II.--THE INNOVATORS

The volcanic force which caused all the alarm was a young clergyman

who, by reason of his personal merits and his relationship to the Dean,

became the most minor of all the canons, and probably the most pleasing.

But before he had been a year in attendance it was rumoured that he had

views, and no clergyman with views had ever been associated with the

services at the Minster. There have been clergymen who took a lively

interest in landscape photography--even colour photography--and others

who had rubbed with their own hands some of the finest monumental

brasses in the country. A prebendary went so far in horticulture as to

stand godfather to a new rose (h.p.), and a precentor who devised

an automatic reel--a fishing-rod reel, not the terpsichorean--but

no dignitary had previously been known to develop views on the lines

adopted by this Canon Mowbray, for his views had an intimate connection

with the Church Service.

He had been heard to express the opinion that it was little short of

scandalous that people should enter the Cathedral and find themselves

surrounded by beauties of architecture and facing combinations of colour

in glass that were extremely lovely--that they should be able to hear

music of the most elevating type efficiently rendered by an organist

of ability and a well-trained choir, but the moment a member of the

Chapter--one of the dignitaries of the Church--began to discharge his

duties, either in his stall, at the electern, or in the pulpit, the

congregation were subjected to an infliction of mediocrity sometimes

verging on imbecility. It was little short of scandalous, he said, that

the most highly paid functionaries--men whose education had cost a great

deal of money--should show themselves so imperfectly equipped to

discharge their simplest duties in an intelligent manner. Few of them

could even intone correctly, and he had a suspicion that intoning was

invented to conceal their deficiency in reading the prayers. When they

stood at the lectern and read in that artificial voice that they assumed

for the Lessons for the day, treating the most splendidly dramatic

episodes with a tameness that suggested rather more than indifference,

they proved their inefficiency as plainly as when they stood at the

altar-rails and repeated the Commandments in that apologetic tone they

put on, as if they hoped the people present would understand quite

clearly that they, the readers, were not responsible for the bad taste

of the compiler of the Decalogue in referring to offences of which no

well-bred lady or gentleman would be guilty.

And then he went on to refer to the preaching....

Now Canon Mowbray did not give expression to his views all at once. He

was forced to do so by the action of the Dean and Chapter after he had

startled them all, and the congregation as well, by his dramatic reading

of the First Lesson, which was of the discomfiture of the Priests

of Baal by the prophet Elijah--a subject treated very finely by

Mendelssohn.

The truth was that Canon Mowbray had paid a visit to London every week

in order to get a lesson in elocution from a well-known ex-actor, and at

the end of six months had mastered, at any rate, the fundamentals of the

art. His performance, regarded by itself, would have been thought quite

creditable; but, judged by comparison with the usual reading of the

Lessons in the Minster, it was startling--thrilling. Long before he had

got to the ironic outburst of the prophet, “Cry aloud, for he is a god,”

he had got such a hold upon his hearers that when he made a little pause

the silence was striking. At the close also, when he had shut the

Book and stood for a few moments before saying, “Here endeth the First

Lesson,” the silence was the ecclesiastical equivalent to the plaudits

of the playhouse at the effective close of an act: he might have said,

“Here endeth the First Act.”

It seemed as if there was not a sirloin in Broad-minster over which

the performance was not discussed. Sides were taken in almost every

household of faith, some people condemning the innovation, others being

enthusiastic in its favour. The one said it was too theatrical--it was

not for clergymen to put themselves into a part, as if they were actors;

the other affirmed that the Bible should be read by a clergyman as if he

believed what he was reading, not in that _voix blanche,_ as the French

call the insincere monotone which for some reason, hard to discover, has

been almost universally adopted as the voice of the Church.

As a natural consequence of the discussion the attendance at the

afternoon service was immense, for it was understood that Canon Mowbray

was to read one of the Lessons. Men who had become quite lax in their

churchgoing looked up their silk hats, and even chapelgoers, having

heard of the morning performance, hastened to the Minster just to see

how theatrical it was. The organist wished he had chosen a more showy

anthem than “In Judah is God known.” This was quite too commonplace for

such an occasion, he thought: it would allow of the clergy's competing

with the choir for popularity, the idea of which was, of course, absurd.

The offertory was nearly double that of any afternoon of the year.

There could be no doubt that the “draw” was Canon Mowbray. He filled the

stage, so to speak; when he went to the lectern the effect was the same

as is produced on a full house by the entrance of the “star,” and once

again the silence was felt to be a subtle form of applause.

Canon Mowbray had no chance of electrifying his hearers, for they were

expectant; he managed, however, to get far more out of an unemotional

chapter than had ever been got out of it before, so that it was made

perfectly clear to every one that he meant to pursue the line he had

struck out for himself, and for the next few days there was no real

topic in Broad-minster but the innovation of Canon Mowbray.

It was not surprising that the Close should be greatly perturbed by the

innovation. The Chapter was against it to a man. They had got into a

groove so far as the church services were concerned, and they had been

running very easily in it for many years. Where was the need to make any

change? they asked. But even if some change was needed, why should it be

such a one as that of which Canon Mowbray had made himself the exponent?

There were the weaker brethren to consider: in every clerical discussion

the question of considering the weaker brethren plays a prominent

part. The weaker brethren objected very strongly to the introduction

of elocution in any florid form at the lectern or in front of the

altar-rails, and beyond a doubt the playhouse--a theatre is invariably

alluded to as a playhouse by people who are arguing against it--the

playhouse and the House of God are separate and distinct, and any

attempt to introduce the atmosphere of the former into the latter

savoured of irreverence, and should not be tolerated by any one having

at heart the welfare of the Church.

Of course, Canon Mowbray was quickly made aware of the opinion of the

Chapter regarding his innovation, and then it was that he made use of

the somewhat intemperate phrases already quoted in defining the artistic

incompetence of the clergy; and the clergy speedily learned all that he

had said and was still saying about them, and they were naturally very

much displeased.

But what could they do in the matter?

Well, it was obvious that they could be cold to him--they could delete

his name from the list of invitations to their whist parties and dinner

parties and luncheon parties. They could make it difficult for him to

get up a set at lawn-tennis or badminton; and, sure enough, they put

in motion all the apparatus of excommunication which is still at

the command of the Church. But the result was not all that had been

anticipated; for the people who felt that they owed Canon Mowbray a good

turn for the entertainment with which he had provided them for several

Sundays, got up special parties in his honour: dinner parties, and

whist parties, and even “tweeny” parties--the Sunday lunch between the

services at the Cathedral which occupies so prominent a position in the

convivial régime of Broadminster. But Canon Mowbray was wise enough not

to accept any of the invitations that he received. He knew that there

was far more to be got out of a pose as persecuted reformer than from

appearing at the most elaborate tweeny lunch that the most interesting

house in the town could provide.

He was quite right; for within a month he was summoned before the Dean

himself, and remonstrated with on the error of his excessive elocution.

It was understood the great Dignitary had used his own weapons against

him during this interview: his elocution was excessive as he referred to

the Canon's attempt to introduce an element into the services which

had previously been monopolised by the playhouse--the Dean, of course,

called the theatre the playhouse.

It need scarcely be said that this interview of remonstrance represented

a martyr's crown of 22 carats, hall-marked, to Canon Mowbray, and he

took care to display it: he never appeared in public without it. He

brushed his hair to accommodate its rim upon his head--every one who

has come in contact with a martyr knows how far the brushing of his

hair goes to the establishment of his claim to the crown--and it was

understood that even if Canon Mowbray's “size” had been in excess of

that marked on the ticket in his hat, it was nearly certain that within

a short time his head would be found quite equal to the wearing of his

crown without any one suggesting that it was a misfit.

But he had got the better of the Dean in the interview--he took care

that this fact became known. He had not forgotten himself or his

position for a moment. He had expressed his great regret that the Dean

was unable to look at the question of the innovation with his, the

Canon's, eyes; he had a great respect for the Dean's opinion on most

matters, and he knew no one whose advice he would follow more gladly; but

in this particular point he found it impossible to do so. Surely if

the art of the musician was admitted into the services, the art of the

elocutionist should not be excluded--and so forth. Good taste? He was

said, that he could not allow any considerations of what some people

called good taste to interfere with what he believed to be his duty.

After all, good taste and bad taste were merely relative terms. It was

not possible that on any aesthetic grounds Mr. Dean would be prepared to

say that the slovenly reading of the Sacred Word to which they had been

for long accustomed at the Minster was more tasteful than--than one in

which the ordinary principles of elocution were observed.

It was when the Dean was confronted with arguments which he made no

attempt to answer that he became grossly personal, Canon Mowbray said,

attributing to him, the Canon, motives unworthy of a clergyman with any

sense of his high calling, and thereby proving pretty conclusively, the

Canon thought, that as an arbiter of good taste the Dean could scarcely

be admitted to a position of any prominence.

The result of the Dean's remonstrance was to strengthen the Canon's

cause in the eyes of his adherents; and when one of these friends wrote

a letter to the newspapers, expressing the opinion that if Canon

Mowbray had been guilty of any breach of discipline the ecclesiastical

authorities should take action with a view to justifying themselves in

the attitude they had assumed in regard to him, the general opinion was

that the Canon had triumphed, for the Dean and Chapter knew perfectly

well that they had no power to accept the challenge implied in the

letter: the question was not one of turning to the east or turning

to the west, or of lighting candles in a place where no artificial

illuminant was required, or of wearing an overelaborate robe--it was

solely a question of taste, and the discipline of the Church has nothing

to do with matters of taste.

It was at this point that Lady Birnam, who claimed to be a local

ecclesiastical seismometer, so to speak, prophesied a cataclysm that

would shake the Church to its foundations. She went far beyond the

advisory committee of St. Paul's in considering the consequences of

making new subways by the London County Council.

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