling laboriously up--" He glanced down
at his club foot.
--"That I took duty for you and did the long-windedness," put in the
Vicar with a laugh. "And I haven't quite finished yet. The idea is
(I should add) that, as in politics, so with our religious
differences, we all declare a truce of God. In Heaven's name let us
all pull together for once and forget our separation of creeds!"
The Minister rubbed his eyes gently; for the trouble, after all,
seemed to be with them and not with his spectacles.
"And I ought to add," said he, "that the first suggestion of such a
Committee came from the ladies of my congregation. The only credit I
can claim is for a certain obstinacy in resisting those who would
have confined the effort to our Society. . . . Most happily I managed
to prevail--and it was none the easier because I happen just now to
be a little out of odour with some of the more influential members of
what I suppose must be termed my 'flock.'"
"Yes: I heard that your sermon last Sunday had caused a scandal.
What was it you said? That, in a breakdown of Christianity like the
present, we might leave talk of the public-houses and usefully
consider Sunday closing of churches and chapels--or something of the
sort."
"Was it in that form the report reached you?" the Minister asked with
entire gravity. "There is an epigrammatist abroad in Polpier, and I
have never been able to trace him--or her. But it is the truth--and
it may well have leaked out in my discourse--that I feel our services
to have lost their point and our ministrations their savour. . . .
I--I beg your pardon," he corrected himself: "I should have said
'_my_ ministrations.'"
"Not at all. . . . Do you suppose I have not been feeling with you--
that all our business has suddenly turned flat, stale, unprofitable?"
"It is a natural discouragement. . . . Let us own it to none until we
have found our hearts again. I see now that even that hint of it in
my sermon was a momentary lapse of loyalty. Meanwhile I clutch on
this proposal of yours. It will give us all what we most want--a
sense of being useful."
The Vicar stepped back a pace and eyed him. Then, on an impulse--
"Hambly," he said, "you have to hear Confession. I am going to tell
you something I have kept secret even from my wife. . . . I have
written to the Bishop asking his permission to volunteer for
service."
"May God bring you safely back, my friend! If I were younger. . . .
And the Army will want chaplains."
"But I am not offering myself as a chaplain."
"How, then?"
"I am asking leave to _fight_. . . . Don't stare, man; and don't
answer me until you have heard my reasons. Well, you have read your
newspaper and must have noted how, all over Britain, the bishops,
clergy, and ministers of all denominations are turning themselves
into recruiting sergeants and urging men to fight. You note how they
preach this War as a War in defence of Law, in defence of Right
against Might, a War for the cause of humanity, a War for an ideal.
In to-day's paper it has even become a War against War. . . .
Well, if all this be true, why should I as a priest be denied my
share in the crusade? Why should I be forbidden to lay down my life
in what is, to these people, so evidently my Master's service?
Why should it be admirable--nay, a fundamental of manhood--in Tom and
Dick and Harry to play the Happy Warrior life-size, but reprehensible
in _me?_ Or again, look at it in _this_ way.--You and I, as
ministers of the Gospel, have gone about preaching it (pretty
ineffectively, to be sure) for a Gospel of Peace. Well now, if these
fellows are right, it turns out that we have been wrong all the time,
and the sooner we make amends, by carrying a gun, the better.
Any way--priest or no priest--I have in me certain scruples which
deter me from telling Tom or Dick or Harry to take a gun and kill a
man, and from scolding him if he is not quick about it, while I
myself am not proposing to take the risk or earn the undying honour--
or the guilt--whichever it may be."
"My mind moves slowly," said the Minister after a pause, during
which the Vicar drew breath. "And often, when confronted in a hurry
with an argument which I dislike but see no present way to
controvert, I fall back for moral support on the tone of the
disputant. . . . I have a feeling at this moment that you are in the
wrong, somewhere and somehow, because you are talking like an angry
man."
"So my wife assured me, half an hour ago. . . . Then let me put it
differently and with a sweet reasonableness. If this War be a Holy
War, why may I not share actively in it? Or on what principle, if
the military use of weapons be right for a layman, should it be wrong
for a clergyman? What differentiates us?"
"In a vague way," said the Minister, "I see that a great deal may
differentiate you. Suppose, now, I were to ask what separates you
from a layman, that you should have a right, which you deny him, to
pronounce the Absolution. You will answer me, and in firm faith,
that by a laying-on of hands you have inherited--in direct succession
from the Apostles--a certain particular virtue. You know me well
enough by this time to be sure that, while doubting your claim, I
respect its sincerity. . . . It is a claim, at least, which has
silently endured through some hundreds of generations of men, to
reassert itself quietly, times and again, after many hundreds of
accesses of human madness. . . . I do not press the validity of my
mission, which derives what sanction it may merely from a general
spiritual tradition of the race. But yours is special, you say; by
it _you_ are consecrated, separated, reserved. Then if you are
reserved to absolve men of their sins, may you not be rightly
reserved against sharing in their combats?"
"I am hot," the Vicar acknowledged; "and in my heat the most I can
manage is sarcasm. But I have the grace to hope that in process of
time I shall acquire the sweeter temper of irony."
A dull thud shook the atmosphere overhead, and was followed some four
seconds later by another and louder reverberation. The two men,
startled for a moment, smiled as they collected their thoughts.
"That means security, not danger."
"Gun-practice. We were warned of it by advertisement in this
morning's paper. A 9.4-inch gun, by the sound of it--and there goes
another! A battle-cruiser at least!--Shall we walk out to the cliffs
for a sight of her?"