Lord BYRON rose and said:--

My Lords,--The question before the House has been so frequently,

fully, and ably discussed, and never perhaps more ably than on this

night, that it would be difficult to adduce new arguments for or

against it. But with each discussion, difficulties have been removed,

objections have been canvassed and refuted, and some of the former

opponents of Catholic emancipation have at length conceded to the

expediency of relieving the petitioners. In conceding thus much,

however, a new objection is started; it is not the time, say they, or

it is an improper time, or there is time enough yet. In some degree I

concur with those who say, it is not the time exactly; that time is

passed; better had it been for the country, that the Catholics

possessed at this moment their proportion of our privileges, that

their nobles held their due weight in our councils, than that we

should be assembled to discuss their claims. It had indeed been

better--

"Non tempore tali

"Cogere concilium cum muros obsidet hostis."

The enemy is without, and distress within. It is too late to cavil on

doctrinal points, when we must unite in defence of things more

important than the mere ceremonies of religion. It is indeed

singular, that we are called together to deliberate, not on the God

we adore, for in that we are agreed; not about the king we obey, for

to him we are loyal; but how far a difference in the ceremonials of

worship, how far believing not too little, but too much (the worst

that can be imputed to the Catholics), how far too much devotion to

their God may incapacitate our fellow-subjects from effectually

serving their king.

Much has been said, within and without doors, of church and state,

and although those venerable words have been too often prostituted to

the most despicable of party purposes, we cannot hear them too often;

all, I presume, are the advocates of church and state,--the church of

Christ, and the state of Great Britain; but not a state of exclusion

and despotism, not an intolerant church, not a church militant, which

renders itself liable to the very objection urged against the Romish

communion, and in a greater degree, for the Catholic merely withholds

its spiritual benediction (and even that is doubtful), but our

church, or rather our churchmen, not only refuse to the Catholic

their spiritual grace, but all temporal blessings whatsoever. It was

an observation of the great Lord Peterborough, made within these

walls, or within the walls where the Lords then assembled, that he

was for a "parliamentary king and a parliamentary constitution, but

not a parliamentary God and a parliamentary religion." The interval

of a century has not weakened the force of the remark. It is indeed

time that we should leave off these petty cavils on frivolous points,

these Lilliputian sophistries, whether our "eggs are best broken at

the broad or narrow end."

The opponents of the Catholics may be divided into two classes; those

who assert that the Catholics have too much already, and those who

allege that the lower orders, at least, have nothing more to require.

We are told by the former, that the Catholics never will be

contented: by the latter, that they are already too happy. The last

paradox is sufficiently refuted by the present as by all past

petitions; it might as well be said, that the negroes did not desire

to be emancipated, but this is an unfortunate comparison, for you

have already delivered them out of the house of bondage without any

petition on their part, but many from their task-masters to a

contrary effect; and for myself, when I consider this, I pity the

Catholic peasantry for not having the good fortune to be born black.

But the Catholics are contented, or at least ought to be, as we are

told; I shall, therefore, proceed to touch on a few of those

circumstances which so marvellously contribute to their exceeding

contentment. They are not allowed the free exercise of their religion

in the regular army; the Catholic soldier cannot absent himself from

the service of the Protestant clergyman, and unless he is quartered

in Ireland, or in Spain, where can he find eligible opportunities of

attending his own? The permission of Catholic chaplains to the Irish

militia regiments was conceded as a special favour, and not till

after years of remonstrance, although an act, passed in 1793,

established it as a right. But are the Catholics properly protected

in Ireland? Can the church purchase a rood of land whereon to erect a

chapel? No! all the places of worship are built on leases of trust or

sufferance from the laity, easily broken, and often betrayed. The

moment any irregular wish, any casual caprice of the benevolent

landlord meets with opposition, the doors are barred against the

congregation. This has happened continually, but in no instance more

glaringly, than at the town of Newton-Barry, in the county of

Wexford. The Catholics enjoying no regular chapel, as a temporary

expedient, hired two barns; which, being thrown into one, served for

public worship. At this time, there was quartered opposite to the

spot an officer whose mind appears to have been deeply imbued with

those prejudices which the Protestant petitions now on the table

prove to have been fortunately eradicated from the more rational

portion of the people; and when the Catholics were assembled on the

Sabbath as usual, in peace and good-will towards men, for the worship

of their God and yours, they found the chapel door closed, and were

told that if they did not immediately retire (and they were told this

by a yeoman officer and a magistrate), the riot act should be read,

and the assembly dispersed at the point of the bayonet! This was

complained of to the middle man of government, the secretary at the

castle in 1806, and the answer was (in lieu of redress), that he

would cause a letter to be written to the colonel, to prevent, if

possible, the recurrence of similar disturbances. Upon this fact, no

very great stress need be laid; but it tends to prove that while the

Catholic church has not power to purchase land for its chapels to

stand upon, the laws for its protection are of no avail. In the mean

time, the Catholics are at the mercy of every "pelting petty

officer," who may choose to play his "fantastic tricks before high

heaven," to insult his God, and injure his fellow-creatures.

Every school-boy, any foot-boy (such have held commissions in our

service), any foot-boy who can exchange his shoulder-knot for an

epaulette, may perform all this and more against the Catholic by

virtue of that very authority delegated to him by his sovereign, for

the express purpose of defending his fellow subjects to the last drop

of his blood, without discrimination or distinction between Catholic

and Protestant.

Have the Irish Catholics the full benefit of trial by jury? They have

not; they never can have until they are permitted to share the

privilege of serving as sheriffs and under-sheriffs. Of this a

striking example occurred at the last Enniskillen assizes. A yeoman

was arraigned for the murder of a Catholic named Macvournagh: three

respectable, uncontradicted witnesses deposed that they saw the

prisoner load, take aim, fire at, and kill the said Macvournagh. This

was properly commented on by the judge: but to the astonishment of

the bar, and indignation of the court, the Protestant jury acquitted

the accused. So glaring was the partiality, that Mr. Justice Osborne

felt it his duty to bind over the acquitted, but not absolved

assassin, in large recognizances; thus for a time taking away his

license to kill Catholics.

Are the very laws passed in their favour observed? They are rendered

nugatory in trivial as in serious cases. By a late act, Catholic

chaplains are permitted in gaols, but in Fermanagh county the grand

jury lately persisted in presenting a suspended clergyman for the

office, thereby evading the statute, notwithstanding the most

pressing remonstrances of a most respectable magistrate, named

Fletcher, to the contrary. Such is law, such is justice, for the

happy, free, contented Catholic!

It has been asked, in another place, Why do not the rich Catholics

endow foundations for the education of the priesthood? Why do you not

permit them to do so? Why are all such bequests subject to the

interference, the vexatious, arbitrary, peculating interference of

the Orange commissioners for charitable donations?

As to Maynooth college, in no instance, except at the time of its

foundation, when a noble Lord (Camden), at the head of the Irish

administration, did appear to interest himself in its advancement;

and during the government of a noble Duke (Bedford), who, like his

ancestors, has ever been the friend of freedom and mankind, and who

has not so far adopted the selfish policy of the day as to exclude

the Catholics from the number of his fellow-creatures; with these

exceptions, in no instance has that institution been properly

encouraged. There was indeed a time when the Catholic clergy were

conciliated, while the Union was pending, that Union which could not

be carried without them, while their assistance was requisite in

procuring addresses from the Catholic counties; then they were

cajoled and caressed, feared and flattered, and given to understand

that "the Union would do every thing;" but the moment it was passed,

they were driven back with contempt into their former obscurity.

In the conduct pursued towards Maynooth college, every thing is done

to irritate and perplex--every thing is done to efface the slightest

impression of gratitude from the Catholic mind; the very hay made

upon the lawn, the fat and tallow of the beef and mutton allowed,

must be paid for and accounted upon oath. It is true, this economy in

miniature cannot sufficiently be commended, particularly at a time

when only the insect defaulters of the Treasury, your Hunts and your

Chinnerys, when only those "gilded bugs" can escape the microscopic

eye of ministers. But when you come forward, session after session,

as your paltry pittance is wrung from you with wrangling and

reluctance, to boast of your liberality, well might the Catholic

exclaim, in the words of Prior:--

"To John I owe some obligation,

But John unluckily thinks fit

To publish it to all the nation,

So John and I are more than quit."

Some persons have compared the Catholics to the beggar in Gil Bias:

who made them beggars? Who are enriched with the spoils of their

ancestors? And cannot you relieve the beggar when your fathers have

made him such? If you are disposed to relieve him at all, cannot you

do it without flinging your farthings in his face? As a contrast,

however, to this beggarly benevolence, let us look at the Protestant

Charter Schools; to them you have lately granted 41,000_l_.: thus are

they supported, and how are they recruited? Montesquieu observes on

the English constitution, that the model may be found in Tacitus,

where the historian describes the policy of the Germans, and adds,

"This beautiful system was taken from the woods;" so in speaking of

the charter schools, it may be observed, that this beautiful system

was taken from the gipsies. These schools are recruited in the same

manner as the Janissaries at the time of their enrolment under

Amurath, and the gipsies of the present day with stolen children,

with children decoyed and kidnapped from their Catholic connections

by their rich and powerful Protestant neighbours: this is notorious,

and one instance may suffice to show in what manner:--The sister of a

Mr. Carthy (a Catholic gentleman of very considerable property) died,

leaving two girls, who were immediately marked out as proselytes, and

conveyed to the charter school of Coolgreny; their uncle, on being

apprised of the fact, which took place during his absence, applied

for the restitution of his nieces, offering to settle an independence

on these his relations; his request was refused, and not till after

five years' struggle, and the interference of very high authority,

could this Catholic gentleman obtain back his nearest of kindred from

a charity charter school. In this manner are proselytes obtained, and

mingled with the offspring of such Protestants as may avail

themselves of the institution. And how are they taught? A catechism

is put into their hands, consisting of, I believe, forty-five pages,

in which are three questions relative to the Protestant religion; one

of these queries is, "Where was the Protestant religion before

Luther?"

Answer, "In the Gospel." The remaining forty-four pages and a half

regard the damnable idolatry of Papists!

Allow me to ask our spiritual pastors and masters, is this training

up a child in the way which he should go? Is this the religion of the

Gospel before the time of Luther? that religion which preaches "Peace

on earth, and glory to God?" Is it bringing up infants to be men or

devils? Better would it be to send them any where than teach them

such doctrines; better send them to those islands in the South Seas,

where they might more humanely learn to become cannibals; it would be

less disgusting that they were brought up to devour the dead, than

persecute the living. Schools do you call them? call them rather

dunghills, where the viper of intolerance deposits her young, that

when their teeth are cut and their poison is mature, they may issue

forth, filthy and venomous, to sting the Catholic. But are these the

doctrines of the Church of England, or of churchmen? No, the most

enlightened churchmen are of a different opinion. What says Paley? "I

perceive no reason why men of different religious persuasions should

not sit upon the same bench, deliberate in the same council, or fight

in the same ranks, as well as men of various religious opinions, upon

any controverted topic of natural history, philosophy, or ethics." It

may be answered, that Paley was not strictly orthodox; I know nothing

of his orthodoxy, but who will deny that he was an ornament to the

church, to human nature, to Christianity?

I shall not dwell upon the grievance of tithes, so severely felt by

the peasantry, but it may be proper to observe, that there is an

addition to the burden, a per centage to the gatherer, whose interest

it thus becomes to rate them as highly as possible, and we know that

in many large livings in Ireland the only resident Protestants are

the tithe proctor and his family.

Amongst many causes of irritation, too numerous for recapitulation,

there is one in the militia not to be passed over,--I mean the

existence of Orange lodges amongst the privates. Can the officers

deny this? And if such lodges do exist, do they, can they, tend to

promote harmony amongst the men, who are thus individually separated

in society, although mingled in the ranks? And is this general system

of persecution to be permitted; or is it to be believed that with

such a system the Catholics can or ought to be contented? If they

are, they belie human nature; they are then, indeed, unworthy to be

any thing but the slaves you have made them. The facts stated are

from most respectable authority, or I should not have dared in this

place, or any place, to hazard this avowal. If exaggerated, there are

plenty as willing, as I believe them to be unable, to disprove them.

Should it be objected that I never was in Ireland, I beg leave to

observe, that it is as easy to know something of Ireland without

having been there, as it appears with some to have been born, bred,

and cherished there, and yet remain ignorant of its best interests.

But there are who assert that the Catholics have already been too

much indulged. See (cry they) what has been done: we have given them

one entire college, we allow them food and raiment, the full

enjoyment of the elements, and leave to fight for us as long as they

have limbs and lives to offer, and yet they are never to be

satisfied!--Generous and just declaimers! To this, and to this only,

amount the whole of your arguments, when stript of their sophistry.

Those personages remind me of a story of a certain drummer, who,

being called upon in the course of duty to administer punishment to a

friend tied to the halberts, was requested to flog high, he did--to

flog low, he did--to flog in the middle, he did,--high, low, down the

middle, and up again, but all in vain; the patient continued his

complaints with the most provoking pertinacity, until the drummer,

exhausted and angry, flung down his scourge, exclaiming, "The devil

burn you, there's no pleasing you, flog where one will!" Thus it is,

you have flogged the Catholic high, low, here, there, and every

where, and then you wonder he is not pleased. It is true that time,

experience, and that weariness which attends even the exercise of

barbarity, have taught you to flog a little more gently; but still

you continue to lay on the lash, and will so continue, till perhaps

the rod may be wrested from your hands, and applied to the backs of

yourselves and your posterity.

It was said by somebody in a former debate, (I forget by whom, and am

not very anxious to remember,) if the Catholics are emancipated, why

not the Jews? If this sentiment was dictated by compassion for the

Jews, it might deserve attention, but as a sneer against the

Catholic, what is it but the language of Shylock transferred from his

daughter's marriage to Catholic emancipation--

"Would any of the tribe of Barabbas

Should have it rather than a Christian."

I presume a Catholic is a Christian, even in the opinion of him whose

taste only can be called in question for his preference of the Jews.

It is a remark often quoted of Dr. Johnson, (whom I take to be almost

as good authority as the gentle apostle of intolerance, Dr.

Duigenan,) that he who could entertain serious apprehensions of

danger to the church in these times, would have "cried fire in the

deluge." This is more than a metaphor; for a remnant of these

antediluvians appear actually to have come down to us, with fire in

their mouths and water in their brains, to disturb and perplex

mankind with their whimsical outcries. And as it is an infallible

symptom of that distressing malady with which I conceive them to be

afflicted (so any doctor will inform your Lordships), for the unhappy

invalids to perceive a flame perpetually flashing before their eyes,

particularly when their eyes are shut (as those of the persons to

whom I allude have long been), it is impossible to convince these

poor creatures, that the fire against which they are perpetually

warning us and themselves is nothing but an _ignis fatuus_ of their

own drivelling imaginations. What rhubarb, senna, or "what purgative

drug can scour that fancy thence?"--It is impossible, they are given

over, theirs is the true

"Caput insanabile tribus Anticyris."

These are your true Protestants. Like Bayle, who protested against

all sects whatsoever, so do they protest against Catholic petitions,

Protestant petitions, all redress, all that reason, humanity, policy,

justice, and common sense, can urge against the delusions of their

absurd delirium. These are the persons who reverse the fable of the

mountain that brought forth a mouse; they are the mice who conceive

themselves in labour with mountains.

To return to the Catholics; suppose the Irish were actually contented

under their disabilities; suppose them capable of such a bull as not

to desire deliverance, ought we not to wish it for ourselves? Have we

nothing to gain by their emancipation? What resources have been

wasted? What talents have been lost by the selfish system of

exclusion? You already know the value of Irish aid; at this moment

the defence of England is intrusted to the Irish militia; at this

moment, while the starving people are rising in the fierceness of

despair, the Irish are faithful to their trust. But till equal energy

is imparted throughout by the extension of freedom, you cannot enjoy

the full benefit of the strength which you are glad to interpose

between you and destruction. Ireland has done much, but will do more.

At this moment the only triumph obtained through long years of

continental disaster has been achieved by an Irish general: it is

true he is not a Catholic; had he been so, we should have been

deprived of his exertions: but I presume no one will assert that his

religion would have impaired his talents or diminished his

patriotism; though, in that case, he must have conquered in the

ranks, for he never could have commanded an army.

But he is fighting the battles of the Catholics abroad; his noble

brother has this night advocated their cause, with an eloquence which

I shall not depreciate by the humble tribute of my panegyric; whilst

a third of his kindred, as unlike as unequal, has been combating

against his Catholic brethren in Dublin, with circular letters,

edicts, proclamations, arrests, and dispersions;--all the vexatious

implements of petty warfare that could be wielded by the mercenary

guerillas of government, clad in the rusty armour of their obsolete

statutes. Your Lordships will, doubtless, divide new honours between

the Saviour of Portugal, and the Dispenser of Delegates. It is

singular, indeed, to observe the difference between our foreign and

domestic policy; if Catholic Spain, faithful Portugal, or the no less

Catholic and faithful king of the one Sicily, (of which, by the by,

you have lately deprived him,) stand in need of succour, away goes a

fleet and an army, an ambassador and a subsidy, sometimes to fight

pretty hardly, generally to negotiate very badly, and always to pay

very dearly for our Popish allies. But let four millions of

fellow-subjects pray for relief, who fight and pay and labour in your

behalf, they must be treated as aliens; and although their "father's

house has many mansions," there is no resting-place for them. Allow

me to ask, are you not fighting for the emancipation of Ferdinand

VII., who certainly is a fool, and, consequently, in all probability

a bigot? and have you more regard for a foreign sovereign than your

own fellow-subjects, who are not fools, for they know your interest

better than you know your own; who are not bigots, for they return

you good for evil; but who are in worse durance than the prison of a

usurper, inasmuch as the fetters of the mind are more galling than

those of the body?

Upon the consequences of your not acceding to the claims of the

petitioners, I shall not expatiate; you know them, you will feel

them, and your children's children when you are passed away. Adieu to

that Union so called, as "_Lucus a non lucendo_," a Union from never

uniting, which in its first operation gave a death-blow to the

independence of Ireland, and in its last may be the cause of her

eternal separation from this country. If it must be called a Union,

it is the union of the shark with his prey; the spoiler swallows up

his victim, and thus they become one and indivisible. Thus has Great

Britain swallowed up the parliament, the constitution, the

independence of Ireland, and refuses to disgorge even a single

privilege, although for the relief of her swollen and distempered

body politic.

And now, my Lords, before I sit down, will his Majesty's ministers

permit me to say a few words, not on their merits, for that would be

superfluous, but on the degree of estimation in which they are held

by the people of these realms? The esteem in which they are held has

been boasted of in a triumphant tone on a late occasion within these

walls, and a comparison instituted between their conduct and that of

noble lords on this side of the House.

What portion of popularity may have fallen to the share of my noble

friends (if such I may presume to call them), I shall not pretend to

ascertain; but that of his Majesty's ministers it were vain to deny.

It is, to be sure, a little like the wind, "no one knows whence it

cometh or whither it goeth," but they feel it, they enjoy it, they

boast of it. Indeed, modest and unostentatious as they are, to what

part of the kingdom, even the most remote, can they flee to avoid the

triumph which pursues them? If they plunge into the midland counties,

there will they be greeted by the manufacturers, with spurned

petitions in their hands, and those halters round their necks

recently voted in their behalf, imploring blessings on the heads of

those who so simply, yet ingeniously, contrived to remove them from

their miseries in this to a better world. If they journey on to

Scotland, from Glasgow to Johnny Groats, every where will they

receive similar marks of approbation. If they take a trip from

Portpatrick to Donaghadee, there will they rush at once into the

embraces of four Catholic millions, to whom their vote of this night

is about to endear them for ever. When they return to the metropolis,

if they can pass under Temple Bar without unpleasant sensations at

the sight of the greedy niches over that ominous gateway, they cannot

escape the acclamations of the livery, and the more tremulous, but

not less sincere, applause, the blessings, "not loud but deep," of

bankrupt merchants and doubting stock-holders. If they look to the

army, what wreaths, not of laurel, but of nightshade, are preparing

for the heroes of Walcheren. It is true, there are few living

deponents left to testify to their merits on that occasion; but a

"cloud of witnesses" are gone above from that gallant army which they

so generously and piously despatched, to recruit the "noble army of

martyrs."

What if in the course of this triumphal career (in which they will

gather as many pebbles as Caligula's army did on a similar triumph,

the prototype of their own,) they do not perceive any of those

memorials which a grateful people erect in honour of their

benefactors; what although not even a sign-post will condescend to

depose the Saracen's head in favour of the likeness of the conquerors

of Walcheren, they will not want a picture who can always have a

caricature; or regret the omission of a statue who will so often see

themselves exalted in effigy. But their popularity is not limited to

the narrow bounds of an island; there are other countries where their

measures, and above all, their conduct to the Catholics, must render

them preeminently popular. If they are beloved here, in France they

must be adored. There is no measure more repugnant to the designs and

feelings of Bonaparte than Catholic emancipation; no line of conduct

more propitious to his projects, than that which has been pursued, is

pursuing, and, I fear, will be pursued, towards Ireland. What is

England without Ireland, and what is Ireland without the Catholics?

It is on the basis of your tyranny Napoleon hopes to build his own.

So grateful must oppression of the Catholics be to his mind, that

doubtless (as he has lately permitted some renewal of intercourse)

the next cartel will convey to this country cargoes of seve-china and

blue ribands, (things in great request, and of equal value at this

moment,) blue ribands of the Legion of Honour for Dr. Duigenan and

his ministerial disciples. Such is that well-earned popularity, the

result of those extraordinary expeditions, so expensive to ourselves,

and so useless to our allies; of those singular enquiries, so

exculpatory to the accused and so dissatisfactory to the people; of

those paradoxical victories, so honourable, as we are told, to the

British name, and so destructive to the best interests of the British

nation: above all, such is the reward of a conduct pursued by

ministers towards the Catholics.

I have to apologise to the House, who will, I trust, pardon one, not

often in the habit of intruding upon their indulgence, for so long

attempting to engage their attention. My most decided opinion is, as

my vote will be, in favour of the motion.

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