But this I know, and know full well—

that in ridiculing the blind, unreasoning adoration of Shakspeare as an

infallible and impeccable god in whose greater glory all _dii minores_

must hide their diminished heads and pale their uneffectual fires, Mr.

Shaw does well and merits sympathetic attention. Without going so far

as Voltaire, one may venture without irreverence to hold an opinion

of one’s own as to the great Englishman’s barbarous exuberance of

metaphor, pure and mixed, his poverty of invention in the matter of

plots, his love of punning, his tireless pursuit of a quibble to the

ultimate ramifications of its burrow, and a score of other faults which

in others his thick-and-thin protagonists freely condemn. Many of these

sins against art were doubtless the offspring of a giant indolence, and

sole desire to draw the rabble of the streets into his theater. For

literature he cared nothing, of literary ambition knew nothing—just

made plays, played them and flung away the manuscript. Even the sonnets

were left unsigned—which is fortunate, for his unearthly signature

would have misled the compiler.

Whatever may be the other qualities of “As You Like It,” Mr. Shaw will

perhaps admit that in point of mere decency it is pretty fair, which is

more than any but a Shakspearolater will say of “Romeo and Juliet,”

for example. Not greatly caring for the theater, I am not familiar

with “acting versions,” but this play as it came from the hand of its

author is, in a moral sense, detestable. All its men are blackguards,

all its women worse, and worst of all is Juliet herself, who makes no

secret of the nature of her passion for Romeo, but discloses it with

all the candor of a moral idiot insensible to the distinction between

propensity and sentiment. Her frankness is no less than hideous. Yet

one may read page after page by reputable authors in praise of her as

one of the sweetest of Shakspeare’s fascinating heroines. Babes are

named for her and drawing-room walls adorned with ideal portraits of

her, engraved from paintings of great artists. One has only to read

Taine’s description of an Elizabethan theater audience to understand

why dramatists of those “spacious times” did not need seriously to

concern themselves with morality; but that Shakspeare’s wit, pathos and

poetry can make such characters as those of this drama acceptable to

modern playgoers and readers is the highest possible attestation of the

man’s consummate genius.

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