COMFORTING COMPENSATIONS.

If a farmer's wheat is killed by rain, he is consoled by the fact that

rain is just what his corn needs. If his cattle die of disease, his

consolation lies in the hope that pork will bring a good price. If boys

steal his watermelons, he knows by experience that they will have the

cholera morbus. So everything that is unpleasant has its compensation.

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