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(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks._)

Mr. Maurice Hewlett's latest volume, _Frey and His Wife_ (WARD, LOCK),

suffers from the defect of being in reality a long short story puffed

out to the dimensions of a short novel; and in consequence, even with

large type--most grateful to the reviewing eye; Heaven forbid I should

complain of that!--and a blank page between each chapter, it has

considerable difficulty in filling its volume. It is a tale of antique

Iceland and Norway. The first part, which is really padding and has

nothing whatever to do with _Frey_ or his matrimonial affairs, treats of

one _Ogmund_, who was called _Ogmund Dint_, for the very good reason

that he had been literally dinted as to the skull. It was done by a

gentleman named _Halward_. Everybody naturally expected _Ogmund_ to dint

back; but he was something of a conscientious objector in the matter of

face-to-face dinting, and being too proud for vulgar conflict he bided

his time till he could cut _Halward_'s throat with the minimum of

personal inconvenience. End of padding and appearance of _Frey_. There

is a picture of _Frey_ on the cover by Mr. MAURICE GREIFFENHAGEN. You

know already what the GREIFFENHAGEN vikings are like--high-coloured,

well developed and (if I dare say it) sometimes a trifle wooden. _Frey_

indeed looked so very wooden that in my foolish ignorance I was tempted

to protest. But the astonishing fact is that Frey was not only wooden in

appearance, but in actuality. How then could he have for wife a slip of

a sixteen-year-old maid that you may have met before in Mr HEWLETT's

romances? This however is the real story, which (pardon me) I do not

mean to tell. If it is no tremendous matter, it will at least please an

idle hour, which will be almost time enough for you to enjoy every word

of it.

_These Lynnekers_ (CASSELL) is yet another example of the "family" novel

whose increasing popularity I have lately noticed. It is a clever and

interesting story--the name of Mr. J. D. BERESFORD assured me in advance

that it would be--and, when it is finished, the characters go on living

and speaking in one's mind, which is, I suppose, a sound proof of their

vitality. Yet in a sense vitality was just what most of the _Lynneker_

tribe chiefly lacked. They were an ancient and honourable house,

country-born to the third and fourth generation, and all of them far too

conventional and apathetic and fuss-hating ever to follow any but the

line of least resistance. All of them, that is, except _Dickie_, who was

the youngest of his father's numerous progeny, and in more senses than

one a sport. How _Dickie_ released himself from the shackles of family

tradition, how he grew up and bustled things about, and generally made a

real instead of a conventional success--this is the matter of the tale.

All the characters are well-drawn, and about _Dickie_ himself there is a

compelling virility that rushes you along in his rather tempestuous

wake. I am not sure that I altogether believe in his attitude towards

the question of sex. He appeared to think generally too little, and on

occasions remarkably too much, about it. Also the painful detail with

which the author lingers over the death of old _Canon Lynneker_ (that

attractive and human figure of ecclesiastical gentility) roused me to

resentment. When will our novelists learn that, as regards the physical

side of mortality, reticence is by far the better part of realism? This

marred a little my pleasure in a story for whose quality and workmanship

I should else have nothing but praise.

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In _To Ruhleben--and Back_ (CONSTABLE), Mr. GEOFFREY PYKE has such a

fine yarn to spin of his foolhardy proceeding in walking right into the

eagle's beak as correspondent for an English newspaper, at the end of

September, 1914, and (after some months' solitary confinement in Berlin

and his transfer to the civilian prisoners' miserable internment camp at

Ruhleben) walking right out of it again, that one can forgive him for

spreading his elbows for a piece of expansive writing when he was safe

home. To tell the truth he writes extraordinarily well; one's only

feeling is that the simplest idiom would be best for such an amazing

narrative, and Mr. PYKE is too young and too clever (both charmingly

venial faults) to write simply. When I tell you that this persistent

youngster, hardly out of his teens, patiently worked out a plan of

escape which depended for its efficacy on an optical illusion (the

precise secret of which he does not give away), and with his friend, Mr.

EDWARD FALK, a District Commissioner from Nigeria, part tramped, part

_bummel-zugged_ the two hundred and fifty miles or so from Ruhleben to

the Dutch frontier, disguised as tourists, with a kit openly bought at

WERTHEIM's, living, when marketing became too dangerous, on potatoes and

other roots burglariously digged from the fields at dark, you will

gather that this is some adventure. But I am afraid the publication will

not assist any other prisoners at Ruhleben to escape. It is pleasant to

note that the Commandant of the Camp, VON TAUBB, was a sportsman and

none too thickly tarred with the brush of Prussian efficiency; and that

the Governor, GRAF SCHWERIN, threatened resignation if a no-smoking

order, sent from headquarters, were insisted on. Indeed, the fact that

our young friend was not shot out of hand must stand as a small entry on

the credit side, not inconveniently crowded, of Prussia's account in the

recording angel's ledger.

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In _A Frenchwoman's Notes on the War_ (CONSTABLE) Mademoiselle CLAIRE DE

PRATZ discourses pleasantly and patriotically of sundry effects of the

War on French life and character. She is excusably proud of the part

which her fellow-countrywomen have played. The women of France seem to

have accomplished to admiration what we in England are only beginning to

understand. Quietly, almost automatically, Frenchwomen have slipped into

the men's vacant places and carried on the work of the country. The

industry and resourcefulness of the average Frenchwoman are proverbial,

but the author ascribes the peculiar readiness they have displayed at

the present time largely to compulsory military service, as well as to

the Frenchman's habit of discussing his work with his wife and daughters

and awakening their interest in it. Thus, when the local paperhanger was

called to the colours his wife repapered the author's country cottage

"quite as efficiently"; and thrilling indeed is the account of the

gallantry of one intrepid woman who, when the German Staff entered an

important town (from which the Mayor and Municipal Council had fled),

resisted their demand for a large war ransom. Widow of a former Senator

of the Department, she "alone remained, the sole representative of

officialdom." "We want to see the Mayor," said the invaders. "_Le Maire?

C'est moi!_" was the reply. "Then kindly direct us to some members of

the Municipal Council." "_Le Conseil Municipal? C'est moi!_" We are told

that the Teutonic officials were amazed--and no wonder. But in the end

they were forced to go without the money, and the town and its defender

were left in peace. I commend _A Frenchwoman's Notes on the War_ as a

most inspiriting record of what women can do; though the author

magnanimously admits that, "for the callings of the coal-heaver and the

furniture-remover," men, even in France, are still indispensable.

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[Illustration: A PEACE WEDDING.

UNIQUE SOCIAL FUNCTION WHICH TOOK PLACE AT LITTLE PUDDLETHORPE, HERTS,

LAST WEEK.]

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For novels which require a guide to conduct me through them I confess

weariness, but in _That Woman from Java_ (HURST AND BLACKETT) I found

the glossary less fatiguing hero. Things were going badly for _Mrs.

Hamilton_ in the divorce case, "_Hamilton v. Hamilton_, co-respondent

_King_," when the judge broke down. That might have happened to any

judge, but, although I can follow the judicial _Bruce_ quite easily to

his sick bed, I cannot believe that he would, on his recovery, have

refrained from finding out how the case ended. Apparently being in love

with _Mrs. Hamilton_, he did not dare to enquire what happened; but a

more plausible explanation of his unenterprising conduct seems to be

that he had only to act like an ordinary man and the rather sandy

foundations on which E. HARDINGHAM QUINN's story are built would have

collapsed. Here in fact we have a tale in which the main complications

are caused by the characters behaving with a total lack of what the

Americans call horse-sense. But if you can get by this difficulty you

will admire, as I did, the reticence with which the troubles of the much

misunderstood heroine are told, and also admit that the colour of Java

has been vividly conveyed.

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