CHAPTER VIII

"Shake hands with Mr. Dillingham, Quib," said Gottlieb as I one

day unexpectedly entered the latter's office. "We have a matter

on hand in which he is interested."

"Glad to know you, Mr. Quibble," quoth the client, extending a

rather soft hand. "Your name is well known to me, although I have

never personally had the pleasure of your acquaintance."

"The future will, I trust, remedy that," I replied, not particularly

impressed with the stranger's features or expression, but conscious

somehow of the smell of money about him. For he was short and fat

and wore a brown surtout and a black stovepipe hat, and his little

gray eyes peeped out of full, round, red cheeks. On his lower lip

he wore a tiny goatee.

"As I was saying," he continued, turning again to my partner, "we

all of us make mistakes and I made the biggest one when I annexed

the present Mrs. D. I was a young fool hardly out of my teens,

and the sight of a pretty face and a tearful story of woe were too

much for me. She was an actress. _Comprenez?_ A sort of Lydia

Languish, la-de-da kind of a girl. Oh, she caught me fast enough,

and it was only after I had swallowed the hook, sinker and all,

that I found out she was married."

"Ho-ho!" remarked Gottlieb. "The old story."

"The same little old story," assented Dillingham. "Take a cigar?"

He produced a well-filled case.

I dropped into a chair and hitched it toward them.

"Now, the fact of the matter is," continued he, "she wouldn't look

at me as long as she was tied to her husband, miserable rat though

he was; and he was and is a rat! I could call and take her out to

dinner, and all that, but--pst! nothing more! and she was always

telling me how I was her good angel and inspired her to higher

things! Gad! even then it bored me! But I could see nothing but

her face. You know how it is. I was twenty-six and a clerk in a

hardware house."

He laughed grimly.

"Well, as luck would have it, my Uncle John died just about that

time and left me ten thousand dollars and I started in to make her

my own by getting her a divorce. Now, this husband of hers was a

wretched fellow--the son of a neighbor--who never got beyond being

a waiter in a railroad station. Say, it is rather rough, eh? To

think of me, Dillingham, of Dillingham, Hodges & Flynn, the biggest

independent steel man in the State, tied up to a pale-faced woman

who can't speak the King's English properly and whose first husband

is a waiter--yes, a waiter to-day, understand, in a railroad

restaurant at Baltimore! It makes me sick every time I go to

Washington. I can't eat--fact! So I hired a lawyer for her--you

know him, I guess--Bunce. Oscar Willoughby Bunce! And he prepared

divorce papers--Oh, we had cause enough! And the next time Hawkins

--that was the husband's name, Arthur P. Hawkins--came over to New

York, to borrow some money from his wife, Bunce slapped a summons

on him. It makes me squirm to think how delighted I was to know

we had actually begun our case. Hawkins hired a lawyer, I believe,

and pretended he was going to put up a defence, but I bought him

off and we got our decree by default. Then, gentlemen"--Dillingham

paused with a wry face--"I had the inestimable privilege of marrying

my present wife!"

He sucked meditatively on his cigar for a few moments before resuming

his narrative.

"Curious, isn't it--the fascination of the stage? You, gentlemen,

probably have observed it even more than I have; but when he sees

a slim girl with yellow curls capering around in tights behind the

footlights, a young man's imagination runs riot and he fancies her

the incarnation of coquetry and the personification of vivacious

loveliness. I admit it--the present Mrs. Dillingham was a dancer.

On the stage she used to ogle me out of my shoes and off it she'd

help me spend my money and drink my wine and jolly me up to beat

the cars; but once I'd married her she changed completely. Instead

of a dashing, snappy, tantalizing sort of a little Yum-Yum, she

turned religious and settled down so you wouldn't have known her.

There was nothing in it. Instead of a peach I had acquired a lemon.

I expected champagne and found I was drinking buttermilk. Get me?

You would never have guessed she'd been inside a theatre in her

life. Well, we got along the best we could and she made a hit at

the church, as a brand plucked from the burning. Used to tell her

experiences Friday nights and have all the parsons up to five-

o'clock tea. Meanwhile I forgot my romantic dreams of flashing

eyes and twinkling feet and began to get interested in business.

To-day I'm worth real money and am on top of the heap downtown;

but socially--Good Lord! the woman's a millstone! She's grown fat

and talks through her nose, and--"

"You want to get rid of her," finished Gottlieb.

"Exactly!" answered Dillingham. "How much will it cost?"

"I think you had better give me your check for ten thousand dollars

to begin with," replied my partner. "Such a case presents great

difficulties--almost insuperable without money. I am not even sure

that what you want can be accomplished without running grave personal

risks--not on your part, but on ours. Such risks must be compensated

for. What you desire, I take it, is to have your marriage annulled.

To do that it will be necessary to prove that the divorce procured

by Mrs. Dillingham from her former husband, Hawkins, was improperly

and illegally granted. We must knock out the decree in Hawkins

_versus_ Hawkins somehow or other. To be frank with you, it may

cost you a large sum."

"It is worth it," answered Dillingham. "Free me from this woman

and I'll give you twenty-five thousand dollars."

"Make it thirty-five thousand dollars," coaxed Gottlieb.

"Well, then, thirty-five thousand dollars," said Dillingham after

a pause.

"But you must promise to do exactly what we tell you!" continued

my partner.

"I expect to," replied the other.

"Very good, then," said Gottlieb. "In the first place, the original

decree is no good unless the summons actually was served on Hawkins

and the suit properly commenced. Now, perhaps Bunce served the

wrong man. He didn't know Hawkins. The latter was merely pointed

out to him. Already I begin to feel that there is grave doubt as

to whether the proceedings in Hawkins _versus_ Hawkins were ever

legally initiated."

"Hold on, Mr. Gottlieb!" remonstrated Dillingham. "You want to go

easy there. After Hawkins was served he retained a lawyer. I know

that, dammit, because it cost me twenty-five hundred dollars to

get rid of him."

"What was his name?" asked Gottlieb sharply.

"Crookshank--Walter E. Crookshank--down on Nassau Street."

Gottlieb gave a short, dry laugh.

"Luck's with you, Dillingham. Crookshank died three years ago."

None of us broke silence for the space of about two minutes.

"You see now why this sort of thing costs money?" finally remarked

my partner.

Dillingham wiped his forehead with his handkerchief nervously.

"Say," he began, "isn't that taking a pretty long chance? I--"

"It is taking no chance at all," retorted Gottlieb, his little eyes

glistening like a snake's. "You have simply retained us to see if

your wife's original divorce was regular--not to see if it was

irregular--catch on? You tell us nothing. We ask you nothing.

We make our investigation. Much to our surprise and horror, we

discover that the defendant never was served--perhaps that he never

even knew of the proceeding until years afterward. We don't know

what you know. We simply advise you the divorce is N. G. and you

ask no questions. We'll attend to all that--for our thirty-five

thousand dollars."

"Well, you know your business," responded Dillingham hesitantly,

"and I leave the matter in your hands. How long will it take?"

"Everything now depends on our friend Hawkins," replied Gottlieb.

"We may be able to hand you your manumission papers in three

months."

When Dillingham had written out his check and bade us good day I

no longer made any pretence of concealing from my partner my

perturbation. I had, of course, known that from time to time we

had skated on thin ice; but this was the first occasion upon which

Gottlieb had deliberately acknowledged to a client that he would

resort to perjury to accomplish his ends.

"Don't you think we're running entirely too close to the wind?" I

asked, pacing up and down the office.

"My dear Quib," answered Gottlieb soothingly, "don't agitate yourself

over so trifling a matter. The only living man who can prove that

Hawkins was served is Bunce--and Bunce is a fool. At best it would

simply be one swearing against the other. We have a perfect right

to believe Hawkins in preference to Bunce if we choose. Anyhow,

we're not the judge. All we have to do is to present the evidence

at our command--if we can get it. And, by God! we will get it if

it costs us ten thousand dollars! Why, Quib, the thing is a

windfall. Thirty-five thousand! Why, thirty-five _hundred_ for

such a case would be a big fee!"

"I don't know!" I answered, for I felt a curious premonition in

the matter. "Something tells me that we ought to take no chances."

"Come, come!" quoth Gottlieb, with a light show of irritation.

"Don't lose your nerve. You've done many a worse thing than this,

to my own knowledge!"

I do not pretend to any virtue in the matter and yet I must admit

to some feelings of compunction about Mrs. Dillingham. Truth to

tell, I had taken a strong dislike to her husband, with his sleek

confidence and cold-blooded selfishness. In addition, I was quite

sure that there was some other fell reason why he wished to divorce

her--probably he had another marriage in contemplation, even if he

had not admitted it.

"I wish we could make the beggar do his own dirty work," I

exclaimed.

"But what does he pay us for?" inquired Gottlieb innocently. "Quib,

just think of the money!"

I had, in fact, been thinking of the money, and it looked very good

to me. Since my days in Haight & Foster's law office, a great,

great change had come in my manner of life; and, though my friends

to a great extent remained among the theatrical and sporting class

to which I had received my first introduction on coming to New

York, I now occupied a large brick house with stone trimmings in

Washington Square, where I entertained in truly luxurious fashion.

I had a French cook and an English butler, and drove a pair of

trotters that were second to none except those of William H.

Vanderbilt, with whom I had many a fast brush on the speedways.

Though I had never allowed myself to be caught in the net of

matrimony, I had many friends among the fair sex, particularly

among those who graced the footlights; and some of my evening

parties did not break up until dawn was glinting over the roofs of

the respectable mansions round about me. It was a gay life, but

it cost money--almost more money than I could make; and my share

in the thirty-five thousand dollars offered by our friend Dillingham

would go a long way to keeping up my establishment for another

year. So I allowed my qualms to give me no further uneasiness and

told myself that Gottlieb was clever enough to manage the business

in such a fashion that there would be no "come-back."

A week or so later I encountered in our office a narrow-shouldered,

watery-eyed, reddish-nosed party that I instantly recognized for

Hawkins. There could be no doubt about the matter, for he had a

way of standing at attention and thrusting his head forward when

addressed that were unmistakable. He was waiting, it turned out,

for Gottlieb, who had sent for him to come on from Baltimore; and

the readiness with which he had responded could be better accounted

for by the five hundred dollars which he had received at the hands

of our emissary for travelling expenses than by any desire on his

part to regain the society of the present Mrs. Dillingham.

"I suppose," began Gottlieb when he had retired to the seclusion

of his inner office, "that you fully understand that the divorce

secured by your wife is inoperative--Tut! Tut! Don't interrupt

me!"--for Hawkins had opened his mouth in protest--"for the reason

--for the very good reason, I repeat--that you were never served

with any summons or notified that the proceeding had been commenced.

Am I correct?"

Hawkins grinned and turned his watery eyes from one of us to the

other.

"Quite so, sir!" he stuttered. "Exactly, sir!"

"Now, on the contrary, if any one says you were served with such

a paper, it was quite impossible for the reason--by the way, what

_was_ the reason?"

Hawkins dropped one eyelid to a narrow slit and pursed his lips.

"Quite impossible, sir! The fact is, sir, I was waitin' on a dinin'-

car that ran at the time between San Antonio and New Orleans, sir."

"You see, Quib?" exclaimed Gottlieb. "My suspicions in the matter

were quite correct. This gentleman has been most outrageously

treated! If you will kindly retire for a moment--as I have a matter

which I wish to discuss with him privately--I will turn him over

to you for the purpose of taking his affidavit."

A few moments thereafter Hawkins appeared in my office, apparently

in the act of stuffing something into his pocket, and announced

that he was ready to sign his "davy." Although I had no taste for

the business, there was nothing for it but to do my part; so I

called in a stenographer and dictated the following:

"SUPREME COURT--COUNTY OF NEW YORK

"RUFUS P. DILLINGHAM, Plaintiff )

_against_ ) _Action for Annulment of Marriage_

LILIAN DILLINGHAM, Defendant )

"CITY AND COUNTY OF NEW YORK, _ss_.:

"ARTHUR P. HAWKINS, being duly sworn, deposes and says: That he

is forty-three years old, a waiter by occupation, and resides in

the city of Baltimore, Maryland; that he was married to the defendant

herein on the eighteenth day of June, 187-, and thereafter lived

with her as man and wife until the month of December, 1882, when

for some reason unknown to deponent the defendant left his house

and did not thereafter return; that he has recently learned that

said defendant, in July, 1887, procured a decree of divorce against

him in the county and State of New York, upon grounds of which

deponent is totally ignorant, and that thereafter said defendant

contracted a marriage with one Rufus P. Dillingham, the plaintiff

therein; that deponent was never served with any summons or complaint

in said action of divorce and had no knowledge or information that

any such proceeding was pending against him; that he never appeared

in such proceeding and until recently always supposed that the

defendant was his lawful wife.

"Sworn to before me this fourteenth )

day of September, 1894 ) ARTHUR P. HAWKINS

"ISAAC M. COHEN,

"Notary Public, New York County."

There was something about this seedy rascal that filled me with

disgust and suspicion, and he looked at me out of the corners of

his evil eyes as if he knew that by some trick of fate he had me

in his power and was gloating over it. Even while he was swearing

to the paper he had a sickly sneer on his pimply face that sickened

me, and when Cohen, my clerk, administered the oath to him he had

the audacity to wink in his face and answer:

"It's the truth--_not!_"

Cohen, who knew a thing or two and had taken affidavits before,

merely laughed, but the words sent a shiver down my spine and I

snarled out:

"Be careful what you're saying! Do you swear that this affidavit

of yours is true?"

"Yes, sir! Yes, sir!" he hastened to answer, somewhat chagrined

at my not taking as a joke what he had intended for one.

"Very well," I said to Cohen. "Show the gentleman out. I'm very

busy. Good-day."

Afterward I would have given all the money I possessed to undo what

I had done.

The case of Dillingham _versus_ Dillingham duly came on for trial,

with Oscar Willoughby Bunce as the chief witness for defendant.

He had visited our office several times in an attempt to convince

us that we were entirely misinformed in regard to the service of

the papers in the original action and had insisted vehemently that

he had personally delivered them to Hawkins in the office of the

Astor House. Gottlieb had gently assured him that he must be

mistaken and bowed him out, but Bunce for once in his little toy

career was "all up in the air." He felt that his own integrity

was, in some mysterious way, at stake, since it was upon his own

testimony to the effect that he had made the service of the papers

in question that the original decree had in part been granted.

The case was sent to a referee for hearing, and on the morning of

the day set Gottlieb called me into his office and said:

"Harkee, Quib! I've a plan that will put our little friend Bunce's

nose out of joint for good. It is nearly seven years now since he

has seen Hawkins and it was then only for a moment."

"Well," said I, "what is your game?"

"Come along to the hearing and you'll find out, my lad," answered

Gottlieb. "Don't fail if you want to see some fun."

Curious to discover what trick Gottlieb would be able to play, I

accordingly arranged my work so as to attend the hearing, which

was to be held in the referee's office in an old wooden building

on Broadway. As I climbed the stairs I caught sight of Hawkins

skulking on one of the landings, but he laid a finger on his lips

and I passed on and up to the attorney's office. The room, like

most old-fashioned lawyers' offices, was but dimly lighted, and on

entering I found the other side, with the exception of Mrs.

Dillingham, already there. The referee sat at one end of a large

table, surrounded by his books, with his stenographer beside him;

and to his left sat Bunce and a lawyer named Stires, the present

"attorney of record" for the defendant. I took my seat opposite

them, introduced myself to the referee and waited. In a few moments

the door opened noisily and Gottlieb entered with much bustle,

accompanied by a clerk carrying books and papers and by a perfectly

strange man, arrayed in very new clothes, who seemed much embarrassed

and doubtful as to what he should do.

"Good afternoon, gentlemen!" exclaimed Gottlieb breezily. "I regret

to have kept you waiting, but I was unavoidably detained. Shall

I sit down here? Yes? Very good. Please take your seat beside

me, Mr. Hawkins."

The stranger blushed, fumbled his hat, and sat down bashfully in

the place designated.

"Are you ready to proceed, gentlemen?" inquired the referee over

his spectacles. "Call your first witness."

Bunce, who had been fidgeting in his eagerness to tell what he

knew, instantly bobbed up and asked to be sworn.

After giving his name, age, and profession, he detailed how he had

prepared the papers in the original case of Hawkins _versus_ Hawkins

and served them upon the defendant personally at the Astor House.

"I handed them to Mr. Hawkins myself and explained them to him.

He was dressed very much as he is now," cried Bunce.

"Do you positively identify this gentleman on your oath as the

person you served with the summons and complaint?" inquired Gottlieb

as if the matter were merely one of routine.

"Absolutely!" retorted Bunce hotly. "I could identify him anywhere

by the shape of his nose. I took especial pains to remark his

appearance in case the service should ever be disputed."

"Thank you. That is all," said Gottlieb. Then turning to the

stranger he directed him to take the stand.

"What is your name?" he asked sternly.

"Aaron Finkelstein--as you know very well, Mr. Gottlieb," answered

the stranger.

"Do you recognize this gentleman who has just testified?" indicating

Bunce.

"As far as I know I never saw him in my life," answered Finkelstein.

"Did he ever serve you with any papers--in the Astor House or

anywhere else?"

"Never."

"What is your business?"

"I am an undertaker."

In an instant the room was in a turmoil, Bunce screaming out that

he had been tricked by a parcel of shysters, Gottlieb indignantly

defending his ruse as a perfectly proper method of discrediting

Bunce, and the referee vainly endeavoring to restore order. As

for myself, in spite of my anxiety over the whole affair, I could

not do otherwise than laugh heartily over Bunce's ludicrous mistake.

When Hawkins was brought in from outside, and, after proclaiming

his identity, denied ever being served in the original action, the

referee was but little inclined to listen to Lawyer Bunce, who now

corrected his testimony and swore just as insistently that the real

Hawkins was the person to whom he had given the papers in the case.

Here, then, was as pretty a trick as had ever been played upon an

unsuspecting and well-meaning lawyer; and by it Gottlieb had so

strengthened our position that, very likely, the referee would have

found for our side even had not Hawkins taken it upon himself to

swear the matter through. Moreover, the only person who could have

disproved the latter's testimony or given evidence that might have

militated against its probability--to wit, Crookshank, his former

attorney--was dead and buried, and it seemed as if truth were buried

with him. On the way back to our office I congratulated my partner

on the Napoleonic strategy which he had displayed and a few days

later a more substantial compliment followed, in the shape of an

unqualified finding in our favor on the part of the referee.

"Was ever thirty-five thousand dollars earned so easily!" laughed

Gottlieb over his cigar as we were dining at Delmonico's.

"So long as Hawkins stays bought--yes," I answered.

"Don't be a death's head, Quib!" he retorted. "Why, even if he

turned State's evidence, no one would believe him! Have another

glass of this vintage--we can drink it every night now for a year

at Dillingham's expense!"

"Well, here's to you, Gottlieb!" I answered, filling my goblet with

creaming wine; "and here's to crime--whereby we live and move and

have our being!"

And we clinked our glasses and drained them with a laugh.

I had now been a resident of New York for upward of twenty years

and had acquired, as the junior member of the firm of Gottlieb &

Quibble, an international reputation. It is true that my partner

and I felt it to be beneath our dignity to advertise in the newspapers

--and, indeed, advertising in New York City was for us entirely

unnecessary--but we carried a card regularly in the English journals

and received many retainers from across the water; in fact, we

controlled practically all the theatrical business in the city,

drawing the contracts for the managers and being constantly engaged

in litigations on their behalf. We had long since abandoned as

trivial all my various profit-sharing schemes, and, with the

exception of carrying on our pay-rolls many of the attendants

attached to the police and other criminal courts, had practically

no "runners." We did not need any. There was no big criminal case

in which we were not retained for the defence and rarely a divorce

action of any notoriety where we did not appear for one of the

parties.

This matter of Hawkins's was the first in twenty years in which he

had ever deliberately faked an entire case! Yet, if ever there

was a safe opportunity to do so, this seemed the one, and I cannot

even now charge Gottlieb with recklessness in taking the chances

that he did; but, as luck would have it, there were two facts

connected with the Dillingham annulment the significance of which

we totally overlooked--one, that Bunce was not so much of a fool

as he looked, and the other, that Mrs. Dillingham was a mother.

Once, however, judgment had been entered to the effect that Mrs.

Dillingham had never lawfully ceased to be Mrs. Hawkins, then the

real reason of our client's anxiety to be rid of his wife and her

child, a girl of six years, became apparent; for he instantly

announced his engagement to a fashionable widow, who lacked money

if not experience, and who needed the one as much as he had a super-

abundance of the other. He made a fairly liberal allowance for

his child and its mother, and since this was paid monthly through

our office, I had an opportunity of making their acquaintance; and

I confess that I had no sooner done so than I began to have a sort

of regret for my own part in the transaction. For Mrs. Dillingham

--Hawkins, or whatever she was--proved to be a rather sweet-faced

young woman, with great, sad blue eyes and a winsomely childish

innocence of expression that concealed, as I afterward found out,

a will of iron and a heart full of courage.

She used to come and wait for Gottlieb or me to pay over her money,

and while she waited she would sit there so helplessly, looking

withal so lovely, that the clerks cannot be blamed for having talked

to her. Incidentally she extracted from the susceptible Cohen

various trifles in the way of information which later proved highly

inconvenient. Yet she never asked me or my partner any questions

or showed the slightest resentment at the part we had played as

her husband's attorneys in ruining her life. Sometimes she brought

the little girl with her and I marvelled that Dillingham could have

sacrificed such a charming little daughter so easily.

Six months passed and the Dillingham scandal ceased to be a matter

of public or even of private interest. Other affairs, equally

profitable, engaged our attention, and the waiter, Hawkins, having

received a substantial honorarium from the firm's bank account,

had passed completely out of our minds. I had that winter been

giving a series of dinners at my house to actor clients and their

managers, and these had proved conspicuously successful for the

reason that my guests were of the sort who, after the wine had

begun to flow, had no hesitation in entertaining the rest of the

company by an exhibition of their talents. Occasionally, as part

of the fun, I would do a bit of a turn myself by way of reviving

old memories of the Cock and Spur and my Athenaeum days in Boston.

It was on one of these festive occasions--not unlike, my readers

may recall, my famous translation from college during my banquet

at the Cambridge Tavern--that Fate struck me my first severe blow.

My guests were still sitting at table while one of the ladies

executed a fantastic dance amid the wine-glasses, when my butler

touched me upon the arm and whispered that Mr. Gottlieb was outside

and desired to see me on urgent business. Excusing myself, I

hurried out, greeting my partner rather impatiently, as I disliked

to be interrupted by business details in my hours of relaxation;

but one sight of his weazened little hawk face sufficed to tell me

that no trifling matter was at stake. He was in his day clothes,

which were even more than ordinarily dishevelled, and his face,

usually pale, was chalklike.

"Quibble," he cried in a rasping voice as soon as my man had gone,

"our luck's turned! That woman has tricked us. She and Bunce went

down to Crookshank's office and, under the pretext of looking for

some deed or release, went through his papers and turned up some

letters from Hawkins in regard to the original divorce proceedings.

They've got one in which he admits being served by Bunce in the

Astor House and asks Crookshank to appear for him. They've got

another, written after Dillingham had fixed him, telling Crookshank

to put in no defence. Yesterday she and Bunce went before the

grand jury, who returned an indictment against Hawkins for perjury.

Then she telegraphed him to come on to New York and meet her to

arrange some money matters; and when he stepped off the train this

afternoon he was arrested and taken to police head-quarters."

"My God!" I cried, turning quite faint. "What's to be done?"

"Get him out of the way as soon as possible!" answered Gottlieb,

his lips trembling. "To-morrow morning he will be arraigned in

the General Sessions. They are going to ask for fifty thousand

dollars bail. We've got to have it. It's the only thing that

stands between us and State prison, for they've got the goods on

Hawkins and unless we see him safe he'll turn on us and help them

send us up!"

"Have you seen him?" I gasped.

"I've just come from head-quarters," he answered. "The fool had

been drinking and had given up a lot of information already. So

I frightened him until he agreed to shut up. They trouble is we

gave him too much money. He says now that unless we protect him

and keep him out of State prison he will give up the whole game to

the district attorney. That would be fun, wouldn't it? The district

attorney wouldn't waste much time on Arthur P. Hawkins if he could

land Gottlieb & Quibble in jail for subornation of perjury, would

he--eh? We've got to scratch gravel--and quick too!"

"But where can we raise fifty thousand dollars?" I groaned

helplessly.

"Dillingham," he retorted without hesitation. "He's our only hope.

He's in as bad as the rest of us. If we go we can pull him along

too. I understand that the woman is prepared to swear not only

that Hawkins admitted to her that he was properly served, but that

she told this to Dillingham, and that he and Hawkins talked the

thing over in her presence. Besides, Cohen confessed to me to-day

that she had pumped him all about Hawkins's coming over to New York

and signing papers; and, although he swears he didn't tell her

anything in particular, yet I don't trust the idiot. No, Quib;

it's bad business and we've got to get Hawkins out of the way at

any cost."

It was not until nearly three o'clock in the morning that I discovered

Dillingham's whereabouts, which happened to be at the Fifth Avenue

house of a fashionable friend, where he was playing draw poker.

He greeted me in much the same inhospitable fashion that I had

accorded to Gottlieb, but only a few words were needed to convince

him of the gravity of the case. I had never loathed the man more

than I did at that instant when, with a cigar stuffed in his fat

face, he came out of the card-room, dressed in his white waistcoat

and pearl studs, and with a half-drunken leer asked what I wanted.

"I want fifty thousand dollars to keep you and me out of State

prison!" I cried.

He turned a sickly yellow and gave a sort of choking gasp.

"Hawkins!" he muttered. "Damn him!"

Then Dillingham had a sort of fit, due no doubt partly to the fact

that he had drunk more champagne than was good for him; for he

trembled with a kind of ague and then broke out in a sweat and

blubbered, and uttered incoherent oaths, until I was half beside

myself lest he should keep it up all night and I should not get

the money from him. But at last he regained control of himself

and promised to borrow the fifty thousand dollars the first thing

in the morning and to have it at my office at ten o'clock. Yet,

as I bade him good night, he had another turn of terror and his

teeth chattered in his head as he stammered out that he was a ruined

man, that he had cast off a good wife for a deceitful hussy who

only wanted his money, that he had lost his child, that now his

career was over, and that, unless I stood by him, he would end his

days in prison. This was hardly the sort of encouragement I wanted;

and though his words brought the cold sweat out upon my back, I

told him pretty sharply that he had better pull himself together

and not be any more of a fool than he could help, that all we needed

was enough money to whip Hawkins out of the way, and that if he

would "come up" with the needful we would look out for him. I left

him a disgusting sight, sitting in a red plush armchair, with his

face in his hands, his hair streaking down across his forehead,

moaning and mumbling to himself.

Outside, the city slept the prenatal sleep of dawn. A pale greenish

veil hung over the roofs, through which day must peer before

awakening those who slept beneath. I had often noticed this greenish

color in the sky, made doubtless by the flare of gas and electricity

against the blue-black zenith, yet never before had I felt its

depressing character. It was the green of jealousy, of disappointment,

of envy, hatred, and malice and all uncharitableness! The city

trembled in its sleep and the throbbing of its mighty pulse beat

evilly upon my ears with distant hostile rumblings. I was alone

in it and in danger. Disaster and ruin were looking for me around

the corner. I was like a child, helpless and homeless. I could

not call upon God, for I did not believe in Him.

It came home to me, as I stood there in the night upon the open

street, that there was not one soul among all the city's sleeping

millions who owed me aught but harm, and that even those who had

drunk the wine of my hospitality had done so more in fear than in

friendship. I had no friends but those who were bound to me in

some devil's bargain--no kith, no kin, nor the memory of a mother's

love. As I lingered there, like some outcast beast waiting for

day to drive me to my lair, I envied, with a fierce hatred and with

a bitter and passionate pity for myself, those to whom Fate had

been more kind and given home and wife and children, or at least

the affection of their fellow men, and I envied the lads I had

known in college who led clean lives and who had shunned me--they

knew not why--and the happy-go-lucky Quirk and his busy wife; and

even old Tuckerman Toddleham, in his dingy office in Barristers'

Hall.

The Confessions of Artemas Quibble Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers" · 第 8 / 9 章