OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

Hearty congratulations from the Baron and his assistants to Mr. H. W.

LUCY on his delightful life of Mr. GLADSTONE (W. H. ALLEN & Co).

No one certainly has had better opportunities than TOBY, M.P., for

studying the great statesman in all his varying moods; and it may be

affirmed with equal certainty that no other man (or dog) could have

used his opportunities to greater advantage for the benefit of the

public. There are in this little volume a tone of easy yet scholarly

courtesy, a fine literary touch, and a marvellous power of condensing

details into one vividly descriptive sentence. It is an admirable

piece of work, which, seeing that it only costs a shilling, ought to

be sure of a popularity fully equal to its high merits.

"Bravo TOBY!" says

[Illustration: THE BARON DE BOOK-WORMS.]

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CHANGE OF DESCRIPTIVE TITLE.--In the Egyptian explorations, the

results of which, so far, have been recently given in Professor

PETRIE'S lecture, reported in the _Times_ of Thursday, April 18, the

lecturer tells us how he was accompanied in his researches by Mr.

GRENFELL, "The Craven Fellow." How doubly plucky of Professor PETRIE

to proceed with such a companion so extraordinarily timorous as is

expressed in such a _sobriquet_ as "The Craven Fellow." However, he

belied his name by showing such pluck and perseverance in rendering

assistance to the Professor as will entitle him to explain himself

as "_Late_ the Craven Fellow," but _now_ "the C. F., or Courageous

Fellow."

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[Illustration: THE JAP IN THE CHINA SHOP.

_Master of the Situation_ (_loq._). "NOW THEN, YOU PIG-HEADED OLD

PIGTAIL, OPEN YOUR SHOP--AND HAND ME THE KEYS!"]

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[Illustration: SCORCHING.

_First Countryman_ (_to third-rate Amateur Jock, whose mount won't

have the Fence_). "NOW THEN, SHOVE 'IM AT IT AGIN, MISTER! WHOI DENGED

IF OI WOULDN'T JUMP THAT 'ERE LITTLE PLACE WI' A JACKASS!"

_Second Countryman._ "MAYBE YER WOULD, MA LAD; BUT YER SEE THAT 'ERE

'OSS DON'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT JUMPING WI' A JACKASS!"]

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