CHAPTER VII.

A BIRD’S-EYE VIEW OF CONSTANTINOPLE FROM PERA.

An accomplished linguist--Le Petit Champ des Morts--Bird’s-eye

view--Breakfast table of the hotel--English Embassy--Interview with

Lady Stratford de Redcliffe--The sanctuary of high diplomacy--Lord

Stratford de Redcliffe--Signor Roco Vido--His apartment--Importance

of a good dinner--Lord Stratford’s diplomatic banquet

postponed--Probable consequences--Quotation from the _Gastronomic

Regenerator_.

The rays of the sun on that showery March day assumed, towards five

p.m., in the regions of the West, a most brilliant aspect. The vaporous

edges of the humid clouds seemed gilded with vermilion and silver tints.

The floods of light, like living fire, fell upon the rich masses of the

domes of various mosques, and hundreds of pointed and slender minarets.

While gazing in loneliness and contemplation, from the terrace of the

Hôtel des Ambassadeurs, at this charming spot in the East, to which the

beautiful mirage of an Oriental sunset lent an indescribable charm, a

shrieking voice was heard from the lower terrace, saying, “Il signor, la

table d’outre est servi! et il se refroidit fortement! La soupe il étoit

tout à fait déménagée of the tureen!” Looking over the railing, I

perceived the interpreter of the hotel, who was unfortunately the

possessor of several tongues, addressing himself to me. He, no doubt,

meant to imply that the table-d’hôte had been served, and the soup

already removed from the table. This _olla podrida_ of languages having

produced no effect upon my mind, half an hour after, the son of the

hotel-keeper made his appearance, who, though speaking French like

certain horned beasts in Spain, clearly gave me to understand that I was

too late for dinner. Taking advantage of his unexpected visit, I

inquired, looking towards the arsenal, “What part of the metropolis is

that opening near us?”

“Le Petit Champ des Morts, or the Small Field of the Dead,--so-called,

though nearly two miles in circumference, which is now so full that no

further interments are allowed within its area,”--he replied.

By the aid of an opera-glass, I plainly distinguished beneath us a large

pile of irregular stones, encircled by a railing. I, at first sight,

took this for the ruins of a kind of hippodrome which might have

succumbed to an earthquake, each stone having lost its perpendicular, as

though purposely to mock its fellow, and not making the slightest

attempt to perpetuate the grandeur of their solemn mission. Horses,

mules, and donkeys, were seen dragging loads of large planks to and fro,

six or eight on either side. The ends of the planks kept cutting rather

deep zig-zags into the soft ground, and were continually catching

against tombstones. The whole formed a kind of gigantic American

bagatelle board, where, when the ball is violently thrown to the top, it

descends by degrees, catching the points in every direction in its way

down. Next to it music was heard. Boys were romping, some playing with

marbles, or five para pieces, making use of the stones for their point

of departure. Lemonade, cakes, raki, and variegated bonbons, oranges,

lemons, &c., were briskly purchased by the promenaders, who, amongst

this _cohue-bohue_ of industry, were seen gaily crossing and recrossing

the green paths. Some reclined against the grave-stones, forming, as it

were, an arm-chair. Amongst them, however, were but few Mussulmans, some

turning Dervishes and Howlers, Greeks, Armenians, French, Perotes,

Smyrniotes, and here and there gazing with astonishing disapprobation,

some of the children of Albion. All excepting the latter might be seen

gaily fluttering from tombstone to tombstone, like busy bees from flower

to flower, in a perfumed pasture in summer. Here and there clumps of

cypress trees looked like the mournful guardians of this desecrated

spot. Some of the marble stones are still vividly stained with the blood

of the haughty and rebellious Janissaries, whose crumbling bodies lay

beneath. Such is the pious veneration of the Oriental population for the

remains of their ancestors in the Petit Champ des Morts at Pera.

The principal buildings which grace this foreign quarter are the

English, French, Austrian, Russian, Sardinian, and Prussian embassies.

The former, called the Palais d’Angleterre, now the residence of Lord

Stratford de Redcliffe, interested me most, as I was in duty bound to

pay my humble respects to his lordship and her ladyship the next

morning. It brought to my mind from a distance the celebrated building

of the Reform Club, which gave Barry his high reputation as an

architect, and where your humble servant passed above two lustres of his

culinary career.

While the new moon was faintly shining through transparent clouds, the

hundred minarets of Stamboul and its vicinity had been illuminated for a

festival, and their fiery collarettes à la Vandyke proudly carried those

rings of diamonds high towards the heavenly sphere. Eight o’clock was

striking at the Catholic church of Saint Mary. All was darkness and

silence. Hastily retiring to my bed-room, perfectly satisfied with

having fed my mind, although I had probably neglected internal

restoration, I soon fell into a most profound slumber, in which I saw

nothing but churchyards, clumps of cypress trees, mosques, and

illuminated minarets, till I awoke at daybreak.

My wandering mind having fluttered all night about the Oriental

metropolis, I was not in the slightest degree surprised to find myself

in the morning in the land which had given birth to the _Arabian

Nights_. The sound of a cracked bell was heard from the bottom of the

staircase, inviting each traveller to his morning meal. There was a

goodly number present, and we sat down about thirty-five. The majority

were military men, of various ranks, mostly French and English. Some

expressed their regret at my absence the previous evening, fancying--so

much for imagination--the dinner would have been more choice had the

landlord been personally acquainted with me. At all events, the

breakfast-table was well supplied, and I made a hearty meal, amidst the

buzzing of various languages.

As it was nearly eleven o’clock by the time I had finished, I started

for the Embassy, and after about twenty minutes of most laborious

gymnastic exercise over the ill-paved Rue (Ruelle it should be called)

de Pera, I entered the small wooden gate at the grand entrance of the

Palais d’Angleterre, which is majestically located in a fine open space

of ground, encircled by a large terrace, with parterres of shrubs and

high trees, from which spot a most favourable view of the rich mass of

building around is obtained. Modest grandeur, boldness, and simplicity

of execution, seem to have been the architect’s sole ambition. I shall

probably, in another chapter, describe the beauty and comfort of its

interior. The porter having taken my card, I was immediately shown into

the library. A few moments spent in this sanctuary of belles lettres

afforded me a fair opportunity of closely examining a very excellent and

well-executed painting, the style of which assured me that it was a good

portrait of his Sublime Majesty, the present Sultan, Abdul Medjid. Ten

minutes had scarcely elapsed, when Lady Stratford entered, and addressed

me in French, with a smile of welcome difficult to forget. “Well,

Monsieur Soyer, we heard of your departure from England for the East.”

“No doubt you did, my lady.”

“And I sincerely hope that you will succeed in your laudable

undertaking. I have no doubt your suggestions will prove highly

beneficial, and be well received by the authorities at the various

hospitals, which, in your department, are much in want of some kind of

regulation. I also hope that the Minister-at-War has invested you with

power to act according to your own judgment.”

“I am happy to inform your ladyship,” said I, “that her Majesty’s

Government has not only granted me the power required to superintend

and, if possible, improve the diet at the Hospital, but have also

honoured me with their full confidence as regards ordering anything

extra which may be required, so long as it tends to the comfort of the

sick.’

“Well, I am very happy to hear that such is the case,” replied her

ladyship; “for without such power your services would not have been so

effective.”

“I can assure your ladyship that I would not have undertaken this task

if such powers had not been granted to me by Lord Panmure. I was well

aware of the numerous difficulties I should meet with, which are almost

unavoidable in every kind of administration. But so highly do I

appreciate the honour conferred upon me, that, far from taking advantage

of the unlimited confidence reposed in me, it will be my pride to try

and make all my contemplated improvements with the present governmental

allowance; and I have no doubt that in time, by judicious organization

and good management, as well as by using everything to the best

advantage, I shall economize, instead of increasing the expense to the

nation. Having heard that your ladyship has, from the commencement of

this serious war, devoted the best part of your time to the various

hospitals, in watching over the sick and wounded, I shall esteem it a

great favour if you will direct me how to act, in order to insure prompt

success, and what articles of diet are most required for the patients.”

“It will afford me great pleasure, Monsieur Soyer, to give you the

principal information; but Signor Roco Vido, my head manager and cook,

will furnish the details, as he daily prepares large quantities of

comforts,--such as beef-tea, mutton and chicken broth, calves’-foot

jelly, &c., &c.,--and distributes them himself at the Barrack and

General Hospitals, also at Hyder Pacha, where the officers are.”

“Indeed, my lady. Such information from Signor Roco would be invaluable

to me.”

“Very well; I will send for him.”

“I beg your ladyship’s pardon, but I always understood that the

hospitals were on the other side the Bosphorus.”

“Yes, Monsieur Soyer, the great military ones are; but as at the

beginning of the campaign, after the battle of the Alma, none of them

had extra diet kitchens, we prepare food here and send it over.”

“I understand that the Bosphorus is sometimes so rough that no one can

cross it.”

“Such is the case; but we have a good-sized caique, and I can assure you

that, although it is so very dangerous, it has never missed going one

day; and since the battle of Inkermann, it often goes to Kululee, where

we have opened another hospital, nearly three miles from this. Before

you see Signor Roco, if you will follow me, I will inquire whether Lord

Stratford is disengaged, as I have no doubt he will be pleased to see

you.”

“I am your ladyship’s most humble servant,” was my reply.

After walking over the best part of the grand square gallery, and

crossing before the magnificent marble hall and gigantic staircase, we

ascended to a loftier story. A gentle tap at the door gained us

admittance to the sanctuary of high diplomacy. A plain screen was all

the furniture to be seen. A few words from her ladyship soon brought me

in communication with his Excellency, who, though much engaged (being

surrounded by mountains of official papers), received me in a most

cheerful and friendly manner. After I had said a few words relative to

the mission entrusted to me by the British Government, and her ladyship

had briefly narrated our former conversation, Lord Stratford kindly

expressed the pleasure it would give him to hear of my success in that

important department. “A good diet,” said Lady Stratford, “being of

paramount importance to every one in a state of debility. Monsieur

Soyer,” continued her ladyship, “also wishes to see Roco, to learn from

him, as he has now had several months’ practice making various aliments

for the patients, what kinds are most in request by the doctors.”

“No doubt,” Lord Redcliffe replied, “Roco will be happy to give you all

the information you may require upon the subject. He is a very good man,

and exerts himself to the utmost for the hospitals.”

Lord Stratford again expressed his good wishes and promises of kind

support, whereupon her ladyship and your humble servant retired. The

ambassadress then ordered the footman in waiting to conduct me to

Signor Roco’s apartment; expressing her desire to meet me with him the

next day at the Kululee and Scutari hospitals. I promised to attend at

those places on the following morning, and took my leave.

A walk through the gallery and corridor of that noble mansion brought us

to Signor Roco Vido’s door. An indication on the outside apprised me

that my cicerone was a child of _la belle Italie_, which at first caused

me some fear lest this should create impediments and delay in our

business transactions, as I only understood the language of the Italian

opera. A few words from the footman soon brought me in amicable contact

with the major-domo of the Palais d’Angleterre, who spoke excellent

English, and, like his illustrious master, was surrounded by archives,

but only of culinary and household affairs. The contents of these,

though not so important to the world, were nearly as substantial, more

especially the bill of fare, which in itself is capable of influencing

any diplomatic subject. A good one gratifies the stomach and soothes the

brain, which is necessarily influenced by the quality, succulence, and

scientific preparation of the aliments imparted to the first organ.

Such was the important office entrusted to the guidance of Signor Roco

Vido. And who can say, after all, that the late destructive war was not

partly, or even entirely, caused by a dinner? Did not the French

revolution of ‘48 emanate from a banquet? and upon this occasion, 1854,

six years after, a most unaccountable gastronomic event occurred. Lord

Stratford de Redcliffe, on his return to Constantinople as

plenipotentiary, had for the first time invited his Excellency Prince

Menschikoff to a grand diplomatic dinner, where all the representatives

of the then united Courts were to assemble. The day was fixed for the

21st of March, 1854, and the invitations were cordially accepted, most

especially by the representative of the Czar; he being, no doubt,

anxious to read upon the brow of the diplomatist the political feeling

of his nation. That very day, towards noon, the Sultan’s mother died. In

the morning she had written a letter to his Excellency, expressive of

her full confidence that he would study the future welfare of her son in

his relations with the British Government. On account of this mournful

event, and with a most profound feeling of respect and veneration for

the Imperial mourner, the dinner was postponed for a week; and while the

dark veil was laid over the banqueting-table, and the black seal was set

upon the _batterie de cuisine_, and numerous _bouches à feu de

l’Ambassade britannique_, his Excellency Prince Menschikoff was on board

a Russian man-of-war anchored at the mouth of the Black Sea, waiting

with all the dignity and defiance imaginable for the determination of

peace or war. The diplomatic banquet never took place! the war did!

I consider a postponed diplomatic dinner to be an universal calamity,

especially when only a few hours’ notice of the postponement is given;

and I cannot but quote the _Gastronomic Regenerator_, page 342,

published in the year 1842, in which I say--

“Rien ne dispose mieux l’esprit humain à des transactions amicales qu’un

dîner bien conçu et artistement préparé. Lisez l’histoire, et vous y

trouverez que, dans tous les temps et chez tous les peuples, le bien qui

s’est fait, et quelquefois le mal, fut toujours précédé ou suivi d’un

copieux dîner.”

_Translation._--“Nothing can prepare the human mind for amicable

intercourse better than a well-conceived and artistically-prepared

dinner. Read history, and you will ascertain that at all periods, and

amongst all nations, the benefits, and sometimes the evils, they

experienced, were either preceded or followed by a good dinner.”

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