When the cackle of females strikes my ear--

_Society Chatter_ (_as before_). Oh, _much_ cooler here ... Yes,

delightful, wasn't it? Everybody one knows ... No, you don't

_really_?... Oh, POPSY's flourishing, thanks ... The new Butler turned

out a perfect demon ... but I said I wouldn't have his tail dooked

for anything ... so they've painted it _eau de Nil_, and it looks _so_

nice!

_Miss F.B._ (_pointedly_).

When the cackle of females strikes my ear, I jest vamose, for they

make me skeered,

And I sorter suspicion I skeer them too, with my hulking form, and

my bushy beard!

[_Here, of course, she strokes a very round chin._

_Society Chatter_. Seems to be somethin' goin' on in there--singin',

actin', dancin', or somethin' ... Well, of course, only heard _her_

version of it as yet, y'know ... Have you seen him in ... white

bensaline with a Medici collar, and one of those ... nasty gouty

attacks he _will_ have are only rheumatism, &c., &c.

_Miss F.B._ (_when next heard_).

I cleared my throat, and I tried to speak--but the words died

strangled--

_A Feminine Voice outside_. So _long_ since we had a quiet talk

together! Do tell me all about, &c., &c.

_Miss F.B._ --strangled by sheer alarm.

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