HOW TO INVEST A THOUSAND DOLLARS.

A young man advertises in a Milwaukee paper for a partnership. He wants to

invest one thousand dollars in some established business. Go to La Crosse

and go to betting on election. It pays, and is an established business.

There's millions in it.

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