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[Illustration: OUR BOYS.
_Outraged Elder Brother_ (_who has been asked for a light_). "You're a
nice example for young 'Erb. 'Ow dare you 'ave Cigarettes?"
_Brother Bill._ "They ain't mine--they're 'Erb's."]
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An Impending Apology.
"Chaplain would appreciate portable Gramophone for clearing
station."--_The Times._
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