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[Illustration:

The 7 Lively

Arts

_by_

Gilbert Seldes

]

[Illustration: THE CUSTODIANS OF THE KEYSTONE. By Ralph Barton]

THE SEVEN

LIVELY ARTS

By

_Gilbert Seldes_

“... _But, beside those great men, there is a certain number

of artists who have a distinct faculty of their own by which

they convey to us a peculiar quality of pleasure which we

cannot get elsewhere; and these, too, have their place in

general culture, and must be interpreted to it by those who

have felt their charm strongly, and are often the objects of a

special diligence and a consideration wholly affectionate, just

because there is not about them the stress of a great name and

authority._”

--WALTER PATER

[Illustration]

HARPER & BROTHERS PUBLISHERS

NEW YORK AND LONDON MCMXXIV

THE SEVEN LIVELY ARTS

Copyright, 1924

By Harper & Brothers

Printed in the U. S. A.

_First Edition_

B-Y

TO MY FATHER

CONTENTS

PAGE

_The Keystone the Builders Rejected_ 3

_An Imaginary Conversation_ 27

_“I Am Here To-Day”: Charlie Chaplin_ 41

_Say It with Music_ 57

_Tearing a Passion to Ragtime_ 69

_Toujours Jazz_ 83

_Mr Dooley, Meet Mr Lardner_ 111

_A Tribute to Florenz Ziegfeld_ 129

_The Darktown Strutters on Broadway_ 149

_Plan for a Lyric Theatre in America_ 161

_The One-Man Show_ 177

_The Dæmonic in the American Theatre_ 191

_These, Too_ 203

_The “Vulgar” Comic Strip_ 213

_The Krazy Kat That Walks by Himself_ 231

_The Damned Effrontery of the Two-a-Day_ 249

_They Call It Dancing_ 267

_St Simeon Stylites_ 277

_Burlesque, Circus, Clowns, and Acrobats_ 291

_The True and Inimitable Kings of Laughter_ 297

_The Great God Bogus_ 309

_An Open Letter to the Movie Magnates_ 323

_Before a Picture by Picasso_ 345

APPENDICES

_Appendix to “I Am Here To-Day”_ 361

_“Bananas” and Other Songs_ 367

_Appendix to “These, Too_...” 374

_The Krazy Kat Ballet_ 377

_Further Note on the Fratellini_ 380

_The Cinema Novel_ 383

_Acknowledgments_ 391

ILLUSTRATIONS

The Custodians of the Keystone. _By Ralph Barton_ _Frontispiece_

_Page_

Charlie Chaplin. _By E. E. Cummings_ 42

Irving Berlin (_Photo. Maurice Goldberg_) 74

George Gershwin (_Photo. Carl Klein_) 92

The Sun’s Dwelling. _By Joseph Urban_ 132

(_From the Ziegfeld Follies of 1915. Photo. M. N. Lawrence_)

George M. Cohan. _By Alfred Frueh_ 138

(_Courtesy of A. and C. Boni_)

Willie Collier. By Alfred Frueh 142

(_Courtesy of A. and C. Boni_)

Eddie Cantor. _By Roland Young_ 179

Frank Tinney. _By Roland Young_ 181

Ed Wynn. _By Roland Young_ 183

Fanny Brice (_Photo. Steichen_) 192

Al Jolson (_Photo. Muray_) 198

Leon Errol. _By Alfred Frueh_ 204

(_Courtesy of A. and C. Boni_)

Bert Savoy (_Photo. Abbe_) 208

Mike and Mike. _By T. E. Powers_ 218

(_Copyright by the Star Company. By permission of the

publishers of the_ New York Journal)

A Cartoon. _By R. L. Goldberg_ 228

(_Courtesy of_ Life--_from the Burlesque Sunday Supplement

Number_)

Fragment from the Krazy Kat of the Door. _By George Herriman_ 240

(_Copyright by the Star Company_)

Krazy Kat. _By George Herriman_ 244

(_Courtesy of the artist and the_ New York American)

Vaudeville. _By Charles Demuth_ 254

Joe Cook (_Photo. Morton Harvey_) 260

Irene Castle (_Photo. Muray_) 268

Cirque Medrano. _By Henri Toulouse-Lautrec_ 292

(_By permission of Paul Rosenberg & Co., Inc._)

National Winter Garden Burlesque. _By E. E. Cummings_

(_Courtesy of_ The Dial) 294

Paolo 298

Francesco 298

Alberto 299

The Fratellini. _By Fernand Leger_ 300

A Painting. _By Pablo Picasso_ 346

(_By permission of Paul Rosenberg & Co., Inc._)

NOTE

This book was written while on holiday some three thousand miles away

from data, documents, and means of verification. It is written from

memory and, although I have had time and have tried to check up, I feel

sure that the safest thing is to let it go as cautious merchants do

when they send out statements--with the _caveat_: E. and O. E.--errors

and omissions excepted. I haven’t tried to write a history of any of

the lively arts, nor intended to mention all of those who practice

them. I should, however, feel sorry if I have omitted anyone who has

given me intense pleasure, even though the omission has not, in any

way, the countenance of a slur.

Everything else that properly belongs in a preface has found its way

into the two chapters: _The Great God Bogus_ and _Before a Picture by

Picasso_--and the acknowledgments are numerous and serious enough to

need a place for themselves in the appendix.

G. S.

_Ile St Louis--New York City

March 1923--February 1924_

_The Keystone

the Builders Rejected_

THE KEYSTONE THE BUILDERS REJECTED

_For fifteen years there has existed in the United States, and

in the United States alone, a form of entertainment which,

seemingly without sources in the past, restored to us a kind

of laughter almost unheard in modern times. It came into being

by accident; it had no pretensions to art. For ten years or

more it added an element of cheerful madness to the lives of

millions and was despised and rejected by people of culture

and intelligence. Suddenly--suddenly as it appeared to them--a

great genius arose and the people of culture conceded that in

his case, but in his case alone, art existed in slap-stick

comedy; they did not remove their non expedit from the form

itself._

_Perhaps only those of us who care for the rest know how

good Charlie is. Perhaps only the inexpressive multitudes

who have laughed and not wondered why they laughed can know

how fine slap-stick is. For myself, I have had no greater

entertainment than these dear and preposterous comedies, and

all I can do is remember. The long, dark, narrow passage set

out with uncomfortable chairs; the sharp almond odours, the

sense of uncertainty, and the questionable piano; and then upon

the screen, in a drab grey and white, jiggling insecurely,

something strange and wonderful occurred. It was mingled with

dull and stupid things; but it had a fire, a driving energy

of its own--and it was funny! Against all our inhibitions

and habits it played games with men and women; it made them

ridiculous and mad; it seemed to have no connexion with the

logic of human events, trusting to an undecipherable logic of

its own. A few scholars found the commedia dell’arte living

again; a few artists saw that the galvanic gestures and

movements were creating fresh lines and interesting angles.

And a nation cared for them intensely until the remorseless

hostility of the genteel began to corrupt the purity of

slap-stick. That is where we are now: too early to write an

epitaph--late enough to pay a tribute._

Lest the year 1914 should be not otherwise distinguished in history,

it may be recorded that it was then, or a year earlier, or possibly a

year later, that the turning point came in the history of the American

moving picture. The first of the great mergers arrived--an event not

unforeseen in itself, a “logical development” the press agents called

it--seeming to establish the picture as a definitely accepted form of

entertainment. It was a moment when a good critic might have foretold

the course of the moving picture during the next decade, for at that

time the Triangle of Fine Arts (D. W. Griffith), Kay-Bee (Thomas H.

Ince), and Keystone (Mack Sennett) was formed. Two of these names were

already known, and of the two one was to become, for a time, the

most notable name in the profession; the third was hidden behind the

obscure symbol of the Keystone; it represented one who had acted in,

and was now directing, the most despised, and by all odds the most

interesting, films produced in America. Mr Griffith was already entered

on that road which has since ruined him as a director; he was producing

_Intolerance_, and, if I may borrow a phrase from the Shuberts, his

personal supervision was not always given to the Triangle-Fine Arts

releases; Mr Ince was presently to meditate upon the possibility of

joining the word “super” to the word “spectacle,” thus creating the

word “superspectacle”; and Mr Sennett--by a process of exclusion one

always arrives at Mr Sennett. He is the Keystone the builders rejected.

I know nothing more doleful as a subject of conversation than the

social-economics of the moving picture; what was remarkable about the

Triangle was not its new method of distribution, its new hold on the

timid exhibitor, or its capacity for making or losing fortunes. The

thing to note is that the two “serious” producers, and the hard-headed

business men who invested money in their efforts, thought it well

to associate with themselves the best producer of vulgar slap-stick

comedy. More than that, they combined in a peculiar ratio for the

scheme provided that there was to be released each week either a Fine

Arts or an Ince picture; and that with each of these was to be shown

a Keystone comedy. So that those who were perpetually being caught in

the rain, or missing the eleven-o’clock from Philadelphia to New York,

saw twice as many Keystone comedies as (a) Fine Arts or (b) Kay-Bee

releases. The recent all-hailing of Mr Chaplin as an artist because of

his work in _The Kid_, the bright young reputations of Harold Lloyd

and Buster Keaton, indicate that most critics of the moving picture

caught the train and missed the shower. They certainly missed the

comedies; for the Fine Arts and Ince pictures were in their time the

best pictures produced; and the Keystone comedies were consistently and

almost without exception better.

This is not the place to discuss the shortcomings of the feature film;

for the moment, let the dreadful opulent gentility of a Cecil De Mille

production serve only to sharpen the saucy gaiety of the comic, the

dulness of a Universal set off the revelry of slap-stick. There is one

serious point which a good critic (Aristotle, for example) would have

discovered when he regarded the screen as long ago as 1914 and became

aware of the superiority of the comic films. He would have seen at once

that while Mr Griffith and Mr Ince were both developing the technique

of the moving picture, they were exploiting their discoveries with

materials equally or better suited to another medium: the stage or the

dime novel or whatever. Whereas Mr Sennett was already so enamoured of

his craft that he was doing with the instruments of the moving picture

precisely those things which were best suited to it--those things which

could not be done with any instrument but the camera, and could appear

nowhere if not on the screen.

This does not mean that nothing but slap-stick comedy is proper

to the cinema; it means only that everything in slap-stick _is_

cinematographic; and since perceiving a delicate adjustment of means

to end, or a proper relation between method and material, is a source

of pleasure, Mr Sennett’s developments were more capable of pleasing

the judicious than those of either of his two fellow-workers. The

highly logical humanist critic of the films could have foreseen in

1914--without the decade of trial and error which has intervened--what

we see now: that the one field in which the picture would most notably

declare itself a failure would be that of the drama (Elinor Glyn-Cecil

De Mille-Gilbert Parker, in short). Without a moment’s hesitation he

would have put his finger on those two elements in the cinema which,

being theoretically sound, had a chance of practical success: the

spectacle (including the spectacular melodrama) and the grotesque

comedy. Several years later he would have added one word more, that

grotesque tragedy might conceivably succeed. For it is not only the

fun in the Keystones which makes them successful: it is the method of

presentation.

The rightness of the spectacle film is implicit in its name: the

screen is a place on which things can be _seen_, and so long as a film

depends upon the eye it is right for the screen--and whether it is

right in any other regard depends upon taste and judgment and skill.

Omit as irrelevant the news reels, animated cartoons, educational and

travel films--all of them good; omit equally those printed jokes and

clippings from the _Literary Digest_ which are at once the greatest

trial _and_ error of the screen. What remains? The feature film and

_The Cabinet of Dr Caligari_. This--the only film of high fantasy I

have ever seen--is the seeming exception which proves the rule, since

it owes its success to the skilfully concealed exploitation of the

materials and technique of the spectacle and of the comic film, and not

to the dramatic quality of its story. The studio settings in distortion

represent the spectacle; they are variations of scenery or “location”;

the chase over the roofs is a psychological parallel to the Keystone

cops; and the weak moment of this superb picture is that in which the

moving picture always fails, in the double revelation at the end, like

that of _Seven Keys to Baldpate_, representing “drama.”

No. The drama film is almost always wrong, the slap-stick almost

always right; and it is divinely just that the one great figure of

the screen should have risen out of the Keystone studios. He came

too early; Chaplin spoiled nearly everything else for us, and he is

always used by those who dislike slap-stick to prove their case.

Their case, regrettably, is in a fair way to be proved, for slap-stick

is in danger. The hypothetical critic mentioned above has not yet

occurred; Mr Bushnell Dimond, the best actual critic of the movies,

is without sympathy for Mack Sennett and calls him a Bourbon, in the

sense of one who forgets nothing and learns less. What Mr Sennett has

needed long since is encouragement and criticism; and stupid newspaper

critics (who write half-columns about a new Gloria Swanson picture

and add “the comedy which ends the bill is _Down in the Sewer_”) have

left slap-stick wholly without direction.[1] At the same time the

tradition of gentility, the hope of being “refined,” has touched the

grotesque comedy; its directors have heard abuse and sly remarks about

custard pies so long that they have begun to believe in them, and the

madness which is a monstrous sanity in the movie comedy is likely to

die out. The moving picture is being prettified; the manufacturers

and exhibitors are growing more and more pretentious, and the riot

of slap-stick seems out of place in a “presentation” which begins

with the overture to _Tannhäuser_, and includes a baritone from the

imperial opera house in Warsaw singing _Indian Love Lyrics_ in front

of an art curtain. In Paris there are one or two Chaplin films visible

nearly every day; in New York the Rialto Theatre alone seems to make

a habit of Chaplin revivals and of putting its comic feature in the

electric sign. The Capitol, the largest, and rapidly becoming the most

genteel, of moving picture palaces (but who ever heard of an opera

palace?) frequently announces a programme of seven or eight items

without a comedy among them; and you have to go to squalid streets and

disreputable neighborhoods if you want to see Chaplin regularly. He

could ask for no finer tribute, to be sure; but it is not much to our

credit that the greatest mimic of our time has no theatre named after

him, that it was in Berlin, not in Chicago or New York, that the first

Chaplin festival took place, and that _Tillie’s Punctured Romance_,

a film intensely important in his development, was last billed in

a converted auction room on the lower East Side of New York, where

Broadway would find it vulgar.

There were always elements in the Keystone which jeopardized its

future--it lacked variety, it was often dull, its lapses of taste were

serious. (I transfer the name of Keystone to the _genre_ of which

it was the most notable example; it was for long, and may still be,

superior to most of the others.) But, while there is still time, its

miraculously good qualities can be caught and possibly preserved. The

ideal comedy of Mack Sennett is a fairly standardized article; too

much so, perhaps, but the elements are sound. They include a simple,

usually preposterous plot, frequently a burlesque of a serious play;

more important are the characters, grotesque in bulk, form, or make-up;

and, finally, the events which have as little connexion with the plot

as, say, a clog dance in a musical comedy. In the early days of the

Keystone, it is said, the plot was almost nonexistent in advance, and

developed out of the set and the props. The one which was called, in

revival, _The Pile Driver_, must have been such a film, for its plot

is that two men meet a pretty girl near a river and they find a huge

mallet. It is a film full of impromptus--not very brilliant ones,

as a matter of fact--in which Sennett and Chaplin and Mabel Normand

each occasionally give flashes of their qualities. A few years later

you see the same thing when the trick of working up a film from the

material in hand has become second nature. _His Night Out_ presents Ben

Turpin and Charlie Chaplin as equal comedians: two men on a drinking

party, stumbling into a luxurious hotel, reverting automatically to

the saloon from which they have been thrown, mutually assisting and

hindering each other in a serious effort to do something they cannot

define, but which they feel to be of cosmic importance. Later, one

finds a more sophisticated kind of comic. _Bright Eyes_ has to do

with a gawky young man, reputed rich, received into a wealthy family,

engaged to the daughter, denounced as an impostor, reduced to the

kitchen, flirting there with the maid, restored to favour, and, nobly

refusing the daughter’s hand, marrying the maid. Here Ben Turpin had

good moments, but much of the gaiety of the film depended upon Chester

Conklin (or one who much resembles him) as another servant in the

house, bundling himself up in furs like Peary in the Arctic, bidding

farewell at an imaginary outpost of civilization, and striding into--a

huge refrigerator, to bring back a ham before the adoring eyes of the

cook.

The comic film is by nature adventurous and romantic, and I think

what endears it to us is that the adventure is picaresque and the

romance wholly unsentimental--that is, both are pushed to the edge of

burlesque. For the romance you have a love affair, frequently running

parallel to a parody of itself. The hero is marked by peculiarities

of his own: the Chaplin feet, the Hank Mann bang and sombre eyes,

the Turpin squint, the Arbuckle bulk; against these oddities and

absurdities plays the serene, idle beauty of a simple girl (Edna

Purviance or Mabel Normand in her lovely early days), and only on

occasions a comic in her own right like Louise Fazenda or Polly Moran.

In some five hundred slap-stick comedies I do not remember one single

moment of sentimentality; and it seems to me that every look and

gesture of false chivalry and exaggerated devotion has been parodied

there. The characteristic moment, after all, is when the comedy is

ended, and just as the hero is about to kiss the heroine he winks

broadly and ironically at the spectators. Our whole tradition of love

is destroyed and outraged in these careless comedies; so also our

tradition of heroism. And since the moving picture, quite naturally,

began by importing the whole baggage of the romantic and sentimental

novel and theatre, the moving-picture comedy has at last arrived at

burlesquing its silly-serious half-sister. Two years before _Merton

of the Movies_ appeared, Mack Sennett, with the help of Ben Turpin’s

divinely crossed eyes, had consummated a burlesque of Messrs Griffith,

Ince, and Lubitsch, in _A Small Town Idol_, far more destructively,

be it said, than Chaplin in his _Carmen_, and with a vaster fun than

_Merton_.

Everything incongruous and inconsequent has its place in the unrolling

of the comic film: love and masquerade and treachery; coincidence and

disguise; heroism and knavishness; all are distorted, burlesqued,

exaggerated. And--here the camera enters--all are presented at an

impossible rate; the culmination is in the inevitable struggle and

the conventional pursuit, where trick photography enters and you see

the immortal Keystone cops in their flivver, mowing down hundreds of

telegraph poles without abating their speed, dashing through houses or

losing their wheels and continuing, blown to bits and reassembled in

midair; locomotives running wild, yet never destroying the cars they so

miraculously send spinning before them; airplanes and submarines in and

out of their elements--everything capable of motion set into motion;

and at the height of the revel, the true catastrophe, the solution of

the preposterous and forgotten drama, with the lovers united under the

canopy of smashed motor cars, or the gay feet of Mr Chaplin gently

twinkling down the irised street.

And all of this is done _with the camera, through action_ presented to

the eye. The secret of distortion is in the camera, and the secret of

pace in the projector. Regard them for a moment, regard the slap-stick

as every moment explains itself, and then go to the picture palace and

spend one-third of your time reading the flamboyancies of C. Gardner

Sullivan and another third watching the contortions of a famous actress

as she “registers” an emotion which action and photography should

present directly, and you will see why the comic film is superior.

There is virtually no registering in the comedy, there is no senseless

pantomime, and the titles are succinct and few. In _Bright Eyes_, as

the marriage of convenience is about to take place, the mother sweeps

in with these words, “Faint quick--he’s dead broke.” An absurd letter

or telegram is introduced to set the play going; the rest is literally

silence.

What I have said about Chaplin regards him as a typical slap-stick

comedian.[2] The form would have succeeded without him and he has

passed beyond the form entirely. The other practitioners of the art

come out of his shadow, and some of them are excellent. What makes

Chaplin great is that he has irony and pity, he knows that you must

not have the one without the other; he has both piety and wit. Next

to him, for his work in _His Bread and Butter_ and a few other films,

stands Hank Mann, who translates the childlike gravity of Chaplin into

a frightened innocence, a serious endeavour to understand the world

which seems always hostile to him. He was trained, I have been told,

as a tragic actor on the East Side of New York, and he seems always

stricken with the cruelty and madness of an existence in which he alone

is logical and sane. If he, walking backward to get a last glimpse of

his beloved (after “A Waiter’s Farewell,” as the caption has it), steps

on the running board of a motor instead of a street car, he is willing

to pay the usual fare and let bygones be bygones. His black bang almost

meets his eyes, and his eyes are mournful and piteous; his gesture

is slow and rounded; a few of the ends of the world have come upon

his head and the eyelids are a little weary. He is the Wandering Jew

misdirected into comic life by an unscrupulous fate.

His most notable opposite is Harold Lloyd, a man of no tenderness,

of no philosophy, the embodiment of American cheek and indefatigable

energy. His movements are all direct, straight; the shortest distance

between two points he will traverse impudently and persistently, even

if he is knocked down at the end of each trip; there is no poetry in

him, his whole utterance being epigrammatic, without overtone or image.

Yet once, at least, he too stepped into that lunatic Arcadia to which

his spirit is alien; not in _Grandma’s Boy_, which might just as well

have been done by Charles Ray, but in _A Sailor-made Man_. Here the

old frenzy fell upon him, the weakling won by guile, and instead of

fighting one man he laid out a mob from behind; something excessive,

topsy-turvy, riotous at last occurred in his ordered existence. He

is funny; but he has no vulgarity; he is smart. He amuses me without

making me laugh, and I figure him as a step toward gentility.

Ben Turpin has progressed, fortunately without taking that step. In

_Bright Eyes_ he was mildly absurd; in _His Night Out_, with Chaplin,

he was tremendously funny; and what he learned there of the lesson of

the master he imported into his private masterpiece, _A Small Town

Idol_. Like Chaplin, he disarms you and endears himself; unlike him,

and often to Turpin’s advantage, he knows how to be ridiculous. One

always sees Chaplin’s impersonations as they see themselves. Is he a

count or a pretender, or an English gentleman, or a policeman, or a

tramp, the character is completely embodied; Chaplin never makes fun of

himself. The process of identification is complete and, apart from the

interest and the fun of the action, your chief pleasure is in awaiting

the inevitable denunciation. Ben Turpin, who has only a talent for

Chaplin’s genius, makes the most of it and lets you see through him.

His exaggerations do more than reveal--they betray, and above all

they betray the fact that Turpin is aware of the absurdities of his

characters; you see them objectively, and through him you see through

them.

When he returns home as the Wild West screen hero, and his own picture

is shown before those who so recently had despised him, his deprecating

gesture before the screen on which his exploits are being shown is so

broad, so simple-silly, that it is more than a description of himself

as he thinks it is, and lets us perceive his absurdity. He is exactly a

zany.

Three other buffoons of the old Keystone days retain their capacity

to be amusing: the galvanic, jack-in-the-box, Al St John; Mack Swain,

and Chester Conklin; they are exactly as they were ten years ago, and

one fancies they will never be great. The difficult person to be sure

about is Buster Keaton, who came to the pictures from vaudeville,

and has carried into his new medium his greatest asset, an enormous,

incorruptible gravity. He never smiles, they say, and I have sat

through some of his pictures--_The Boat_, for one--without seeing any

reason why he should. It was a long mechanical contrivance with hardly

any humour, and was considered a masterpiece; while _The Paleface_,

in which Keaton played an entomologist captured by Indians, passed

unnoticed. It had nearly everything a comic needs, and there were

certain movements _en masse_, certain crossings of the lines of action,

which were quite perfect. Keaton’s intense preoccupation and his

hard sense of personality are excellent. In _Cops_ he took a purely

Keystone subject and multiplied and magnified it to its last degree

of development: thousands of policemen rushed down one street; equal

thousands rushed up another; and before them fled this small, serious

figure, bent on self-justification, caught in a series of absurd

accidents, wholly law-abiding, a little distracted. I do not think one

will soon forget the exquisite close of that picture: the whole police

force forming a phalanx, hurled as one body into the courtyard of the

station--and then the little figure which, having been trapped within,

seems doomed to arrest, coming out, itself accoutred in uniform, and

quietly, quietly locking the huge doors behind it. It, yes; for by that

time Keaton has become wholly impersonal. So affecting Larry Semon has

never been; nor Clyde Cook; and behind them, but _longo intervallo_,

come the misguided creatures who make the kind of slap-stick which most

people think Sennett makes. I am sure there are other good comedians;

but I am not trying to make a catalogue. No one, in any case, has been

able to impose himself as these few have; and most of the others are so

near in method and manner to these that they require nothing fresh to

be said of them.

It seemed for a moment, in 1922, that if a confessed murderer were set

free by a jury, he or she went into the movies; but if a moving-picture

actor was declared innocent, he was barred from the screen. The justice

of this I cannot discuss; yet a protest can be made against the

æsthetically high-minded who said that the real reason for barring the

films of “Fatty” Arbuckle was their vulgarity and their dulness. For

“Fatty” had gone over to a comedy more refined than slap-stick long

before 1922; and in 1914 he was neither stupid nor dull. Once indeed,

in _Fatty and Mabel Adrift_ (Mabel being Miss Normand) he came near to

the best of slap-stick, and the same picture was as photography and

printing, for sepia seascapes and light and shade, a superior thing

entirely. The fatuous, ingratiating smile was innocent then, in all

conscience, and as for vulgarity--

Let us, before we go to the heart of that question, look for a

moment at the comedy which was always set against the slap-stick to

condemn the custard-pie school of fun--the comedy of which the best

practitioners were indisputably Mr and Mrs Sidney Drew. In them there

was nothing offensive, except an enervating dulness. They pretended

to be pleasant episodes in our common life, the life of courtship and

marriage; they accepted all our conventions; and they were one and all

exactly the sort of thing which the junior class at high school acted

when money was needed to buy a new set of erasers for Miss Struther’s

course in mechanical drawing. The husband stayed out late at night or

was seen kissing a stenographer; the wife had trouble with a maid or

was extravagant at the best shops; occasionally arrived an ingenuity,

such as the romantic attachment of the wife to anniversaries contrasted

with her husband’s negligence--I seem to recall that to cure her he

brought her a gift one day in memory of Washington’s birthday. These

things were little stories, not even smoking-room stories; they were

acted entirely in the technique of the amateur stage; they were

incredibly genteel, in the milieu where “When Baby Came” is genteel;

neither in matter nor in manner did they employ what the camera and

the projector had to give. And, apart from the agreeable manners of Mr

and Mrs Sidney Drew, nothing made them successful except the corrupt

desire, on the part of the spectators, to be refined.

Nothing of the sort operated in the far better (feature film) comedies

which Douglas Fairbanks made when he was with Fine Arts. To suit

his physique, they were almost all adventurous; they were always

entertaining. _Flirting With Fate_[3] presented a young man who had

decided to die and gave “Automatic Joe,” a gunman, his last fifty

dollars to “bump him off” unexpectedly. Once the agreement was made,

the tide of fortune turned for the young man, and, desiring earnestly

to live, he felt the paid hand of the assassin always upon his

shoulder. At the same time the gunman had reformed; his one object was

to return the unearned fifty dollars. And the cross-purposes, the chase

and flight, were within short distance of high farce. The comedies of

Charles Ray were also unpretentious, and also used the camera. These

and others were always perfectly decent; but none of them was refined.

And there, essentially, we are back at slap-stick; for the refined

comedy was pretentious, and what is pretentious is vulgar in any

definition of the word; while slap-stick never pretended to be anything

but itself and could be disgusting or tasteless or dull, but it could

not be vulgar. I consider vulgar the thing which offends against the

canons of taste accepted by honest people, not by imitative people,

not by snobs. It is equally bad taste, presumably, to throw custard

pies and to commit adultery; but it is not bad taste to speak of

these things. What is intolerable only is the pretense, and it was

against pretentiousness that the slap-stick comedy had its hardest

fight. It showed a man sitting down on a lighted gas stove, and it

did not hesitate to disclose the underwear charred at the buttocks

which were the logical consequence of the action. There was never the

slightest suggestion of sexual indecency, or of moral turpitude, in the

Keystones; there was a fuller and freer use of gesture--gesture with

all parts of the human frame--than we are accustomed to. The laughter

they evoked was broad and long; it was thoracic, abdominal; it shook us

because it was really the earth trembling beneath our feet. The animal

frankness and health of these pictures constituted the ground of their

offense. And something more.

For the Keystone offended our sense of security in dull and

business-like lives. Few of us imagined ourselves in the frenzy of

action which they set before us; none of us remained unmoved at

the freedom of fancy, the wildness of imagination, the roaring,

destructive, careless energy which it set loose. It was an ecstasy

of comic life, and in our unecstatic lives we fled from it to

polite comedy, telling ourselves that what we had seen was ugly and

displeasing. Often it was. I am stating the case for slap-stick, but

I do not wish to make myself responsible for the millions of feet of

stupidity and ugliness which have been released as comic films. I have

seen Ham and Bud and the imitators of Charlie Chaplin; I have seen

an egg splattered over a man’s face with such a degree of nauseous

ugliness that it seemed I could never see a comic again. But as like

as not, on the same bill was the James Young screen version of _The

Devil_ with George Arliss, or Geraldine Farrar in _Carmen_, or the

“_‘Affairs of’ Anatol_.” And when people who have seen these “artistic”

films, or the barber-shop scene in a Hitchcock revue or Eddie Cantor in

a dentist’s chair, exclaim (falsely) that moving-picture comedians do

nothing but throw pies, I am moved to wonder what on earth they are

expected to throw. They are using the eternal materials of their art,

precisely as Aristophanes used them and Rabelais, with already far too

many concessions to a debased and cowardly and artificial taste. At the

two extremes simple and sophisticated people have looked directly at

the slap-stick screen and loved it for itself alone; in between are the

people who can see nothing without the lorgnettes of prejudice provided

by fashion and gentility. The simple ones discovered and prospered

the slap-stick screen long before the sophisticated were aware of its

existence; they took it for what it was and cared nothing for the fact

that it was made by inartistic people and shown in reeking rooms for a

nickel. For long the poison of culture was powerless to enter; but not

long enough.

I feel moderately certain that the slap-stick comedy is a good thing

for America to have; yet, being neither an apostle of pagan joy nor a

reformer, I have to put my plea for slap-stick on personal grounds.

It has given me immeasurable entertainment and I would like to see

it saved; I would like to see a bit more of its impromptus, its

unpremeditated laughter; I would like to do something to banish the

bleak refinement which is setting in upon it.

Seven years ago, in an imaginary conversation, I made Mr David Wark

Griffith announce that he would produce _Helen of Troy_, and I made

him defend the Keystone comedy. It seemed to me then as now that there

is nothing incongruous in these subjects; properly made, they would

be equally unrefined, but _Helen of Troy_, being in the grand manner,

would be called “artistic.” Mr Griffith has not made _Helen of Troy_,

and the pre-eminent right to make it has passed from his hands. The

Keystone, with its variations, needs still an authoritative defender

and an authoritative critic. It is one of the few places where the

genteel tradition does not operate, where fantasy is liberated, where

imagination is still riotous and healthy. In its economy and precision

are two qualities of artistic presentation; it uses still everything

commonest and simplest and nearest to hand; in terror of gentility, it

has refrained from using the broad farces of literature--Aristophanes

and Rabelais and Molière--as material; it could become happily

sophisticated, without being cultured. But there is no fault inherent

in its nature, and its virtues are exceptional. For us to appreciate

slap-stick may require a revolution in our way of looking at the arts;

having taken thought on how we now look at the arts, I suggest that the

revolution is not entirely undesirable.

_An Imaginary

Conversation_

AN IMAGINARY CONVERSATION

_The theatre of Dionysos. A great crowd is just leaving the

amphitheatre and as the attendants roll back the heavy awnings

and unleash the tent-poles, the moon, which has been excluded

for the performance, begins to filter in, and presently the

stone begins to throw off faint shimmers, and dark shadows fall

across the stage. The builded temple, which has been screened,

is now revealed, and its colours glow again, albeit in shades

not known to the light of day. The porticos of temples look

down upon the theatre, and olive trees stand dark and beautiful

on the hills. From afar the bustle of the town dies away, and,

perhaps, in a moment of unutterable stillness, the murmur of

the many-sounding sea can be heard._

_The spectators of the strange entertainment have at last

departed, and the long e’s, ungrateful to the ear of the Attic

scholar, are heard no more. In the far centre of the theatre

a man is taking apart a mechanism--that from which the deus

sprang in this evening’s play. Two other men remain. One walks

musing and absorbed, looking toward that entrance whereby

Orestes was wont to make his way to the stage. The other walks

slowly round about the theatre, marking its aspects, and

thinking of practical things. Presently they meet at the spot

where once the choragus stood. They salute each other._

MR GRIFFITH

I am sorry that you should have been here to-night. To you, I suppose,

this has been only a sacrilege. I am sorry that you should feel that I

am gloating over my success. But perhaps I am mistaken. Are you, or are

you not, Walter Pritchard Eaton?

MR EATON

I am. And you are David Wark Griffith, are you not? [_D. G. nods._] We

are well met, then--if I may make use of a phrase which the drama, and

not your _métier_ has made famous. By the way, ought I to “register”

pleasure in any conventional way?

D. G.

Score one for you. I have sinned. But since you say we are well met,

can’t we chat for a moment about things? You see, I am not altogether

unaffected by this scene--the light, and the ancient theatre, and the

memories of it all.

W. P. E.

They would all do admirably for a picture--for one of those

extraordinary scenic effects which you create as no other man can

create them. But the memories--those at least are mine. Surely you are

not thinking of--

D. G.

No. Not just now. I am humble at times. But let us say that you are

the great antagonist of the movies, and I the protagonist. I want very

much to understand what you mean when you attack them. I remember you

said that my spectacle, _The Birth of a Nation_, was violently unfair

because it was wordless. Am I not right?

W. P. E.

I said some such thing.

D. G.

And you are a defender of the theatre. May I assume that _The

Clansman_, which was a spoken drama, was more fair than my spectacle?

W. P. E.

At least, in the play, there was a reply in kind to every attack. The

dumb-show for which you are responsible showed only one side.

D. G.

Then you are attacking the movie for being a propaganda, and are

displeased with the propaganda because it is one-sided. May I say that

possibly the movie was made as an artistic spectacle, and had no such

object? And do I not recall the surprise with which such a play as

_Strife_ was received because it did show two sides? After all, I did

not make it impossible for you to put on _Uncle Tom’s Cabin_ as a reply

to me.

W. P. E.

It would be fruitless to continue the discussion on this point. I spoke

of your movie in passing, because I am always hearing about it. For the

most part let us admit that it was not cheap. Can you say as much for

the others?

D. G.

No. The movie is a vulgar art--it is _the_ vulgar art. And certainly

I do not purpose to rob that statement of its effectiveness by saying

that the word must be taken in its best, or even in its original,

meaning. It must be taken in its worst meaning. The movie is vulgar,

but it is art. The best of it is none too good--yet. But the worst of

it is not so bad as you think.

W. P. E.

I am willing to grant you that in the representation of spectacle, in

the realm of trick photography and in the preservation of the events

of the moment, the movie has its place. I question it only when it

invades the drama. There you must pardon me. I have the drama close to

my heart.

D. G.

You have been warming the viper quite a long time. It is about to

sting. I am willing to grant you that in musical comedy, in purely

intellectual engagements, and in the exploitation of sound, the drama

has its place. But I have noticed in your own complaints that in the

things that touch the heart, in the grand manner, in the projection of

high emotion, you find the drama of to-day a pretty sad affair.

W. P. E.

Who is to blame for it?

D. G.

Who killed Cock Robin? Not I. I had not heard that the

Comédie-Française was seriously affected by the activities of Pathé

Frères. I have yet to learn that music has been driven into hiding by

the movies, although I have heard that the ride of the Valkyries is

more familiarly known to-day as the “Klan-theme” from _The Birth_.

Didn’t your theatre die--if it has died--because it stifled itself?

Hadn’t you noticed the decline ten years ago?

W. P. E.

I am not blaming the movie. I am deploring it. I do not think that

it is good for people to be eternally fed on whatever is cheapest,

nearest, easiest of comprehension. I object to it all the more when

something high and fine is butchered to make a movie holiday.

D. G.

I deplore that as much as you. I do not think that _Cabiria_ was cheap,

or easy of comprehension. There was enough on the surface to make it

popular. But there was also enough in the depths to make it grand.

W. P. E.

The movie is still two-dimensional, Mr Griffith. Can we speak of depths?

D. G.

Ah, you say “still”! Then we have a future. In the theatre there was a

long succession of little known men, and then came the men whose plays

made these stones sacred to you. There were many Elizabethans before

Shakespeare. Will you call me the Marlowe of the movies? I believe in

them enough to hope for a Shakespeare. But don’t you see that we are

young; we are without conventions--

W. P. E.

Pardon me. You are with far too many. I remember that in the early

days, when you went about on tiptoe for fear of waking up the

revengeful Muses, you employed actors without any technique. There was

an uncouth, a delightful freshness, about your work. I had hopes then

that you would contribute to the stage. Instead you have taken from it.

You have borrowed all its worst conventions. And you have added some of

your own. There is the dreadful convention of registering.

D. G.

Isn’t that from the stage?

W. P. E.

Hardly.

D. G.

Your actors and actresses register.

W. P. E.

Not as yours do. The long training in the expression of emotions has

developed a suitable medium, the slightest variation on which becomes

inestimably precious. In the moving picture the variation is unknown.

And, although I am the last person to want to advantage the movie, let

me tell you why. I can hear the voice of the director, just as the

misguided husband leaves his wife--a favorite situation in the movies

and very novel--I can hear him crying out, “Register grief!” If he

does not cry out, the inner voice of the actress cries out. Not “feel,”

not “express the feeling,” but express the semblance of grief. It is

an art of superficies. Perhaps your actresses--and why, dear sir, do

you choose such impossibly blond, pretty and stupid actresses?--have

worked out a new expression, a new registration. At the terrible moment

they forget. They register as they, or another actress as well paid

and as hotly advertised, registered six months before. I am as tired

of heaving breasts and eyes turned to heaven as I am tired of Charlie

Chaplin’s walk when he does not walk it. Conventions? There is no end

to them. What your art, as you call it, lacks, is limitations.

D. G.

You mean there are no limits to it? That is a strange remark for you to

make.

W. P. E.

No. I do not mean that. I mean that every art, until recent times, has

proposed certain limitations, under which it had to work. Goethe--a

poet whom you have yet to introduce to your spectators--once wrote,

“_In der Beschränkung zeigt sich erst der Meister!_” And these

limitations must be more than physical. There is no reason why a poem

should rhyme abbaabbacdcdcd, but the sonnet must rhyme in some such

manner, or it will not be perfect. There may be greater poems than

these sonnets--that is a matter of taste--but the art of the sonnet

has its own perfection because those limitations have been accepted

joyously by those who chose to write. You have proposed no limitations

to yourself. Your art is chaos.

D. G.

Didn’t I confess as much when I said it was vulgar? It must have its

appeal to the very lowest. But because our roots are in the dung and

the mire, do you think there shall be no lovely blossoms on the trees

in spring and no fruit? If I make a fortune in raw melodrama, shall I

not spend it on Helen of Troy?

W. P. E.

Helen of Troy?

D. G.

Why not? The moving picture is always elemental, but it can be grand.

What are the essentials of a story: love, beauty, pursuit, coincidence,

rescue--

W. P. E.

Tell me, Mr Griffith, is it true that you recite “The Relief at

Lucknow” each night before you go to bed?

D. G.

Not now. I am reciting the Iliad now. Can’t you see the battlements of

Troy with Helen looking down from her tower--the ruinous face--

W. P. E.

Registering?

D. G.

Again a hit! But I shall overcome it. I shall show you Scamander rising

from his bed, and the gods on high Olympus--

W. P. E.

With a close-up of the beard of Zeus?

D. G.

And Patroclus leaping on the Ilian shore, and Achilles sulking in his

tent. I shall make Homer live again.

W. P. E.

Dear me. Is he dead? Why wasn’t I informed?

D. G.

Love and battle, heroism and beauty, action and emotion, pity and

terror--what more can you ask? All the great sum of Hellenic life, its

morning glow and its great noon of enviable beauty, shall be in my

picture. It shall mingle humanity with the gods again.

W. P. E.

Through the exquisite agency of cutbacks?

D. G.

As surely as Marlowe’s topless towers--the captions are written for

me--rose in the backdrops of your theatres. I shall glorify the

mechanics of my art. I shall make them invisible and divine. I shall

speak in words of white fire--

W. P. E.

Perhaps. But you will never speak with the tongues of angels--and of

men. I will admit the dulness of the theatre if you will grant the

absurdity of the mechanics you employ. I will ask you only if the

moving picture will ever become human?

D. G.

I do not know. I am not sure that humanity is very translatable. But

we have ecstasy. In the projector lies all wonderful adventure, and I

go into a dingy, stuffy, moving-picture house with the foreknowledge

that something strange and wonderful, though it be at times cheap and

vulgar, will be shown me. In a drab world the movie is an instrument

of miracles. The gross caricatures are perhaps truer than the realism

of the theatre. I see a Rabelaisian madness in the millions of broken

plates. In a thousand flying custard pies I recognize an eternal

impulse of humankind. In the mad comings and goings of impossible

characters I still see some persuasion that life is “wanton and

wondrous and forever well.” Here, in this theatre, life was once

glorified. But the grandeur has died out and we must restore it as we

can.

W. P. E.

Not in my time, I fear. For me the past is not dead, so you cannot

restore it. And here, in the end, you have my last objection to the

moving picture. You are destroying the imagination of mankind. There

are no more mysteries since your work has come into being. Everything

is visible. Everything is explained.

D. G.

Except the soul, my dear sir.[4]

“_I am Here To-Day_”:

_Charlie Chaplin_

“I AM HERE TO-DAY”: CHARLIE CHAPLIN

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