“But I forgot to tell ya, that as we left the town of Abrantes, in

the dusk o' the morning, and the column was moving down the hill,

the mist was so thick I could hardly see Harry, although so close to

my elbow; but I hard him discoursing a little with a Portuguese that

walked beside him. ‘When did you lave Maria,’ says I.—‘Hush, man,’ says

he, ‘she's here.’—‘O, by the Powers!’ says I again, ‘Harry, my boy,

you did right, for she'd be desthroyed by these thundthering French

beggars.’—‘For God's sake!’ says Harry, ‘then don't let on to mortyal

man anything about it: she can be with us until I can get her down

to her friends in Lisbon.’ I made no reply, but just put out my hand

to Maria, who was close to Harry, an' I shook hands with her. ‘O, my

honey!’ says I, ‘you'll be as good a little soldier as any in the

division: take a dthrop out o' this canteen.’ Poor thing! she smiled

and seemed happy, although we had no great prospects of an asy life of

it, for a few days at laste. She wouldn't taste the rum, of coorse, but

with the best humour in the world, pulled out a tin bottle and dthrank

a little of its contents, which I saw was only milk.

“The mist began to rise above us by this time, and the sun threw out

a pleasant bame or two, to warm us a bit; for the men were all chilly

with the djew. In a very few minets, the walking and the canteens

produced a little more talk along the line o' march, and we seemed

as merry as a bag o' flays, cracking our jokes all along; although

a squadthron o' blue bottles was plain enough to be seen, on their

garrons, through the bushes on the top o' the hill behind us; but

divel a toe they daared come down. Well! we arrived at Punhete, about

one o'clock, and afther ating some beef, just killed and briled on a

wooden skewer; and washing it down with a canteen o' wine; the division

crossed the river _Se hairy_,[4] an' encamped on the other side in

green tents: that is, good wholesome branches o' cork, chesnut, olive,

and orange threes waving purtily over our heads. Dy you remember the

night, Pattherson? Dy _you_, Redmond?”

“Yes, faith! we do,” says Patterson; “and that was the first time I saw

Maria, though I then thought she was a boy.”

“Well, I'll never forget that night as long as I live. There we were,

Harry, and Maria, and myself, undther a three, with a ratling fire

blazing away before us. We gave our blankets to the girl when the

men were asleep, and I got plenty of India corn straw, which is like

our flaggers, an' made up a good bed for her, an' stuck plenty o'

branches into the bank over her, to keep off the djew. There she slept,

poor sowl! while Harry and I sat at the fire, until we fell asleep,

discoursing o' one thing or other. We had some grapes an' bread, an'

a thrifle o' wine which I got in the town on the way (becaise I had a

look out for a dthry day), upon which the whole of us faisted well.

“When the girl fell asleep, Harry towld me all about her coming away

with him. Says he, ‘Tom, you're my only friend in the regiment that

I would confide in, and if I fall I request you will do what's right

for that poor dear girl, just the same as a sisther.’ ‘Don't talk

about falling,’ says I, ‘till you're dead in earnest. God forbid ya

should ever lave us without _falling in_ with a few score o' the French

scoundthrels and giving them their godsend.’

“‘Well,’ says he, ‘Tom there's no knowing any of our fates, so God

bless you, do as I bid you.’ (I shook his hand, and it was in thrue

friendship too. I didn't spake; but he knew what I meant.) ‘She has

got most respectable friends in Lisbon, and here's the adthress—“_Rua

de Flores, Lisbōa_.”’ I took the paper, and put it up in the inside

breast-pocket o' my jacket, where I kept my _will_ in case I was

_settled_; for I had a thrifle which I wished my mother and sisther to

get in case of accident; an' by my sowl, there was plenty o' rason to

expect it, for the report was that the French was coming up in very

great force. ‘Tom,’ says he, ‘that sweet girl sleeping there, is as

dear to me as my life; an' dearer too. I'll take care of her, plase

God, until I bring her to her friends; now that her father is dead and

she's an orphan, she shall be to me only as a sisther, until we get to

Lisbon, an' then she shall be my wife. Therefore, stand by me, Tom, in

protecting her on the march. In the dthress she now wears, she will

pass as a muleteer of our division, and not rise wondther in the men.

We must say that his mule was killed, an' that he is a good fellow we

have taken a liking to—if any body asks about her. I took her away

for the best; becaise she was in danger of every thing bad, and also

a burthen to the people she was with, at such a time as this. I swore

on the Holy Evangelists, before the ould couple, that I would protect

her to Lisbon inviolate, and I hope I'll keep my oath, Tom. If I brake

it, may that burning log there watch my corpse!’ ‘Then,’ says I, ‘Tom,

I'll do my part, an' if I don't mane to do it, may the same light watch

mine!’

“In this way we talked over the night, until the day broke. We could

just see all spread undther the threes, the men snoring fast asleep,

an' the senthries posted in front. Before the light got much clearer,

I spied, over on the hill fornent us about half-a-quarter of a mile,

our pickets moving in a bit of a hurry; and faith! about half a dozen

shots from them showed us plainly what sort of a storm was beginning.

The alarm was amongst us in a minet, an' every one of us sazed the

cowld iron, in the twinklin' of a bed-post. ‘Harry,’ says I, ‘waken

poor Maria.’—‘Yes,’ says he, ‘God help her, I will.’ With that he did,

and without frightening her much, towld her to keep him in sight, but

not to be very close to him when he was in any danger. O she was a

heroine every inch of her! She didn't spake much, but bowldly buttoned

her coat, put her hand on her heart, and looked at him as if she said,

‘Wherever you are, there will I be.’

“Very few minutes more passed, till the Granadiers and we (being the

light company) were ordthered out to cover the retrate; a squadthron

o' the French 16th dragoons, in green coats and brass helmets, came

trhotting up the road through the ravine, that was on our right an'

opening with the main road. We were within about two hundthred yards

o' them before they _got_ into the main road, for we advanced close to

it, undther the cover of a ridge o' bushes; an' in about a minet we let

slap amongst them. O! faith, it bothered them, for they didn't want

for the word ‘_threes about_,’ but galloped off, laving about a dozen

o' them behind. Howsomever, they didn't go far when they returned at a

throt, seeing that a column of infantry was moving down the main road

from the top o' the hill, to dislodge us. At this moment our own light

dthragoons (the 13th, I think,) with horses that looked like giants to

the French garrons, came smashing down behind us on the main road, just

as the French horse were coming up. Oh! by Jabus! such a licking no

poor devils ever got; the sabres went to work in style, an' our captain

gave us the word to face about, an' give it right in to the column

coming down the road; which we did with a “_cead mille falthea_,” an'

then retired as steady as a rock, before our cavalry. It was just at

this time I saw Maria close to us, an' as pale as death, though all on

the alert, an' as brave as a lion. We were now in full march afther the

breeze we had kicked up; when, from an opening on our right, through a

wood of olives, an immense body of horse approached at full gallop: we

had just time to give them a volley an' run, when they were in amongst

us. Harry an' I, an' about eighteen more, were cut off from the rest

and surrounded, when all further fighting _with us_ was out o' the

question; so we were marched off prisoners. The divil a much they got

by this manœuvre, for we could see that they came back quick enough,

with our dthragoons afther 'em, and if it wasn't that the French

infantry by this time cum up, we should have been retaken. I saw one

fellow, a sarjeant o' the French horse, going back to the rear, with

his thigh laid open and his face cut down the sides: Faith an' many a

French horse galloped by us without a ridther at all.”

“I lost all feelings about myself when I looked at Harry, for his

countenance was like a wild man's. I knew the cause: it was that Maria

was missing. He attempted to run back, an' was near being bagneted by

the French guard in charge of us, for doing so.

“There was no time for thinking; or for any thing else. Away we were

marched to the rear as fast as we could go, meeting at every step

fresh regiments of the French cavalry an' artillery, all in high

spirits,—humbugging us with ‘_God dam Crabs_,’[5] an' the like. Then

we were taken across the river at Punhete, an' packed off to Abrantes.

In going through, the rascals paraded us about the town to show they

had taken _some_ prisoners, an' telling the Portuguese that they

killed _thousunds_ of us that morning! On the way to Abrantes poor

Harry hardly spoke a word, an' I didn't say much, for our hearts were

sick and sore. The whole o' the road along was in a bustle with the

advancing army, singing French songs and shouting at us as we passed.

‘Ah!’ says I to myself, ‘if I had half a dozen o' ye to my own share,

I'd larn you to shout at th' other side o' yir mouths.’ But we'd _one_

comfort; an' that was, that we knew these fellows' tone would be

changed before they went many miles farther.

“We arrived at Abrantes—right back to where we started from the

day before,—an' was again made a show of about the town by the

braggadocios o' Frenchmen. One o' their generals came up to me—a

finikin little hop-o'-my-thumb fellow, who could talk a little broken

English; an' says he, ‘You Englisman, eh?’—‘Yes,’ says I, ‘in throth

I am.’—‘From what part?’—‘From a place called Ballinamore, in the

county of Leitrim.’ ‘Is dat in Hirlaund?’—‘Yes, faith,’ says I, ‘it

is.’—‘Ah bon,’ says the general, ‘you be von Catholic—von slave

d'Angleterre.’—‘No, Monseer, I'm no _slave_ to Angleterre, though I

_am_ a Catholic. There's a little differ in our religion, to be sure,

but we are all _one_ afther all.’—‘Vell, Sare, you be Catholic, an

Frenchmen be Catholic. You give me all de information of de English

army, and vee make you sargeant in de French Guard, and give you de

l'argent; you can den fight against de heretick English.’—‘Thank you,’

says I, ‘Monseer General, but I'd much rather be excused, if you

plase. I know no differ between Ireland and England when once out o'

the counthries; we may squabble a bit at home, just to keep us alive,

but you mistake us if you think we would do such a thing as fight

against our King and counthry. Come, boys, says I, (turning about to

my comrades,) if any o' yiz want promotion an' plenty o' money, now is

your time. All you'll be asked to do, is to fight against your ould

king, your ould counthry, an' your ould rigiment. Any o' yiz that

likes this, let him spake now.’ The General was a little astonished,

an' so was the officers with him. There was a bit of a grin on all my

comrades' faces, but divil a word one o' them answered.—‘O! I see how

it is,’ says I, ‘none o' yiz accepts the General's offer; so now take

off your caps an' give three hearty cheers for ould England, Ireland,

an' Scotland, against the world.’ Hoo! by the holy St. Dinis! you never

hard such a shout—it was like blowing up a mine. The General hadn't

a word in his gob; he saw there was no use o' pumping us any more,

and so he turned round smiling to one of his officers, an' says he

in French (which I understood well, though he didn't think it) ‘_En

verité ce sont de braves gens! si toute l'armée Britannique est comme

cet echantillon-ci, tant pis pour nous autres_:’ and galloped off. The

maning o' that was this, you see—that _we were the broth o' boys, an'

if the remaindhar o' the English army was like us, the divil a much

chance the French would have_.”

“It was nae bad compliment, Corporal,” said Sergeant M'Fadgen; a

sentiment in which the rest of the guard unanimously joined.

“By my soul it wasn't, Sergeant, and we all felt what it was to have

the honour of our regiment in our hands, and to stick to it like good

soldiers, as we ought through thick an' thin.”

“Well, we were there standing in the market-place, surrounded by

straggling French an' Frenchified Portuguese; that is, fellows who

followed their invaders, like our dogs, to be kicked about as they

liked; but there wasn't many o' them, an' maybe the poor divils

couldn't help it, unless they preferred a male o' could iron. The shops

were all shut up, except where they were broke open by the French,

and in every balcony you could see, instead of young women, a set of

French soldiers smoking and drinking. Says I to Harry Gainer, ‘If poor

Maria was here now, she'd have a bad chance among these rapscallions.’

Harry shook his head and said, with a heavy sigh, ‘Ah, Tom, is she any

betther off now? God help her, where can she be?’ At this very minet, a

muleteer boy appeared amongst them, crying out ‘_Viva os Francesos_,’

along with some others, and he had a tri-color cockade in his hat. It

was nobody else but Maria herself! She put up her finger to her lip,

when she saw that we were looking at her; an' this is the Portuguese

sign for silence. We undtherstood her in a jiffy, an', by the Powers!

poor Harry's face grew like a May-day morning. I could see that he

didn't know whether he was on his head or his heels. ‘Silence, my boy,’

says I, ‘don't you see how it is? don't take the laste notice of her

for your life.’ We were immadiately marched off to a church, close by,

where we were to lie for the night. Some brown bread was given to us,

an' some of Adam's ale to faste ourselves; an' there we were—twenty of

us. Now just as we were going in, Maria, in a bustling sort o' way, got

close to Harry and me, and says she, in a whisper, ‘_Non dorme vos

merce esta note, Anrique, pour amor de Dios_.’ She then went away in a

careless manner, pretending to join in the jokes passed off upon us by

those around.”

“The English o' that,” said Serjeant M'Fadgen, anxious to show his

knowledge of the Portuguese, “is _For the loo o' God, Harry, dinna

sleep a wink the naight_.”

“Throth you're just right! It is, Sergeant; you ought to know it well,

for you were a long time in the Peninsula.”

The Sergeant shut his eyes, and smoked again.

“Well! we got into the church, which was more like a stable; for there

was a squadthron of dthragoons' horses in it the night before; the

sthraw that remained was all we had to sleep on, an' wet enough it

was, God knows! The althar piece,—a fine painting, cut and hacked, an'

the wood of the althar itself tore up for firing. ‘There's something

a brewing, Harry,’ says I.—‘Whisht!’ says he, ‘Tom; she manes to get

us out if she can; an' sorry enough I am, for she may get shot, or be

hung by these Frenchmen, if they discover that she is our friend.’

So we talked about it awhile, and agreed to watch all night, as she

desired. It was then coming dark, an' we all sat down on the sthraw,

an' afther a few mouthfuls of what we had, an' some conversation, all

fell asleep, except Harry and I. We talked together to pass the time,

till about nine o'clock, when we both from fatague felt very sleepy,

so we agreed to lie down, one at a time, while the other walked about.

I had the first sleep; an' I suppose it might be two hours, when Harry

wakened me, an' lay down himself; but although he did, his sleep

was only a doze, for he used to start an' ask me something or other

every ten minutes. At last, about one o'clock—I think it couldn't be

more—the high window on one side began to rise up, and I could just

disarn a figure of a head an' shouldhers, like Maria's, between me

an' the faint grey light o' the sky; so I wakens Harry, an' we both

went over undther the window. ‘It's she, sure enough!’ says I; an' a

whisper from her soon showed it was. The snores of our comrades were

just loud enough to dhrown her voice, an' ours too, from any danger;

an' from the great fatague they suffered, there wasn't a sowl awake,

but ourselves and the senthry outside the door. ‘Take this rope,’ says

she, in Portuguese, ‘an' pull up the ladther, while I guide it down to

you:—make no noise.’ We then laid howld o' the rope, which by a little

groping we found hanging down from the window, an' we pulled steady,

while she took the top o' the ladther, an' guided it down as nice as

you plase. She then sat down across on the window, while we cautiously

mounted the ladther, an' got up to her. I was first; so I looked all

round to see if I could make out any o' the senthries; but the heavy

sky and a high wind favoured us. So Harry an' I stands on the edge,

an' we slowly draws up the ladther an' put it down. ‘Here goes!’ says

I; an' I took a parting look at my poor comrades. ‘God send you safe,

lads!’ thought I, as I went down. Maria was the next, and then Harry.

When we all three got out clear, I was putting my hand to the ladther

to take it away, when the senthry cried out ‘_Qui va là?_’ from the

front o' the church. Thinks I, ‘It's all up with us!’ Maria seemed

to sink into nothing: she laned against us both, thrembling like an

aspin-lafe, while we stirred not a limb, and held fast our breath.

‘_Qui va là?_’ was again roared out by the senthry, in a louder voice.

O God! how I suffered then, an' poor Harry too: the dhrops run off our

faces with the anxiety, for it was now whether we should answer to the

senthry's challenge, an' be taken, or remain silent an' be shot! He

challenged a third time, when, at the highest pitch of our feelings, a

Frenchman answered to the challenge as he passed the senthry. I suppose

it was some officer prowling about the town to watch the guards. Oh!

what a relief it was to us! Ye may _guess_ how glad we were to find

that our chance was as good as ever.

“Afther a bit, Maria tould us to follow exactly wherever she went, and

to carry the ladther with us. So we proceeded—she first—picking our

steps in the dark, till we got out over a little wall into a narrow

lane, where we left the ladther down in a ditch. The wind blew as loud

as ever I hard it, which favoured us greatly; an' the sort o' grey

twilight that was above us, was just sufficient to show us our way.

Maria now got into a little garden o' grapes, through a broken wall,

and desired us to follow her; which we did, all along undther the

vines, which grew over the walk as thick as hops. We creeped on, 'till

we came to a sort of an outhouse; where we halted to dthraw our breath,

an' thank God for our escape so far. Says Maria to Harry, ‘Men Anrique!

men curaçao!’—but there's no use of telling it in Portuguese, so I'll

give it in plain English—‘Henry, my heart,’ says she, ‘we are now at

the back of Señor Luiz de Alfandega's house,’ (that was her friend's,

where she lived) ‘and we must stay there until morning.’ ‘Are the

French in it, or not?’ says Harry. ‘No,’ replied Maria, ‘none of the

soldiers, except a sick French curnel and his servant; but both are

fast asleep above stairs. Poor Luiz an' his wife are fled, and there is

nobody remaining in the house but Emanuel’ (that was an ould crature of

a man, sixty years in the family—a sort o' care-taker o' the vineyard).

‘I will go to the window an' see if all is safe. It was he who provided

me with the ladther, an' now waits to hear of my success. Stay here

until I return.’ She went up to the house, and in a few minutes came

back an' guided us safely into the kitchen, where ould Emanuel was

waiting.

“When we got into the kitchen, there was the poor ould man sitting.

We couldn't see him till we sthruck a light—which was a good while

first, owing to his groping about for a flint, an' being fearful o'

wakening the curnel or his sarvant, that was above stairs. Well, we

got the light, an' a sad sight it showed us; _there_ was desthruction

itself—every thing broken and batthered—the windows knocked out—the

partitions burned—an' the ould man, with his white head, standing, like

Despair, over the ruins. This was all done by the rascals o' French;

an' I suppose if they wern't turned out, to make room for the sick

curnel, they'd have burned the boords o' the floors afore they'd ha'

left the house.

“Maria now brought out from a nook in the kitchen, two shutes o'

counthryman's clothes for us to put on, in ordher that we might all

escape to the English camp; an' scarcely had we taken them up, when

we hard a noise, as if a person had slipp'd his foot on the stairs.

‘Whisht,’ says I, ‘Harry; there's somebody stirring.’ We were all as

mute as mice, an' the ould man blew out the light. We could now hear a

footstep moving down the stairs; an' as there was a boord broken out

o' the partition, Harry an' I popped out our heads to look. It was

dark; but we could see the cracks in the gate o' the house. Presently

the step was at the bottom o' the stairs, an' in the stone passage or

gateway,—the Portuguese houses mostly have gateways. Maria thrembled

like an aspin leaf, an' Harry pinched her to be quiet. The boult o'

the gate was now slowly moved an' opened. We could then see, by a dim

light from the sthreet, that a French soldier, in rigimentals, was

let in by another in undthress, an' the gate quietly shut, an' not

boulted, but latched afther them. ‘By the Powers!’ thinks I, we are

done. So we listened: an' presently one o' the villians says to the

other, in French, ‘He's fast asleep; but you must be quick, or he may

wake; the money is all ready on the table.’ Both then stole up stairs,

an' I consulted with Harry about the matther. We didn't know what to

think of it. Says I, ‘They're going to rob the curnel of his money, you

may depend upon it.’ I then explained to Maria what the man said; an'

says she, in a minute, ‘They're going to _murther_ him.’ ‘Yes,’ says

ould Emanuel, ‘_Certamente_.’ Scarcely was the word out of his mouth,

when we hard a dreadful groan! ‘It's the curnel,’ says the ould man.

Harry an' I jumped out in a minute, followed by Emanuel. ‘Dthraw your

bagnet,’ says I.—Harry was up first; and slash into the room where the

light _was_, we ran. One o' the villians fired a pistol at Harry as he

enthered, an' just rubbed the skin off his arm with the ball. The poor

curnel was struggling undther the other fellow. Harry jumped in upon

the bed at him, while I ran at the fellow who fired the pistol. It was

a large room; he made for the door, an' leaped right over Emanuel—I

afther him, down stairs into the kitchen, an' got him down. He was a

horrible sthrong man; I'm not very wake myself, and faith! he gave

me enough of it. I dthropped my bagnet to hould him, when he made a

desperate effort, an' twisted himself away from me. You may think I

held a good hoult, when the breast-plate, which was the last thing I

held out of, broke away in my hand. I ran afther him as he got out o'

the door, but he got clane off through the back o' the house.

“I immadiately went back to the room, an' there was Harry shaking the

murdtherer by the neck, an' the ould man lifting up the curnel gently,

who was groaning in a shocking way, an' looking at us as if he thanked

us from his very heart an' sowl, but couldn't spake a word. He was

bleeding fast from a deep wound in the side, an' the bloody knife was

on the ground, beside the bed.

“Afther I shook my fist at the tallow-faced rascal that stabbed his

masther, an' when I threatened him with the rope, I went over to the

poor curnel an' I spoke kindly to him: I gave him a dthrink o' wather:

O! God help him, how ghastly he looked at me—I'll never forget it. He

pressed my hand to his heart an' sunk back upon the pillow; then he

struggled an' heaved his breast very much, an' seemed just on the point

o' death.

“At this minute we hard people running up the stairs, an' in a minute

a corporal an' six file o' the French guard burst into the room. The

murdthering dog no sooner saw this than he fell on his knees, an'

pretended to pray to heaven an' to thank God for his deliverance; then

starting up, he cried out to the corporal to saze the murdtherers of

his master!

“The three of us were immadiately sazed. We did every thing we could to

prove the matther as it really was, but this was of no use. I abused,

an' cursed, an' swore at the villian as well as I could, in both French

an' English, and bid them ask his masther; but this had no effect, for

when the soldiers went to the curnel they found him dead: so Emanuel,

Harry, an' myself, were hauled off as if we were three murdtherers, an'

locked up in the guard-house.

“When we began to think of ourselves, good God! how dthreadful our

situation appeared. Harry suffered on account of his Maria as much as

any thing else. What was become of her he could not tell, nor could I

either: poor ould Emanuel did nothing but pray all the night.

“As soon as the day-light came, hundthreds of officers crowded to see

the two English soldiers who broke from their prison and murdthered a

curnel; an' sure enough it was past bearing what we endured from them.

But the worst of all was when the general who wanted us to enther his

sarvice the day before, came an' saw us.

“‘What!’ says he, ‘are these the men who refused so nobly yestherday to

bethray their counthry? Have _they_ committed murdther?’

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