CHAPTER II

Headquarters of the 88th Regiment—Its losses from sickness—Unhealthy

state of the country—The British army leaves the Alemtejo—General

Picton takes the command of the 3rd Division—Remarks on the

general’s conduct—His apology to Colonel Wallace—The Connaught Boy

and the goat.

The 88th at this period, although one of the strongest and most

effective regiments in the army, did not count more than five hundred

bayonets. The fatigues of the late campaign, and the unhealthiness and

debility of many of the soldiers in consequence, caused a material

diminution in our ranks; added to this, the country in the neighbourhood

of the Guadiana was swampy and damp, and what between ague, dysentery,

and fever, the hospitals were in a few weeks overstocked. Not less than

ten thousand were on the sick list, or about one-third of the entire

force, as borne on the muster-rolls; and there was a great paucity of

medical officers; many of those had been left at Talavera with the

wounded, that were of necessity obliged to be abandoned, and others,

either catching the contagion that raged throughout the country, or

infected by their close attendance in the hospitals, were lost to us.

The consequence was that the men and officers died daily by tens and

fifteens, and this mortality was not confined to the old soldiers alone,

for the young militia men, who now joined the army from England,

suffered equally with those who were half starved on the retreat from

Talavera, and during the occupation of the bridge of Arzobispo. For

several days the rations of those soldiers consisted of half a pound of

wheat, _in the grain_, a few ounces of flour twice in the week, and a

quarter of a pound of goat’s flesh; and regiments which a few weeks

before were capable of exertions that were never equalled during the

remainder of the Peninsular contest, were now unable to go through an

ordinary march.

It was not to be wondered at that men who had so suffered should be now

attacked with disease when all excitement was over, and a reaction of

the system was the natural consequence; but the young men who joined

from England at this period could not be so classed, and as it was

manifest that the air of the country was unwholesome, Lord Wellington

decided upon marching his army to the north-eastern frontier; yet before

quitting the Alemtejo it was necessary that the safety of Seville should

be guaranteed by a sufficient Spanish force.

Early in December the army left the Alemtejo, and by the first week in

January the 3rd Division was distributed in the different villages in

the neighbourhood of Trancoso. The villages of Alverca and Frayadas,

distant about two miles from each other, were allotted for the 88th

Regiment. Midway between the two was a plain of considerable extent, and

upon this plain the regiment exercised every day for several hours.

At the end of six weeks Colonel Wallace had his battalion in the most

perfect state of discipline that it is possible to conceive; the men

left in hospital were speedily joining the ranks, and the stragglers

which were from necessity left behind in the north of Portugal were now

coming in fast to their different regiments. It may be remembered that

the troops commanded by Lord Beresford in the spring of 1809 suffered

great fatigues in their advance through the province of Tras os Montes;

the 88th Regiment formed a portion of this force.

The best-regulated army during a campaign, even if carried on under the

most favourable circumstances, always becomes more or less relaxed in

its discipline; and when it is considered that the wreck of the 88th

Regiment, after its capture at Buenos Ayres, was made up by drafts from

the second battalion, that a few short months only were allowed it to

recruit and reorganise before it was again employed in Portugal, it may

be matter of regret, but certainly not of surprise, that it did not form

an exception to the general rule.[2] Many stragglers were left behind.

Some preferred remaining with the Portuguese, and never joined the army

again. Nevertheless, many of the good soldiers who had been worn down by

fatigue and were obliged to make a short stay, soon rallied, followed

the track of their different regiments, and joined them by sixes and

sevens. Others of a different stamp preferred remaining where they were,

and continued under the hospitable roofs that had given them shelter,

and made themselves useful to the inhabitants by assisting them to till

their fields and gardens. Others, fatigued with the sameness of the

scene, went through the country under pretence of seeking their

different regiments, and in many instances committed acts that were

disgraceful; and, strange to say, not the slightest effort was made to

look after those stragglers and collect them.

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Footnote 2:

The Wellington despatches for the summer of 1809 contain two angry

notes to Donkin, the brigadier commanding the 87th and 88th,

concerning the vast number of men absent from the ranks.

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[Illustration:

_Lieut. Gen. Sir T. Picton, G.C.B._

London, Edward Arnold, 1902.

]

Several of these men were shot by the peasants, while others were made

prisoners and were marched by the militia of the country to the nearest

British depôt. There they were either flogged, hanged, or shot,

according to the nature of their different offences. Others were sent

under escorts to whatever corps they belonged. All this relaxation of

discipline commenced, as we have shown, in the early part of 1809, while

the regiments of which those marauders formed a portion, between that

period and the end of the year, had marched over hundreds of miles,

fought a battle in the heart of Spain, occupied a line of posts on the

Guadiana, and finally, after the lapse of ten months, took up new ground

on the north-eastern frontier of Portugal.

It was at this time, and when the 3rd Division were stationed as has

been described, that General Picton joined the army. It would be

impossible to deny that a very strong dislike towards the General was

prevalent. His conduct at the island of Trinidad,[3] while Governor of

that colony, and the torture inflicted, by his order, on Louise

Calderon, a torture which, by the way, had been given up in our army as

being worse than flogging, had impressed all ranks with an unfavourable

opinion of the man. Besides this, the strong appeal made by Mr. Garrow,

the Attorney-General, to the jury by whom he was tried and found guilty,

was known to all, and a very general, and I do believe a very unjust

clamour was raised against him. From what I have just written it will be

seen in what sort of estimation General Picton was held, and as we of

his division had never seen him, his first appearance before his troops

was looked for with no little anxiety.

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Footnote 3:

Sir Thomas Picton, while Governor of Trinidad, then recently conquered

from Spain, had allowed torture to be used to extort confession from a

woman accused of theft. This was, he supposed, legal because the

island was still under Spanish law, which permitted the practice. His

action led to the case of _Rex_ v. _Picton_, and brought immense odium

upon his head. The torture was “picketing.”

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Our wishes were soon gratified, for, in a few days after his arrival at

Trancoso, a division order was issued stating that on a certain day,

which was named, the division should be under arms and ready to receive

the General.

Punctual to the appointed time, General Picton reached the ground,

accompanied by his staff; every eye was turned towards him, and, as

first impressions are generally very strong and very lasting, his

demeanour and appearance were closely observed. He looked to be a man

between fifty and sixty, and I never saw a more perfect specimen of a

splendid-looking soldier. In vain did those who had set him down in

their own minds as a cruel tyrant, seek to find out such a delineation

in his countenance. No such marks were distinguishable; on the contrary,

there was a manly open frankness in his appearance that gave a flat

contradiction to the slander, and in truth Picton was _not_ a tyrant,

nor did he ever act as such during the many years that he commanded the

3rd Division.

But if his countenance did not depict him as cruel, there was a caustic

severity about it, and a certain curl of the lip that marked him as one

who rather despised than courted applause. “The stern countenance,

robust frame, caustic speech, and austere demeanour,” told in legible

characters that he was one not likely to say a thing and not do as he

said. In a word, his appearance denoted him as a man of strong mind and

strong frame.

The division went through several evolutions, and performed them in a

very superior manner indeed; the line marching and the echelon

movements, for which the 88th, under Wallace, was so celebrated, seemed

to surprise the General; he however said little. Once he turned to

Wallace and said, in rather a disagreeable tone, “Very well, sir.” The

parade was about to be dismissed, and the General about to return to his

quarters, when two marauders of the 88th were brought up in charge of a

detachment of Portuguese militia. They had stolen a goat on their march

up to join their regiment. The complaint was at once made to Picton, who

ordered the men to be tried by a drum-head court-martial on the spot.

This was accordingly done; the men were found guilty, and flogged on the

moment in presence of the General.

This act was considered by all as not good taste in General Picton on

his first appearance amongst his troops; the offence committed by the

soldiers could have been as well punished in front of their own regiment

as in the presence of the entire division; and, besides this, there was

no necessity for the General’s remaining to witness the punishment. This

act on his part caused those who had formed a favourable opinion from

his appearance to waver, and the word “tyrant” was more than muttered by

many of the division.

So soon as the two soldiers were removed after having received the

number of lashes it was thought necessary to inflict, the General

addressed the brigade in language not of that bearing which an officer

of his rank should use, for turning to the 88th he said, “You are not

known in the army by the name of 'Connaught Rangers,' but by the name of

Connaught _footpads_!” He also made some remarks on their country and

their religion.

Language like this was enough to exasperate the lowest soldier, equally

with the Colonel, who had done so much for the regiment during his

command; and Colonel Wallace, directly the parade was over, waited on

General Mackinnon, who commanded the brigade, and requested that he

would go to General Picton, and intimate to him that he conceived the

abusive language which he had made use of towards the 88th was not just

to the corps, or to himself as commanding officer of it.

Mackinnon was a strict disciplinarian, but a man of an extremely mild

temper, and he felt greatly annoyed at what had taken place. He readily

complied with Colonel Wallace’s request, and received for answer from

Picton, that he would remove those impressions when he again had an

opportunity of assembling the division.

A long period elapsed before the division was again brought together,

and when it was Picton neglected, or perhaps forgot, to fulfil the

promise he had made. Immediately after the parade Wallace reminded

General Mackinnon of what had before passed on the subject, and

Mackinnon, for the second time, waited on Picton. The latter requested

that Wallace should call upon him, which was immediately complied with,

and then took place a memorable interview.

When Wallace reached Picton’s quarters he found the General alone; a

long conversation took place, which Colonel Wallace never repeated to

me, nor was it necessary that he should, because my rank did not entitle

me to such disclosure, but I have reason to think that it was very

animated, and what I am now about to write I have from under Colonel

(now General) Wallace’s own hand. It is as follows:—

“After a conversation which it is here unnecessary to recapitulate,

General Picton paused for a little and said, 'Well, will you dine with

me on ——?' I replied, 'Most certainly, General, I shall be happy to do

so.' When I went to dinner on the day appointed, I found almost all the

superior officers of Picton’s division, and the troops quartered in the

vicinity of Pinhel, assembled. General Picton then addressed himself to

Colonel Mackinnon, commanding the brigade, and said, 'I understand that

Colonel Wallace has taken offence at some observations made by me

relative to the corps he commands, when addressing the division. I am

happy to find that I have been misinformed as to their conduct for some

time past; and I feel it but justice to him and them, to say that I am

satisfied every attention has been paid to the conduct and appearance of

the corps. I certainly did hear, on my way up to the army, of

irregularities that had been committed, but I am happy to say that I

have had every occasion to be satisfied with the general conduct of the

corps since my joining the division.' I made no reply, but bowed to the

General. Dinner was announced, and General Picton came up to me and

asked me to sit beside him at dinner. There ought always to be a

deference given to a general of division by an officer inferior in rank,

and under these circumstances I considered General Picton’s conduct to

have been arranged in a very gentlemanlike and handsome manner. From

that period General Picton and myself were always on the best terms, and

though from prejudice he often signified that he suspected the

_Connaught Boys_ were as ready for mischief as any of their neighbours,

he always spoke of them to me as good soldiers while I was with his

division.”

Thus ended the matter, and I never knew or heard that Picton ever again

made use of a harsh expression towards the regiment; indeed his

biographer says that he often gave them “unqualified praise.” Perhaps he

did, but for nearly four years that Picton commanded the 3rd Division,

not one officer of the 88th was ever promoted through his

recommendation, though it is well known in the army that many deserved

it.

Shortly after this period a laughable circumstance took place between

Picton and a soldier of the 88th, which put the General in great

good-humour, and he often repeated the story as a good joke. He was

riding out one day, accompanied by his aide-de-camp, near the river Coa,

when he saw, on the opposite bank of the river, a man of the Connaught

Rangers with a huge goat on his back.

We had received but scanty rations for some days previously, and such a

windfall as the old goat was not to be neglected. I am not prepared to

state whether it was the cries of the animal, or the stench of his

hide—for the wind was from that point—attracted Picton to the spot;

howbeit, there he was.

It would be difficult to say, with truth, whether the General was most

angry or hungry, but he seemed, in either case, resolved not only to

capture the goat, but also the “boy.” That he would have done the one or

the other, perhaps both, there can be little doubt, had it not been that

a stream, whose banks had been the theatre of other scenes of contest,

separated the parties. This stream was the Coa, and although its

different fordable points were well known to Picton, his _vis-a-vis_

neighbour was by no means ignorant of some of the passes; and as the

General had not time to consult his chart, and find out the nearest

“ford,” nor inclination to plunge into the river, he made a furious, but

quite an ineffectual, attack of words against the “Connaught boy.”

“Pray, sir,” said, or rather roared Picton, addressing the soldier,

“what have you got there?”

_Sol._ “A thieving puckawn, sir.”

_Pic._ “A _what_?”

_Sol._ “A goat, sir. In Ireland we call a buck-goat a puckawn. I found

the poor baste sthraying, and he looks as if he was as hungry as

myself.”

_Pic._ “What are you going to do with him, sir?”

_Sol._ “_Do_ with him, is it? To bring him with me, to be sure! Do you

think I’d lave him here to starve?”

_Pic._ “Ah! you villain, you are at your old tricks, are you? I know

you, though you don’t think it!”

_Sol._ “And I know you, sir, and the 'boys of Connaught' know you too,

and I’d be sorry to do anything that would be displaising to your

honour; and, sure, iv you’d only let me, I’d send your sarvent a leg iv

him to dhress for your dinner, for by my sowl your honour looks could

and angry—hungry I mane.”

He then held up the old goat by the beard, and shook it at Captain

Tyler, the General’s aide-de-camp, and taking it for granted that he had

made a peace-offering to the General, or, probably, not caring one straw

whether he had or not, went away with his burden, and was soon lost

sight of amongst a grove of chestnut-trees.

“Well,” said Picton, turning to Tyler, who was nearly convulsed with

laughter, “that fellow has some merit. What tact and what humour! He

would make a good outpost soldier, for he knows, not only how to forage,

but to take up a position that is unassailable.”

“Why yes, sir,” said Tyler, “when he held up the goat’s head, he seemed

to _beard_ us to our faces; and his promise of sending you a leg was a

capital ruse!”

“It was, faith,” replied Picton, “and if the fellow is found out, he

will, I suppose, endeavour to make _me_ the 'scape-goat'!”

The General used often to tell this story as one of the best things of

the sort he had ever met with.

It is a remarkable circumstance that a few days before the battle of

Waterloo, Picton met Wallace in London, when he spoke highly of the

regiment, and said if it returned from America in time to join the army

under the Duke of Wellington (being then on their passage home), and if

he joined the army, the 88th would be one of the first regiments he

would ask for his division.

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