SAMUEL LANGHORNE CLEMENS.

Routledge, in his Men of the Time, says that Samuel Langhorne Clemens,

better known by the _nom de plume_ of Mark Twain, was born in Florida,

Monroe county, Missouri, November 30, 1835. During the last ten years

newspaper reports have made Mark Twain the native of a dozen different

localities. According to these reports Mark has been born in Adair

county, Kentucky; in Fentress county, Tennessee; in Hannibal, Missouri;

and in various other places. However, it is proper for me to state

that Mark was born in but one place, and all at one time. Routledge is

evidently correct as to both time and place.

The parents of Mark Twain were married in Kentucky and lived for

some years in that State. His mother states that he was always an

incorrigible boy, filled with roving imaginations from his very

earliest age, and could never be persuaded or forced to attend to his

books and study, as other boys did. He lost his father at the age of

twelve, and soon after left school for good. When about fifteen years

of age, Mark came into the house one day and asked his mother for five

dollars. On being questioned as to what he wanted with it, he said he

wanted it to start out traveling with. He failed to obtain the five

dollars, but he assured his mother that he would go all the same,

and he really went, nor did the old lady ever set eyes on him again

until he had become a man. Starting out on his travels he learned the

printing business, and supported himself by working at the case.

Clemens was but seventeen when he resolved to become a steamboat pilot

on the Mississippi river. He learned the river in due time from St.

Louis to New Orleans, a distance of 1,375 miles, and followed the

occupation of pilot until he was twenty-four years old. In 1861 an

elder brother was appointed Lieutenant-governor of Nevada Territory.

He offered Mark the position of private secretary, and the young man

deserted the river and went West. After a few months he abandoned the

life of a private secretary, and started out to seek a fortune in the

mines. In this he was unsuccessful, although at one time, for the space

of a few minutes, Mark owned the famous Comstock lode, and was worth

millions. He found all this out after he sold the claim.

After this, Clemens became a reporter and correspondent, writing to

the Territorial Enterprise and other papers, and occasionally doing

work at the case. He wrote at times over the _nom de plume_ of Mark

Twain, a title he adopted from his experiences as a pilot. It was

during these years, between 1862 and 1866, that Mark perpetrated

many broad and practical jokes, using his journalistic position as a

channel. These publications gave him considerable notoriety in the

West, and especially on the Pacific coast. For several years he was

local editor of the Virginia City Enterprise, but in 1864 he removed

to San Francisco, where he was offered a good position on a paper

there. In 1865 he went to the Sandwich Islands, to write up the

sugar plantations. His letters were very readable and were published

mostly in the Sacramento Union. All this time Mark was struggling

with legitimate literary work, and published occasional sketches

in literary weeklies, which were widely copied. On his return from

Hawaii he lectured for a short time in California and Nevada. Some of

his sketches having attracted attention in the East, Mark sailed for

New York in the early part of 1867, and published a small volume of

sketches, entitled The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras, and Other

Sketches. The book sold well in the United States, and was afterwards

republished in England. Nearly all the sketches that appeared in the

book had previously been published in the San Francisco papers.

In 1868, Mr. Clemens formed one of a party who sailed in the steamship

Quaker City, for an extended excursion to Palestine and the Holy Land.

He went in the capacity of a newspaper correspondent as well as for

pleasure, and wrote interesting letters while abroad to the California

papers. Returning to America he gathered his letters together and

re-wrote them in book form, which he called Innocents Abroad, or the

New Pilgrim’s Progress. The work was very funny, yet notwithstanding

the rollicking satire, and laugh-provoking character of the book, the

author met with the greatest difficulty in getting it published. He

sent his manuscript to the leading publishers of New York, Boston,

and Philadelphia, and they all refused it. Mark’s literary vanity was

sorely wounded, and he was about determined to throw his book into the

fire when a literary friend, Albert D. Richardson, now deceased, to

whom he handed the manuscript, pronounced it very clever and offered

to take it with him to Hartford, Connecticut, where was located the

American Publishing Company, a firm that had issued several books for

Richardson. After much talk and discussion among the directors of

the publishing company, the book was finally issued. Its success was

extraordinary, and since its publication over 200,000 copies of the

book have been sold. The publishing company cleared $75,000 by the

venture.

In 1869 Twain tried journalism for a time in Buffalo, where he held an

editorial position on a daily paper. While there he fell in love with a

young lady, a sister of “Dan”--made famous in Innocents Abroad--but her

father, a gentleman of wealth and position, looked unfavorably upon his

daughter’s alliance with a Bohemian literary character.

“I like you,” he said to Mark, “but what do I know of your antecedents?

Who is there to answer for you, anyhow?”

After reflecting a few moments, Mark thought some of his old California

friends would speak a good word for him. The prospective father-in-law

wrote letters of inquiry to several residents of San Francisco, to whom

Clemens referred him, and with one exception, the letters denounced him

bitterly, especially deriding his capacity for becoming a good husband.

Mark sat besides his fiancee when the letters were read aloud by the

old gentleman. There was a dreadful silence for a moment, and then Mark

stammered: “Well, that’s pretty rough on a fellow, anyhow?”

His betrothed came to the rescue however, and overturned the mass of

testimony against him by saying, “I’ll risk you, anyhow.”

The terrible father-in-law lived in Elmira, New York, and there Mark

was married. He had told his friends in the newspaper office at

Buffalo, to select him a suite of rooms in a first-class boarding house

in the city, and to have a carriage at the depot to meet the bride and

groom. Mark knew they would do it, and gave himself no more anxiety

about it. When he reached Buffalo, he found a handsome carriage, a

beautiful span of horses and a driver in livery. They drove him up

to a handsome house on an aristocratic street, and as the door was

opened, there were the parents of the bride to welcome them home. The

old folks had arrived on the quiet by a special train. After Mark had

gone through the house and examined its elegant finishings, he was

notified officially that he had been driven by his own coachman, in his

own carriage, to his own house. They say tears came to his wonderfully

dark and piercing eyes, and that all he could say was “Well, this is a

first-class swindle.”

Not long after his marriage, Mark settled down in Hartford, and

invested capital in insurance companies there. His second book,

Roughing It, appeared in 1871, and had almost as large a sale as its

predecessor. He visited England a few months later, and arranged for

the publication of his works there in four volumes. On his return he

issued his third book, in partnership with Charles Dudley Warner, which

was styled The Gilded Age. This was followed by the Adventures of Tom

Sawyer, a book for boys, in 1876. These books all commanded an immense

sale, and several editions have been exhausted. The American Publishing

Company of Hartford represented these works in this country, Chatto &

Windus published them in England, and Mark’s continental publisher was

Tauchnitz of Leipzig.

April 11, 1878, Mark Twain sailed for Europe on the steamship Holsatia.

He was accompanied by his family, and after drifting about for some

months on foreign shores, settled down to spend the summer in Germany.

In 1879 he returned to his home in Hartford, and after several months

of work produced another book, A Tramp Abroad. This work had a ready

and a very large sale, and has become quite popular. In 1881 he issued

another book through a Boston house, The Prince and Pauper. This also

has had a large sale in this and other countries.

Among his other accomplishments Clemens is a politician, and has done

good service on the stump for the Republican party. For all this he is

the proud possessor of the title of Honorable.

Many of the most ludicrous scenes in the works of Mark Twain are taken

from life. The steamboat scene in the adventures of Colonel Sellers,

was witnessed by him when a young man. His adventure with a dead man

was in his father’s office in Missouri. His description of the horror

creeping over him, as he saw a ghastly hand lying in the moonlight; how

he tried to shut his eyes and tried to count, and opened them in time

to see the dead man lying on the floor stiff and stark, with a ghastly

wound in his side, and lastly how he beat a terrified retreat through

the window, carrying the sash with him, is vividly remembered by every

reader of The Gilded Age. The whole thing transpired just as Mark

recorded it--the man was killed in a street fight almost in front of

Mr. Clemens’ door, was taken in there while a _post mortem_ examination

was held, and there left until the next morning. During the night Mark

came in, and the scene he described was really enacted.

The Clemens mansion in Hartford is a model of architectural beauty, and

is elegantly finished in the interior. In the library, over the large

fire-place, is a brass plate with the inscription in old English text:

“The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.” Mark does not

use the library for his study, but does nearly all his writing in the

billiard room at the top of the house. It is a long room, with sloping

sides, is light and airy, and very quiet. In this room Mark writes at

a plain table, with his reference books lying scattered about him. He

makes it an invariable rule to do a certain amount of literary work

every day, and his working hours are made continuous by his not taking

a mid-day meal. He destroys much manuscript, and it is said he rewrote

five hundred pages of one of his popular books. Mark is an industrious

worker, and continues his labors the year round. In summer he retreats

to his villa on the Hudson, or to a little cottage in the mountains

near Elmira, New York. There he finds the most quiet solitude, and

there he works undisturbed. Mark is fond of his home life, and of

his three beautiful children. He has achieved a notable success as a

lecturer, both in this country and in England.

The humor of Mark Twain is never forced. It bubbles up of its own

accord, and is always fresh. In his recent books he shows less of

genuine wit than in his earlier works perhaps, but yet his writings

are always readable. He sent me, not long since, a printed slip of

his biography, taken from Men of the Time, and on the margins of this

appeared the following _bon mot_:

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“MY DEAR CLEMENS:

“I haven’t any humorous biography--the facts don’t admit of it. I had

this sketch from Men of the Time printed on slips to enable me to

study my history at my leisure. S. L. CLEMENS.”

There is a popular feeling abroad in the land to the effect that Mark

Twain is a very funny man, and that he is seldom sober. This is a grave

mistake. Mr. Clemens is by nature a very serious, thoughtful man. True

he seldom writes that which is not humorous, but occasionally he pens a

very careful, serious communication, like the following for instance,

which he addressed to a young friend of mine:

“HARTFORD, January 16, 1881.

“MY DEAR BOY:--How can I advise another man wisely, out of such a

capital as a life filled with mistakes? Advise him how to avoid the

like? No--for opportunities to make the same mistakes do not happen to

any two men. Your own experiences may possibly teach you, but another

man’s can’t. I do not know anything for a person to do but just peg

along, doing the things that offer, and regretting them the next day.

It is my way, and everybody’s.

“Truly yours,

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