BOLSHEVISMUS.

_Valparaiso, April 18th_. (By special cable to _The Daily

Thrill_.)--Three men, named Fedor Popemoff, Leon Strunski and Igor

Wunderbaum, were arrested here this morning on suspicion of being

Bolshevist agents. Their lodging was searched and a quantity of

seditious literature, a portmanteau full of Browning pistols and some

hanks of dried caviare removed. At a preliminary examination they

claimed that they had been sent to Chile by the Siberian Red Cross to

establish a co-operative guinea-pig ranch for indigent Grand Dukes. The

police believe that Wunderbaum is no other than the notorious McDuff,

the Peebles anarchist, who, when not actively engaged in preaching

revolution, used to earn a precarious livelihood contributing to the

Scottish comic papers.

_Moscow, April 17th_ (delayed). (By the Special Correspondent of _The

Morning Roast_.)--By intervening in Russia at once the Allies can

destroy Bolshevism at a blow. Three days hence the Red hordes may be

sweeping across Western Europe in an irresistible flood. At the present

moment Trotsky has less than one thousand one hundred and thirty-five

trustworthy troops all told, mostly Chinese, with a smattering of Army

Service Corps. In a month's time he will have a million and a half of

well-trained soldiers at his beck. Don't ask me how he does it. He

has plenty of money and his Army is well paid. Only yesterday I saw a

private of the Red Guards pay five roubles for a hair-cut. Will it be

another case of "Too late"?

_New York, April 18th._ (By special cable to _The Daily Thrill_.)--While

truffle-tracking in the Saratoga forest a corporal and three men of the

United States Marines came upon what is believed to be a _cache_ of

Bolshevist arms. The _cache_ contained six 9-inch howitzers, two hundred

thousand rifles and a million rounds of ammunition, and was skilfully

concealed under the bole of a tree. Secret service men claim that this

is part of a gigantic plot for the disorganization of traffic, the

nationalization of cocktails and the wresting of Ireland from the

strangulating grip of the Anglo-Saxon party. Two men have been arrested

in Seattle in connection with the affair. On one of them was found

Bolshevist literature and two hundred million francs in notes of the

Deutsche Bank. He admitted that his name was not Devlin and said that

the money had been given to him to hold by an Australian soldier who had

not returned for it.

_Moscow, April 19th._ (From the Special Correspondent of _The Daily

Blues_.)--I have just had a chat with Hackoff, the confidant of Trotsky.

He indignantly denied that Russia was in a state of anarchy and pointed

out that one hundred and twenty-three thousand one hundred and nine

persons had already been executed for conduct likely to cause a breach

of the peace. There can be no question that the man is sincere. He was

very despondent, and stated that, owing to false reports spread by the

Allies, the Bolshevist paper money had become worthless, except in

Paris, where they would take anything you had on you. He urged that

unless an arrangement could be made with the United States for a loan

or Colonel Wedgwood would consent to take command of the Red Army the

counter-revolution could no longer be resisted. Hackoff is a shrewd

fellow, but neither he nor Trotsky can cope with the situation much

longer. Only last week I telegraphed Mr. Lloyd George that England must

act at once if we are to save Bolshevism from being nothing better than

a Utopian dream.

_Wilna, April 20th._ (By special cable to _The Morning Roast_.)--Five

hundred thousand Red Guards, well supplied with heavy artillery and

German engineers (_Wurmtruppen_), are advancing on the town. The Church

Lads Brigade are parading the streets day and night to prevent looting.

Outwardly the Burgomaster remains calm, but this morning he told me,

with tears in his eyes, that unless three carloads of potatoes reached

the doomed city before next Friday nothing could save it. "Ah," he

cried, "if only rich England would send us some of her tinned milk!"

_Stockholm, April 21st._ (From the Special Correspondent of _The Daily

Thrill_.)--An extraordinary incident has come to light here. While the

baggage of Mlle. Orloff, the famous _danseuse_, was being unloaded at

the pier a heavy trunk dropped from the sling and crashed on to the

wharf. Rendered suspicious by the lady's unaccountable agitation,

Customs officers searched the trunk and found at the bottom of it six

hundred million pounds in bank-notes and a Russian named Oilivitch, who

at first claimed to be a scenic artist, but finally admitted that he had

been appointed by Lenin ambassador to the Netherlands. Communication

with Scotland Yard has now established the astounding fact that he is

the Abram Oilivitch who in 1914 kept a fish-and-chips shop in Lower

Tittlebat Street, Houndsditch. Oilivitch first came under suspicion when

it was discovered that Litvinoff had been seen to purchase a haddock at

his shop. He was also known to have contributed eighteen-pence to the

funds of the Union of Democratic Control, but afterwards recovered the

sum, claiming that he had paid it under the erroneous belief that

the Union of Democratic Control was an institution for extending

philanthropy to decaying fishmongers. After disappearing from sight for

a while Oilivitch was next heard of in the Censor's Department, from

which he was removed for suppressing a number of postal orders, but

afterwards reinstated and transferred to the Foreign Office. He left the

Foreign Office in June, 1918, as the result of ill-health, and was given

a passport to Russia, where his medical adviser resided.

_Later_.--It now transpires that Oilivitch was also employed at the

Admiralty, the War Office and the National Liberal Club. It has also

been established that he was born in Düsseldorf and that his real name

is Gustaf Schnapps. He is being detained on suspicion.

_Moscow, April 23rd._ (By special cable to _The Daily Blues_.)--The

situation here, thanks to the preposterous conduct of the Allies,

is desperate. Food is unobtainable and Trotsky has only one pair

of trousers. Unless something is done the Soviet Committee will

disintegrate and chaos ensue. Already grave unrest is manifesting itself

in various parts of the country. Hackoff, the able Minister of Justice

and Sociology, tells me that he has already raised the weekly executions

of bourgeoisie from six to ten thousand, in a desperate endeavour to

prevent disorder on the part of the populace. It is not too late for

the Peace Conference to act. Trotsky admitted to me yesterday that,

on receipt of fifty thousand pounds and a new pair of trousers as a

guarantee of good faith, he would allow the Big Four to present their

case to him. He is firm on the subject of an indemnity and the execution

of Mr. Bottomley. Otherwise he is moderation itself. But the Allies must

act at once. To-morrow will be too late.

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