AS TO CARTOONING

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I wish that the American artists whose lot is cast in the pleasant

domain of caricature would learn something of the charm of moderation

and the strength of restraint. Their “cartoons” yell; one looks at them

with one’s fingers in one’s ears.

Did you ever observe and consider the dragon in Chinese art? With what

an awful ferocity it is endowed by its creator—the expanded mouth with

its furniture of curling tongue and impossible teeth, its big, fiery

eyes, scaly body, huge claws and spiny back! All the horrible qualities

the artist knows he lavishes upon this pet of his imagination. The

result is an animal which one rather wishes to meet and would not

hesitate to cuff. Unrestricted exaggeration has defeated its own

purpose and made ludicrous what was meant to be terrible. That is, the

artist has lacked the strength of restraint. A true artist could so

represent the common domestic bear, or the snake of the field, as to

smite the spectator with a nameless dread. He could do so by merely

giving to the creature’s eye an expression of malevolence which would

need no assistance from claw, fang or posture.

The American newspaper cartoonist errs in an infantile way similar

to that of the Chinese; by intemperate exaggeration he fails of his

effect. His men are not men at all, so it is impossible either to

respect or detest them, or to feel toward them any sentiment whatever.

As well try to evoke a feeling for or against a wooden Indian, a

butcher’s-block, or a young lady’s favorite character in fiction. His

deformed and distorted creations are entirely outside the range of

human sympathy, antipathy, or interest. They are not even amusing. They

are disgusting and, as in the case of foul names, the object of the

disgust which they inspire is not the person vilified, but the person

vilifying.

Perhaps I am not the average reader, but it is a fact that I frequently

read an entire newspaper page of which one of these cartoons is the

most conspicuous object, without once glancing at the picture’s title

or observing what it is all about. I have the same unconscious

reluctance to see it that I have to see anything else offensive.

I once sat reading a Republican newspaper. The whole upper half of the

page consisted of a cartoon by a well-known artist. It represented

Mr. Bryan, the Democratic candidate for the Presidency, standing on

his head in a crowd (which I think he would do if it would make him

President, and I don’t know that it would not) but I did not then

observe it. The artist himself sat near by, narrowly watching me, which

I did observe. A little while after I had laid down the paper he said

carelessly: “O, by the way, what do you think of my cartoon of Bryan

with his heels in the air?” And—Heaven help me!—I replied that I had

been a week out of town and had not seen the newspapers!

A peculiarity of American caricature is that few of its “masters”

know how to draw. They are like our great “humorists,” who are nearly

all men of little education and meagre reading. As soon as they have

prospered, got a little polish and some knowledge of books, they cease

to be “humorists.”

One of the most popular of the “cartoonists” knows so little of anatomy

that in most of his work the human arm is a fourth too short, and

seems to be rapidly dwindling to a pimple; and so little of perspective

that in a certain cartoon one of his figures was leaning indolently

against a column about ten feet from where he stood.

A fashion has recently come in among the comic artists of getting great

fun out of the lower forms of life. They have discovered and developed

a mine of humor in the beasts and the birds, the reptiles, fishes

and insects. Some of the things they make them say and do are really

amusing. But here is where they all go wrong and spoil their work: they

put upon these creatures some article of human attire—boots, a coat or

a hat. They make them carry umbrellas and walking-sticks. They put a

lightning rod on a bird’s nest, a latch on a squirrel-hole in a tree,

and supply a beehive with a stovepipe. Why? They don’t know why; they

have a vague feeling that incongruity is witty, or that to outfit an

animal with human appurtenances brings it, somehow, closer to one’s

bosom and business. The effect is otherwise.

When you have drawn your cow with a skirt she has not become a woman,

and is no longer a cow. She is nothing that a sane taste can feel an

interest in. An animal, or any living thing, in its natural state—is

always interesting. Some animals we know to have the sense of humor and

all probably have language; so in making them do and say funny things,

even if their speech has to be translated into ours, there is nothing

unnatural, incongruous or offensive. But a cat in a shirtwaist, a

rabbit with a gun—ah, me!

Obviously it is futile to say anything to those “dragons of the prime”

who draw the combination map-and-picture—the map whereon cities are

represented by clusters of buildings, each cluster extending half way

to the next. It would be useless to protest that these horrible things

are neither useful as maps nor pleasing as pictures. They are—well,

to put it quite plainly, they sicken. Sometimes the savages who draw

them sketch-in a regiment or so of soldiers—this in “war-maps” of

course—whose height is about five miles each, except that of the

commander, which is ten. And if there is a bit of sea the villain

who draws it will show us a ship two hundred miles long, commonly

sailing up hill or down. It is useless to remonstrate against this

kind of thing. The men guilty of it are little further advanced

intellectually than the worthy cave-dweller who has left us his

masterpieces scratched on rocks and the shoulder blades of victims of

his appetite—the illustrious inventor of the six-legged mammoth and the

feathered pig.

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