The geography of Gretna and the Border is, so far as roads are

concerned, somewhat involved, and requires careful explanation. Up to

1830, when the wide-spreading sands of the Esk were bridged, the way

for coaches and all road-traffic lay circuitously through Longtown

to the right of where the fork of the roads now occurs; but in that

year the New Road, or the “English Road,” as it was commonly called,

was opened, causing much interference with what the inhabitants of

Springfield had almost come to regard as their “vested rights.” For, as

the accompanying plan will show, Springfield lay directly on the route

into Scotland; and Gretna Green merely to one side of it. But here

again it behoves the historian to be careful and not rashly to assume

that the early marriages were made at Springfield, and should therefore

have been named after it. As a curious matter of fact, this village

did not come into existence until 1791, when it was built by the then

landowner, Sir William Maxwell, who named it from a farm standing

there. It was then, and for long after, the home of people professing

to be weavers, but really, almost without exception, a set of drunken

Border blackguards who, when not helplessly intoxicated, were smugglers

and poachers and wastrels generally, and, living in the marches of the

two countries, respected the laws of neither.

Springfield, immediately after its rise, took away most of the

marrying business of Gretna, being nearer the magical dividing-line.

[Illustration: MAP OF OLD AND NEW ROADS FROM CARLISLE TO GRETNA GREEN.]

[Sidenote: _THE LONGTOWN ROAD_]

Blackford, on the Longtown road, is of the one unvarying pattern here,

and is followed by the hamlet of West Linton, by the river Lyne,

where a cottage or so, a farm, and the whitewashed “Graham’s Arms,”

with its motto, “N’Oublie,” stand stodged in the mud. Fir-trees and a

laurel-bordered road then lead to the by-way where Arthuret church,

standing solitary, serves for churchless Longtown, half a mile distant.

In Arthuret churchyard there is shown a broken cross, said to mark the

grave of Archie Armstrong, the famous Court fool of James the First

and Charles the First. James brought him south, from the Border, where

he had early distinguished himself as a sheepstealer in Eskdale; and

his impudence and invincible effrontery brought him a long period of

success at Court. But at last he overreached himself, in his enmity

to Archbishop Laud. On one occasion, saying grace at Whitehall, he

exclaimed, “Great praise to God and little laud to the Devil,” and all

the Court sniggered; but when, in 1637, he met Laud at a time when

the Scots were rising against the Archbishop’s attempts at dictation

in religious matters, and asked, “Wha’s fool the noo?” the jester’s

licence had grown beyond endurance, and he was dismissed. He lived

many years longer, and earned the reputation of an extremely usurious

lender of money, to whom no sharp practices came amiss. The cross

shown as marking his resting-place is really a portion of an ancient

Scandinavian monument.

[Sidenote: _SIR JAMES GRAHAM_]

Another character, very notorious in his day, lies in the churchyard:

Sir James Graham of Netherby, who was Home Secretary in 1844, when the

correspondence of Mazzini and other political refugees was opened at

the General Post Office by his direction, and read. Graham received

his orders from the Earl of Aberdeen, Minister for Foreign Affairs,

but it was Graham himself upon whom the whole of the public obloquy

fell, and he remarked, in the true spirit of prophecy, that all else he

had done would be forgotten, and he would be remembered only by this

wretched incident. It surely is a pitiful thing and a real tragedy of

the public service that an honourable gentleman who in private life

would have scorned to do anything mean should go down in history as the

man who violated the sanctity of private correspondence.

[Illustration: ARTHURET CHURCH.]

There are no architectural graces in Longtown. Each house is like its

fellow and every street resembles every other street. How then do the

strayed revellers, returning home “fou,” find the way to their especial

domiciles? An attempt to subdue the stark angularity of Longtown,

though not to give its streets variety, is seen in the somewhat recent

planting of the roads with trees.

Many people suppose the river Esk at Longtown to be the division

between England and Scotland. The supposition is reasonable enough,

for the actual divisor, the Sark, four miles further on, approaching

Springfield, is a very insignificant stream in appearance. The

political and the social significances of it were, however, of very

serious import indeed.

Solway Moss is passed on the way. Turner has made it the subject of one

of the finest plates in his _Liber Studiorum_, and has imported into

the view some mountains that are not there, together with some weather

which, fortunately for the present writer, was equally absent when he

passed this way.

[Illustration: SOLWAY MOSS

[_After J. M. W. Turner, R.A._

]

[Sidenote: _BATTLE OF SOLWAY MOSS_]

Solway Moss is marked on the maps with the conventional crossed swords

that indicate a battle. It was not an epoch-making battle that was

fought here, November 24th, 1542, but it was one of the most complete

of English victories, and the story of it is compact of a peculiar

terror. The Scots had crossed the Border in force, and were proceeding

on their usual lines of fire and pillage, to the assault of Carlisle,

when they were met at Arthuret by an army under Sir Thomas Wharton, the

stout Warden of the West Marches. The English onset disorganised the

invaders, who fled in the gathering darkness. Ten thousand fugitives

lost their way, and found themselves with the flowing tide upon the

fatal Solway Sands. Some flung away their arms and struggled through,

thousands were drowned, and many surrendered to women. Meanwhile, the

main body, pursued by the English, wandered in the other direction

across the Esk and plunged into the bog of Solway Moss, and were

swallowed up, slain, or taken prisoners. “Never,” says Froude, “in

all the wars between England and Scotland, had there been a defeat

more complete, more sudden, or more disgraceful.” James the Fifth of

Scotland died on December 14th, heartbroken at the disaster. It was a

complete English revenge for the defeat they had suffered at the Sark,

hard by, in 1449, nearly a hundred years before.

[Illustration: THE ROAD PAST SOLWAY MOSS.]

Turner therefore does right in so romantically treating the subject,

and I am merely a pictorial reporter, setting down only what I see.

But at any rate, while Turner might dissuade the pilgrim, with his

storm overhead and his fathomless bog beneath, whence apparently some

wretches are just escaping with their lives, you see by the modern

sketch that there is at least a hard high road running by.

Having come now to the Sark, and across it into the long street of

Springfield, and by the same token into Scotland, it is necessary to

tell at length the story of “Gretna Green” marriages. It could scarce

be told in more forbidding surroundings, for Springfield is one long

street of gaunt, unrelieved commonplace, and neither the once notorious

“Queen’s Head” inn on the right, nor the “Maxwell Arms” on the left,

helps to relieve it in the least degree. But the devil’s in it if

love can’t throw a rosy tinge over even such a scene, and doubtless

Springfield looked entrancing to some.

XXVII

The popularity of Gretna Green elopements dated from the passing of

Lord Chancellor Hardwicke’s Marriage Act of 1754, by which it was

declared that “Any person solemnising matrimony in any other place than

a church or public chapel, without banns, or other license, shall,

on conviction, be adjudged guilty of felony, and be transported for

fourteen years, and all such marriages shall be void.”

[Sidenote: _FLEET MARRIAGES_]

This measure was expressly designed to put an end to the long-continued

and growing scandals of the so-called “Fleet marriages,” which had

first attracted attention in 1674. The Fleet marriages, performed by

the chaplains of the Fleet Prison, in London, led to many abuses. Made

on the spur of the moment, between the prisoners there, incarcerated

for debt or other misdemeanours, and the visitors permitted free access

under the lax discipline of that time, the most fearful alliances

were perpetrated by wholesale. Drunken prisoners, dissolute women,

and parsons who richly deserved being unfrocked were the actors in

these scenes, almost exactly matched by the similar clandestine

marriages performed on application, at all hours of day or night, by

the chaplains of the Savoy, and by the clerical owners of proprietary

chapels in Mayfair.

These marriage-merchants earned amazing incomes, the still-existing

records of a Fleet parson’s fees in 1748 showing that in the month

of October alone he received no less than £69 12_s._ 9_d._ for his

services. At the Fleet, on March 25th, 1754, the day before Lord

Hardwicke’s Act became law, there was a grand winding-up of the

business, when 217 marriages were celebrated.

The penalty provided by the Act was not, under the existing

circumstances, too severe; for, in view of the evils wrought by those

practices, it was necessary to provide the greatest discouragement

possible to this traffic. Much more then than now, a marriage, once

performed, was irrevocable. Divorce courts, for redress of matrimonial

injuries, were unknown, and the drunken and the reckless who had taken

part so lightly in a Fleet marriage were held to their bargain for life.

But the Act, beneficent though it was, did not pass without great

opposition, and even when it became law, its operation was confined

to England; with the result that the only difficulty in the way of a

clandestine marriage that should be sufficiently legal was that of

making a journey out of England; whether across the English Channel to

Calais, or into the Isle of Man, or across the Border into Scotland,

was immaterial. The Isle of Man was for a brief period a favourite

place, but the House of Keys, the legislature of that isle, in 1757

passed an Act forbidding marriages other than by banns or special

license, with a penalty identical with that provided by the English Act

for clergymen who should infringe it; while any layman performing any

such ceremony was very roughly dealt with: the penalties in his case

being—

1. To be pilloried.

2. To lose his ears.

3. To be imprisoned until the Governor saw fit to release him, on

payment of a fine not exceeding £50.

After the passing of this Act we hear little or nothing of clandestine

marriages being celebrated in the Isle of Man.

The Channel Islands, and particularly Guernsey, were then occasionally

favoured, but the difficulties of access prevented them ever becoming

popular with the love-lorn, who very generally, while prepared to

suffer many things, drew the line at sea-sickness.

[Illustration: FILIAL AFFECTION.

[_After Rowlandson._

]

[Sidenote: _BORDER ELOPEMENTS_]

The Border, in fact, was destined to be, above all others, _the_

place to which eloping couples sped. “When Britain first at Heaven’s

command, arose from out the azure main,” she was sealed to a high

destiny; and when the Border was set between the kingdoms of England

and Scotland, it seems, at different times and periods, to have been

provided for the express purpose of affording a refuge and a living

for moss-troopers, cattle-lifters, and the generally lawless people of

the frontiers. It was thus quite in keeping with old Border history

that, when brute force went out and legal enormities took its place, it

should be the refuge of eloping lovers, of whom a very large proportion

were fortune-hunting scamps running away with silly, sentimental

schoolgirls.

The flight into Scotland afforded exceptional facilities, for marrying

across the Border has ever been (and still is) the simplest of affairs;

the chief difficulty being still, as Lord Eldon long ago observed, to

find out what does _not_ constitute a marriage in Scotland. My lord

himself spoke as doubly an expert, for he was not only the great legal

authority of his time, but himself had been married across the Border.

Indeed, Lord Deas was of opinion that mere consent, even in the absence

of witnesses, constituted lawful wedlock, just as in those primitive

days when the man only went to the woman’s home and took her to his

own. Pope Innocent III., who does not appear to have been so innocent

as his name would imply, in 1198 put an end to this simple plan.

Preposterous although it may seem, the difficulty in Scotland is, not

to get married, but how not. The mere verbal acknowledgments exchanged,

“This is my wife,” “This is my husband,” are all-sufficient, and

equally binding as the most formal marriage-license ever issued by a

bishop to his “dearly beloved”; and even words spoken in jest, without

any wish or desire that they should be seriously considered, are

binding. It is not to be supposed that novelists have remained ignorant

of these quaint customs, and indeed Gretna Green in particular, and

the Scottish marriage-laws in general, give point to Wilkie Collins’s

“Man and Wife,” Mrs. Henry Wood’s “Elster’s Folly,” and J. M. Barrie’s

“Little Minister,” among other novels.

[Illustration: “A FALSE ALARM ON THE ROAD: ‘TIS ONLY THE MAIL!”

[_After C. B. Newhouse._

]

[Sidenote: “_HAND-FASTING_”]

Bound intimately up with these affairs, and thought to have originated

these singularly loose methods, was the old Scottish custom of

“hand-fasting,” still practised in the opening years of the nineteenth

century, but with the increase of education, and still more the growth

of comfort, then fast dying out. These barbaric customs, resembling in

degree some old Welsh observances, mattered little to a peasantry sunk

in ignorance, but with the growth of wage-earning and of property, and

the consequent sense of responsibility, they could by no possibility

survive. “Hand-fasting” was the selection, on approval, of a wife or

husband, who would live together for one year on trial. If mutually

satisfactory at the close of the year, they became man and wife for

good and all; if not, they parted, and were free to choose again.

Children, if there were any, were the charge of the non-content partner.

The Border must have seemed a Heaven-provided resort to couples bent

on evading Lord Hardwicke’s Marriage Act, but, strangely enough, the

sufficient virtue of the first step across the dividing-line was not

at first generally recognised, and fleeting lovers were originally not

content until they had come, post haste, to Edinburgh, where, in the

Canongate, they found a crowd of blackguardly scoundrels idling about

in greasy and tattered Geneva gowns and pretending to be clergymen, who

did their business for them at any prices the circumstances seemed to

warrant, from a shilling and a glass of whiskey, up to five guineas.

Thus were the runaway Lord George Lennox and Lady Louisa Ker, daughter

of the Earl of Ancrum, married, in 1759.

Thus, although even so early as 1753, the year before the Marriage Act

became law, a “Gretna Green wedding” was performed by Joseph Paisley,

the first “Gretna Priest,” it was not until 1771 that the marrying at

Gretna Green grew such a recognised institution that registers began to

be kept.

Gretna stands to all the world for runaway matches, but although by far

the most popular place, it was by no means the only one. Any spot on

the long lonely seventy miles of Border served the same purpose, and

Lamberton Toll, north of Berwick, and Coldstream were not without their

advantages, especially from Newcastle-on-Tyne, to which they lay quite

handy. The future Earl of Eldon, who ran away as a lad with his Bessie

Surtees, got married at Lamberton or at Coldstream.

On this West Coast, however, on the “new” road to Gretna, the actual

crossing of the Border is at the passage of the little river Sark, half

a mile before you come to that more famous hamlet. Although Gretna is

pre-eminently famed, and Springfield, just short of it, comes second in

popular estimation, a very good case might be made out for giving Sark

Bar prominence in this strange history.

[Illustration: SARK BAR.]

[Sidenote: _THE FATEFUL TOLL-HOUSE_]

It is nothing but an old toll-house on the north, or Scottish side of

the river. But there’s the rub. It is the first spot on Scottish soil,

and much virtue accordingly attached to it. The name of Gretna obscured

those of all other places in the minds of strangers, but those on the

spot, together with every post-boy between Carlisle and the Border,

knew better; and those runaways who were so hard-pressed that the extra

half-mile on to Springfield or Gretna meant all the difference between

success and failure had cause to bless Sark Toll Bar, or Alison’s Bank

Bar, as it is sometimes called. This was an inimical spot to parents

and guardians, and a sad disillusion to all pursuers. Here fathers, hot

on the heels of fugitives, were commonly foiled in the very cynthia of

the minute. At the moment of triumphantly thinking they would, in that

further half-mile, overtake their prey, Simon Beattie, the toll-keeper,

was spiriting the fluttering young things into his innocent-looking

whitewashed toll-house, and in the presence of the necessary two

witnesses, including the grinning post-boy, was asking them the simple

questions that sufficed: “Were they single?” and “Did they wish to

become man and wife?” It was all over by the time the foaming enemy

was cursing and kicking outside the barred and bolted door; and when

Beattie unbolted it and introduced the newly-wed, there was nothing to

do but try and look pleasant, or perhaps in extreme cases give young

hopeful a horse-whipping; which, after all, was scarce politic.

Simon Beattie, between four o’clock on a Saturday morning and the

Sunday evening following, in November 1842, married no fewer than

forty-five couples at Sark Toll Bar, and his successor, John Murray,

in one night performed the same office for sixty-one. No wonder Murray

thought it possible to amass a fortune here. He reared the “Sark Bar”

inn close by, on the English side of the Sark, but he had not finished

it when Lord Brougham’s Act, of 1856, ruining all these fugitive

proceedings, came into operation; and there was an end of his hopes.

[Sidenote: _RAILWAYS AND GRETNA GREEN_]

But it was evidently in existence in 1852, for it is referred to in

an article in _Household Words_ of that year, written by Blanchard

Jerrold, who describes how he left Carlisle by train and came to

Gretna station, where he alighted and found a couple who alighted at

the same time being “addressed eagerly by one or two men of common

appearance. Are these individuals making offers for the conveyance

of the couple’s luggage? The station-master looks on at the warm

conference with a sardonic grin; and with a quick twitch of the head,

draws the attention of the guard to the interesting group. The train

goes forward, and the conference breaks up. One of the men conducts

the lady and gentleman to a little red-brick hotel close by; and the

others retire discontentedly. I inquire about this rivalry, and am

informed that it is a clerical contest. The little red-brick hotel is

the property of Mr. Murray, who also inhabits the famous toll-bar which

is on the Scotch bank of the stream. Thus this sagacious toll-keeper

pounces upon the couples at the station; removes them to his ‘Gretna

Hotel,’ and then drives them down a narrow lane, and over the bridge

to the toll-bar, where he marries them. In this way it appears Murray

has contrived to monopolise five-sixths of the trade matrimonial. It is

to be observed, however, that there is a Gretna station, and a Gretna

Green station, and that the latter is the point which deposits happy

couples opposite Gretna Hall.”

Competition was evidently most extraordinarily keen for it to have gone

the length of inducing a Border marriage-monger to build an hotel on

the English side of the Sark, and for his agents and others to have

wrangled and disputed for business on a railway platform, like so many

cab-touts. The romance of Gretna obviously departed, leaving only the

sordid dregs, when the Glasgow and South-Western Railway was made,

1848-50, and linked up with Carlisle and the whole of England.

Painters and engravers found the romance of Gretna greatly to their

minds, and numerous pictures exist of scenes upon the road, and at

Gretna itself. Two of the most striking are those by C. B. Newhouse,

showing “A False Alarm on the Road: ’Tis only the Mail,” and “One

Mile from Gretna: The Governor in sight, with a Screw loose.” In the

first we see the love-lorn ones, halted in front of a wayside inn, the

post-boys running out with fresh horses, while with a rush the Royal

Mail suddenly dashes by. They think for the moment they are overtaken,

but sink back with the heartfelt ejaculation, “’Tis only the Mail.”

In the second picture we have the post-boys whipping and spurring on

the frantic horses, and the prospective bridegroom standing up in

the chaise, holding out a further inducement to speed, in the shape

of a bag which, by the size of it, would appear to contain a modest

competency for life. On the summit of a distant hill the governor’s

chaise appears to have met with an accident, and the chase is virtually

over.

The “Deaf Postilion,” pictured by George Cruikshank, seems to have been

a real person, and the incident he illustrates to have really happened.

He was stone-deaf, and when furiously driving an anxious couple towards

the goal of their hopes, failed to notice that, in the lurching and

plunging of the chaise, the springs had broken, leaving the body

behind, while he hastened on, blissfully unconscious of the disaster,

with the fore-carriage.

[Illustration: “ONE MILE FROM GRETNA: THE GOVERNOR IN SIGHT, WITH A

SCREW LOOSE.”

[_After C. B. Newhouse._

]

XXVIII

[Illustration: THE DEAF POST-BOY.

[_After Cruikshank._

]

[Sidenote: _INN AND REGISTRAR’S OFFICE_]

In the merry days of the road, Springfield was alert. The two inns, the

“King’s Head” (as it was then) and the “Maxwell Arms,” combined the

parts of registrar’s office and hostelry: the innkeepers doubling the

characters of “priests” and hosts: while at Gretna Green itself stood

Gretna Hall, a most comfortable, and indeed aristocratic, hotel. But,

indeed, any one could, would, and did marry all who asked, anywhere.

There was absolute Free Trade in it; only some were sharper than others

to turn the privilege to account. Even women might perform the simple

formula, although it does not appear that a woman ever did.

The inns, of course, took the pick of the business; for the convenience

of coming, tired out with the long-continued excitement of being

pursued out of one country into another, to be married and refreshed

under one roof was so obvious that it need not be insisted upon.

Prices, naturally enough, varied. They ruled low or high, according to

whether you appeared to be poor or wealthy, moderately leisured, or in

a frantic haste, and marriages have been “celebrated”—the circumstances

would hardly permit the use of the word “solemnised”—for the sake, at

one extreme, of a glass of whiskey and a pleasant word, and, at the

other extremity, for so high a fee as £100, and “D—n you, be quick

about it!” There have even been times when the offer of that sum has

not availed; not, we may be sure, because the keen-witted natives stood

out for more, but solely on account of the excruciating circumstances.

You are required to imagine such a case: the hour midnight; the more or

less innocent folk of Springfield and Gretna asleep. A chaise, driven

at a headlong gallop, appears, closely followed by exultant parents.

The village is awake in a trice, for it sleeps always with one ear

cocked; and rival “priests” are hurrying on their clothes, as quick as

may be, eager to earn a fee, which, judging from the circumstances,

should be a substantial one. And even as they hurry, they hear a

hoarse, despairing voice exclaiming in the empty street, “A hundred

pounds to the man who marries me!” It is the expectant bridegroom; but

before they can reach him and his bride-elect, the pursuers have come

up, and snatched the lady away.

[Sidenote: _THE “BLACKSMITH” LEGEND_]

The “blacksmith” is a myth, deriving, no doubt, from the more or

less poetic idea of indissoluble bonds being forged. There were no

blacksmiths’ forges here then, and despite old prints showing couples

being married over the anvil, with post-boy looking on, no blacksmith

seems ever to have been known as a “priest.” That term was, of course,

absolutely an indefensible assumption; but there is this excuse,

perhaps, for the “blacksmith” idea. It seems that, among those who

conducted weddings, was one “Tom the Piper,” properly Thomas Little,

of the “Maxwell Arms” inn, who, with his son, hit upon the attractive

title of the “Gretna Wedding” inn, and hung out a painted sign

representing the afterwards famous smithy scene.

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