[From an ad of a Southern resort.]
You can sail, bathe, motor, play tennis or play golf on the finest
nine-hole golf course in the South.
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Speaking of democratizing the U. S. G. A. and making the game safe
for democracy, an old lady accosted a man who was poking a ball along
the edge of a public course. “What do you call that game?” she asked.
“Dunno,” said the man. “This is the first time I ever played it.”
On the same course, a child was heard to announce: “I’m going to play
golf, too, when I’m six years old.” “Here!” called a waiting and weary
democrat, “take my clubs. You’ll be six years old when my number is
called.”