DOMESTIC LIFE IN TEXAS.

“It wasn’t that!” exclaimed Mr. Sanders, indignantly. “You see, I

didn’t say a word at all.”

“How’d she find out, then?” asked one of the party.

“Why, I went home, and she asked if it was me. I told her it was. Took

the chances on that, you know. Then she asked me if I’d been drinking.

I told her no. And there I stopped. Never said another word.”

“But you say she caught on somewhere. How was it?”

“Just a blunder I made. When I told her I hadn’t drank anything she

was satisfied, but when I come to go to bed, I put on my overcoat

instead of my night-shirt. That excited suspicion.”

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