BOYS AND CIRCUSES.

There is one thing the American people have got to learn, and that is to

give scholars in schools a half holiday when there is a circus in town. We

know that we are in advance of many of the prominent educators of the

country when we advocate such a policy, but sooner or later the people

whose duty it is to superintend schools will learn that we are right, and

they will have to catch up with us or resign.

In the first place, a boy is going to attend a circus if there is one in

town, and the question before teachers and superintendents should be, not

how to prevent him from going to the circus, but how to keep his mind on

his books the day before the circus and the day after. There have been

several million boys made into liars by school officials attempting to

prevent their going to circusses, and we contend that it is the duty of

teachers to place as few temptations to lie as possible in the way of

boys.

If a boy knows that there will be no school on the afternoon of circus

day, he will study like a whitehead all the forenoon, and learn twice as

much as he will in all day if he can't go. If he knows there is a

conspiracy on foot between his parents and the teachers to keep him from

the circus, he begins to think of some lie to get out of school. He will

be sick, or run away, or something.

He will get there if possible. And after the first lie succeeds in getting

him out of school, he is a liar from the word go. There is something, some

sort of electricity that runs from a boy to a circus, and all the teachers

in the world cannot break the connection. A circus is the boys' heaven.

You may talk to him about the beautiful gates ajar, and the angel band in

heaven that plays around the great white throne, and he can't understand

it, but the least hint about the circus tent, with the flap

pulled to one side to get in, and the band wagon, and the girls jumping

through hoops, and the clown, and he is onto your racket at a jump.

You may try to paralyze him by the story of Daniel in the den of lions,

and how he was saved by faith in the power above, and the boy's mind will

revert to the circus, where a man in tights and spangles goes in and

bosses the lions and tigers around, and he will wonder if Daniel had a

rawhide, and backed out of the cage with his eye on the boss lion.

At a certain age a circus can hold over heaven or anything else in a boy's

mind, and as long as the circus does not hurt him, why not shut up shop a

half a day and let him go? If you keep him in school he wont learn

anything, and he will go to the circus in the evening and be up half the

night seeing the canvas men tear down the tent and load up, and the next

day he is all played out and not worth a continental. To some it would

look foolish to dismiss school for a circus, but it will cement a

friendship between teachers and scholars that nothing else could.

Suppose, a day or two before the circus arrives, the teacher should say to

the school: "Now I want you kids to go through your studies like a tramp

through a boiled dinner, and when the circus comes we will close up this

ranch and all go to the circus, and if any of you can't raise the money to

go, leave your names on my desk and I will see you inside the tent if I

have to pawn my shirt."

Of course it is a male teacher we are supposing said this. Well, don't you

suppose those boys and girls would study? They would fairly whoop it up.

And then suppose the teacher found forty boys that hadn't any money to go

and he had no school funds to be used for such a purpose.

How long would it take him to collect the money by going around

among business men who had been boys themselves? He would go into a store

and say he was trying to raise money to take some of the poor children to

the circus, and a dozen hands would go down into a dozen pockets in two

jerks of a continued story, and they would all chip in.

O, we are too smart. We are trying to fire education into boys with a shot

gun, when we ought to get it into them inside of sugar coated pills. Let

us turn over a new leaf now, and show these boys that we have got souls in

us, and that we want them to have a good time if we don't lay up a cent.

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