[Illustration: HONOURS DIVIDED.
_Mr. Goodchild._ "YES, I DO FEEL IN GOOD SPIRITS THIS EVENING. MY BOY
HAS PASSED HIS EXAMINATION!"
_The Earl._ "WELL, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING IN THAT. SO HAS MINE."
_Mr. Goodchild._ "ER--INDIAN CIVIL?"
_The Earl._ "NO--BANKRUPTCY!"]
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