FOR THE BENEFIT OF ZOILUS.

SHAKSPEARE speaks of "the maiden virtue of the Crown." And the word

"maiden" bears, in certain constructions, the meanings, "fresh, new,

youthful, &c." But when _Mr. Punch_, comparing generally "Fifty Years

Syne" with To-day, says:--

"Then HER MAJESTY, a Maiden Queen, fresh graced the Throne,"

"A SEPTUAGENARIAN" acidly objects, and twits _Mr. Punch_ with

premature failure of memory. "Aha! I know that man!" says _Mr. P._

_Mr. Punch_, of course, merely meant that about fifty years ago HER

MAJESTY was a very youthful Sovereign. Moreover, the comparison made

between "Then and Now" was not intended to be confined rigorously to

"July 17, 1841," as is shown in the previous stanza, which says:--

"Then TOM HOOD could sing that Song which moved a world to tears,"

meaning "_The Song of the Shirt_," which, as explained in a footnote,

was not published until 1843. Had _Mr. Punch_ written with the fear of

ZOILUS before his eyes, he might have appended _another_ foot-note, to

explain--for the benefit of ZOILUS--that he did _not_ mean to convey

the idea that HER MAJESTY was unmarried when _he_ first made his

appearance. Whereto the reply of the Public--all but ZOILUS--would

probably have been, "Whoever supposed you _did_?"

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"THEN YOU'LL REMEMBER ME!"--Among the names of those who, within the

last ten years, have done good work for _Mr. Punch_ ought to have

appeared that of Mr. SAVILE CLARKE, whose _cri du coeur_ from foreign

shores has reached _Mr. P.'s_ ears and touched _Mr. P.'s_ heart.

* * * * *

L'ENTENTE CORDIALE.--A portion of the French Fleet is soon to be

entertained on English shores. The first of these vessels sighted as

it approaches will be sufficient evidence of their French ship towards

us.

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NOTICE.--Rejected Communications or Contributions, whether MS.,

Printed Matter, Drawings, or Pictures of any description, will in no

case be returned, not even when accompanied by a Stamped and Addressed

Envelope, Cover, or Wrapper. To this rule there will be no exception.

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