CHAPTER II.

Mehemet Ali’s hospitality to travellers--Prince Pückler Muskau’s

appreciation of it--His reception of Doctor M.--Reflections on

passports--Lady Hester’s pecuniary difficulties--Her reluctance to

reduce her establishment--Her restlessness--Presents in Eastern

countries--Severity necessary with Eastern servants--Letter from Lady

Hester to Lord Ebrington--Outrage committed on old Pierre--Defection

of the Ottoman fleet--Khalyl Aga.

About noon, I went from the French khan to the house which Prince

Pückler Muskau occupied. He was lodged in the residence of Ibrahim

Nuckly, one of the richest merchants of the place, who, by the

governor’s order, had removed his family to accommodate his highness,

whose suite was numerous. Mahomet Ali, viceroy of Egypt, anxious to do

honour to the Prince, had given him a special firmàn, requiring all

official persons to treat him in a manner suitable to his rank. A

military officer, a Tartar, and two or three chaôoshes, accompanied

him in his travels; and everything was provided for him at the

Pasha’s expense.

These signal acts of oriental hospitality have given occasion to some

discussion amongst European travellers. It is urged, on the one side,

that such travellers should avail themselves of these favours merely

as credentials for enabling them to procure whatever they may require

in accordance with their rank; but that they should acknowledge all

the courtesies they receive by presents and remuneration at least

equivalent to the trouble and expense they occasion. On the other

hand, it is said that such magnificent liberality should be accepted

in its full and unrestricted sense, anything in the shape of largess

or repayment being regarded only as a reduction from the free grace of

the original courtesy. In this latter sense, Prince Pückler Muskau

understood the viceroy’s hospitality: he took the firmàn strictly

according to the letter; and his house, post-horses, and

provisions--in short, his whole expenditure, was defrayed by checks on

the viceroy’s treasury. The Duke Maximilian of Bavaria, Lord Prudhoe,

and a few others, who were favoured with similar firmàns, thought

otherwise: they left proofs of their generosity wherever they went,

handsomely rewarding everybody whom they put to the least trouble or

inconvenience. It is impossible to suppose that the Prince thought he

could repay all the kindnesses he received by the gratitude of his

pen; because it is impossible to suppose that favours of that kind

could exert any influence over his writings. The only conclusion at

which we can reasonably arrive is that he was proud of this

distinguished feature in his travels--namely, that of having traversed

the whole of Egypt and Syria with all the pomp of a grandee without

having expended a single farthing. The distinction is a strange one,

but it is a distinction notwithstanding.

The courtyard of the prince’s house was filled with military officers,

government people, and others, waiting to be presented; but, as soon

as my name was announced, I was ushered by his dragoman into a

handsome _alliah_, or saloon, gaily painted in Arabesque, with sofas

round three sides of the room. The remains of breakfast were on the

table. He expressed great pleasure in seeing me, and, by his

countenance and manner, immediately prepossessed me in his favour. He

is a tall man, about fifty years of age. I found him dressed in a

loose morning-gown, with white trousers, and a yellow scarf thrown

over his shoulders somewhat for effect, with a _casquette_ on, and

having the air and demeanour of what he was--a man of the world and of

high birth. He had a chamelion crawling about on the tube of his pipe

and on his chair; and, every now and then, the exclamation of “_Ou

donc est le caméléon? ou est mon petit bijou?_” made me fear at first

we were going to have a second edition of Monsieur L---- with his

lap-dog, who, in talking to it in all those endearing terms which the

French use towards pet animals, and in making more fuss about its

food, bed, and the like, than humanity requires, had greatly lessened

himself in the estimation of both Turks and Christians, in a country

where exaggerated and unnatural phraseology is never applied to brute

animals.

The conversation naturally began by inquiries respecting Lady Hester

Stanhope’s health, with expressions of deep interest for her recovery.

He next spoke of our young queen. “_Quel beau rôle!_” he exclaimed,

“to be a queen, and to be so lovely, so young, so clever! and where

will she find a husband worthy of her?” A latent thought seemed to

lurk in the prince’s breast, and who knows what he felt at the moment?

Notwithstanding, of himself he said, “I have almost made up my mind to

settle in this fine country: I will build myself a house, get what I

want from Europe, make arrangements for newspapers, books, &c., and

choose some delightful situation; but I think it will be on Mount

Lebanon. However, after I have seen more of the country, I shall be

better able to judge: for, after all, I find no country so charming as

this, and Europe is no longer the land of liberty; for there liberty

and passports cannot exist together.” He then told me a story of his

having been stopped somewhere in France from an informality in his

passport.

I agreed with him most heartily on this head, and reminded him of that

liberticide, M. Guizot, who, in a national senate, could dare to

affirm that the locomotion of individuals was subject to the will of

governments.[5] “Yes,” I added, “of governments such as he would

frame, it might be: but, thank God! there are countries where sophists

are not yet called to rule over mankind. Thank God! too, that, in his

infinite wisdom, he has sent gout and palsy into the world to hamper

the legs and movements of those who seek to trammel the industrious

citizen or the enterprising traveller, and all those honest and

necessary callings, the success of which often depends on unrestrained

freedom in change of place.” Here I stopped: but, had I been more

intimate with the prince, I would have added--“Use your pen, good

prince: it has exposed with success some follies and prejudices in the

world; let it shame tyranny and oppression: for never can Frenchmen

boast of freedom whilst individuals are booked and labelled from place

to place, like parcels in a diligence office.”[6]

The journal which lay before the prince caught my eye, clearly

written, and no doubt long meditated. He spoke French with great

purity.

Count Tattenbach was present during the interview, and his mild and

somewhat melancholy manner led me to suppose that her ladyship had

judged rightly of one who had devoted himself to the prince’s

service. He was a gentleman, as I had occasion afterwards to know,

who, to a thorough acquaintance with the modern Greek language, to

high talents for music and painting, as also to a general love of the

fine arts and _belles lettres_, added a finished education and much

instruction acquired by travel.

As the prince’s dragoman had now announced two more persons of

consideration, who were waiting to be introduced, I drew my interview

to a conclusion, although the prince was courteous enough to desire to

prolong it by ordering pipes and coffee for his visitors in an

ante-room. In the evening I returned to Jôon, and gave Lady Hester an

account of my mission.

Friday, March 23.--One of Lady Hester Stanhope’s peculiarities was,

that no business, however common, could be done without a reference to

lucky and unlucky days. The season was now come for her mares to go to

grass, and strict orders were issued that they should be taken this

afternoon, just before sunset. The field of green barley in which they

were to be placed was between Jôon and Sayda, close above the gardens.

The grooms were furnished with a tent, a night lamp, tethering cords,

and all that was necessary for a gipsy camp, which was to last six

weeks: they were also put on board-wages. But a scene of violent

excitement was acted by Lady Hester, in consequence of finding that

the field was rented this year for two hundred and sixty piasters,

which field four years before was let for one hundred and thirty.

“See,” she said, “how these bailiffs waste my money, and no one keeps

watch over them, to check their rascality: they take bribes to let

others cheat me, and nobody knows the real value of even an acre of

grass.”

We were now again without money in the house, the last ten thousand

piasters having been spent. No letter came from Sir Francis Burdett.

Her pension was suspended. Seven thousand piasters were due to the

people for a quarter’s wages: and, in consequence of the reports

current even in the bazàars, the baths, and the barbers’ shops at

Beyrout, that her income had been stopped by the Queen, there was

little likelihood of her bills being negociable on London, even for

the quarter’s money arising from the legacy of £1,500 a year, left her

by her brother, Colonel James Stanhope, which still held good.

Notwithstanding these difficulties, no disposition was manifested by

her to curtail a single expense. There were still thirty-three or

thirty-four servants, all of them doing what three good European men

and two maids would have performed a great deal better. “For,” she

would say, “how can I turn them away now, to fall victims to the

conscription, and have to reproach myself for their misfortunes?” But

it is much to be feared that of all those to whom she afforded

protection not one would have remained an hour in her service, had not

that very apprehension been before their eyes: for, as mussulmans,

they could not, according to the tenets of their religion, serve

infidels. Confirmed in idleness as they were, they hated those who set

them to do anything; and, knowing the weak points of Lady Hester’s

character--her love of the semblance of sovereignty and of

high-sounding titles, her avidity for supposed secret news, her

dislike to women in general, and her disposition to mortify

others--they flattered her foibles, provoked her jealousies, added

fuel to her anger, and made the house a scene of trouble from morning

to night, which answered their own purposes, by keeping their mistress

constantly employed. Ill as she was, all this rendered her worse, and

my days were literally passed in endeavouring to soothe her

irritation.

Never was there so restless a spirit--never lived a human being so

utterly indifferent to the inconvenience to which she subjected those,

who she thought had been remiss in their duty. Nobody could pursue

their avocations in quiet: she must give instructions to every one.

And although the unexampled versatility of her talents and genius

seemed to inspire her with an intuitive knowledge on all matters, yet

it was irksome to remain three or four hours together to be taught how

to govern one’s wife or how to rear one’s children, how statesmen were

made and how ministers were unmade, how to know a good horse or a bad

man, how to plant lettuces or plough a field, &c. These lectures

nobody could render more agreeable and instructive than Lady Hester

Stanhope, if they had occurred less frequently, or if they had always

arisen naturally out of the course of conversation. But I was the only

English person with her: she made me the vehicle of all her wishes and

instructions--her griefs and her abuse; she dictated all her letters

to me; I comptrolled her accounts and was her treasurer; I directed

her household; I read long files of newspapers, to cull the

interesting articles for her; I had to discuss medicine with her, and

was expected to cure an incurable disease; I had to scold her maids,

and to become, if she could have persuaded me, a slave-driver: lastly,

I generally sat up with her until two or three o’clock in the morning.

All this was more than enough to do, even with all the appliances of a

well furnished house and a well regulated English establishment; but,

exposed to the many inconveniences that a house half furnished, a

people half taught, and materials of comfort half wanting, caused, it

is hardly to be wondered if I found my humble abilities unequal to the

task.

Lady Hester Stanhope’s health in the mean time improved, whilst mine

gave way. She was however over-anxious about the prince’s expected

visit, and returned to her favourite idea that a large body like hers

required a great deal of substantial nourishment. She accordingly

tried to eat forced-meat balls, meat-pies, lamb, chicken, &c., and

hoped to calm her dyspnœa by spoonfuls of wine and lukewarm drinks.

During these days I was busy in perusing a file of newspapers

extending from November 23 to February 4. It was in them that we read

the details of Mr. D. W. Harvey’s motion for a committee on the

Pension List.

Saturday, March 25.--Lady Hester received a letter from the Viscount

Ebrington, giving her notice also of the committee, saying he was on

it, and that she could write to him whatever she had to suggest for

securing a continuance of her pension: but the die was already

cast--she had resigned it, and she was not a woman to retract her

words.

Sunday, March 26.--Lady Hester sent to my family a fine cluster of

bananas, weighing perhaps twenty-five pounds. When she saw me, she

said, in allusion to them, “I suppose you will not take any of my

presents as usual. Do as you like: but why do I send things to your

house? because in this country nothing marks the regard one person has

for another so much as presents: and, if you hear the servants wish to

denote the thorough contempt that a sultan, a pasha, or an emir has

for any one, it will always be by saying he did not even give him a

present to the value of a fig. In England, for example, it would be

thought strange to send a couple of loaves of sugar to another man’s

house, or a sheep, or a bag of coffee: but here it is done every day.

In the same way, presents of clothes are very common: however, I will

not trouble you that way any more if you don’t like it. But just tell

me, when you first arrived in this country, and in a retired spot like

this, where were you to get what was necessary to dress yourself as a

Turk? it would have been impossible.”

This conversation arose from some expensive presents, which Lady

Hester Stanhope had, on two or three occasions, just after our

arrival, made to me and my family: such as some pieces of Damascus

silks, a fine abah or cloak, exactly similar to the one she always

wore, and a complete Turkish suit of clothes. I acknowledged in return

how highly we were flattered by these tokens of regard, but requested

leave to return the pieces of silk, and professed my willingness to

keep the dress, as I could not absent myself to replenish my wardrobe,

and I knew how much she disliked the European dress. I considered,

too, though of course I did not say so, that her finances required

that nothing should be spent unnecessarily, and I did not like to be

supposed to encourage profusion; but she refused to take back

anything, and said she would immediately have them burned in the

courtyard, if I returned them. There was no disputing with her, so she

gained her point. As for fruit and such things, I raised no objection,

and Lady Hester seldom let a day pass without contributing to the

comforts or luxuries of our table.

It was impossible to enjoy a calm for any length of time. In the

morning, when I went to Lady Hester, I found her greatly ruffled. The

conversation that ensued will explain the cause. “You suffer

yourself,” said she, “and I have told you so over and over again, to

be trampled on by these people; who, when they say you are a

kind-hearted man, only laugh at you. Which do you think they like

best, Logmagi, who abuses them well, or you, who are afraid of

them?--why, Logmagi, to be sure. Captain Logmagi is genteel, is

delightful in their eyes; because masters here are only known to be

such by their severity. What did one of my black girls, Zayneb, tell

me many a time? ‘Why don’t you flog me well, if I do what you dislike?

I shall know then what you mean: but when you are preaching to me, and

what you call giving me advice for my good, I only fancy it all a

trick for some purpose.’ There was Giovanni, your old servant, how

often did he say to me, after I took him--‘I don’t understand all that

jargon, but I know what the whip means.’ Look again what they say

about the prince”--(Pückler Muskau, of whom it appears they had heard

something from the servants who had been to Sayda)--“‘That’s something

like a man--he can put himself in a passion.’--Doctor, I can’t bear

such cold milk and water people as you are, nor can they: I am like a

hot iron--pour cold water on it, and see how it hisses.

“Women formerly found something like protection from men, and were not

left alone in the world as they are now. What! shall I have a

scoundrel of a fellow, like ----, come and stick his fingers in my

face, and ‘you’ and ‘you’ me? but I’ll teach him better manners, or

I’ll know why:--a set of beings, the slush of the earth! _des âmes

viles_, as the prince calls them. I told Mr. Dundas that, now-a-days,

one might think one’s self very well off, if, when some dirty fellow

spits in one’s face, what was called a gentleman took out his white

pocket-handkerchief and wiped it off, hoping one was not hurt!”

The conversation here took another turn. “I wish you,” said she, “to

ask your little girl’s governess to come in, and iron some sheets for

me: do you think she will do it? You may order Lunardi’s room to be

cleaned out for her. As for my making company of her, you know it

would be a farce: would it not? Not that a difference of rank makes

any difference with me: for I have seen poor people, whose natural

qualities, whose pure unsophisticated minds, whose real virtues have

made me feel myself their inferior in those things, although so much

their superior perhaps in judgment and talents. Such people are

oftentimes preferable, in my opinion, to all those who read out of one

book and then out of another, thinking one day according to one

author, and the next day quite the contrary: just like teapots,

drizzling out of the spout what was poured into them under the lid. As

for me, I would destroy all books in a lump. It was a lucky thing for

mankind that the Alexandrian library was destroyed: there was good

reason for what the caliph did.”

March 29.--An answer to Lord Ebrington’s letter, of which the

following is a copy, was written to-day:

_Lady Hester Stanhope to the Viscount Ebrington._

Jôon, March 29, 1838.

My dear Lord Ebrington,

Your letter of the 26th of December reached me a few

days ago; and it gave me great satisfaction to find you

had not altogether forgotten me or my interests. I am so

ignorant of what passes in Europe, generally speaking,

that I was not aware that pensions were to be revised.

The first I heard of it was from a traveller (Mr. Vesey

Foster) having mentioned, about a fortnight

ago, that such was the intention of Government: but, as I

did not see him, I had no opportunity of inquiring into

particulars. You tell me that you are on the committee,

and that, whatever I have to say respecting my pension,

I had better write it to you:--I have nothing to say.

You can hardly suppose that I would owe a pension to the

commiseration of a pettifogging committee, when I refused

Mr. Fox’s liberal proposition of securing me a handsome

income by a grant of Parliament: neither should I, under

any circumstances, lower the name of my dear old King, or

my own, by giving any explanation. It was His Majesty’s

pleasure to give me a pension--that is sufficient--or ought

to be sufficient. New-coined Royalties I do not understand,

nor do I wish to understand them nor any of their

proceedings. My ultimatum respecting my pension I have

given to the Duke of Wellington, founded on the impudent

letter of Colonel Campbell, a copy of which I enclose.

HESTER LUCY STANHOPE.

* * * * *

April 1.--Although the European tricks of All Fools’ Day have no

counterpart in the East, this morning was marked by a jest, if it were

one, which was not unlike one of the dangerous practical jokes of the

West, and which very nearly proved fatal to the object of it. Old

Pierre had contrived to render himself unpopular amongst the Christian

servants by railing at their bad faith and their indifference to

religion--abusing at the same time the mufti, the cadi, and priests of

all denominations. The Turks swore to be revenged, and even went so

far as to say that they would murder him. Whether they intended to

execute their threat to the full is, perhaps, doubtful; but they fell

upon him in the dead of the night, and might possibly have carried it

into effect had not Lady Hester heard his cries and sent Logmagi to

rescue him.

Not a word of this was breathed to me the next morning by any one: the

same mystery would have been observed had they murdered him. It is

amazing with what perfect combination of purpose these people keep

their own counsel: you might be in the heart of a plot for days and

days, and never know anything about it. Ever designing and ever

mysterious, and always apparently most calm and most smiling the

greater the mischief intended, they foil all your vigilance without

any apparent effort, and, like the vampire, lull you to slumber when

about to spill your blood.[7]

Calling on Lady Hester about three o’clock, I found her in the saloon,

seated on the sofa, with the heavy war-mace in her hand: it appears

she had had the aggressors of the preceding night before her. “Oh!

doctor,” said she, as I entered, “I have settled them.” Not knowing

what she meant, I asked whom, and she briefly related Pierre’s

jeopardy. “Yes,” continued she, “my arm has some strength in it yet,

weak as I am: I have given it to them pretty well, and I don’t think

they’ll molest Pierre again.” She rose from the sofa, and gesticulated

with great force to show me how effectually she had wielded the mace.

I suggested that she should turn the worst of them away, and keep only

eight or ten servants; for they were only a torment to her. “Yes, but

my rank!” was her characteristic answer.

The rest of the day was employed in making up two cases and two

baskets, to be sent as a present to Khalyl Aga Kezerlý, an old

acquaintance of Lady Hester’s. They consisted of three bottles of

champagne and twelve of Bordeaux, three bottles of rum, three of

brandy, and five of different sherbets. Then there were about twenty

different remedies in case of illness, a jar of Epsom salts, slips of

adhesive plaster, &c.; and, lastly, a couple of needle-cases, with

English needles and sewing thread. This man was a Mussulman, and the

wine and spirits were for his own use: but he would not have dared to

accept them before Ibrahim Pasha’s time; for then a Mussulman’s

sobriety was as sure as an Englishman’s veracity was supposed to be,

both which, half a century ago, admitted not of a question in Turkey.

“God knows,” observed Lady Hester, as she was giving her directions

about the packing, “I am always thinking about the comfort of others;

but nobody thinks of mine. I am a slave in the service of humanity,

and cannot find an atom of feeling, of sentiment, of courage, of

energy, of fidelity, or of compassion, in all these wretches by whom I

am surrounded.”

The conversation turned on Prince Pückler Muskau, and she regretted

she had consented to see him, fearing she should never be able to get

through the fatigue, and apprehensive that the expense would be

greater than her present means would enable her to undertake. After

many _pros_ and _cons_, in which I could but re-echo her fears and

apprehensions, which were too justly grounded, I suggested that she

might politely decline the prince’s visit. “Oh! but, doctor,” she

answered, “his book, his book! I must see him, if it is only to have

some things written down. Is it not cruel to be left here, as I am,

without one relation ever coming to see me? To think of the times when

the Duke of Buckingham would not even let a servant go to order an ice

for me, but must go himself and see it brought--and _now_!”

FOOTNOTES:

[5] Speech of M. Guizot in the _chambre des députés_.

[6] The general feeling of disgust and bitterness with

which all travellers, who are natives of Great Britain

or of the United States, speak of the vexations they

are compelled to undergo from the formalities and

exactions to which they are subjected in obtaining

signatures to passports on the continent, need not be

dwelt upon. Much ill blood, more delay, not to speak

of expense, are created by the insolence and legalized

robbery of official persons, into whose hands the

defenceless traveller falls in the fulfilment of these

formalities. Passports are the alpha and omega of a

man’s trouble on a continental journey.

In some particular cases, it may even be affirmed that

the exercise of consular authority in reference to

passports amounts to actual illegality. Captain B.,

an Englishman, in the winter 1836-7, was about to

leave the Sardinian States, and made his arrangements

accordingly, but neglected to settle a debt which he

had contracted at a shop kept also by an Englishman.

The creditor immediately went to the English

vice-consul, and requested he would not deliver the

captain’s passport until the bill was paid: and it

was accordingly stopped, although Captain B. had

taken his passage by the steamboat. This case is by

no means singular; for many English consuls consider

themselves justified in acting in the same way under

similar circumstances. Now, the question at issue

is--has a consul a right to do this? The answer will

be found in the fact that no such right is known

to the English constitution, and that, therefore,

the conduct of the consul is unconstitutional and

illegal. The British government has no power over the

movements of an individual, except under the warrant

of a magistrate. English legislation knows nothing of

passports, except as a usage resorted to by foreign

governments, to which British subjects must submit

while they are within the range of their operation.

But the consul, as a British officer, cannot recognize

a passport otherwise than as a formality exacted by

the government of the country in which he resides;

he cannot, without laying himself open to a serious

responsibility (which it is a great pity he should

not be made to discharge) employ a passport as an

instrument for the detention or arrest (for such it

amounts to, in fact) of any free-born subject of Great

Britain. Even the British consul at Havre did not feel

himself authorised to stop Mr. Papineau’s passport on

his way to Paris, although Mr. Papineau was denounced

as a traitor and an outlaw by the British government.

Captain B.’s creditor ought to have applied to the

Piedmontese police, and not to the English

vice-consul, who was a native of the place. And this

is one of the crying evils of our consular system.

Instead of appointing meritorious half-pay officers,

or other deserving gentlemen, born in Great Britain,

to such offices, we frequently bestow them upon

inhabitants of the place, who are bound by religious,

social, and domestic ties, to prefer the interests

of the country in which they live to those of the

country which they represent, and who hold in much

greater fear and respect the local authorities of the

neighbourhood than the distant authority to which

they owe no allegiance beyond that of official forms,

which they can in most cases violate or misrepresent

with impunity. Our consular system is open to many

objections, but this is one of the most palpable and

disgraceful.

[7] The defection of the Ottoman fleet to Mahomet Ali

and the treachery of the Captain Pasha furnish a

remarkable illustration. One cannot but be struck with

the extraordinary fact of a whole crew’s not having,

in hint or word, given the slightest intimation to

Captain Walker of what was going on. Slight as may

have been his knowledge of the Turkish language, yet

one would have supposed some expression let fall

must have betrayed their intention. He must have

had servants likewise, who, mixing with the ship’s

company and with the servants of the officers, might

have heard some allusion dropped as to the council

held to deliberate on so important a measure. But the

newspapers said he was ignorant of the plot up to the

last moment: and from my own experience I can believe

such a thing very readily.

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