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(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks._)

_After the Day: Germany Unconquered and Unrepentant_ (JENKINS) is

the kind of thesis-book which it is wise to read in a deliberately

incredulous mood. Mr. HAYDEN TALBOT is an American newspaper man of

immense resourcefulness but, I should judge, of a not conspicuously

judicial habit of mind. That, perhaps, is hardly a newspaper man's

business. He is after copy, and certainly there's good enough copy in

his interviews with Count BERNSTORFF and Dr. RATHENAU, and one

must admire his feat of getting out of these and seven other German

publicists, including MAXIMILIAN HARDEN, the draft of a manifesto to

the people of America, composed in the hope, vain as it happened,

that the KAISER would break his long silence and sign it. It is the

author's theory that it is the inner camarilla, working for a speedy

restoration of the monarchy, that is responsible for the certainly

uncharacteristic reticence of Amerongen. Mr. TALBOT also interviewed

HINDENBERG, whom he found a "broken-down, inconsequential, garrulous

example of senility" LUDENDORFF, who was very stiff and proud and

rude; and the _fiancée_ of the man who sank the _Lusitania_. His

general idea of Germany is summed up in the remark of Mr. MANDELBAUM,

of New York: "All this talk about Fritz being down and out is all

bunk!" Germany is full of energy and hate; she will soon be a monarchy

again; will undersell the world; is assiduously preparing for air

supremacy as the way to _revanche_. I take it that this is not so

much a book as a _réchauffé_ of newspaper articles, which alone

will account for its formlessness and frequent changes of plane. Mr.

TALBOT, confessing to a total ignorance of the German tongue, seems

quite unconscious that this imposes certain limitations on his

capacity to make an adequate survey of a difficult problem.

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I may confess at once that I finished the first chapter of _The Woman

of the Picture_ (HODDER AND STOUGHTON) in a mood of slight derision,

induced by Mr. G.F. TURNER'S allowing one hero to say of the other

that he had "the interminable limbs" of an aristocrat. To the end of

the book indeed I was uncertain whether such occasional lapses were

meant to illumine the character of the supposed speaker or were

unintentional. But again to quote, this time a phrase in which Mr.

TURNER clearly shares my own delight, "before we were through with

the affair" such details had ceased to be of moment. The plain fact is

that _The Woman of the Picture_ is the most breathless, irresistible

piece of convincing impossibility you have read for ages. I decline to

struggle with any transcription of the plot. On the wrapper you

will observe the woman stepping bodily out of the picture, like the

ancestors in the whisky advertisement; this, however, is a symbolic

rather than an actual presentment. But there is plenty without it:

a rightful heir, mountain castles amid the eternal snows, a villain

(with sorceries), half-a-dozen attempted murders and the most

hair-lifting duel imaginable. Soberly considered the whole business is

a riot of delirium, belonging flagrantly to that realm where all the

world's a screen, and all the men and women merely movies. But the

unexpected charm of the book is that with the possible exceptions

noticed above) it is told with a touch of distinction, even of

subtlety, that invests its wildest audacities with an atmosphere of

fantastic truth. In short, if Mr. G.F. TURNER has done nothing else he

has at least enabled the fastidious to enjoy the thrills of a shocker

while retaining their self-respect.

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In the first of the three stories, each about a hundred pages in

length, which make up _Gold and Iron_ (HEINEMANN), it is hard to

escape the conviction that Mr. JOSEPH HERGESHEIMER between the lines,

"So you thought that CONRAD was the only JOSEPH who could throw a

man and woman together on a mysterious coast in the most strangely

romantic circumstances, and provide a thoroughly groolly scrap into

the bargain. Well, here's another little _Victory_ for you." He

seems definitely to challenge that air of the extraordinary and the

inevitable combined which Mr. CONRAD so subtly conveys. It is a big

effort, and I don't feel that the author quite brings it off, yet I

cannot think of anyone but Mr. CONRAD who would have come nearer to

doing so, and the fight in the dark in this story is one that even

after the War will make a reader catch his breath for half-a-dozen

pages at least. In the second and third stories, which actually deal

with gold and iron (the first of the three is called "Wild Oranges,"

though perhaps "Blood Oranges" would have been a better title),

the writer returns to a happier _métier_, and deals with an America

remarkably interesting and wholly novel to me, an America where

foundries and railways are in their infancy and crinolines are worn.

Saloons, bowie knives and bags of gold-dust are all too familiar to

us, but who, on this side of the Atlantic at any rate, ever remembers

the quiet towns with Victorian manners to which the diggers belonged

and returned? Both "Tubal Cain" and "The Dark Fleece" are excellent

yarns and wonderful pieces of pictorial reconstruction as well.

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After reading _The Searchers_ (HODDER AND STOUGHTON), I seriously

think of myself joining His Britannic Majesty's Secret Service.

All the fun and firearms, and ever, at the conclusion, a startling

surprise for your friends and admirers, among whom you stand cool,

calm and collected. _Anthony Keene-Leslie_ did not deceive me

when, upon his first introduction as a secret servant, he modestly

disclaimed the thrills and excitements commonly attributed to his

trade. I knew that many pages would not be turned before he would

land us in the middle of some crimson intrigue; mysterious strangers,

disguises, cryptic and invaluable manuscripts, urgent telegrams,

codes, Italian hidden hands, Scotland Yard, pseudo-taxicabs, clues

and things. But let others beware of Mr. JOHN FOSTER, a most ingenious

manipulator of the old stock-in-trade and possessing a rare sense of

humour. For the reader to pit his wits against the author's is,

in this instance, to be completely "had" and to become under the

necessity (about page 265) of taking off his hat, not only to the

secret servant but to a mere minion of the "Yard" also. Two minor

points emerge from a close study of the book. The first is that the

author is undoubtedly a barrister himself; if I am wrong on this point

I finally withdraw my threat to join the Service. The second point is

that he knows his Scotland even as well as he loves it. In the result

you have two merits, which together amply discount the element of

cheap sensationalism: one merit is the logical development of the

story, and the other is its beautiful setting. I don't know whether

it is due to the Scottish climate or to the legal atmosphere that

the author omits all reference to the feminine sex or affairs of the

heart; but anyhow it seemed right and meet that women should be

left at home when men were engaged upon such violent and dastardly

business.

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From certain internal evidences, mainly orthographical, I am led to

suppose _The Branding Iron_ (CONSTABLE) to be of Transatlantic origin.

This, no doubt, explains my unfamiliarity with the name of Miss

KATHARINE NEWLIN BURT, also certain minor points, notably the fact

that the story, though by no means badly told, suffers from what I can

only call a plethora of plot. As I followed the developments of its

intrigue and tracked the heroine from untutored savage, wife of the

wild Westerner whose excusable suspicions caused him to brand her as

private property, to the moment of her triumph as the bejewelled idol

of theatrical New York, the conviction grew upon me that here was a

tale surely predestined to be the screen that covers a multitude of

melodramatics. Presently indeed the suggestion became so insistent

that I went further and began to wonder whether I was not in fact

reading a "story-form" of some already triumphant film. Certainly

the resemblance is almost too pronounced to be fortuitous; from the

sensational branding scene, through cowboy stunts, to the up-town

playhouse, where a repentant and wife-seeking hero recognises his mark

upon the shoulder of the leading lady--and so to reconciliation, slow

fade-out, and the announcement of Next Week's Pictures. But though it

is impossible not to suspect Miss BURT of having an eye to what poetic

journalism calls the Shadow Stage, this is by no means to belittle

her mastery of the colder medium of print; and I hasten to acknowledge

that, upon me at least, _The Branding Iron_ has left a distinct though

possibly fleeting impression of good entertainment.

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