Fitznoodle is an Austin nimrod who goes out every Sunday and brings in
a jack-rabbit or so. Fitznoodle is an enormous eater, and nobody else
gets much of a taste of the rabbit.
“I wonder why nobody gets any of the shot except me,” said Fitznoodle,
taking a shot out of his mouth.
Because nobody else gets any of the rabbit, I suppose,” responded Mrs.
Fitznoodle, with telling sarcasm.