"There is hope," said the large man, "that the trouble may not last
beyond the duration of the War. But we shan't feel that we've made a
fair start until we've cured him of getting up in the night and tapping
his artificial teeth with a button-hook. He fancies he's dictating
'Answers to Correspondents.'"
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Clerical Candour.
"In order to satisfy my mind I spent over two hours in a certain
cinema ... Frankly I was disappointed. I saw nothing which could
in any way be called indecent."
_The Rev. F. H. GILLINGHAM, in "The Weekly Dispatch."_
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[Illustration: AN UNEASY CONSCIENCE.
"WELL, I'M OFF TO MY DRESSMAKER'S. I CAN'T SIT HERE ANY LONGER BEING
ECONOMISED AT BY THAT GIRL'S CLOTHES."]
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