SIR EDWARD CARSON.]

_Tuesday, May 11th._--Lord LONDONDERRY moved the second reading of the

Air Navigation Bill. An important part of the Bill relates to trespass

or nuisance by aeroplanes. The rights of the property-owner _usque ad

coelum_ will obviously have to be considerably modified if commercial

aviation is to be possible; but Lord MONTAGU entered a _caveat_

against accepting the provisions of the Bill in this regard without

close examination. Constant flying over a man's house or property

might, as he said, constitute a serious nuisance. Imagine an

"air-drummer," if one may so call him, hovering over a Royal

garden-party and showering down leaflets on the distinguished guests.

The little _coterie_ that is so nervously anxious lest this country

should do anything to assist the Poles in their attacks on the

Bolshevists was particularly active this afternoon. Even the SPEAKER'S

large tolerance is beginning to give out. One of the gang announced

his intention of repeating a question already answered. "And I give

notice," said Mr. LOWTHER, "that if the hon. and gallant Member does

repeat it I shall not allow it to appear on the Notice-paper."

Another hon. Member wanted to know why, if we were not helping the

Poles, we kept a British mission at Warsaw. "Among other things,"

replied Mr. CHURCHILL, "to enable me to answer questions put to me

here." A third sought information regarding the expenditure of the

Secret Service money, and was duly snubbed by Mr. CHAMBERLAIN with the

reply that if he answered the question the Service would cease to be

secret.

The rejection of the Finance Bill was moved by Mr. BOTTOMLEY. In his

view the CHANCELLOR was making a great mistake in trying to pay off

debt, especially if it meant the taxation of such harmless luxuries

as champagne and cigars. "Let posterity pay," was his motto. Still, if

Mr. CHAMBERLAIN was determined to persist in his foolish course, let

him give him (Mr. BOTTOMLEY) a free hand and he would guarantee to

raise a thousand millions in a month. The best comment on this

oration was furnished by Mr. BARNES, who strongly advocated a tax upon

advertisements.

_Wednesday, May 12th._--The prevalent notion that the only road

a Scotsman cares about is that which leads to England cannot be

maintained in face of Lord BALFOUR'S vigorous indictment of the

Ministry of Transport for its neglect of the highways in his native

Clackmannan. The Duke of SUTHERLAND was equally eloquent about the

deplorable state of the Highlands, where the people were not even

allowed telephones to make up for their lack of transport facilities.

"Evil communications corrupt good manners," and there was real

danger that the Highlanders would vote "Wee Free" at the next General

Election. Appalled by this prospect, no doubt, Lord LYTTON hastened to

return a soft answer, from which we learned that three-quarters of

a million had already been allocated to Scottish roads, and gathered

that the dearest ambition of Sir ERIC GEDDES was to share the fame of

the hero immortalised in the famous lines:--

"Had you seen but these roads before they were made

You would hold up your hands and bless General WADE."

Only Mr. KIPLING could do full justice to the story of the abduction,

pursuit and recapture--all within thirty-six hours--of an English

lady at Peshawar. Even as officially narrated by Mr. MONTAGU it was

sufficiently exciting. The most curious and reassuring fact was

that all the actors in the drama, abductors and rescuers alike, were

Afridis. It is to be hoped that this versatile community includes a

cinematograph operator, and that a film will, like the lady, shortly

be "released."

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