You should hear these musical instruments throw off "Yankee-doodle."

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[Illustration: _Servant._ "I CAN'T GET THIS 'ERE TAIL LIGHT TO BURN,

SIR."

_Country Doctor._ "OH, NEVER MIND. WE'RE ONLY GOING HOME, AND I'VE GOT

THE CONSTABLE SAFE IN BED WITH LUMBAGO."]

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