These ideas, offered gratuitously, are guaranteed to work in the hands
of the worst amateur and are assured smashing box-office success:
For a “Super-DeMille” special: Discard the envelope chemise, and prevail
on Paris to design a postcard chemise.
For a “Super-Sennett” special: Clothe the girls in modesty.
For a “Super-Lew Cody” special: Frequent close-ups of dainty molar
signatures on his broad shoulders.
This way out!