CHAPTER XXIX.

BECAUSE HE HAD NO PITY.

Sunday was a very lovely day, and people came from nearly two miles off,

to church. The church was just outside the eastern lodge, at the end of

the finest avenue; and it was very little larger than that lodge, and

scarcely looked so serious. But the parson was a very worthy man to

preach, and he often said things that could be talked about. So that any

people, who were staying in the neighbourhood, for the sake of the air,

or the views, or the moderate price of meat and butter, or even the salt

water, were glad (if the Sunday was fine, and a fly could be found, at a

reasonable figure) to be able to say, before they left the

neighbourhood, that they had heard the famous preacher, Mr. Arkles, one

of the few who can still be heard _gratis_.

Naturally enough, the pews belonging to the Towers, and its race, were

three quarters of the church. But if any respectable people came in, and

looked about, as if they were used to cushions, and objected to the free

seats, which had none (and in fact had no room for them, being about as

wide, and rough, as a kidney-bean stick) there never was any

hesitation, on the part of the Officials of the Towers, from the

housekeeper downwards (according to the dresses of the persons that came

in, and their power of conveying their importance by their looks), to

push open any door, with some yards of room inside it, and nod solemnly,

yet Christianly, over the top rim of their Prayer-books. In the chief

pew of state, there was seldom anybody, to be found at Morning Service,

except a few visitors at the Towers; not from any turn on the part of

Lady Twentifold against Mr. Arkles--though the public very generally put

it down to that--but simply because she had so many parishes, in all of

which she liked the clergymen; and she felt it a duty, in the proper

round of Sundays, to make calls upon all of them, in right order, and in

church. But, of a Sunday evening, when the dinner-time allowed, and the

trees of the avenue dropped no drop, all the "cover-parties," (as the

old butler called us, for whom he had to lay the table) used to march to

the little old church--for my lady would have no carriage out on a

Sunday evening--and behave ourselves, according to our nature, there.

Upon this Sunday, which was to be my last with Laura, for I could not

tell how long, Sir Roland had driven his mother away, in the light

mail-phaeton to some far-off church, but the young lady stayed at home,

to attend to the visitors, and take them to the parish church. Lord

Counterpagne had a great mind not to go; and it would have been better

for him, as it happened, if he had persisted in this irreligious tone;

but even his stupidity was beginning to perceive, what a dreadful

condition I was in, concerning Laura; and that she would not have me

disdainfully spoken of, when I was away, and could not defend myself.

And these considerations made him go to church.

Everything went on, as well as need be, until we had got some distance

into the First Lesson. I had seen a big weather-beaten man come in, at

the beginning of the _Venite_, forgetting himself, for the moment, so

that he kept his broad hat on his head, until he was reminded where he

was. This made me look at him with more attention, and wonder what had

brought him hither; for he seemed to be not of the neighbourhood. He

refused to come up to the grade of the pews; though the footmen of the

Towers cast glances at him, as if he were worthy to come in with

them--which they never did to any below a tradesman, or a farmer--and

when he took his hat off, he put it on a stick, and sat down upon the

free bench, and propped himself up. Then he stood up, at leisure, with

his staff in his hand, and began to survey the congregation. The

clergyman looked at him, as much as to say--"You are not behaving very

well, my friend;" but he never returned his gaze, nor seemed to know

that there was any clergyman. His manifest desire was, to see everybody

that happened to be inside those four walls; and a kindred curiosity

arose, on my part, to know all about him. I saw that he was stout, and

at least of middle age, with a ruddy face, and grizzled whiskers, and

that candid expression of a puzzled state of mind, which generally shows

an honest nature. It was clear, that he had not found what he sought,

though his eyes were especially turned to our high pew. He looked at

Miss Twentifold, and he looked at me; and I could scarcely help smiling

at his disappointment, as I watched his lips, and could almost hear him

say to himself--"No that is not the man."

Meanwhile, the Earl of Counterpagne was lounging at the back of our deep

pew; for he was very lazy, and had taken a great deal to drink last

night, as I knew by his behaviour at the billiard-table; and being out

of sight of Mr. Arkles, and his flock, he was stopping his ears with his

dainty fingers, to shut out the "horrible row," as he called it, of

their hearty, but untutored chanting. And throughout the reading of the

Psalms, there he stayed, putting up his feet; which I could see, vexed

Laura.

The First Lesson happened to be the twelfth chapter of the Second Book

of Samuel, and Mr. Arkles began to read it beautifully; for he had a

fine voice, and loved brave English. But before he had gone very far, my

lord, being weary of his lounge, stood up to take a stretch, and have a

look at the inferior people; among whom there were some bright comely

girls, not unwilling to catch a great nobleman's glance. The clergyman

read in a loud clear voice, as if himself were the prophet--

"The man, that hath done this, shall surely die. And he shall restore

the lamb fourfold; because he did this thing; and because he had no

pity. And Nathan said to David----"

"Thou art the man."

A far louder voice than Mr. Arkles' shouted these words, like thunder;

and the big man pointed his staff, at the pale face of Lord

Counterpagne.

"Yon stands the man, that made a harlot of my daughter."

"Churchwardens, I call upon you to remove that person;" the clergyman

said, as soon as he recovered, from the breathless astonishment that

filled the church.

Two elderly men arose, to do his bidding; but before they could get near

him, the big man clapped his broad hat on his head, and walked out

slowly through the open door, by which he had been standing.

Then my lord turned round to us, with a very ghastly smile, and said

aloud, "It is only some poor madman; but he ought to be taken into

custody."

Laura, who had become as pale as death, shrank from him to my side; and

I took her hands, in fear that she might faint; but she did not do that,

though her hands trembled coldly in mine, and a large tear rolled down

either fluttering cheek.

To the rest of the service we paid small heed, though going through the

forms of it; and it was all in vain, that our companion tried to catch

our glances, and to smile it off.

We three were the last to leave the church; and Mr. Arkles very kindly

followed us from the vestry, (into which he had called the

churchwardens) and told us at the churchyard gate, how sorry he was for

the disgraceful scene, and the alarm of the young lady. Then he shook

hands with her, and lifted his hat very stiffly to Lord Counterpagne,

and left us at the eastern lodge.

As we entered the avenue, leading to the Towers, which was more than

half a mile in length, the Earl began to walk, at a pace very different

from his wonted dawdle, and seemed to be casting his eyes, in a nervous

manner, between the great trunks of the trees. The servants of the house

were far in front, sometimes in sight, and sometimes hidden by the dips

of the land, and the turns of the road, whose beauty he did not

appreciate. This, however, I was capable of doing; and I did not see why

we should be in a hurry, because his lordship was perhaps in a fright.

So I said, to break the solemn silence (which seemed to have fallen upon

us somehow, after a little weak talk about the weather),

"Why should we go at such a headlong rate? The day is very warm; and why

should we endeavour to beat it, at its own business?"

Laura, who was walking between us, gave me a sweet little glance, almost

the first she had ventured to exchange with me, since that occurrence in

the church; but Lord Counterpagne said--

"Oh, very well. I forgot that you had not recovered your activity,

Upmore; after all that business, when you were the pillars of Hercules,

or somebody? Who was it--Atlas? You are fresh from Oxford. A remarkable

instance of the unexpected. Your principal gift is of flight, I believe;

though you have never favoured me with a specimen."

His manner was spiteful, to the last degree; possibly because I had not

sided with him, throughout what I considered the confusion of a

blackguard.

"Your lordship may envy me that gift," I said, with more irritation than

I ought to have shown, in the presence of gentle Laura; "but I have

never yet used it, to escape those I have injured."

Before I could answer his furious stare, a man of great substance

appeared, from behind a big tree, and stood before us. In one hand he

had the staff, which had given so much point to his Scriptural

denunciation; and he held the other open, with great fingers bent, and a

rapid growth of tendency, towards the collar of the Earl.

"Mind what you're about," I said, going up to him, with every

expectation of being tossed into the hole of the tree, that had

concealed him; and I pointed to Laura; and he said--

"Roight, lad; teak t' yoong leddy a waa, if tho wool. A foo pri'ate

words, is aw' oi ston here fur."

"Shall I come back, to help you?" I called out to Lord Counterpagne, as

I hurried off with Laura, to get her out of sight of it; and although he

was in a very low ebb of heart (as his face, and legs showed), he had

the courage to say--

"No. This is a private affair--an attempt to sponge on me. Fellow, take

your hands off."

"To sponnge on e, eh?" I heard the loud voice roar; "ool't lack a mony

sponnges, afore oi've a dooed wi' e."

And desirous as I was to know, how this was to happen, I durst not look

round; because of darling Laura, who was terrified so that I had no

resource, but to help her along, with both comfort and support.

"Oh, what does that mean?" she asked, with the saddest forebodings in

her tearful eyes; and I answered,

"It must be the way, the grasshoppers are always going on, in this hot

weather. It is the way they make love, you know, to one another."

"It sounds much heavier than a grasshopper," she whispered, as a yet

louder stroke awoke the echoes; "and if that's the way they make

love,--I am sure, it is not at all what I should like."

"Oh that I knew what way of doing it you do like!" I murmured even in

that crisis, and she seemed not to hear me, except with her cheeks.

It struck me, that she should have been more anxious, for me to hurry

back to the succour of the Earl. But, (either from not knowing what was

toward, or from a readiness to keep me out of danger, or even perhaps

some resignation to the code of justice) she took me quite up to the

steps of the terrace, before she could at all dispense with me. And

though I ran back at full speed, with three or four men after me, to the

spot where I had left Lord Counterpagne; there was no evil-doer there,

for us to apprehend, unless it was my lord himself. And we found him in

such a very sad condition, that we were all afraid to lift him up.

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