CHAPTER XI

THE SANTA FÉ TRAIL

On the fifth day after my arrival in Kansas City all was in readiness

for my departure. There was another big bill to meet for Lizzie's

overhaul, but I had the satisfaction of knowing that the bearings had

all been replaced, as well as a few cylinders and pistons and things,

and that there was just a chance of getting to the coast before

something else went wrong. Once again I wrote polite letters to the

factory at Chicago, paid many dozen "green backs" over the counter,

and started off once more, this time with only thirty-five dollars in

pocket. Once again fate and the post office had been unkind. Not a

suggestion of anything was there at either of the post offices at any

of my calls thereon. Amid vague wonderings and oft repeated doubts

I promised myself a big cheque at Santa Fé, next stop. I was just

beginning to know the ins and outs of the postal service.

The Santa Fé Trail is the oldest and most interesting highway in

America. Rather should it be said that the pioneers over what later

became known as the Santa Fé Trail were the first to leave permanent

marks on routes that have since become "highways" between the

Central-Western and the Far-Western States. In the days of the ox

team and prairie-schooner, the plains and mountains were crossed by

trails, usually along the lines of least resistance, keeping as close

as possible to bases of supplies and water. Travel over the Santa Fé

Trail began about 1822, starting from Little Rock, Arkansas (pronounced

Arkansaw), and following the Arkansas River west. A few years later,

this trail was superseded by a more permanent one going west from

Kansas City (then called Westport) to "Great Bend," a base situated,

as its name implies, on a great bend of the Arkansas River, and thence

to Santa Fé by a choice of two routes. An important trade with the

Spanish population of the south-west was early developed, reaching its

zenith in the '60s. This route, the one which I followed, has now been

marked a considerable part of the way by stone monuments erected by the

"Daughters of the American Revolution" and constituted the chief inroad

from the East to the Far West. Santa Fé itself, next to St. Augustine,

Florida, is the most ancient city in America, having been founded in

1605 by Spanish settlers on the site of a "pueblo" or Indian village of

far-distant origin. Naturally, therefore, it was the centre of trade

for years numbered by hundreds, and traders from afar brought their

goods and supplies in boats up the rivers as far as navigable and then

in teams across the dreary plains and over the steep Rockies to this

one destination.

Later, in the gold-rush to California in 1849, emigrants reached San

Francisco, the "Golden Gate," via this same Santa Fé Trail, undergoing

indescribable hardships on the way, and at all times subjected to

frequent onslaughts by the hostile Indians.

The first railroads were built across the plains alongside the old

trails. The first automobile trips (and I take off my hat to them!)

naturally followed the railroads, from the necessity of keeping near

to supplies. But the motor-car of to-day frequently makes either short

cuts or detours--leading perhaps 100 or 200 miles away from the

railroad--in order to visit sections offering unusual attractions, or

places of historical interest, even when located in desert regions.

Thus, with Kansas City behind me, the journey begins to be really

interesting from an historic, if not from a scenic point of view. The

hand of modern civilization at last is seen to relax its grasp. Now,

instead of the prosaic, the conventional and the luxurious, are we to

find the unique, the heterodox and the primitive. After the tainted

breath of huge cities and the seething, crushing, maddening turmoil of

wealth and modernism are to follow the pure unbounded atmosphere of the

giant plains, the mystic call of the great mountains, the vastness, the

fearfulness and the rapture of the scorching deserts. Which shall it be

for me?

Before me lie 500 miles of perfectly flat and uninteresting country

before I leave the State of Kansas and enter Colorado. Then follow

another 200 equally flat, equally drear, to be crossed before the

Rockies loom into sight. Seven hundred miles of endless weary prairie,

stretching always, everywhere, as far as the eye can see, with never

a hill nor a dale nor hardly a tree in sight!--Nothing but boundless,

illimitable corn, wheat and prairie.

That night, after an afternoon's run of 120 miles, I rested in a

cornfield. The road had ended abruptly. An old bridge had been

demolished and a new one was about to be erected. A heap of debris

in the middle attracted my attention, and I was fortunate. Here the

road ended; there was a little chasm some thirty feet across; beyond

was the road again. Nothing for it but to turn back. Turning back is

always objectionable. I deemed that it would be less so in the morning.

That is why I wrapped myself in my mosquito net behind a hedge in a

cornfield and offered up thanksgiving.

The mosquito net--I have not mentioned it before! I purchased three

yards of it in a little store back in Missouri while waiting for the

road to dry up. I also bought a cap. Having worn no headgear since

leaving New York, I soon discarded the cap and later gave it away to a

little urchin who looked as though he needed one more than I. But the

mosquito net remained for a longer spell. Nightly was it unfolded and

wrapped around my unworthy self, and daily was it folded carefully up

again and packed into the bag once more.

I shall never forget that mosquito net. It was white. Leastways it

was when I bought it. I tried countless ways of enveloping myself in

its folds, but never with any great measure of success. The _tout

ensemble_ when struggles had subsided, with self in pyjamas surrounded

by wrappings of white chiffon on a black background (my waterproof

groundsheet) must have presented an extraordinary spectacle to the poor

birds above. No doubt they mistook me for some miscreant angel served

with an ejectment order without notice from the star-lit sky! At first

all went well. I breathed the calm midnight air unmolested. "It can't

be true," I told myself, "there is a catch in it somewhere." There

was. I discovered that whereas it was comparatively difficult for a

mosquito to get inside the net, once he did get inside it was an utter

impossibility to get him out again. One mosquito inside a mosquito net

is worth much more than two outside. He is worth at least forty!

Then I tried various stunts because, when I did get properly wrapped

up, I invariably rolled out of it in my sleep. I rigged up poles and

sticks and cut little pegs from twigs to hold the net down like a

tent. I had it stitched up the sides like a bag and wriggled into it

nightly, only to find it wrapped around my feet in the morning and my

face and arms a mass of bites. Finally, in the heart of the Rockies I

think it was, I gave it up as a bad job and resorted to the Citronella

method once again. For aught I know that old mosquito-net is still

hanging to the fence of a cow-ranch at the foot of Pike's Peak, Colo.!

Up at dawn in the morning and away. I found another road some three

miles back and continued on my way westward rejoicing. Sixty miles were

covered before breakfast. The towns and villages became very few and

far between, and Council Grove, where I enjoyed my morning repast, was

practically the first town to be encountered. I had set my mind on a

good day's run and prayed for good roads. On my map, which was said to

be the only road-map of the United States published, and was hopelessly

inaccurate and inadequate, there was a huge river, the Arkansas, a

couple of hundred miles ahead. I judged it to be about half a mile

wide. Verily, thought I, the Arkansas River shall be my resting place

to-night, and Great Bend my destination.

After a long day's ride I toiled into Great Bend at sunset. The journey

had been monotonous and the road fatiguing. I longed to stretch

my weary bones on the banks of yon mighty river and bathe in its

refreshing waters. While I was devouring my evening meal, on a little

high stool in the one and only café of Great Bend, I was consoling

myself with this prospect.

Outside, a little group of men were sitting on the pavement eyeing

Lizzie propped up against the kerb. It is the general thing to sit on

pavements in the Far West. They are much higher than those we are

accustomed to and afford adequate and comfortable accommodation for the

weary population. Often one can see a row of men sitting on the kerb

for the whole length of a "block" when the sun is in such a direction

that the sitters are sheltered by the buildings behind them. I made a

mental note: "Another good idea for importation to England." I pictured

tired Londoners sitting down in rows on the pavements of the Strand or

clustered leisurely around Piccadilly Circus chewing "shag"!

My pockets bulged with bottles of "Buckeye," an imitation root beer

sold extensively in the States (since prohibition) and alleged to have

a "kick" in it. A suspicious swelling elsewhere on my person indicated

a tin of pineapple chunks (a delight of my youth).

"Goin' far?" inquired one of my scrutineers.

"Down to the river to-night. This the right road?"

"Right slick in front of your nose half a mile away."

I came to a long wooden bridge arrangement, but could find no river.

After going two or three miles and finding no Arkansas, I returned to

Great Bend to try another road. This time I inquired at the café.

"Straight ahead, you can't miss the bridge."

"Oh, is there a river there? I didn't see one."

Back again to the bridge, but no signs of a river. Instead there was a

great stretch of white sand like a sea-beach, but with little trees and

shrubs and tufts of grass dotted here and there.

"Well, this is no Arkansas River," said I to myself, "but I'm through.

This sand looks pretty comfortable, so here goes."

In amongst the sand dunes I made my bed and never did traveller camp

in more delightful surroundings or rest in more peaceful conditions.

The stars shone out with unusual brilliancy in the heavens, and the

moon rose at the setting of the sun, enveloping all in a magic sheen

of silver. A soft cool breeze played gently over the plain and little

birds of unknown song and uncounted variety slowly sang themselves to

rest. This indeed was no night for sleep; more was it a time for quiet

contemplation of all the things that make life good and noble and

worthy of the living. How terrible, how awful it would be when I should

in the end return to the narrow beaten track of city life, and once

again be fettered to "the trivial round, the common task" that knows no

magic spell and thrills with no mystic breath. Could it ever be that

the duties that bind and numb, the needs that hamper and clog, the

tasks that chill and estrange, should once again enshroud me in their

toils? Such I suppose are the meditations of everyone who breaks away

from home to enjoy for a spell the bounties of nature and whose canopy

is the sky.

In the morning I awoke as fresh as the merry sandpipers and

waterwagtails that ran and hopped about in dozens. There was no trace

of fatigue, no thought but of the glorious day that was opening, no

regret but that every day had not brought and would not bring this

rapturous dawn.

I learned in the village that I had indeed slept in the middle of the

Arkansas River! The summer had been excessively dry and that part of

the river which, several hundred miles away, had risen boisterously in

the heart of the Rockies and had not been dried up with the heat, had

drained through the sandy bed, never to emerge again. This though was

one of many rivers that I was to meet with no water in them. Sometimes

even, I was to see fences and railways erected across would-be rivers

to prevent the cattle straying!

The farther westward I travelled the fewer became the towns.

Nevertheless, albeit they were sometimes thirty and forty miles apart,

they were all prosperous, new and inviting. Of gasoline there was

always an abundant supply at 22 cents (11_d._) per gallon. Of garages

there were enough and to spare. Indeed, it was surprising what palatial

garages were to be found everywhere. Outside each was the familiar

"Bowser" pump communicating with a 1,000-gallon tank below the pavement

from which anything from half a gallon to six gallons at a time could

be pumped up by the garage hand at one turn of the handle. A flexible

pipe with a cock at the end leads from the pump, and one's tank can be

filled in a few seconds without a drop being spilt. Not once in all my

travel through the States have I seen a petrol tin. I do not believe

they are used at all because nowhere in the States is it necessary to

travel by road with spare petrol on board, provided, of course, that

one is careful to fill up regularly at the different towns or stations

on the way. Even in the heart of New Mexico and Arizona, even in the

terrible "Death Valley" and Mohave Desert of California, stations are

found where "gas" and oil can be bought in plenty to carry one well

beyond the next to be reached.

At Larned I made a hearty breakfast from canteloupe, coffee and "pie."

Now "pie" is one hundred per cent. symbolical of America. In the States

they have attained the absolute limit of perfection in the manufacture

of pies; indeed I think it must be a "key" industry. Not only can pies

of every conceivable kind of fruit (and many inconceivable ones) be

obtained, but the cooking thereof is perfection itself.

On the road again, ever westward, ever looking forward to the day when

from the dreadful monotony of the plains the Rocky Mountains would loom

high and faint upon the horizon.

I passed a few small towns at long intervals, towns with picturesque

names such as "Cimarron," "Garden City," "Lamar," and "Las Animas." In

every case an approaching town was heralded by an unspeakable stretch

of road. With the passage of traffic of all kinds the road was ground

up into powder. Every inch of it was loose sand, sometimes a couple or

three feet deep, sand that would be impassable to any but horse-drawn

traffic. As a saving grace it was generally less deep at the edges of

the road than in the middle, and locomotion was just within the range

of possibility with frequent assistance by way of "leg-work" and with

occasional spills and crashes. The only use I had for these towns

lay in the unlimited scope for ice-cream consumption which they all

afforded. As time went on, Lizzie showed signs of further disrupture.

Gradually little noises and rattles developed and slowly her power fell

off by almost imperceptible degrees. Of course I had ample power even

at that to cover the country, which, with few exceptions, was level,

and the road, where dry, was good. I averaged no more than twenty-five,

and as there was hardly any stop to make or traffic to slow down

for, this did not mean travelling more than thirty at any time. A

good conscientious motorist, I told myself, would stop and examine

everything. I had got far beyond that stage. "Let the old crock go on

till she busts," I muttered inwardly and opened up to avoid an oncoming

thunderstorm.

Thunderstorms travel quickly in U.S.A. They get a hustle on and don't

mess about generally. There's never any doubt about it when you

see one coming. It means business; there is none of that burbling,

gurgling, gloomy overture that hangs around for hours in England

and very often comes to nothing at all. No, no. In U.S.A. you see a

thundercloud on the horizon and before you've got "George Washington"

off your lips it's on you with a crack and a bump and a splash and woe

betide any innocent motor-cyclist who is riding in his shirt-sleeves

with his jacket strapped on the back.

But that rain was good! Kansas can be hot when it likes and it's mostly

liking all the time, so that a shower-bath is a gift from the gods.

When it stopped, and fortunately before it had had time to do its foul

work on the surface of the dirt road, I arrived in Syracuse, a small

town with not much of a population to substantiate its artistic name,

and but twenty or thirty miles from the Colorado State Line. Net result

150 odd miles that day and to-morrow with luck I should behold the

Rockies. Oh, those Rockies! How I longed to see them!

The rest of the evening I spent adjusting Lizzie's tappets (they had

all worked loose, hence the noise) and eating pies and ices at every

café in the place. The night was spent in a dirty inhospitable little

inn calling itself, I think, the Broadway Temperance Hotel. Heaven help

Broadway, and the Devil take all temperance hotels! I shivered as I

compared this with the night before.

Westward once more. In an hour I crossed the State Line. Invariably

there is a large sign-board denoting this fact. "THIS IS THE STATE

OF COLORADO, THE MOST PICTURESQUE AND FERTILE STATE IN THE UNION,"

it read on this occasion. This time there was not such a marked change

in the country. It was still flat, still dismally uninteresting.

Everything looked dried up. At times the trail, which hitherto had

followed the Arkansas "River," crossed and re-crossed it by long low

creaky wooden bridges. There was still no water flowing underneath

them. "Water? That was only meant to flow under bridges," says the

confirmed toper. The Arkansas River "puts him wise" on that point!

Flagrant mistakes now appeared on the map. Roads and towns which

in reality lay on one side of the river were alleged to be on the

other. Distances became either grossly exaggerated or hopelessly

underestimated, so much so that I only expected to get to a place when

I found myself already there. If it turned out to be another place than

that I had expected--well, there, that made it all the more exciting.

Later on the trail became very dishevelled and forlorn. Great waves of

sand were piled up in ridges and furrows defying all comers. Sometimes

a benevolent signpost advised all drivers of automobiles not to risk

travelling thereon, but to follow such and such a detour which would

lead back to the road ten or fifteen miles farther on. I saw many

such notices. At first I scorned them, but the sand grew so thick and

deep that it enveloped the frame of the machine and the projecting

footboards brought progress to a standstill. For several hours I pushed

and heaved and skidded and floundered about on highways and detours and

pathways that baffle description. If I averaged ten miles an hour I was

content with that. I got through many places that passing pedestrians

swore were impassable. In short I was beginning to reduce locomotion

over American roads to a science.

At La Junta, the Santa Fé Trail swerves to the south-west towards New

Mexico, but another trail continues westward and northward towards

Pueblo, Colorado Springs, and Denver, the three "cities" of Colorado

State, and Pike's Peak, one of the highest points of the Rockies.

I decided to leave the trail for a day or two and go sightseeing

in famous Colorado. So I continued westward, scanning the horizon

all the time for a vision of a vast and rugged mountain range. The

sight of mountains would be as balm to a sore wound; as welcome as

a spring of water in the desert; or even as the sight of land to a

shipwrecked mariner, so heartily tired was I of the endless plains and

the inexhaustible flatness and monotony of the country for the past

thousand miles.

Instead of mountains came a cloud. Soon the whole horizon was black. I

knew what that meant. It meant "laying up" for a day or two and looking

round for a good place to lay up at "right slick." But I was in the

midst of nowhere. Not a house or a shack could be seen anywhere. Even

as I scanned the country the rain came. The road was not sandy enough

for it to soak through. Instead it absorbed it greedily and changed to

mud. I rode as far as riding was practicable and then I pushed. In a

few miles I came to a little wooden shack at the side of the road near

a large dyke already swollen with rain. The shack looked as though it

had recently been thrown together with matchboarding and liberal use

had been made of tarpaulins as curtains instead of doors. I left Lizzie

in the road and went to explore.

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