PECTOLITE

This is one of the younger group of minerals: it was discovered

by a German scientist in 1828. For its age it is an exceptionally

interesting stone—if it is a stone. Its most eminent and distinguishing

peculiarity is described as the “property of parting with minute

splinters from its surface upon being handled, these splinters

or spicules piercing the hand, producing a pain similar to that

experienced by contact with a nettle.”

In the mineral kingdom pectolite ought to take high rank, near the very

throne. In its power of annoying man it is a formidable competitor

to several illustrious members of the vegetable kingdom, such as the

nettle, the cactus, the poison ivy and the domestic briar. There

are, indeed, several members of the animal kingdom which hardly

excel it in the power of producing human misery. Considering its

remarkable aptitude in that bad way its rarity is somewhat difficult to

understand, and is perhaps more apparent than real. Professor Hanks

says that previously to its discovery in California it had been found

in only eight places. If upon investigation these should turn out to be

Europe, Asia, Africa, North and South America, Australia and the two

Polar continents, the unnatural discrepancy between its objectionable

character and its narrow distribution would be explained away, and

pectolite seen to be “in touch” with its sister malevolences, whose

abundance is usually in the direct ratio of their noxiousness to man.

In his efforts to make this uncommon mineral known, advance its

interests and bring it into closer relations with mankind, Professor

Hanks is winning golden opinions from the manufacturer of arsenic, the

promoter of the Canadian thistle, and the local agent of the imported

rattlesnake. The various uses to which it can be put are obvious and

numberless. As a missile in a riot—the impeller wearing a glove,

but the other person having nothing to guard his face and eyes—its

field of usefulness will be wide and fertile. Small fragments of it

attractively displayed here and there about the city will give a rich

return of agony when thoughtlessly picked up. For village sidewalks

inimical to the thin shoe of the period it would be entirely superior

to the knotty plank studded with projecting nail heads. With a view

to these various “uses of adversity,” it would be well for Professor

Hanks to submit careful estimates of the cost of quarrying it and

transporting it to places where it can be made to do the greatest harm

to the greatest number. To assist and further the purposes of Nature,

as manifested in the character of the several agencies and materials

which she employs, is the greatest glory of science. A human being

assailed by all the natural forces, seizing a stone to defend himself

and getting a fistful of pectolitic spiculæ, is a spectacle in which

one can get as near and clear a glimpse of the Great Mystery as in any;

and science is now prepared to supply the stone.

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