* * * * * [Illustration: _Fruiterer._ "ROYALTY 'ISSELF, MADAM, COULDN'T WISH FOR A BETTER PINEAPPLE THAN THAT." _Newly-rich Matron._ "WELL, IF ROYALTY CAN BITE 'EM I S'POSE I CAN. I'LL 'AVE IT."] * * * * *