WE WILL CELEBRATE.

With so many new holidays, and so many new people, it is hardly to be

wondered at that the day of all days, the day that should be dearest to

the heart of every American, is in danger of being passed over in silence,

and were it not for the fire cracker, that begins to get in its work about

the first of June, in many instances this Anniversary of American

Independence would be passed without the customary mouth shootzen-fest

from alleged orators, but when the small boy begins to stir around and

clandestinely look down the muzzle of the always loaded fire cracker, the

patriotism of the boys still begins to assert itself, the old man's eyes

begin to snap, and he talks to his neighbor about how they used to

celebrate when he was a boy, the stuff begins to work over the

neighborhood, the village catches it, the country begins.

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